bluetooth journey

Chapter 1 Frustrated in Love, Occasionally Obtained the System

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In the dormitory of a certain unit, in front of the computer, a man trembling hands took two deep gulps of the milk tea in his hand, staring at the keyboard, typing each word.

Ten minutes later, in the heated chat room, suddenly there was an extra line of words.

"I confessed my love one hundred and one times, but never replied. This time she suddenly asked me, are you short of money? Did she agree?"

The lively room suddenly fell silent, and another one popped out a minute later.

"Wait online, it's urgent."

One sentence blew up the entire chat room, and the replies were sprayed like machine guns.

"Big brother, you are too funny."

"People asked you if you have money to buy a set, haha, you are so poor, what have you done, let my brother teach you, the girl's account number is sent, I will go first, and you will drink the soup later."

"Isn't this just for a joke, it's one hundred and one times."

"This is called a woman's love, do you understand? You uneducated!!!"

……

Five minutes later, there was another one: "I'm telling the truth!"

……

Half an hour later, a message appeared on the screen again:
"I'm not being funny, and I haven't bought a condom, and I don't know she buckles, but it's really a hundred and one times!"

The chat room was silent again. Obviously, this brother's head is not normal.

However, which person in love has a normal head?

The wind direction has changed, and the winter wind has warmed up.

There was an extra message on the screen, "Dude, you have to start with friends first when chasing girls, don't worry!"

"Brother, work harder and strive for [-]."

The man was silent, wiped his face, got up and left the computer.

"Miracle won't happen." He sighed a bit bitterly.

Chen Jie, male, 25 years old, a loser, is now working as a odd job in a certain company.

He pushed open the door and saw a courier package on the ground at the door. The sender, address, and recipient were all blank. There was only Chen Jie's mobile phone number. I don't know who sent it.

Chen Jie opened the package and found a bluetooth headset inside. There is no instruction manual and no buttons. The body is bright silver, which looks quite high-end.

mischief?Who is so boring, I am so miserable, really think I dare not use it?

Chen Jie laughed at himself, full of dickishness.

He put on the earphones, and immediately a mechanical voice came from his ears: "I found the host, and the spoof Bluetooth traversal system is binding...The binding is successful, host No. 1218 Chen Jie, Xiaolan is at your service."

Little Blue?What, where did it come from?Why is it ringing in my head?
Chen Jie tentatively asked, "Xiao Lan?"

A mechanical voice came from the ear: "Yes. May I ask the host if you have any questions?"

Chen Jie stayed for a minute before he was sure it wasn't a dream.

Recalling what the system said just now, number 1218, isn't it?

Xiaolan took the initiative to confess: "Yes, No. 1218, there are 1217 hosts who have used this system before the host, and they all sacrificed for various reasons." Xiaolan paused for a moment and continued,
"I hope the host will get rid of this fate, and there will be no more 1219 hosts."

what?
The previous hosts are all down?

Hearing this, Chen Jie felt dizzy, his face was stiff for a while, and he continued to ask:
"Xiao Lan, this... I'm just a soy saucer, can you... don't kill me, I'm still a virgin, I still want to chase the goddess..."

The mechanical voice next to my ear sounded again: "This system is called the spoof bluetooth traversal system, which can take the host to traversal into major film and television works.

As long as the host completes the task, you can get points and powerful rewards. Of course, if you fail, points will be deducted. If the points are less than zero, you will return to zero in this world.

Of course, as a reward, the abilities obtained after time travel can be retained and used in the real world, so the host's desire to pursue the goddess is a piece of cake for the successful ones.

It is not an exaggeration to say, not to mention goddesses, even female goblins, you can have as many as you want...

Chen Jie felt the corners of his mouth twitching, and he spoke beautifully. He saw that Xiaolan was in sales, or else he was engaged in pyramid schemes.

I don't want any skills, I just want to live well.

He adjusted his language and said carefully:
"Okay, I have one more question..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiaolan interrupted him, "Well, since the host has agreed, let's start the first world traversal, the countdown starts, 10, 9, 8..."

Nima!

Whoever said it, I have something to say later!
Before Chen Jie could finish speaking, his eyes went dark, and the sky turned dizzy for a while, only a metallic voice echoed in his ears:

"This time the world is "Mr. Zombie", the general plot is: Mr. Ren, a wealthy household in Renjia Town, because 20 years ago, Mr. Feng Shui told his father that his father must move his grave 20 years later, otherwise the Ren family will have bad consequences.

So Mr. Ren asked Uncle Jiu, the Taoist chief of Maoshan, to help move the grave. When the tomb was dug up that day, crows appeared everywhere. When he opened the coffin lid, he found that Mr. Ren's body was not rotten.

But Mr. Ren refused to burn the body.

After a series of accidents, Mr. Ren died and became a zombie. Uncle Jiu and others were defeated by Mrs. Ren. It happened that Uncle Jiu’s younger brother Simu Daochang led the group of zombies under his control, and everyone worked together to eliminate the zombie Mrs. Ren. "

"System task release:
Task 100: Stuff garlic into Mrs. Ren's mouth, reward 100 points for success, and deduct [-] points for failure.

Task 100: Drink Kung Fu Tea, calm Master Ren, reward 100 points for success, and deduct [-] points for failure.

Task 100: Let the female ghost Xiaoyu say that you are so handsome, reward 100 points for success, and deduct [-] points for failure.

Task 100: Appreciate Master Jiushu, learn Maoshan Taoism, reward 100 points for success, and deduct [-] points for failure.

