Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 411 It's as simple as crushing an ant

US server, FPP, four-person team arrangement mode.

After entering the game and waiting for the flight to take off, the voice of the cave master's male duck can be heard instantly!

But everyone's voice is turned on, and they are trying their best to communicate with the foreigners around them!
"Hello~ guys!"

"Hi~Nestumi Kickmate~"

"Aribaty~ I love spicy dancing!"

"Remove that Nanbo pill!"

However, no matter how much they yelled, no foreigners responded.

"Come on, you can't speak English! Come on, come on, watch me!" Brother Kai immediately followed,
"Lei Shen'an's haircuts! do you have a sister?"

"Are your sister beautiful?"

"Do you have a wife?"

"Do you have a..."

"Ahem, cough, what... what does my sister-in-law say?"

"Fuck, are you stupid?" The Cave Master looked at him with contempt,

"Aunt! aunt!"

"Sister-in-law! Small aunt!"

"Brother Kai, how did you learn English in primary school? You don't know a little common sense? By the way, your primary school English teacher is not dead, is it?"

"No, what's the matter?"

"Hehe, that's good! Otherwise, I'm afraid that she will come and take you away. If you get hurt by accident, I have nothing to reason with!"

"Ahem, cough, can I interject?" Liu Lei finally couldn't bear it anymore,

"Sister-in-law, daughter-in-law's younger sister, is she also a sister?"

Cave Master: O_o!

"So, shouldn't it be small sister?"

Uncle Q: ⊙▽⊙

……

At this moment, Mouse Terrace, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

The bearded anchor, known as Dr. Arrogant, is playing four rows with Shroud, who has been rated as the world's No. [-] chicken-eating anchor by foreign chicken-eating players and Blue Hole officials, plus two fans.

Shroud, a well-known cs player of the former North American C9 club, has always been famous in the anchor circle for his dazzling exaggerated skills, and he is known as a humanoid self-propelled hanger.

As for the bearded man, he does have skills, but what makes him more famous is his exaggerated attire, large sunglasses that last forever, and all kinds of irritable emotions. Opening his mouth is the quality of Yonedako.

From H1Z1 to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the quality of the bearded man is well known to the world.In particular, some targeted remarks and behaviors that violated the bottom line of morality made Big Beard notorious in the hearts of the Chinese people. The foreign audience who watched the live broadcast on the mouse channel just liked it, and this also fueled Big Beard's arrogance.

"Oh Maiga! Are you dismantling that Nanbo Pill again?"

"Why are Nanbo pills being dismantled everywhere?"

"Damn it, Blue Hole should block their ip address, and they should go back to their own server to entertain themselves!"

"Shroud, what do you think?"

"Me? Haha, as long as you are happy, my friend!" Shroud ignored it, prevaricated, and continued to quietly wait for the flight to take off.

"Hey, Doc, Blue Hole has long been acquired by Huaxia's rattan training company. Are you asking them to ban their own people? Don't be ridiculous!"

"Haha, bearded man, do you feel the despair from dismantling the Nanbo pill again?"

"Bearded man, if you're a man, you should win them in the game, not scream like a fly here."

……

The audience's barrage was very fanciful, but that's what the bearded man did.In other words, he deliberately adopted this set and used it to achieve the effect of the show.

"OK! Take care, these guys better pray to God, don't meet me in the game, otherwise! I will let them know what crushing and killing are!"

Suddenly output a pass to the microphone, and then immediately turn on everyone's voice!

"Shut up, baby!"

"Listen! Carrying Maru Nanba Maru!"

"Open your little eyes and hide, Like a quail! I'll find you, then, kill you!"

……

"Fuck! This b told us to shut up?" Brother Kai was taken aback,
"Wan Wan province first?"

"What are you talking about later? Which brother can translate online?"

Soon, talented water friends posted the translations on the barrage, not only the cave master's live broadcast room, but also those of Uncle Q and Liu Lei!
Undoubtedly, it is some words that violate the bottom line of morality. (Because I dare not explain 404, just understand)
"MMP! Hair oil!"

"How did you get born? I'm afraid it wasn't because a fart collapsed and you didn't hold back, so you collapsed? Knock you!"

"Master, believe it or not, I will punch you back to the state of a tadpole and then remake it?"

Cave Master and Brother Kai became anxious on the spot, and the national curse was accompanied by a few sentences in English over and over again, crazily spraying each other!

The other party, on the other hand, had a beating tone:

"come on baby!"

"carry on!"

