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Chapter 3 Heavenly Court Population Crisis
Chapter 3 Heavenly Court Population Crisis
"The skyrocketing population of Heavenly Court is so distressing. The Jade Emperor ordered me to find a way to solve it, but fairy fetuses can't be beaten. I can't stop these guys from having sex, right?"
As soon as it was refreshed with such explosive content, Xu Feng laughed out loud.
Then continue to read, Xu Feng found that he could actually see the comments under this status. It stands to reason that only mutual friends should be able to see the comments, but thinking that the app mentioned by the system has mutated, Xu Feng is not surprised Strange, I saw the following wonderful comments:
Bull Demon King: Yue Lao, I sympathize with you, but next month my daughter's full moon wine must come to drink.
Yue Lao replied to the Bull Demon King: Lao Niu! You are too much, how many daughters have you given birth to, can't you stop with Princess Iron Fan for a while?
Princess Iron Fan replied to Yuelao: Yuelao, what do you mean by that?My wife loves life, can you take care of it?
Yuelao replied to Princess Iron Fan: Princess, please support me in my work, the heaven seems to be unable to support so many people, the Jade Emperor ordered me to find a way every day, but you all are unrestrained, alas . .
Princess Iron Fan replied to Yuelao: That's your business, I don't care about it, having a baby is just an incidental product, there is a way for you to invent a way to enjoy the love of clouds and rain without getting pregnant, otherwise don't beep beep.
Canopy Marshal: I miss my old pig, I am still single so far, alas, who will save me from the sea of suffering, Yuelao, please help me and Fairy Chang'e lead the red line, if successful, my old pig will be rewarded.
Yuelao replied to Tianpeng: Tianpeng, you should give up your heart. This is the seventh thousand and 840th time you have come to me for three times. What is so persistent?
The canopy replied to Yuelao: Ask what love is in the world, and teach people to promise each other in life and death.
Fairy Chang'e replied to Tianpeng: Tianpeng, you are a good person, but we are really not suitable.
Tianpeng replied to Fairy Chang'e: Fairy, my old pig will wait for you forever, and I want to impress you with my true feelings!
Monkey King replied: Idiot, you entered my Buddhism, but you still think about women?It's really unchanging!
Lu Dongbin replied: Yuelao, I support you.
He Xiangu replied: Dong Bin, when will you accept me? Do you still think about that Peony Fairy?
Erlangshen replied: We support population control, everyone should exercise restraint, and don't put the heavens in danger for a moment of pleasure.
Xiao Tiangou replied to Erlang Shen: Bark!Support the master.
Looking at the content of these sections, Xu Feng felt that his brain was not enough, and this section was too exciting.
Bull Demon King and Iron Fan Princess have given birth to many daughters?Canopy is still in love with Chang'e?Lu Dongbin Peony Fairy and He Xiangu are still engaged in a love triangle?There are also Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, Xiaotiangou, all of them, they really look like that.
At this moment, a message popped up on the phone:
"System task: Help Yuelao solve the population crisis in Tianting. Task reward: 100 system coins, a chance to draw an APP lottery. Do you accept the task?"
Not sure yet, Xu Feng asked the system in his mind:
"Sister System, what the hell is going on here? Is this Yuelao really from the Heavenly Court? Are you sure it's not a psychiatric hospital called the Heavenly Court?"
"Okay, WeChat's mutation function, you can add heavenly friends by shaking it, and each shake will consume [-] system coins."
Hearing the system's answer, Xu Feng could only accept it. He finally understood that from today on, he would get used to even the weirdest things. Since the system is omnipotent, what else is wrong? What could happen?
Looking at the phone, Xu Feng clicked OK and accepted the task.
Then return from Yuelao's circle of friends, this task is to help Yuelao solve the population crisis in heaven?
Then try to contact Yuelao first?
So Xu Feng sent a message to Yuelao:
"Old Yue, are you there?"
In the heavenly court, Yuelao was walking in distress in the courtyard, scratching his head with his hands from time to time.
Ever since the Heavenly Court was separated from the human world by the laws of Heaven, the Jade Emperor has relaxed the rules of heaven for sustainable development, allowing immortals to marry each other and have children. greatly increased.
After so many years of development, new populations are constantly being produced, and after the new people grow up, they continue to marry and have children. Since the lifespan of immortals is infinitely long, new couples are giving birth, and those old monsters are also giving birth.
Just like this, only a few thousand years have passed. Although the fairyland is vast and boundless, it cannot stop such growth.
