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Chapter 60 Brother Lin, Borrow an Italian Cannon?
Chapter 60 Brother Lin, Borrow an Italian Cannon?
"Let me tell you, Captain Li, do you kowtow to recognize your godfather when you catch someone pleasing to your eye?" Lin Xiao laughed heartily, making a joke with him.
"Brother Lin, I know you have made a lot of money recently. If I, Li Yunlong, can recognize a godfather with hairy legs like you, I will do it. Will you accept it?"
Li Yunlong has always been thick-skinned, and if anyone gives him a batch of weapons and equipment, it will be no problem to call him godfather a hundred times.
"Don't, don't, don't come to recognize your relatives!"
"Brother Yunlong, you recognize me as a godfather, but I dare not accept you. I think you are a weasel paying a New Year's greeting to a chicken. You have no good intentions?" Lin Xiao seemed to have guessed the purpose of Li Yunlong's call.
"Brother Lin, look at what you said, our old Li is no longer like a weasel, I didn't have any wrong intentions when looking for you."
Seeing that it was impossible to recognize relatives, Li Yunlong said on the phone sincerely: "Brother Lin, I miss you, so I called you to contact the brotherhood."
Lin Xiao knew very well that Li Da's night pot was a man who could never go against his will. His head turned faster than the wheels of a car.
Lin Xiao flirted with him lazily, and said bluntly: "Brother Yunlong, I think you saw that I got rich, and you are planning to attack my weapons and equipment?"
Li Yunlong smiled slyly, and said in a deliberative tone: "Brother Lin, didn't we just take over the independent regiment of Kong Er's idiot. This independent regiment is far worse than Lao Li's new regiment. The independent regiment has poor weapons and equipment, and its morale is low after losing battles." .”
"Lao Li has recently been thinking about doing some side business and hitting a few Japanese and puppet strongholds to boost the morale of the whole regiment. The independent regiment has a weak foundation and doesn't have a few offensive weapons at hand, so I want to borrow two Italian cannons from you to shake up the scene... "
"Brother Yunlong, you are such a toad yawning, you are not small? You borrow two cannons with one mouth, I think you should borrow it from someone else!" Lin Xiao refused straight away, of course he would not agree to the other party's request.
"Brother Lin, don't, don't, don't!"
Li Yunlong put on a pitiful and sincere tone and said: "Brother Lin, aren't we discussing this? If there are no two cannons, I, Li Yunlong, can borrow one!"
"Not one!"
"Brother Lin, why don't I call you your own father? Can you lend me an Italian cannon?" Li Yunlong begged on the phone.
"If you want a gun, you won't give it your life!"
"My dear father, our old Li doesn't want to borrow a wife from you, isn't he just borrowing a cannon? Are you guarding me like a weasel?"
"You have more chicken thieves than weasels, hehe..."
Lin Xiao smiled meaningfully and coldly.
Who believes Li Yunlong's words, unless his head is kicked by a pig.
Anyone who has watched Liang Jian knows that Li Yunlong is a man who is more of a thief than a profiteer.
If Lin Xiao lent him the Italian cannon, it would definitely be Liu Bei who lent Jingzhou.
"..."
Li Yunlong tried his best to cheat the cannon, and nearly rolled on the ground, but Lin Xiao refused to lend him the cannon.
Seeing the pitiful look of Li Dayuhu begging his grandpa to tell his grandma, Lin Xiao gradually loosened up a little.
"Okay, with the heart of a Bodhisattva, I will lend you an Italian gun!"
"Oh, Brother Lin, I thank you, Lao Li, you are really my real father!" Li Yunlong's expression suddenly changed when he heard that Lin Xiao agreed to borrow the gun.
Li Yunlong is worthy of being a dog face. One second, he was still pretending to be pitiful with all kinds of aggrieved pleadings, and the next second he wagged his tail, feeling that he had reached the pinnacle of his life.
"Brother Yunlong, this Italian cannon is my Lin Xiao's precious daughter-in-law. I lend you my daughter-in-law. Do I have a condition?" Lin Xiao and Li Yunlong talked about the condition.
When Li Yunlong heard the conditions, he felt upset. He thought to himself, this bastard Lin Xiao is also a guy who has no money and can't afford it early.
He was unhappy in his heart, but on the surface he still had to laugh and say polite words.
"Brother Lin, don't worry, I, Li Yunlong, will never prostitute your wife for nothing. You can ask for any conditions, as long as I, Li Yunlong, can do it..." Li Yunlong proudly promised any conditions in order to get the Italian magic gun.
"Brother Yunlong, wait, let me think about it first..."
Lin Xiao turned his head quickly, secretly thinking about what conditions should he ask?
Half of the weapons and equipment captured by the Japanese and puppet army strongholds?
The key independent battalion now has no shortage of weapons and ammunition, and Lin Xiao doesn't like the junk equipment of the Japanese and puppet troops.