The cave master and brother Kai almost went crazy with a look of baring their teeth and claws that they couldn't understand, but they were proud of it!
But this caused the ghost audience in the bearded live broadcast room to burst into cheers!
"Go, Doc!"

"Go tell this group of dismantling Nanbowan that this game is not suitable for them!"

"Doc, good job!"

"Big beard, it's time to show your real skills, not your mouth, you know what I mean?"

Accompanied by the sporadic rewards, the bearded man's eyes lit up, and his tone became more and more arrogant!

"Listen, my name is Dr. Disrespect!"

"remember me, and wait me!"

Dr. Disrespect?

In a daze, Liu Lei felt as if he had heard this name somewhere before, it was inexplicably familiar!

Glancing at the split-screen barrage, keywords such as "bearded man!", "mouth full of dung", "dog thief beat him!" and so on are already connected together!
At the same time, Cave Master, Brother Kai, and Uncle Q also learned about each other's identities. Seeing that the flight is about to take off, the game time is about to begin!
Seeing this, Liu Lei hurriedly cut out the interface, opened the online translation, and tapped!
In the ear, the clamor of the bearded man continued, and attracted more and more foreigners to gather here!Surrounding the four of Liu Lei in the middle, crackling fists came down head-on.

"Hey, my baby, don't be afraid! and tell me your id!"

"I will..."

The bearded man smiled, and kept punching Liu Lei and the others in the head while jumping.

Suddenly, a very awkward, extremely unfluent, obviously beginner's spoken English sounded in his ear, interrupting his words!
"Remember, my id is 4AM_hunter!"

"I suggest you quit the game immediately, because no matter how you struggle, the victory is still mine!"

"School, wait for you!"

"Boom~"

The flight has officially taken off!

"4AM? Hunter? Haha! Who is he? Who does he think he is? Wait for him at school?"

"Don't be ridiculous! I will only jump to the military base for this route, and don't consider anything else!"

The bearded man pressed the skydive button and headed straight for the military base!

Shroud, on the other hand, unexpectedly slowed down by half a beat.

"Shroud! What are you thinking? Jump!"

"Oh! It's coming!"

Shroud suddenly remembered the video of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia Invitational Tournament video he watched some time ago.

4AM? hunter?

Will it be you?

An inexplicable smile rose from the corner of his mouth,
"This game is really getting more and more interesting!"

……

"Cave master, brother Kai! You two go to the courtyard!"

"Uncle Q, let's grab the roof!"

Originally, I just planned to have fun and relax!But now, Liu Lei took out the attention he had when playing the game and concentrated on it. There is no room for loss in this game!

Can't get enough chicken!Still have to kill!Crazy kill!

Not only other people, but also bearded!

The first to land!An AK is under your feet!

Liu Lei has never lost before in terms of landing a shotgun, and he will never lose in the future!

"Da da da!"

"Da da da!"

The base sights were fired, the camera was flipped, and as far as the field of vision was concerned, several figures were knocked down by headshots the moment they landed!
Helped Uncle Q to deal with a threat around him, and then jumped into the skylight!

"Da da da!"

"Da da da!"

The marksmanship that fell from the sky reappeared in the live broadcast room!
Under the feet, the two had just jumped down and changed the magazines not long ago. The figure who was about to raise the gun to shoot when he heard the sound had no time to pull the trigger, and the head and body burst into brilliant green blood!
"Bang! Bang!"

On the other side, Uncle Q held 686 and also killed an enemy!
Even in the most violent elimination period, the upper right corner of the screen is still occupied by Liu Lei alone, frantically swiping the screen!

"It's time to clean up the first floor! Uncle Q, let's go together!"

"coming!"

Landing 8 kills!

However, this did not satisfy Liu Lei. The ID he was looking forward to did not appear in his knockdown prompt, but instead appeared in the upper right corner of the screen as the winner after he finished swiping the screen.

This guy didn't skip school!

Well~ I hope you can live longer!

Don't, don't get cold before you meet me!

"Damn it! There's also shroud! Dog thief, be careful, the bearded teammate is shroud!"

"Shroud? The officially recognized anchor of the world's number one chicken eater? MMP! If my grandpa Lu is still alive, how can he have the qualifications?"

"Where did you read it? Please link!"

"Mouse station! Use the accelerator to speed up and it's OK, they jumped to the airport!"

"OK! I'll go and have a look!"

The first wave of water friends who went over the wall to blast the live broadcast room brought back an unexpected news.

