Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 406

hug you?
kiss you?
huh huh?
The sudden surge of stomach acid kicks off the body's ongoing pregnancy response.

Before Liu Lei could refute anything, the image of a [-]-pound dead fat man, picking his feet with his left hand, masturbating with his right hand, covering his fart with his palm, and then holding the tip of his nose to savor it jumped out. !

"Dog thief! I'm your third brother!"

"Dog thief! I am your brother Piaomiao!"

"Dog thief, I am dumbfounded!"

In addition to the above three acquaintances, there are actually two more new faces!
"Chicken is under a lot of pressure, understand it! I am a gold medal duck in my profession, and I have accumulated three-digit customers. My hands are stained with unicorn blood, my tongue can tie knots, I wash chickens with cash, and I quit the arena! Dog thief, I see you are surprised. , why don’t you ask me to be your teacher? I will come up with three secret skills in my life: spirit tongue to find the way, two-finger madman, and spear like a dragon. It will definitely make you reach the pinnacle of life!”

And then, a girl's voice made Liu Lei tremble even more!
It's a girl!Not a voice changer!
Liu Lei can make a [-]% judgment!

Mom sells batches!Only with this mouthful of Baoyazhen's visual sense of voice, Shabi will do its best to imitate it, and the deity's identification is undoubtedly!

"Dog thief~ my aunt!"

"My family's [-]-acre cucumber greenhouse is sold well in female dormitories in major colleges and universities across the country, and won the Asian Adult Products Gold Award!"

"My [-]-square-meter ancestral house is demolished! But my father said, demolish your uncle, and make you paralyzed! Get the hell out, I will develop this real estate myself!"

"What do you say? Do you want to come?"

"You are the general manager of the development company!"

"I'm an only child, but I'm still an old cucumber girl!"

"Hey~"

……

"Yuck~"

Liu Lei finally couldn't bear it anymore!

Now I have to pick up M24 to let these six black fans know why there are always red marks on the knees, why the single toilet is often not used to poop, why Vaseline is suddenly popular, but it is no longer used to prevent dryness and cracks !

However, one after another, the smoke bombs were dropped one after another, and the six cubs were as steady as old dogs. The smoke bombs opened the way step by step, and slowly pressed forward in a double-teaming trend!
In everyone's voice channel, all kinds of ridicule are row upon row!However, not only did it not arouse condemnation from Liu Lei's fans, but it also received cheers!

Without him, these guys headed by Fatty are not pure black fans.

On the contrary, during the Asian Invitational Tournament, Liu Lei's black screen gift output list was on the list, and the dead fat man was on the list.

He is also the initiator of overcoming the wall and attacking Bangzi, and the pioneer of denouncing Bangzi's series of injustices!And successfully attracted a large number of water friends, not playing the national server but playing the foreign server, using the most authentic old Yin b mode, so that the slogan of China no 1 resounded in the game.

But I don't know if I ate shit, or I ate shit, or I ate shit!

Whenever Liu Lei comes back to entertain and start broadcasting, he will either snipe or attack, and he has never been absent!

Mom sells batches!I have eaten your rice?Rubbing your home wifi?Made your wife's hair?
Liu Lei was full of resentment and aggrieved, unable to vent.Seeing that the encirclement formation has been closed, seeing the muzzle of the six fully automatic firearms raised, and seeing Uncle Q start to tremble beside him!
Liu Lei finally couldn't bear it anymore!

Tolerable or unbearable!
Turn on everyone's voice channel in an instant, open your bloody mouth, and the aggrieved feelings are about to burst out:

"Are you going to call me Dad?"

"Correct!"

"That's right!"

"Come here, dog thief! Louder!"

There was a sound of response in my ears!
Liu Lei wasn't dissatisfied at all, on the contrary...he actually enjoyed it!
happily blurted out:

"Dad~"

……

Fatty: ...

Dazed: ...

Sanba: ...

Wait, when did the dog thief become so cowardly?

Holy crap, this is unscientific!

The six people froze in place for a long while before the fat man broke the silence:

"Hello? Dog thief, what's wrong with you?"

"Hey, hello? Dog thief, are you okay?"

"Hey Hey hey……"

"Stop shouting, the dog thief seems to have retreated!" Ji'er pointed at the computer screen with great pressure,
"He and Uncle Q haven't moved for a long time!"

In the YY voice channel, the six fell into silence again.

Suddenly, the old aunt Cucumber seemed to wake up with a start, and went to the table!

Looking at the five men who were called dad by Liu Lei, there was a trace of pity!

"I seem to know something."

"I... I seem to know too much..."

"Know what? Damn it, you should tell me quickly!"

"That's right, hurry up, don't babble!"

"Grandma, you really said it!"