You must know that a fairy consumes a lot of various resources, such as spirit stones, elixir, magic tools, etc., and the population continues to grow. The supply of these things has recently become tight.
The Jade Emperor had found Yue Lao a long time ago, and asked him, who was in charge of the marriage in heaven, to find a way to prevent such things.
But what can he do?
You must know that once you are pregnant, you can no longer use drugs to abort the fetus. A fairy conceived by a fairy will absorb the energy of the mother. If it is forcibly aborted, it will cause unimaginable damage to the mother.
In this way, we can only prevent problems before they happen, but let the immortals have different rooms?
Such regulations cannot be enforced and cannot be introduced.
Yuelao's hair became grayer because of this matter recently.
Suddenly, Yue Lao, who was walking, heard a voice saying:
"Old Yue, are you there?"
Yuelao's eyes froze, and then his divine sense spread out, and he looked around, but he didn't find anything. He tentatively asked:
"Which Shangxian is here? Why don't you show up and see."
Xu Feng was lying on the bed. Not long after the message was sent, he really saw Yuelao's reply and invited me to meet him?I would like to, but unfortunately I don't have the ability.
So replied:
"Old Yue, there's no need to show up. I know you've been troubled by one thing recently, right? Can you tell me about it? Maybe I can help you."
Yuelao heard this voice, but couldn't find the owner of the voice, so the other party must be an immortal with much higher mana than himself, maybe he can really help him?
So Yuelao thought for a while, and then told Xu Feng about his difficulties.
After listening to Yuelao's narration, Xu Feng roughly understood the situation.
However, Xu Feng still has a few questions that he doesn't understand, so he sent a message:
"Yue Lao, as you said, once the fairy fetus is conceived, you can't have sex. You can only make a fuss before you conceive, but there should be many ways, such as taking contraceptives?"
When Yue Lao heard this, he smiled wryly and said:
"Shangxian, you don't know anything. I have thought about the method of using medicine, but the sperm and eggs of the immortal are the condensed body essence. Ordinary medicines have no effect at all. Only those contraceptives made from the most precious herbs Only then can it play some role, but as the magic power of the immortal becomes deeper, the role it can play becomes smaller, so the cost is too high, and it is impossible to promote it at all."
Seeing this, Xu Feng said oh, so that's the case, the immortal is really troublesome.
"So, don't you know how to use condoms?"
(End of this chapter)
"The skyrocketing population of Heavenly Court is so distressing. The Jade Emperor ordered me to find a way to solve it, but fairy fetuses can't be beaten. I can't stop these guys from having sex, right?"
As soon as it was refreshed with such explosive content, Xu Feng laughed out loud.
Then continue to read, Xu Feng found that he could actually see the comments under this status. It stands to reason that only mutual friends should be able to see the comments, but thinking that the app mentioned by the system has mutated, Xu Feng is not surprised Strange, I saw the following wonderful comments:
Bull Demon King: Yue Lao, I sympathize with you, but next month my daughter's full moon wine must come to drink.
Yue Lao replied to the Bull Demon King: Lao Niu! You are too much, how many daughters have you given birth to, can't you stop with Princess Iron Fan for a while?
Princess Iron Fan replied to Yuelao: Yuelao, what do you mean by that?My wife loves life, can you take care of it?
Yuelao replied to Princess Iron Fan: Princess, please support me in my work, the heaven seems to be unable to support so many people, the Jade Emperor ordered me to find a way every day, but you all are unrestrained, alas . .
Princess Iron Fan replied to Yuelao: That's your business, I don't care about it, having a baby is just an incidental product, there is a way for you to invent a way to enjoy the love of clouds and rain without getting pregnant, otherwise don't beep beep.
Canopy Marshal: I miss my old pig, I am still single so far, alas, who will save me from the sea of suffering, Yuelao, please help me and Fairy Chang'e lead the red line, if successful, my old pig will be rewarded.
Yuelao replied to Tianpeng: Tianpeng, you should give up your heart. This is the seventh thousand and 840th time you have come to me for three times. What is so persistent?
The canopy replied to Yuelao: Ask what love is in the world, and teach people to promise each other in life and death.
Fairy Chang'e replied to Tianpeng: Tianpeng, you are a good person, but we are really not suitable.
Tianpeng replied to Fairy Chang'e: Fairy, my old pig will wait for you forever, and I want to impress you with my true feelings!
Monkey King replied: Idiot, you entered my Buddhism, but you still think about women?It's really unchanging!
Lu Dongbin replied: Yuelao, I support you.
He Xiangu replied: Dong Bin, when will you accept me? Do you still think about that Peony Fairy?