If you want Dayang, Li Yunlong himself is so poor that he is almost naked, and he has P's money...
"Brother Lin, have you thought about it?"
Li Yunlong couldn't wait any longer. He eagerly made a suggestion: "Brother Lin, don't bother thinking about the conditions. Aren't you still single? How about I introduce the girl from my hometown to you? My girl is beautiful." ..."
Li Yunlong boasted about himself, and praised his sister as a flower in the village, but Lin Xiao didn't believe the other party's nonsense.
Li Dayuhu himself is not good looking, his head is like a chamberpot, so it is estimated that his sister is also not good-looking.
Lin Xiao shook his head, and said with a look of disgust, "Brother Yunlong, come on, let's introduce your sister to others!"
After thinking for a while, Lin Xiao thought about what the independent battalion lacked the most.
He slowly said: "Brother Yunlong, how about this, I don't want your sister, and I don't want the booty you captured, just leave the captured puppet army to me."
"Brother Lin, those two devils can't do anything except bully the common people. What's the use of those scumbags?" Li Yunlong asked incomprehensibly.
"Don't worry about this, as long as you capture the puppet army, you can send it to me."
"Okay, Brother Lin, let's make a deal like this!"
After the deal was reached, Li Yunlong happily hung up the phone, and immediately sent someone to the Independence Battalion to fire the cannon...
Lin Xiao put down the phone and turned around, and suddenly saw a woman standing at the entrance of the command department.
The woman was wearing a white medical uniform and carrying a medicine box on her back. She looked a bit tired, but she couldn't hide her delicate facial features at all.
Lin Xiao recognized the woman in front of him at a glance. She was the glamorous female military doctor Qiu Shuying whom he had met not long ago.
"Hehe, isn't this Captain Qiu? What brought you here?" Lin Xiao greeted the other party first.
"Hero Lin really was a traitor to the puppet army. I didn't expect you to borrow your daughter-in-law as an object. You are really a puppet army who has never changed his bad habits!" Qiu Shuying stared at Lin Xiao coldly, annoyed Sarcasm each other.
Originally, when Lin Xiao helped the Central Army last time, Qiu Shuying still felt a little grateful to Lin Xiao in her heart.
But she just heard Lin Xiao and Li Yunlong saying some words borrowed by the daughter-in-law on the phone, and in an instant, Lin Xiao's heroic setting collapsed.
Qiu Shuying doesn't have a good impression of a man like him who doesn't respect women, and even has a little disgust.
(End of this chapter)
"Let me tell you, Captain Li, do you kowtow to recognize your godfather when you catch someone pleasing to your eye?" Lin Xiao laughed heartily, making a joke with him.
"Brother Lin, I know you have made a lot of money recently. If I, Li Yunlong, can recognize a godfather with hairy legs like you, I will do it. Will you accept it?"
Li Yunlong has always been thick-skinned, and if anyone gives him a batch of weapons and equipment, it will be no problem to call him godfather a hundred times.
"Don't, don't, don't come to recognize your relatives!"
"Brother Yunlong, you recognize me as a godfather, but I dare not accept you. I think you are a weasel paying a New Year's greeting to a chicken. You have no good intentions?" Lin Xiao seemed to have guessed the purpose of Li Yunlong's call.
"Brother Lin, look at what you said, our old Li is no longer like a weasel, I didn't have any wrong intentions when looking for you."
Seeing that it was impossible to recognize relatives, Li Yunlong said on the phone sincerely: "Brother Lin, I miss you, so I called you to contact the brotherhood."
Lin Xiao knew very well that Li Da's night pot was a man who could never go against his will. His head turned faster than the wheels of a car.
Lin Xiao flirted with him lazily, and said bluntly: "Brother Yunlong, I think you saw that I got rich, and you are planning to attack my weapons and equipment?"
Li Yunlong smiled slyly, and said in a deliberative tone: "Brother Lin, didn't we just take over the independent regiment of Kong Er's idiot. This independent regiment is far worse than Lao Li's new regiment. The independent regiment has poor weapons and equipment, and its morale is low after losing battles." .”
"Lao Li has recently been thinking about doing some side business and hitting a few Japanese and puppet strongholds to boost the morale of the whole regiment. The independent regiment has a weak foundation and doesn't have a few offensive weapons at hand, so I want to borrow two Italian cannons from you to shake up the scene... "
"Brother Yunlong, you are such a toad yawning, you are not small? You borrow two cannons with one mouth, I think you should borrow it from someone else!" Lin Xiao refused straight away, of course he would not agree to the other party's request.
"Brother Lin, don't, don't, don't!"
Li Yunlong put on a pitiful and sincere tone and said: "Brother Lin, aren't we discussing this? If there are no two cannons, I, Li Yunlong, can borrow one!"
"Not one!"
