I just want to stay at home in peace
Chapter 169 Self-Correction
Chapter 169 Self-Correction
"Ding, the system prompts: It is not advisable to blindly stay at home—"
Hearing this, Mo Yun raised his brows and his expression became strange.
"Mental retardation system, your upgrade is broken? Mental retardation +999 is also one of your new functions?!"
Mo Yun was a little suspicious that this thing was taken away by other types of systems.
The dead house system ignored him and continued to ding.
"Ding, it's not advisable to stay at home blindly. Know how to try different entertainment methods and enjoy a good life, so that you can be healthy physically and mentally, understand the true meaning of life, and reach the pinnacle of life."
"???" Mo Yun was stunned. What exactly does this retarded system want to do?
"Ding, so, the host, please don't waste free time, go out and play happily~" The voice of the dead house system is full of joy.
Hearing this, Mo Yun's face twitched.
"You let me go out to play? Are you sick?"
Listen, is this speaking in human language? To actually let Lao Tzu go out to play, crazy!
The system is puzzled: "Ding?"
"Please pay attention to your identity, don't forget, you are a dead house system, not a system for going out to play!" Mo Yun said angrily.
"Ding, I'm not a dead house system, I'm a dead house system 2.0." The system voice said seriously.
Mo Yun: "..."
It's over, the more the system is upgraded, the more mentally retarded it is, and it is hopeless.
"The host, please don't waste free time, go out and play happily~" The system persisted and continued.
"Wan Nimei, you get lost, I won't go out, I like to stay at home, ha ha!" Mo Yun refused decisively, too lazy to talk to it.
Now that I have a small achievement badge, I can improve so fast at home, one day is worth two days, and a fool will want to go out to play!
Doesn't he enjoy watching and playing games while staying at home?
"The host, please don't waste free time, go out and play happily~" The system is still persistent, and continues to bite.
Mo Yun was too lazy to bother him, so he turned on the computer and started playing games.
The system stopped talking, Mo Yun calmed down and concentrated on playing games.
However, half an hour later, the system sound rang again.
"Ding, the host must spend at least one hour of free time every day, otherwise punishment will come."
"Say it again?" Mo Yun's face darkened.
The system repeated it cooperatively.
"Hehe, then just punish me." Mo Yun didn't care.
It's over, the dead house system is completely broken!
If you don't go out to play, there is still punishment? !
Mo Yun didn't bother to talk to him and continued to rank.
However, half an hour later, the system notification sounded again.
"Ding, the host will be punished if the daily free activity time is less than one hour, please pay attention to the host."
"Hold the grass! Don't go too far with your tn! Who didn't let me go out back then?!"
Mo Yun was so angry that he wanted to dismantle the system with his bare hands!
"Ding, the penalty content is, bad luck +999999." The system added.
"Damn it!" Mo Yun stormed away.
"Ding, please get the host out as soon as possible." The system's tone became tough.
However, Mo Yun calmed down.
"Give up, even if you kill me, I won't go out."
"Ding, isn't the host afraid of bad luck +999999 punishment?" The system made a puzzled voice.
With its current IQ, it is difficult to understand Mo Yun's behavior.
"I, Mo Yun, have nothing to fear." Mo Yun looked contemptuously.
"Ding, the system warmly reminds that bad luck +999999, the host may be punished by heaven and die on the spot, please take it seriously."
"Then try it." Mo Yun remained calm, ignoring the threat to the system.
"Ding?" The system's ding was full of doubts, as if he couldn't figure out why Mo Yun was so rigid.
Regarding this, Mo Yun sneered, and slowly said: "You say you are mentally retarded, but you still don't admit it. You do the math yourself. You bound me for two years before you gained enough experience to upgrade to a level. From super invincible to mentally retarded, Promoted to super invincible little mentally handicapped."
"Ding?" The system was confused.
Mo Yun continued: "Let me ask you, do you know how difficult it is for you to advance to such a level?"
"Look at me, I was only at the third rank when I was first bound by you, but now I am at the eighth rank."
"In less than two years, I have raised five grades in total, while you have only risen one level!"
"You figure it out yourself, how much time will it take you to upgrade to such a level."
"Ding!" The system voice became a little anxious.
Hearing this, Mo Yun's expression brightened.
Very good, it really works!
After the dead house system was upgraded to 2.0, he already had a little bit of thinking ability, and he was able to figure out simple problems.
Thinking of this, Mo Yun frowned, and said persuasively: "It's so difficult for you to level up, tell me, if you kill me now, is it worth it?"
"Even if you are mentally retarded, you should understand it. If I die, you have to forcefully unbind. According to the normal routine, the level you have finally raised will also be cleared."
