Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 404 Come Kill Me!
The painful cohabitation life began so suddenly.

Caught off guard, caught off guard.

Liu Lei just wants to be quiet now...

The ghost knows why she was so impulsive just now, but Duanmeier didn't resist at all, and even made some provocations.

Originally, Liu Lei just wanted to simply demonstrate his territorial sovereignty, but he couldn't get down at all. He could only grit his teeth, flash his sword, and charge forward.

Regarding this point, Liu Lei couldn't figure it out.

But what is even more incomprehensible is: MMP!What about the Paradise of Paradise mentioned in the little Huang article?What about floating on the clouds and swinging on the top of the mountain?
Why hasn't this special meow come from self-reliant handjob?

This is really not a joke!Liu Lei proved with his own practice: I was really high for a few seconds, but I was so tired for most of the day!
On the other hand, Dameier was always high, always high, always high! ! !
Wow~ This is not fair, I agree!
As the saying goes, there is no harm if there is no comparison. Liu Lei now wonders why there are so many hot men going to Pansidong for consumption. Is it tiring to spend money on it?
Then look at the lazy appearance of the dull girl, and then look at myself who is so weak.Liu Lei only felt that he fell into a trap, an abyss, and was imprisoned for life, life imprisonment...

"Uncle Q, I have something to do today, I'm sorry! We'll double row together later, this time you come to set a time."

After thinking about it, I first sent a WeChat message to Uncle Q.It is always wrong to release people as doves, no matter how much one is worth now, or how much status one has in the live broadcast industry, this is a basic question of life, and the bottom line of morality cannot be questioned.

"Hahaha! It's okay, you are busy! I will continue the live broadcast, let's talk back."

After a while, another WeChat message came,
"Cough, cough, that... Uncle Q reminds you from the experience of someone who has been here, that... pay attention to your body..."

It's over!This matter has spread!

Liu Lei covered his head with both hands, trembling all over in embarrassment, clicked on the live broadcast room, as expected!

"It's not a tribute to a Buddha jumping over the wall, a dog thief will use it to buy a kidney treasure!"

"Wow! Don't forget my instructions! Turn off the lights, come in late, don't touch your chest!"

"Warmly celebrate the dog thief's coming of age ceremony! Congratulations to the dog thief for raising a pair of aces!"

As for Dumeier's live broadcast with a black screen, the fans set off frantically!

"Old woman 6666! The old woman is lucky, eat chicken tonight!"

"This is a tasteful live broadcast room, a live broadcast room with pictures, and a live broadcast room with imagination! Now, I announce! The airway at the old woman airport has been cleared, and the dog thief battle chicken has officially set sail!"

"Begging to start the broadcast! The Seafood Channel next door has already broadcasted the doll-making live, dog thieves, old women, you can't lag behind!"

Seeing the crazy bullet screens in the two black-screen live broadcast rooms and the continuous swiping of rewards, Liu Lei closed his eyes in pain, turned off his phone, and didn't know where the energy came from all over his body, and he retracted again In bed!

"Stop talking!"

"I'm uncomfortable! I'm aggrieved!"

"I... I want to do it again!"

……

Time flies by in the blink of an eye.

And Liu Lei and Dai Meier, relying on their unique talent for face, also returned to normal again.

Who is doing well these days?
Not the post-70s, not the post-80s, post-90s, and the more special one is not post-00s, but thick-skinned!

Water friend~ The more you care about him, the more energetic you will be!On the contrary, as long as they don't take it to heart at all, they will settle down sooner or later.

As a result, Du Meier returned to the "Old Slut" live broadcast mode, and Liu Lei finally started the challenge of unlocking skills!
"Uncle Q, I think, since we want to speak for the old bastard, why don't we just set some rules and regulations?"

"Oh? What do you say?"

Uncle Q immediately became interested when he heard the words, who doesn't know about eating chicken nowadays?Liu Lei is the hottest guy!

And if the anchor wants to develop, he must broadcast enough amazing program effects, and isn't this what Liu Lei is best at?Thinking of this, Uncle Q couldn't help but look forward to it.

"Well, first of all, we have to rectify the name of Laoyin b! In the way of Laoyin b, everything is just for eating chicken! Don't fry fish ponds, play big high-score games!"

"Secondly, old bastard, you can eat chicken for everything, and you can wear chicken for everything! OK, then let's restrain ourselves, and each of us can only carry one weapon! And this weapon must be prepared in advance. Make a decision, if you can’t get it during the game, you are not allowed to take other things! Among the thrown objects, grenades and incendiary bombs are all harmful weapons, including frying pans, they are all considered weapons!”

"what do you think?"

