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Chapter 366 Three funny comparisons [third]

After the inch-cut man finished speaking, the dormitory fell into a deathly silence, and no one stood up first.

The eight eyes met for a while, and finally the short and fat man was the first to speak: "Since no one is willing to take the initiative, then let's introduce ourselves in the order in which we arrive at the dormitory. I am the first to arrive, so I will come first."

The short and fat man stood up and cleared his throat: "Hi everyone, my name is He Qianting, from Beisu Province, this year."

"Pfft!" The handsome man who was drinking water spit out the water from his mouth after listening to the short and fat man's self-introduction, and asked with a big smile, "Dude, what do you think is your name? Nuclear submarine?"

"It's He Qianting, not a nuclear submarine. My father's surname is He and my mother's surname is Qian. The two of them met in a pavilion in college, so they named me He Qianting." He Qianting seems to have gotten used to other people. Laughing at his name, he said with a flat expression.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my smile is relatively low, I didn't mean to laugh at you, I hope you will forgive me a lot." The handsome man arched his hands and apologized, still with a smile that couldn't help but smile on his face.

"It's okay, I've been used to it for more than ten years, and you're not the first person to call me a nuclear submarine." He Qianting waved his hands and said nonchalantly.

"Sorry, I'm sorry. But buddy, your figure does have the posture of a submarine, and this name is quite appropriate." The handsome man smiled and stood up, "Okay, let me introduce myself next, but in I won't say my name before I introduce, to see if you can guess it."

"My surname is Cheng. When I was born, a dragon happened to appear in the cartoon on TV, so do you know what my name is?" the handsome man said with a smile.

"I know, Jackie Chan!" The inch-cut man stood up first and shouted loudly.

"No." The handsome man shook his head and smiled mysteriously.

"I guess you are called an animation, haha, you are still laughing at my name, you are obviously more funny, okay?" He Qianting stood up and pointed at the handsome man and laughed wantonly, as if to make him laugh at him just now. All the ridicules are returned in general.

"What a mess, how could I be called such a silly name." After hearing He Qianting's words, the handsome man's face turned dark, and he said loudly.

"Ah? No." He Qianting scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly, then obediently sat down on the chair.

"Hey buddy, guess what my name is." After both of them had guessed, the handsome man turned his attention to the silent Lin Zifeng.

"I guess your name is Chengyi." Lin Zifeng said with a faint smile.

"It's definitely not right. How can anyone call him such a silly name?" Just as Lin Zifeng finished speaking, the cropped man immediately waved his hands and said with disdain.

"Fuck, why is the name Chengyi so stupid, what's wrong with me calling it Chengyi!" As soon as the inch-cropped man finished speaking, the handsome man was not happy at that time, pointing at the inch-cropped man and yelling loudly.

"What, you call it one, hahahaha..." As soon as the handsome man finished speaking, He Qianting couldn't hold back immediately, and let out a low voice like a barbell.

"Hahahaha, buddy, your name is so interesting, hahahaha..." Immediately afterwards, the inch-cut man also laughed.

It wasn't until Cheng Yitiao's face was almost black that the laughter of the two would stop.

"Okay, don't laugh anymore, I can't laugh anymore." The inch-cut man wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, squeezed his cheeks that were a little stiff from smiling, stood up and said, "Now it's my turn."

"Okay, I want to see what a good name you have, and see if I don't laugh at you to death." Cheng Yi sat back on the chair angrily and muttered in a low voice.

"Since our brother wants to know my name so much, let me tell you the meaning of my name first. My surname is Hao. When I was born, it rained suddenly, so my name is..."

"Hao Sudden!" Before the inch-headed man could finish speaking, Cheng Yi immediately stood up and pointed at him and shouted, "Hahahaha, you have the nerve to laugh at me with a name that is even more stupid than mine."

"I'm sorry brother, you guessed wrong, my name is Hao Dayu, Yu of the universe." Hao Dayu said calmly.

"Gah!" Upon hearing this, Cheng immediately fell silent like a duck being pinched by the neck.

"My name is Hao Dayu, from Liao Province, I am 19 years old, and my hobbies are sports and fitness." Hao Dayu also showed off his strong muscles while talking.

"Hey." Seeing that Hao Dayu's name was nothing to laugh at, Cheng Yi sat back on the chair with a displeased face.

"You're the only one left now, buddy." After introducing himself, Hao Dayu turned his attention to Lin Zifeng, and Cheng Yiyi and He Qianting did the same.

"Okay." Lin Zifeng smiled and nodded, "My name is Lin Zifeng, and my hometown is..."

"Hahahaha..." Before Lin Zifeng could say a word, Chengyi burst out laughing inexplicably, so the three of them looked at each other with puzzled faces, and looked at Chengyi at the same time.

"What are you laughing at?" Hao Dayu asked.

"Ah? Isn't this a custom? Why don't you laugh?" Cheng Yiyi looked at Hao Dayu and He Qianting in a daze.

After hearing the completion of one item, the three of them tacitly did not speak, and looked at Cheng Yi with caring eyes for the mentally retarded.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Cheng Yiyi was still a little confused.

"Forget it, let's continue." Lin Zifeng finally opened his mouth, shook his head and continued, "My hometown is in Wan Province, but my registered permanent residence is in Linghai, so I'm half a local. This year, I don’t have any special hobbies, I just play games and read novels occasionally, and hope to become good friends with everyone in the future.”

"Hey, wait a minute brother, what did you say your name was, Lin Zifeng?" As soon as Lin Zifeng finished speaking, He Qianting immediately asked without further ado.

"That's right, Lin Zifeng, Shuangmulin, Confucius' son, Maple Leaf's Feng." Lin Zifeng said.

"You are the national college entrance examination champion hanging on the banner at the school gate!?" He Qianting stood up and looked at Lin Zifeng in surprise and asked.

After hearing this, Lin Zifeng's face was covered with black lines, and he said in a flat tone: "It's true that I am the top student in the college entrance examination, but what the hell is hanging on the banner at the school gate?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that the banner at the door said 'Warmly welcome Lin Zifeng, the number one student in the National College Entrance Examination, to apply for Linghai University'. It must be you." He Qianting said excitedly.

"Well, it's indeed me." Lin Zifeng nodded. When he entered the school gate, he didn't pay attention to any banners. He was focused on Xu Yinger, worried that she would be taken advantage of by others.

"Oh my god! I actually became roommates with the No. [-] student in the college entrance examination. I have to quickly post a post on Moments to pretend!"

"And me, and me!"

"Don't forget that there is me, buddy, I am not talking about you, you are so handsome and have such excellent grades, how do you let others live?"

After speaking, the three of them took a group photo regardless of whether Lin Zifeng agreed or pulled him. Although Lin Zifeng was a little helpless, he did not refuse.

(End of this chapter)