"Let's not talk about whether you can find a suitable host again, even if you can find a suitable host, the previous accumulation will fall short."
In the end, Mo Yun made a conclusion: "Just say that you are not losing money."
After speaking, Mo Yun waited for the system's response.
"Ding!!!"
Very good, this thing is in a hurry.
Mo Yun was certain in his heart, and said with a straight face: "You decide for yourself, anyway, I would rather be broken than broken, even if you kill me, I will not accept your setting of forcing you to go out every day."
Mo Yun was firm.
Hehe, if I want to go out, I will go out by myself.
There is no need for your mentally retarded system to force you.
"Ding (T_T)—" The system was about to cry.
This is also my first time as a system, why is this host so difficult o(╥﹏╥)o
Mo Yun snickered and pursued the victory.
"Now that we've spoken, let's make a statement."
"Ding?"
"Is there still justice from heaven?"
"Ding, no."
"Are you going to force me to go out?"
"Ding, don't."
"Okay, since that's the case, I'll forgive you, you can go and play by yourself, I have to concentrate on playing the game." Mo Yun waved his hand and said very generously.
"Ding——" the system gave a painful sting, and the only IQ it had was running quickly.
Of course, Mo Yun didn't know what the system was thinking. Now that he met his opponent, he devoted himself to the game.
Ten minutes later, Mo Yun controlled Yasuo and successfully pushed away the enemy crystal.
If the enemy blind monk was not too perverted, he would be able to wipe out the opponent in minutes.
However, in this round, Mo Yun played heartily, which was very enjoyable.
"It's been a long time since I met such a capable opponent. It's not easy to survive five seconds in my hands."
"Um, this blind monk is probably a high-grade martial artist who can't be bothered."
Mo Yun shook his head and guessed.
After playing almost, Mo Yun exited the game, ready to go to Xiaopo Station to look for new episodes worth following.
Just then, the system notification sounded again.
"Ding, the program has been modified, and the host will not be punished if he does not go out."
Hearing this voice, Mo Yun gave a thumbs up in satisfaction and gave 2.0 a thumbs up.
"Ding, the program has been revised to: the host will get extra rewards if he spends more than one hour of free time when he goes out every day." The system's voice sounded again.
"Huh?" Mo Yun was dumbfounded.
"Is there such an operation?"
Update one chapter first, Chapter 2 will be later, don't wait for the update, you can wait until tomorrow to read...
(End of this chapter)
"Ding, the system prompts: It is not advisable to blindly stay at home—"
Hearing this, Mo Yun raised his brows and his expression became strange.
"Mental retardation system, your upgrade is broken? Mental retardation +999 is also one of your new functions?!"
Mo Yun was a little suspicious that this thing was taken away by other types of systems.
The dead house system ignored him and continued to ding.
"Ding, it's not advisable to stay at home blindly. Know how to try different entertainment methods and enjoy a good life, so that you can be healthy physically and mentally, understand the true meaning of life, and reach the pinnacle of life."
"???" Mo Yun was stunned. What exactly does this retarded system want to do?
"Ding, so, the host, please don't waste free time, go out and play happily~" The voice of the dead house system is full of joy.
Hearing this, Mo Yun's face twitched.
"You let me go out to play? Are you sick?"
Listen, is this speaking in human language? To actually let Lao Tzu go out to play, crazy!
The system is puzzled: "Ding?"
"Please pay attention to your identity, don't forget, you are a dead house system, not a system for going out to play!" Mo Yun said angrily.
"Ding, I'm not a dead house system, I'm a dead house system 2.0." The system voice said seriously.
Mo Yun: "..."
It's over, the more the system is upgraded, the more mentally retarded it is, and it is hopeless.
"The host, please don't waste free time, go out and play happily~" The system persisted and continued.
"Wan Nimei, you get lost, I won't go out, I like to stay at home, ha ha!" Mo Yun refused decisively, too lazy to talk to it.
Now that I have a small achievement badge, I can improve so fast at home, one day is worth two days, and a fool will want to go out to play!
Doesn't he enjoy watching and playing games while staying at home?
"The host, please don't waste free time, go out and play happily~" The system is still persistent, and continues to bite.
Mo Yun was too lazy to bother him, so he turned on the computer and started playing games.
The system stopped talking, Mo Yun calmed down and concentrated on playing games.
However, half an hour later, the system sound rang again.
"Ding, the host must spend at least one hour of free time every day, otherwise punishment will come."
"Say it again?" Mo Yun's face darkened.
The system repeated it cooperatively.
"Hehe, then just punish me." Mo Yun didn't care.
It's over, the dead house system is completely broken!
If you don't go out to play, there is still punishment? !
Mo Yun didn't bother to talk to him and continued to rank.
