The most powerful mobile phone ever

Chapter 314
In another small town about fifty miles away from here, in a temple.

A woman in colorful clothes who looked to be in her 30s, dressed as a witch, was respectfully offering incense to a statue of a god.

She is Uncle Jiu's junior sister, Aunt Cane, a sorceress who also studied under Maoshan, but the people who usually look for her are basically those who have sons, couples cheating, etc. Most of them don't need her The art of Maoshan.

"Your Majesty, the trustworthy girl Cane Girl sincerely offers incense" as she said, she bowed respectfully three times.

Turn around and insert the two incense burners into the incense burner.

A woman's voice came from outside the door:
"Aunt Sugarcane, Aunt Sugarcane"

"coming."

After Gu Gu responded, she went from behind the scenes to the front hall.

A woman, supporting a man, is walking in through the gate.

"What's the matter, Qiuxiang?"

"Aunt Cane, please help me take a look. My husband didn't come back last night, and he became dazed when he came back this morning. I'm afraid he might encounter something unclean."

The man had eyes and a face like a holy market.

"Really? Let me see."

Talking, Aunt Cane stepped forward, helped the man aside alone, and whispered: "You brat, stop pretending, where did you go last night?"

The man faltered for a while, but said honestly: "Last night, I, I went to Ruyiju to look for Xiaocui. If I don't scare my wife like this, then it's okay."

Aunt Cane seemed to understand the strangeness, and said with a smile, "Then what do you want?"

"Help me, you don't want our husband and wife to get along." The man said wretchedly.

"Then you want me to act?" Aunt Cane said indifferently.

The woman in the distance called her, Gu Gu quickly turned around, and said without changing her expression: "Oh, Ah Xiang, your husband has really gone into trouble."

"Ah." The woman was extremely worried, "What should I do then?"

"It doesn't matter, exorcising evil spirits and curing ghosts is my greatest skill, Aunt Cane. You stand on your side."

Aunt Cane said, then stood still, clasped her hands together, and made a pinch gesture.

"Ox, ghosts and snake gods from all over the world immediately rushed to me."

After a few actions, Aunt Cane seemed to be really fascinated by the gods, and then grabbed the man at the side, just gave him a fat beating, and shouted while beating: "Exorcism! Exorcism!"

The man was so beaten that he was out of breath, and received a solid beating.

But he couldn't tell what he was suffering, so he could only bear with it and cooperate with Aunt Cane's performance.

After the beating was finally satisfied, Aunt Cane threw him aside.

Then I picked up a cup of tea, picked up a pinch of incense ash from the incense burner, put it into the tea, picked up the lamp oil on the side, poured some into the tea bowl, and stirred it with my fingers.

"Drink the divine tea and you'll be fine."

Said and brought it to the man's mouth.

The man saw the tea bowl, pointed at Aunt Cane, "Hello..." "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

The man hurriedly said, "It's delicious."

"hurry up."

Aunt Cane put the tea bowl near his mouth and drank it all at once.

The man pinched his nose and tried his best to finish the drink, but he was about to vomit.

Aunt Cane couldn't stand it.

Then Ah Xiang took the man and left.

Aunt Cane said: "If he doesn't come back at night, you can let him come to see me."

Just as the two were sent out, another man and a woman broke in.

The man seems to have some intellectual problems.

The woman said, "Aunt Sugar, my son is in his 20s, and he can't even call his mother."

"Then what will he do?"

Unexpectedly, just after finishing speaking, the man secretly touched Aunt Cane's bigu.

Aunt Cane was startled. na
The woman also quickly stopped him.

"What are you doing?"

Aunt Cane seemed furious.

"Sorry, that's all he knows." The woman said helplessly.

"Bobo, Bobo." The man smirked.

"Bo, what a wave, he is not stained with something dirty at all, but mentally ill, why don't you take him to see a doctor."

"I've seen doctors everywhere, but it's useless. Please help me, please help me."

"Okay, pick him up after three days."

"Thank you, thank you," the woman said and left.

The idiot wanted to follow the girl, but Gu Gu blew a whistle, and the idiot turned back by himself.

Then Aunt Cane prepared a super balloon.

"Squeeze hard. I have balloons here. Squeeze desperately. You are a kind of desire. It's normal to vent it out."

Sure enough, the man obediently started to pinch the balloon with great interest.

Cracks sounded from time to time.

Aunt Cane let him be there.

Unexpectedly, another couple came outside.

The man was fat and fat, and the woman who was leading him looked shy.

The man smiled and said to Aunt Cane, "My wife has been dead for several years, and I want to get another wife," he said, looking at the shy girl beside him, "but she said she wanted to ask my dead wife's opinion."

"I don't do things like asking Ling, what if your wife doesn't leave after me. It will be hard, who knows if you will take advantage of me." Aunt Cane said with a proud face.

"How come, help me, okay?"

"Okay. Just once." Aunt Cane said duplicity.

Come to the inner room.

Aunt Cane lit a stick of incense, then closed her eyes, and began to pat the table, humming in her mouth.

"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, %..."

After reading it several times, I suddenly lay down, and when I got up again, it seemed that I had been upper body.

"Damn ghost, why haven't you come to see me for so long?"

The miraculous thing is that Gu Gu's voice seems to have changed, as if she is really possessed.

The man was startled when he heard the voice, "I'm busy, wife, please come up this time, I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter?"

"You know, you've been away for a few years, and I'm alone. I want to ask for someone else, so I brought her to see you."

"That's it?"

"Yes, yes, call someone quickly," he said to the shy woman beside him.

The shy girl obediently called her sister.

"It should be, well, you are allowed to get married."

"Ah, thank you wife."

As he said that, he was going to take the shy girl away.

"and many more"

"Ah, wife, are you still busy?"

"I guess you won't come here again, I want you to satisfy me one last time."

"Ah, here?"

Then the unbelievable scene began.

The man took a stick and beat "Gu Gu" up and down.

The shy girl at the side couldn't stand it any longer, and shouted: "Stop hitting her, you'll kill her."

"Yes, I was tortured to death in this way. In the future, when you marry him, you will definitely enjoy this kind of boudoir joy."

"Ah? I'm not married anymore, I'm not married anymore,"

Said and fled out of the door in horror.

The man quickly dropped the cane and chased him out.

And at this moment, Uncle Jiu led Xu Feng and Ren Tingting outside the door, and walked in.

Aunt Cane got up from the stool and saw Uncle Jiu.

Quickly sprinting at a speed of [-] meters, he rushed into Uncle Jiu's arms, wrapping around him like an octopus.

"Brother! Hahahaha, I finally waited for you. You are really here. I miss you so much."

(End of this chapter)