The five chattered and looked at the old aunt together until the old aunt slowly opened her mouth:
"The dog thief... is an orphan..."

……

Not obsessed with the sniping of the group of six, as a professional anchor, if you can't even ignore the slight twists and turns, how about broadcasting a chicken?National Treasure TV is also his gay dating site, no one watches it when it’s broadcasting chicken, right?

Apart from anything else, continue to double row!
However, I don't know if the good luck in South Korea has been exhausted, or the fat pig swine fever is still here!
In the next few consecutive rounds, he either chased the airdrop to death, or was blocked, or he didn't even see the sniper hair from the beginning to the end!Unarmed in the final round, the hearse drifted, and the graveyard danced.

Fortunately, many people were killed by using various old tricks. With Liu Lei's humiliation, the overall effect of the program was pretty good.Among other things, Uncle Q's increase of more than 2 subscriptions in one night is proof.

After making an appointment for the next double row, Liu Lei decisively disconnected the obs data stream, plunged into the bedroom, said nothing, and the happy time of hard work began.

……

The iFTY conference room was filled with smoke.

"Have you thought about it?"

The eldest brother A+ was holding a cigarette, with a tightly wrinkled forehead, drooping eyebrows, and an indescribable exhaustion in his voice.

"Yeah! Think it over, I want to try!"

211 raised his head and looked directly into the eyes of his elder brother A+.

"But I'm ready to retreat slowly!"

"One year! At most one year!"

The big brother A+ is like an angry lion suddenly, smashing out the cigarette butt,
"Soso has rich experience, and TK is still growing! Just recruiting one more person is enough to form a combat force!"

"Just one year!"

"you……"

Speaking of which, the momentum just now has gradually declined to be invisible, almost with an expectant tone,
"Can't you wait?"

"I want to try it!"

Still has a cold expression, still has a cold tone, but this does not mean that 211 has no waves in his heart!
During this period of time, the big brother A+ took care of him and took him to the arena to become famous as a guide.Human hearts are made of flesh, and no matter how heartless a person is, they cannot avoid a heart of compassion.

After thinking about it, I lowered my head again,
"I want to make a breakthrough. If I don't lead the team alone, I can't see the hope of catching up with him, no matter whether I can win the championship or not! It's because he is recognized as the core of the team and the only spokesperson of the team!"

"One year! I only signed for one year!"

"At that time, no matter whether I can achieve success or not, and what kind of achievement I achieve, I will come back!"

Silently took out a cigarette and handed it to the eldest brother A+, then took out the lighter and lit it for him personally,

"Brother, I want to try!"

The atmosphere fell into silence again.

After a long time, the eldest brother A+ slowly spit out a cloud of smoke and flicked the soot,
"What did you say over there? How is the strength of the team members deployed? How much right do you have to speak?"

"The team members have not yet been decided. They promised to let me take full charge of the trial training. Whoever stays and who leaves will follow my opinion."

"How is the quality of the trial personnel?"

"It's okay, they are all FPS professional players who came here full-time, and two of them have won the championship honor."

"Signing a contract and verbal agreement are two different things! You are too old, don't suffer in this regard! Remember, only what is listed in black and white is true, don't ignore it on impulse."

"Well, brother, don't worry, I know it well."

……

The lights in the iFTY conference room were turned on all night, and a transfer event that was enough to trigger an earthquake in the domestic chicken eating scene happened.

However, this is not the only thing about earthquakes!
Starting from the post bar, under the control of unknown dark hands, it quickly spread to the forums, as well as the "vicious listing and listing incidents" in the major e-sports self-media, so that the entire 17th team no longer has a podium in Busan The high spirits!
"Okay! Don't get entangled, the black fans are watching, and the fans are waiting for an explanation!" Style forced a wry smile,
"Send an announcement! The team is suspended indefinitely, and then I will take the initiative to retire..."

"Shut up! Are you the captain or am I?" Beast slammed the table hard, his eyes devouring!

"When is it your turn to make decisions for me?"

On the side, Brother Lou, who had been silent and smoking, pushed the beast back on the chair.

"Since you know that you are the captain, why are you so irritable? Is it useful to be irritable?"

"Damn it! Which bastard did this! ow, there were a lot of people selling cheats back then, but now it's PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds! Is it necessary to mess with people like this? The assistants in dnf are flying all over the sky, and I've never seen them Who made a big fanfare!" Ma Niu Niu couldn't suppress his anger, and opened his mouth to scold the country.
"Damn, don't let me know who it is, or I..."

"Otherwise, how about you? To fight and hurt people maliciously?" Brother Lou gave Ma Niu Niu a hard look,
"Because it's PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds! The market influence is too great, the cake is too big, everyone wants to eat more, everyone wants to be full!"