"Brother Lin, why don't I call you your own father? Can you lend me an Italian cannon?" Li Yunlong begged on the phone.
"If you want a gun, you won't give it your life!"
"My dear father, our old Li doesn't want to borrow a wife from you, isn't he just borrowing a cannon? Are you guarding me like a weasel?"
"You have more chicken thieves than weasels, hehe..."
Lin Xiao smiled meaningfully and coldly.
Who believes Li Yunlong's words, unless his head is kicked by a pig.
Anyone who has watched Liang Jian knows that Li Yunlong is a man who is more of a thief than a profiteer.
If Lin Xiao lent him the Italian cannon, it would definitely be Liu Bei who lent Jingzhou.
"..."
Li Yunlong tried his best to cheat the cannon, and nearly rolled on the ground, but Lin Xiao refused to lend him the cannon.
Seeing the pitiful look of Li Dayuhu begging his grandpa to tell his grandma, Lin Xiao gradually loosened up a little.
"Okay, with the heart of a Bodhisattva, I will lend you an Italian gun!"
"Oh, Brother Lin, I thank you, Lao Li, you are really my real father!" Li Yunlong's expression suddenly changed when he heard that Lin Xiao agreed to borrow the gun.
Li Yunlong is worthy of being a dog face. One second, he was still pretending to be pitiful with all kinds of aggrieved pleadings, and the next second he wagged his tail, feeling that he had reached the pinnacle of his life.
"Brother Yunlong, this Italian cannon is my Lin Xiao's precious daughter-in-law. I lend you my daughter-in-law. Do I have a condition?" Lin Xiao and Li Yunlong talked about the condition.
When Li Yunlong heard the conditions, he felt upset. He thought to himself, this bastard Lin Xiao is also a guy who has no money and can't afford it early.
He was unhappy in his heart, but on the surface he still had to laugh and say polite words.
"Brother Lin, don't worry, I, Li Yunlong, will never prostitute your wife for nothing. You can ask for any conditions, as long as I, Li Yunlong, can do it..." Li Yunlong proudly promised any conditions in order to get the Italian magic gun.
"Brother Yunlong, wait, let me think about it first..."
Lin Xiao turned his head quickly, secretly thinking about what conditions should he ask?
Half of the weapons and equipment captured by the Japanese and puppet army strongholds?
The key independent battalion now has no shortage of weapons and ammunition, and Lin Xiao doesn't like the junk equipment of the Japanese and puppet troops.
If you want Dayang, Li Yunlong himself is so poor that he is almost naked, and he has P's money...
"Brother Lin, have you thought about it?"
Li Yunlong couldn't wait any longer. He eagerly made a suggestion: "Brother Lin, don't bother thinking about the conditions. Aren't you still single? How about I introduce the girl from my hometown to you? My girl is beautiful." ..."
Li Yunlong boasted about himself, and praised his sister as a flower in the village, but Lin Xiao didn't believe the other party's nonsense.
Li Dayuhu himself is not good looking, his head is like a chamberpot, so it is estimated that his sister is also not good-looking.
Lin Xiao shook his head, and said with a look of disgust, "Brother Yunlong, come on, let's introduce your sister to others!"
After thinking for a while, Lin Xiao thought about what the independent battalion lacked the most.
He slowly said: "Brother Yunlong, how about this, I don't want your sister, and I don't want the booty you captured, just leave the captured puppet army to me."
"Brother Lin, those two devils can't do anything except bully the common people. What's the use of those scumbags?" Li Yunlong asked incomprehensibly.
"Don't worry about this, as long as you capture the puppet army, you can send it to me."
"Okay, Brother Lin, let's make a deal like this!"
After the deal was reached, Li Yunlong happily hung up the phone, and immediately sent someone to the Independence Battalion to fire the cannon...
Lin Xiao put down the phone and turned around, and suddenly saw a woman standing at the entrance of the command department.
The woman was wearing a white medical uniform and carrying a medicine box on her back. She looked a bit tired, but she couldn't hide her delicate facial features at all.
Lin Xiao recognized the woman in front of him at a glance. She was the glamorous female military doctor Qiu Shuying whom he had met not long ago.
"Hehe, isn't this Captain Qiu? What brought you here?" Lin Xiao greeted the other party first.
"Hero Lin really was a traitor to the puppet army. I didn't expect you to borrow your daughter-in-law as an object. You are really a puppet army who has never changed his bad habits!" Qiu Shuying stared at Lin Xiao coldly, annoyed Sarcasm each other.
Originally, when Lin Xiao helped the Central Army last time, Qiu Shuying still felt a little grateful to Lin Xiao in her heart.
But she just heard Lin Xiao and Li Yunlong saying some words borrowed by the daughter-in-law on the phone, and in an instant, Lin Xiao's heroic setting collapsed.
Qiu Shuying doesn't have a good impression of a man like him who doesn't respect women, and even has a little disgust.
(End of this chapter)
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