As soon as he said his words, countless fans in the live broadcast room were stunned!
Even Uncle Q was taken aback!

"Huh? A gun? Must it be stipulated in advance?"

"Correct!"

"Then... what kind of gun are you playing with?"

"I'm stalking, how about you Uzi?" Although Liu Lei was flustered in his heart, his expression was full of confidence!

"There is close combat, and there is long-range!"

"There is a little shot, and there is a fully automatic."

"How should I say it? Do you want an anal wave? The content of the challenge is, five chickens today! If we can't do it, we will give back to the water friends!"

Unique rule content, abnormal challenge difficulty, and the identity is still the "notorious" and "notorious" old bastard in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds!

Coupled with the fact that Liu Lei won the championship and returned with traffic heat, it immediately detonated the audience!

Water friends rushed to tell each other, and in the end, not only the audience of the National Treasure TV PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds area, but also the seafood station next door, Huya, there was a huge crowd of people!

Seeing the barrage in his live broadcast room getting more and more crowded, and the number of people online getting higher and higher, Uncle Q suddenly realized that his long-awaited opportunity to fly has arrived!

Gratefully glanced at Liu Lei's live broadcast room in the split screen, he knew that the so-called giving back to the water friends after the failure of the challenge was also Liu Lei's care for him.

For a new anchor, it is a basic operation to draw a lottery in the early stage of broadcasting to attract fan traffic.But now, because of Liu Lei's challenge, his lottery rewards have become more meaningful, and the results will surely be far greater than before!

"Okay! Just do it!"

"You snipe, I'm Uzi! Don't fry the fish pond to play the big one, and challenge the five chickens live!"

"Come on! Wait a minute, I'll be on the phone now!"

Liu Lei immediately opened the game and added Uncle Q as a friend,
"Uncle Q, the live broadcast is delayed by 5 minutes! Otherwise, we won't live long!"

"Don't worry, I'll drive right away."

Nowadays, with Liu Lei's popularity, a group of water friends will inevitably attack him when the broadcast starts.Usually it's okay, it's just an interactive entertainment, but now when it comes to unlocking system tasks, Liu Lei has to avoid all accidents.

He has heard of Uncle Q's Uzi accomplishments for a long time, and Uncle Q's sinister and wretched is the foundation of his fame.This is already quite a perfect challenge teammate, Liu Lei is ready for everything, he only owes Dongfeng.

Task unlock challenge, start!
……

Quality Plaza, probably because of harmony, the current version can no longer see the spectacular scene of all people gathering together in the quality three companies!

The blue hole scattered players all over the place, waiting for the arrival of the flight.

At the same time, perhaps due to Principal Wang's extreme performance at the Asian Invitational, Blue Hole once again strengthened his poisonous injury.There is no doubt that this is by no means good news for old pussies.

"A Lei, where are you jumping?"

Unlike before, you only knew the route when you boarded the plane. Now, after entering the game, the route is directly marked on the mini-map.

"Look at the situation, as for me~ hehehe..."

Make trouble!Do things at the beginning!
As soon as Liu Lei's iconic "Hey Hey Hey" came out, the audience in the live broadcast room instantly widened their eyes!

What is this b going to do?

So many rules have been set, isn't it enough to torment?
Fuck!Brother Da Xun, are you afraid that you will go to heaven?

For a moment, countless curiosity was aroused, and the screen was full of question marks.On the barrage of deception, Liu Lei has already mastered it, returning to the basics!
Seeing that the seduction was almost done, and it was about to arouse public anger, Liu Lei calmly opened his mouth,

"It is stipulated that you take the Uzi and I take the sniper, but the Uzi is easy to find, but the slug is hard to find!"

"If his meow's luck is bad, I'm afraid I can't find a 98k even if I search for the earth explosion. How do I play it? Do you want to eat chicken with your fist?"

"so……"

"So you're going to grab the airdrop? The naked D is going to grab the airdrop?" Uncle Q's face was full of disbelief.

"Bingo~ You guessed right!" Liu Lei snapped his fingers,

"If there is an airdrop, I will grab two, and if there are two, I will grab three! Unfortunately, it is an island map. If this is a desert map, I still need to spend so much effort? One win94 is over!"

Based on the principle of not making trouble and making things uncomfortable, Liu Lei landed directly at the intersection near the center point school and dormitory after boarding the flight. He happened to pick up a motorcycle. Start racing!
"Full fuel state!"

"OK, before I get Shuan Sniper and turn on the old Yin b eating chicken mode, let's talk about the legend of Qiu Mingshan Riding God first!"

Liu Lei knows too well how to attract the audience's attention, so he doesn't give fans the chance to have a holiday.