Shroud is also broadcasting live, and he is also a fourth-row teammate of Big Beard.

"Da da da!"

"Da da da!"

The school is cleaned up!

Liu Lei glanced at the barrage,
"Shroud? The world's number one technical anchor? Got it!"

"However, this does not prevent me from eating chicken!"

Saying that, cut out the screen directly, open the live broadcast room,
"Come, come, let's start a quiz!"

"Brothers are welcome to place bets and make a fortune!"

And wait until the quiz is passed and the specific content appears in front of the audience.In an instant, the barrage that was still crowded just now gradually disappeared, as if all the audience had fallen into silence!

Guess one: 20 kills to eat chicken!

Guess 25: [-] kills and eat chickens!

Guess 30: [-] kills and eat chickens!

It's all chicken!No rebuttals are accepted here!

"Uncle Q, you take the Cave Master and Brother Kai to find the location card."

"Well, yes!" Uncle Q agreed, thought for a while, and was taken aback.
"Wait, what about you? What are you doing?"

"I?"

"Hey, I'm going to drive a motorcycle!"

"Om~Om~"

The engine roars!
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?No no no, from now on!The name of this game is:

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds hunt!

Liu Lei raised the corner of his mouth,

"It's all good, I'm going to start the siege!"

"I am alone, surrounded by everyone!"

……

Liu Lei's continuous swiping in the upper right corner of the screen did not escape the gaze of the bearded sunglasses.

"Damn it! It's a wall hanging!"

"He's definitely a wall hanger!"

"Go to hell with the hot chicken!"

"All game platforms should set a rule that all Dongfang IP addresses are not allowed to register, otherwise they will destroy all games sooner or later!"

In the words, all the blame was thrown away, completely ignoring a basic fact: it was European and American players who first developed and sold game cheating programs.

And under the condemnation of the audience in the bearded live broadcast room, it seems that the "age of the gods" will come again!
"No, he's not hanging!"

Suddenly, shroud made a sound.

"What? Not hanging on the wall?"

"Are you kidding me?"

The bearded man was furious, and faced Shroud's opposition and dismantling the stage, he directly responded.

"OK! Then tell me, what is a wall hanging?"

"Let me count!"

"One, two... six... nine!"

"Nine kills! Nine kills on the ground! And most of them are headshot kills! You tell me this is not hanging on the wall?"

"Nine kills on the ground? I did it too, haven't you done it?" Shroud didn't take it seriously, he was used to the bearded live broadcast style, and if he was angry about this, he might have been pissed off up.

"Yes! You did it, and I did it! But he was..."

"Look at his id!" Shroud didn't bother to entangle any longer, and interrupted the bearded man with a concise and to the point!

"4AM, hunter? What's wrong?"

"What's the matter? Dude, don't you even watch the game?" Shroud covered his head,
"Some time ago, the G-star PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia Invitational Tournament was held in Busan!"

"From the single-row solo match, to the duo match, and then to the four-row team match, there was only one king from the beginning to the end of the three-day schedule! His id is called: 4AM_hunter!"

"If this is his own account, then it's not cheating!"

Beard: ...

"Whoosh~"

He swallowed involuntarily, even under the cover of the sunglasses, he could still see the extremely unnatural expression on the camera,
"Ha ha."

"What if... I mean, what if it's him?"

"Asian Invitational Tournament? Stop making trouble, brothers! Only we are the absolute rulers in the field of gunfight games!"

"King of Asia? Hahaha! Shroud, do you think the strongest among a group of ants can overthrow an elephant?"

"Ants are ants!"

"We only need to use one finger to easily crush!"

"Shroud, you used to be a CS professional player, don't tell me that your c9 team will be afraid of a team from Asia when you play! Hahaha..."

"Have you heard of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Invitational in Cologne, Germany?" Shroud's tone remained calm, completely unaffected by the beard, and interrupted the beard's piercing voice again,
"The champion of the single row solo competition is the Korean Evermore! It's not us!"

"Forehead……"

Beard stagnates, bite the bullet,

"But man, 4AM-hunter is not!"

"I know!" Shroud said, a trace of solemnity flashed in his eyes,
"But at the Asian Invitational, Evermore, and his fellow compatriot Sexpig, were frantically rubbed against by Hunter and his team! Whether it's a solo match, a duo match, or a four-row team match! "

"As you just said, it's as simple as stretching out a finger and crushing an ant!"

Beard: ...

ps: The ban has finally been lifted, countless dry goods have been deleted, 404 is so scary!
(End of this chapter)