"The most important thing is that Tencent, as the biggest winner, will never allow any vicious incident to destroy the market environment."

"It's true that he didn't play tricks in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, but that's not important anymore! The important thing is that he is a professional player, and he is a professional player of our 17th team. He just happened to catch up with the current high-pressure environment established by Tencent. He has enough capital to become that chicken that warns monkeys!"

As the veteran of the 17th team who came from the anti-war period, Brother Lou has enough qualifications to convince this group of boys!
"Go! Just send an apology statement, don't say anything, just admit your mistake!"

"Shoushou, on behalf of the team, you are announcing: temporarily suspend Style!"

"Then you can announce that you have accepted the punishment and retired, but help me in private and join the coaching team, but don't say anything."

Brother Lou understands the cruelty of the e-sports circle too well, and retreating is the best way to deal with it.

"After this turmoil has passed, I will find a way to get you back."

"Well, okay!" Ge Tiao nodded with a smile,
"Just do it according to your thinking, Brother Lou, and I completely agree."

But Beast and the others used silence to express their acquiescence.Even if they all know that the phrase "find a way to make you come back" is just a dream.

The e-sports circle is too cruel, one generation of newcomers replaces the old ones, one version of one generation of gods, not everyone is called Gao Dewei, they can fall down and climb up again.

Besides, Gao Dewei is only inflated, and "opens up"... Well, refer to Grandpa Lu, the e-sports dream-chaser boy who once appeared in ccav5, and finally broke out in the focus interview of ccav1.

There is only one sentence waiting for him: xxx will be banned from the entire network.

Ge Shi pretended to inadvertently wiped the corners of his eyes quietly, smiling heartbreakingly.

……

On the second day, two pieces of news spread rapidly, and quickly completely covered up the traces left by the Asian Invitational Tournament, triggering countless topics of discussion!

"Ge Tiao apologizes and retires!"

"211 leaves the team to form the SSS!"

This is not over yet, our cutest sister deer has joined in!
"Lu Han became a shareholder of the Armani team and officially changed its name to Lstar!"

I have to say that Miss Lu Han is not only pretty but also cute, and her own traffic is quite explosive!Compared with those "idols" with 60 billion Weibo followers at every turn, they are much more real.

Immediately, a large number of wise ladies became Lstar's wise fans, regardless of whether they play chicken or watch games, at least on the surface, Lstar's popularity leapt beyond iFTY, almost comparable to 4AM!

In the afternoon, Lao Ma and Sao Zhu came hand in hand, after drinking tea in the meeting room with Dragon God.In the evening, the two updated their Weibo at the same time:

The MA4 team is officially established! @4AM team remember, you must take good care of your little brothers!

Dragon God Jue then responded: The first team and the second team are one family!Gao Dewei is three yuan a catty, and Weide Gao is ten yuan and three catties!Welcome old prostitutes to join the 4AM family!
All of a sudden, the situation on the Internet was changing, and there was an uproar in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds!In today's League of Legends offseason, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has ushered in the peak of popularity!

211's "rebellion" caused iFTY fans to curse wildly, no matter how big brother A+ explained it, they couldn't stop it.

Tencent's father is very satisfied with the attitude of the 17th team and Gezi himself, and began to help calm the storm of "opening and selling".

Sister Lu not only brought capital, but also a lot of popularity in the entertainment industry.

The addition of Lao Ma and Sao Zhu means that the dominance of the League of Legends in China will usher in the first aggressive challenge.At least on the live broadcast platform, the ownership of the popular king is very likely to fall into the hands of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

The wind blew up and wrinkled a pool of spring water.

"No, fruit, eat more!" Liu Lei couldn't help but stuff a piece of papaya into Dumb Girl's hand, muttering:

"Second brother has become second brother after all, fate inertia?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's getting more and more interesting!"

After making an appointment with Uncle Q to continue playing double row, Liu Lei turned over the calendar. Soon, the first domestic PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds FPP competition will start soon!
Glancing at the training room, Sitting alone on a chair, his immature face was inadvertently stained with a layer of calm.

"A generation of new people replaces the old ones, I have a system and I am a god!"

"I'm sorry, when the uncle leaves the customs, the uncle will still be your uncle!"

Liu Lei smiled, patted Gucun who was struggling,
"Come on! We have many opponents, and they are all waiting for us to conquer!"

"Don't keep people waiting, it's impolite!"

　The style is really a pity.As for 211, well, although I am a fan of 4AM, I still want to give 211 a good ending.

　　The second brother is really strong, and the second brother is really not easy.I hope the second brother will come on! 17 also come on!
　　Korean stick Sima!Beep!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)