The brake button of the motorcycle has been pulled, and the dull roar of the engine is accompanied by various tricks, crazily teasing the nerves of the audience.

And when the roar of the airdrop plane's engine sounded, the atmosphere on the scene reached a climax in an instant.

The time for chasing dreams is here!
……

"Mom sells batches! This airdrop...how did it land in P City?"

Liu Lei was dumbfounded!
Liu Lei's scalp tingled when he saw it unexpectedly.And the audience celebrated together. Wouldn't it be a surprise to see Liu Lei deflated?
"Go! Chase your dreams!"

"You said, the old cunt is just yin, not cowardly! What about speaking for the old cunt as agreed?"

"Listen melon skins of P City, I am a dog thief naked D, now I use D to grab the airdrop, if there is a kind, let's compare the scale, as long as someone is smaller than my dog ​​thief's D, this airdrop competition will automatically withdraw from this dog thief !"

The time of joyful ridicule came again, and Liu Lei, with a red-eyed and thick-necked appearance, made everyone look beaming with joy.

"Hehe, coward?"

"It's impossible to be cowardly!"

"So what if it's a sea of ​​swords and flames in P City? What about the hail of bullets?"

Liu Lei's firm gaze infected everyone present!

"Do you know what a dream is?"

"Do you know what it means to give it a try, turning a bicycle into a motorcycle?"

"Do you know what it means to steal something without turning back?"

As he spoke, his voice became louder and louder!
What a "dream chasing innocent" image, displayed flexibly and vividly.

"In the eyes of me, Liu, there is no mountain that cannot be crossed, no river that cannot be crossed, only people who do not know how to judge the situation!"

Well said, old iron 666, there is nothing wrong with chicken soup!Wait, something seems wrong...

"In my Liu's heart, I'm as straightforward as Xiang Yu, it's cold! The old ancestor Liu Bang, this old bastard, is the idol of life!"

"I want to emulate my ancestors! The airdrop is equivalent to the throne. It doesn't matter who gets it for the time being. In the end, it's mine that matters the most!"

Let me make it up, this b is going to...

Just when everyone was about to brush "Dog thief shameless", they saw Liu Lei's righteous words,
"So, I've decided!"

"The gun in this airdrop is mine! As long as it is a sniper, I will take it!"

Saying that, without doing anything, I drove straight to P City!The audience who watched this scene were so excited that they couldn't help but have a sense of sight of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the dog thief is giving away the head".

however……

"Hey, Uncle Q, have you got the Uzi yet?"

"Yeah! Got it, full match!"

"Is there a vehicle?"

"Yes, it's also a motorcycle!"

"OK, let's assemble!"

Liu Lei grinned, cut out the small map dots,
"Come to P city!"

"Let's surround P City!"

"I still don't believe it, unless this is always a safe zone, no matter who it is, they can't get out of P city alive!"

"Airdropped spy? It can only be named Liu!"

Uncle Q: ＠_＠

……

"Ahem, cough, you don't have a gun!"

"It's okay, don't you have it?"

"Ahem, cough, I'm just an Uzi!"

"Don't be like this, don't treat Uzi as dry food."

"But... just the two of us, how can we encircle City P? The area is so large, it's possible for people to move in any direction!"

"No, no, no, I promise, they don't care who comes out, they will only come in our direction!"

Liu Lei patted his chest and said!
"Uncle Q, you just need to find a place that is shady! Then wait patiently, the living rabbits will one by one, all crawl into our arms!"

One guarantee after another, one smoke bomb after another, in the live broadcast room, even Uncle Q was surrounded by clouds and mist, curiosity was scratched by meow's paws!
But this time Liu Lei didn't say anything, as quiet as a thousand-year-old tortoise.

Finally, seeing the sound of firefights in P city finally extinguished, seeing P city being brushed out of the safe zone, and seeing the last king of P city begin to transfer!
"Om~Om~"

The motorcycle engine roared!

"du~du~"

The sound of the whistle echoed in my ears!

Liu Lei stepped on the motorcycle, turned on everyone's voice, and marched forward!

"du~du~"

"Starting with a kun, the evolution depends on swallowing! That's right, my name is Cai Xukun, if you're not a bitch, come and kill me!"

"du~du~"

"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground~ The sissy can't live up to it~ Hello everyone, my name is Xie Guangkun, if you are not a sissy, come and kill me!"

"du~du~"

"How can you bear to blame her for making a mistake? It's because you gave me too much freedom~ Hello everyone, my name is 91 Kun! Cut me off once to give resources! Dear, what if there is a collector's edition of your daughter-in-law's appearance?"

"Pass by, don't miss it!"

(End of this chapter)