However, half an hour later, the system notification sounded again.
"Ding, the host will be punished if the daily free activity time is less than one hour, please pay attention to the host."
"Hold the grass! Don't go too far with your tn! Who didn't let me go out back then?!"
Mo Yun was so angry that he wanted to dismantle the system with his bare hands!
"Ding, the penalty content is, bad luck +999999." The system added.
"Damn it!" Mo Yun stormed away.
"Ding, please get the host out as soon as possible." The system's tone became tough.
However, Mo Yun calmed down.
"Give up, even if you kill me, I won't go out."
"Ding, isn't the host afraid of bad luck +999999 punishment?" The system made a puzzled voice.
With its current IQ, it is difficult to understand Mo Yun's behavior.
"I, Mo Yun, have nothing to fear." Mo Yun looked contemptuously.
"Ding, the system warmly reminds that bad luck +999999, the host may be punished by heaven and die on the spot, please take it seriously."
"Then try it." Mo Yun remained calm, ignoring the threat to the system.
"Ding?" The system's ding was full of doubts, as if he couldn't figure out why Mo Yun was so rigid.
Regarding this, Mo Yun sneered, and slowly said: "You say you are mentally retarded, but you still don't admit it. You do the math yourself. You bound me for two years before you gained enough experience to upgrade to a level. From super invincible to mentally retarded, Promoted to super invincible little mentally handicapped."
"Ding?" The system was confused.
Mo Yun continued: "Let me ask you, do you know how difficult it is for you to advance to such a level?"
"Look at me, I was only at the third rank when I was first bound by you, but now I am at the eighth rank."
"In less than two years, I have raised five grades in total, while you have only risen one level!"
"You figure it out yourself, how much time will it take you to upgrade to such a level."
"Ding!" The system voice became a little anxious.
Hearing this, Mo Yun's expression brightened.
Very good, it really works!
After the dead house system was upgraded to 2.0, he already had a little bit of thinking ability, and he was able to figure out simple problems.
Thinking of this, Mo Yun frowned, and said persuasively: "It's so difficult for you to level up, tell me, if you kill me now, is it worth it?"
"Even if you are mentally retarded, you should understand it. If I die, you have to forcefully unbind. According to the normal routine, the level you have finally raised will also be cleared."
"Let's not talk about whether you can find a suitable host again, even if you can find a suitable host, the previous accumulation will fall short."
In the end, Mo Yun made a conclusion: "Just say that you are not losing money."
After speaking, Mo Yun waited for the system's response.
"Ding!!!"
Very good, this thing is in a hurry.
Mo Yun was certain in his heart, and said with a straight face: "You decide for yourself, anyway, I would rather be broken than broken, even if you kill me, I will not accept your setting of forcing you to go out every day."
Mo Yun was firm.
Hehe, if I want to go out, I will go out by myself.
There is no need for your mentally retarded system to force you.
"Ding (T_T)—" The system was about to cry.
This is also my first time as a system, why is this host so difficult o(╥﹏╥)o
Mo Yun snickered and pursued the victory.
"Now that we've spoken, let's make a statement."
"Ding?"
"Is there still justice from heaven?"
"Ding, no."
"Are you going to force me to go out?"
"Ding, don't."
"Okay, since that's the case, I'll forgive you, you can go and play by yourself, I have to concentrate on playing the game." Mo Yun waved his hand and said very generously.
"Ding——" the system gave a painful sting, and the only IQ it had was running quickly.
Of course, Mo Yun didn't know what the system was thinking. Now that he met his opponent, he devoted himself to the game.
Ten minutes later, Mo Yun controlled Yasuo and successfully pushed away the enemy crystal.
If the enemy blind monk was not too perverted, he would be able to wipe out the opponent in minutes.
However, in this round, Mo Yun played heartily, which was very enjoyable.
"It's been a long time since I met such a capable opponent. It's not easy to survive five seconds in my hands."
"Um, this blind monk is probably a high-grade martial artist who can't be bothered."
Mo Yun shook his head and guessed.
After playing almost, Mo Yun exited the game, ready to go to Xiaopo Station to look for new episodes worth following.
Just then, the system notification sounded again.
"Ding, the program has been modified, and the host will not be punished if he does not go out."
Hearing this voice, Mo Yun gave a thumbs up in satisfaction and gave 2.0 a thumbs up.
"Ding, the program has been revised to: the host will get extra rewards if he spends more than one hour of free time when he goes out every day." The system's voice sounded again.
"Huh?" Mo Yun was dumbfounded.
"Is there such an operation?"
Update one chapter first, Chapter 2 will be later, don't wait for the update, you can wait until tomorrow to read...
(End of this chapter)
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