If the score is 0, it will be wiped out! !
After completing all tasks, you can return to the real world immediately, or you can choose to stay for 24 hours and then force your return.

In view of the fact that the host is Xiaobai, he will present the skill of photographic memory as a gift, I hope the host will not rush to the streets.Hehehehe~"

night…

Chen Jie opened his eyes, his eyes were pitch black, the cold wind blew on his body like a knife, and the rustling of leaves came from his ears.

where is this?
Hearing these tasks, Chen Jie felt like crying.

What kind of missions are these? The last mission is more normal. The previous ones are all spoofs. Is it really okay to be so unscrupulous...

Fortunately, with the skill of photographic memory, at least you can learn everything faster, even if you can't learn it, you can write it down and think about it slowly.

The most urgent task now is to find the town where Uncle Jiu is located, only in this way can he complete the task.

Chen Jie complained inwardly, the corners of his mouth twitched a little, as if he hadn't accepted the reality yet.

Still, nights in Zombieland don't feel very safe...

Before the words fell, there was a rustling sound, followed by an aggressive jumping sound, could it be...

Before he could finish thinking, a zombie-like object appeared in the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty. The most important thing was that the other party stretched out two arms. Chen Jie wanted to cry.

my god~~
Chen Jie closed his eyes and rushed forward at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint. He didn't look back to see what was going on behind him. He just rushed like this, but the aggressive voice was getting closer...

"No, it's so cruel! It doesn't make sense to jump faster than I can run! Help~~~~"

Chen Jie screamed while crying, praying that some Taoist priest nearby would pass by and rescue him.

Ten minutes later, Chen Jie was so tired that he almost lay down, but the zombie behind him was still chasing him, and Chen Jie couldn't run anymore.

"Could it be that I'm going to die young, I'm still a chick~~"

Chen Jie looked at the sky speechlessly, although the sky was completely dark at this time...

Before he finished howling, a four-eyed Taoist priest wearing a gossip hat and a yellow celestial master robe appeared, and when he saw him from a distance, he shouted:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is my customer, I went to take a pee, and he came here..."

After the middle-aged Taoist said sorry to Chen Jie twice, he touched his head with one hand, and quickly ran to the zombie.

He bit his right index finger, chanted some spells, and then pointed at the zombie's forehead, and the zombie stopped moving immediately, and then stuck a yellow paper talisman on the zombie's head.

Chen Jie was stunned for a moment.

"What, this zombie can still run around? Do you know that I was almost bitten!!!

Ahhh~ I'm so sad, I was chased by this guy for several blocks just after I came here, and I almost lost my neck! !
How can this be unlucky one after another..."

Before he finished speaking, a mouse suddenly jumped out from the side, and Chen Jie stepped on the mouse and fell down with a plop.

"Oh, my God, what day is it today, I really didn't read the almanac when I went out..." As soon as the words came out, Chen Jie immediately covered his mouth, fearing that something might happen again.

Standing up, Chen Jie patted the dust on his buttocks, with a suspicious look on his face, he looked at the unreliable four-eyed priest and asked:

"My name is Chen Jie, I am a sea turtle, oh no, I just want to say that I am a returnee from overseas.

May I ask what the Taoist priest's name is?where is thisI want to go to Renjia Town to find an expert named Uncle Jiu to learn Taoism. "

The middle-aged Taoist priest was a little embarrassed when he heard the words. After all, it was his own negligence that caused the zombie to almost bite. It would be really late if he came to eat a step, so he replied with an apologetic expression:

"This is outside the town of Ren's family. Just call me Daoist Simu. The ninth uncle you mentioned is my senior brother. I am planning to take my client to his place to rest. If you don't mind, little brother, you can go with me."

Chen Jie was so moved that he almost cried when he heard this, "It's really great, it's my wish to be able to walk with the Taoist priest!!

It turns out that Renjia Town is so close, I didn't expect it! !

By the way, can the priest tell me what kind of zombie this is?Why are you jumping so fast? "

After hearing this, the Taoist priest with four eyes patted his chest to express that there was no problem, and then replied:
"The so-called zombies are divided into walking corpses, white zombies, black zombies, jumping zombies, flying zombies, and drought zombies and jerks according to their grades.

And my client is a walking corpse I made through Taoism, afraid of people, afraid of light, if the speed is fast, this... little brother usually doesn't exercise much..."

After finishing speaking, the four-eyed Taoist priest looked a little embarrassed. After all, it is always not good to say such things that expose people's shortcomings, but this is the truth.

Chen Jie was a little speechless.

I didn't expect such a weak walking corpse to be so fast.Of course, I won't admit that I can't run fast. How many office workers have you seen who exercise regularly?Especially for fake houses like ours, let alone.So he went on to say:

"Since he is the senior brother of the Taoist priest, then I will look to the Taoist priest for a recommendation.

The boy longed for Taoist priests who exorcising demons and defending Taoism when he was abroad, and wanted to learn Taoism to serve the people. (How weird is that?)”

"It's easy to talk about." The four-eyed priest said boldly.

Chen Jie and Taoist Simu chatted casually, and when they arrived at the door of Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang, it was almost dawn.

Along the way, Chen Jie learned that Taoist Simu had visited the Yizhuang many times. After all, he was Uncle Jiu’s younger brother. Every time he drove corpses through here, he would spend the night in Uncle Jiu’s Yizhuang, so he was very familiar with this Yizhuang. .

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