Erlangshen replied: We support population control, everyone should exercise restraint, and don't put the heavens in danger for a moment of pleasure.
Xiao Tiangou replied to Erlang Shen: Bark!Support the master.
Looking at the content of these sections, Xu Feng felt that his brain was not enough, and this section was too exciting.
Bull Demon King and Iron Fan Princess have given birth to many daughters?Canopy is still in love with Chang'e?Lu Dongbin Peony Fairy and He Xiangu are still engaged in a love triangle?There are also Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, Xiaotiangou, all of them, they really look like that.
At this moment, a message popped up on the phone:
"System task: Help Yuelao solve the population crisis in Tianting. Task reward: 100 system coins, a chance to draw an APP lottery. Do you accept the task?"
Not sure yet, Xu Feng asked the system in his mind:
"Sister System, what the hell is going on here? Is this Yuelao really from the Heavenly Court? Are you sure it's not a psychiatric hospital called the Heavenly Court?"
"Okay, WeChat's mutation function, you can add heavenly friends by shaking it, and each shake will consume [-] system coins."
Hearing the system's answer, Xu Feng could only accept it. He finally understood that from today on, he would get used to even the weirdest things. Since the system is omnipotent, what else is wrong? What could happen?
Looking at the phone, Xu Feng clicked OK and accepted the task.
Then return from Yuelao's circle of friends, this task is to help Yuelao solve the population crisis in heaven?
Then try to contact Yuelao first?
So Xu Feng sent a message to Yuelao:
"Old Yue, are you there?"
In the heavenly court, Yuelao was walking in distress in the courtyard, scratching his head with his hands from time to time.
Ever since the Heavenly Court was separated from the human world by the laws of Heaven, the Jade Emperor has relaxed the rules of heaven for sustainable development, allowing immortals to marry each other and have children. greatly increased.
After so many years of development, new populations are constantly being produced, and after the new people grow up, they continue to marry and have children. Since the lifespan of immortals is infinitely long, new couples are giving birth, and those old monsters are also giving birth.
Just like this, only a few thousand years have passed. Although the fairyland is vast and boundless, it cannot stop such growth.
You must know that a fairy consumes a lot of various resources, such as spirit stones, elixir, magic tools, etc., and the population continues to grow. The supply of these things has recently become tight.
The Jade Emperor had found Yue Lao a long time ago, and asked him, who was in charge of the marriage in heaven, to find a way to prevent such things.
But what can he do?
You must know that once you are pregnant, you can no longer use drugs to abort the fetus. A fairy conceived by a fairy will absorb the energy of the mother. If it is forcibly aborted, it will cause unimaginable damage to the mother.
In this way, we can only prevent problems before they happen, but let the immortals have different rooms?
Such regulations cannot be enforced and cannot be introduced.
Yuelao's hair became grayer because of this matter recently.
Suddenly, Yue Lao, who was walking, heard a voice saying:
"Old Yue, are you there?"
Yuelao's eyes froze, and then his divine sense spread out, and he looked around, but he didn't find anything. He tentatively asked:
"Which Shangxian is here? Why don't you show up and see."
Xu Feng was lying on the bed. Not long after the message was sent, he really saw Yuelao's reply and invited me to meet him?I would like to, but unfortunately I don't have the ability.
So replied:
"Old Yue, there's no need to show up. I know you've been troubled by one thing recently, right? Can you tell me about it? Maybe I can help you."
Yuelao heard this voice, but couldn't find the owner of the voice, so the other party must be an immortal with much higher mana than himself, maybe he can really help him?
So Yuelao thought for a while, and then told Xu Feng about his difficulties.
After listening to Yuelao's narration, Xu Feng roughly understood the situation.
However, Xu Feng still has a few questions that he doesn't understand, so he sent a message:
"Yue Lao, as you said, once the fairy fetus is conceived, you can't have sex. You can only make a fuss before you conceive, but there should be many ways, such as taking contraceptives?"
When Yue Lao heard this, he smiled wryly and said:
"Shangxian, you don't know anything. I have thought about the method of using medicine, but the sperm and eggs of the immortal are the condensed body essence. Ordinary medicines have no effect at all. Only those contraceptives made from the most precious herbs Only then can it play some role, but as the magic power of the immortal becomes deeper, the role it can play becomes smaller, so the cost is too high, and it is impossible to promote it at all."
Seeing this, Xu Feng said oh, so that's the case, the immortal is really troublesome.
"So, don't you know how to use condoms?"
(End of this chapter)
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