The supreme god of the city

Chapter 611 Tell a joke!

Xiao Ting and Shen Yuyan didn't stay for long, because it seemed that the time was about the same, and that girl Qian Xiaoni was coming back soon, so Shen Yuyan, who was going to prepare a lunch for Qian Xiaoni that she could enjoy when she came back, pulled Xiao Ting to start Get busy.

Xiao Ting also teased Shen Yuyan: "Oh! I haven't received this treatment yet, no! I'm jealous of that girl Qian Xiaoni!"

"Oh! No way! If you think so, I still have you by my side. Nini is still single, has no boyfriend, and is not with her parents. Besides me, a good girlfriend, who can care about her! So Didn't I just plan to cook him a meal! Besides, aren't you here!" Shen Yuyan heard Xiao Ting say this, and knew that Xiao Ting was joking, but Shen Yuyan explained it anyway.

"Wow! No way! Listen to what you said, I have been busy with you here for a long time, but when I eat later, I just took it with me?"

"No, it's equally important! It's equally important!" Shen Yuyan stopped the knife in her hand when she heard what Xiao Ting said, and hurriedly declared.

"Okay!" Xiao Ting nodded with a smile when he heard Xiao Ting's words, and then helped Shen Yuyan process the ingredients.

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After processing the ingredients, it is natural to put the ingredients of the prepared dishes into the pot. Today, Shen Yuyan stood in the position of the chef, and Xiao Ting stood by the side, watching Shen Yuyan step by step. He started to cook, and by the way, he still gave instructions in his mouth. Of course, when something happened to Shen Yuyan, it was necessary to rescue the scene by surprise!
So I heard the following interesting conversation:

Xiao Ting: "Don't shake your hands, if you drop that spoonful of salt, Qian Xiaoni will probably ask you if you killed the salt seller!"

Shen Yuyan: "Okay! Okay!"

Xiao Ting: "."

Xiao Ting: "We cook pickled cabbage fish, not West Lake vinegar fish, that's almost empty!"

Shen Yuyan: "Okay! Okay!"

Xiao Ting: "."

Xiao Ting: "That's the vinegar you almost poured out just now, not soy sauce!"

Shen Yuyan: "Oh! Okay! Okay!"

Xiao Ting: "."

In fact, in normal times, how could Shen Yuyan not be able to distinguish between soy sauce and vinegar? The main reason is that today, after Xiao Ting abdicated, it was the first time for Shen Yuyan to do it herself, so Shen Yuyan was naturally a little flustered!
Moreover, with Xiao Ting watching from the side, Shen Yuyan still showed her cooking skills in front of Xiao Ting, but Xiao Ting reminded Shen Yuyan from time to time, which made Shen Yuyan very nervous, and Shen Yuyan had to obey Correct what Xiao Ting said, so she inevitably became a little flustered. This flurry made Shen Yuyan more and more prone to mistakes.

Therefore, basically the above conversations perfectly portray Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting in the kitchen.

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Finally, Shen Yuyan finished all the dishes. During this period, Xiao Ting did not help, but only reminded her aloud from time to time, so this meal was not up to Shen Yuyan's own culinary skills. [-]% to [-]%, but [-]% to [-]% is almost the same!

For example, Xiao Ting basically didn't remind some of the heat of some of the dishes, and it was all decided by Shen Yuyan herself. Therefore, the taste of these dishes will be the standard for judging Shen Yuyan's cooking skills.

When Xiao Ting helped Shen Yuyan put the dishes on the table, while serving them, Xiao Ting said to Shen Yuyan who was about to take a bowl of rice: "Daughter-in-law, let me tell you a joke!"

"Let's talk!" Shen Yuyan said while putting a bowl of rice in Xiao Ting's hand.

"Ahem!" Xiao Ting cleared his throat on purpose, and then began to say: "By the way, the two dumplings got married."

"Dumplings can't get married!" Before Xiao Ting could finish speaking, Shen Yuyan interrupted directly, and placed a rice bowl filled with rice in Xiao Ting's hand again.

"I'm anthropomorphic, okay?" Xiao Ting was helpless, this is called lack of humor!Of course, Xiao Ting still wanted to continue: "By the way, the two Jiaozi got married and had a bridal chamber that night. After seeing off the guests, the father Jiaozi went back to the room and suddenly found that there was a meatball on his bed, while the mother and godson disappeared. Hurriedly Under such circumstances, he quickly shouted: "Where is my bride? "Meatball said angrily: "I hate it!You don't know people when they take off their clothes! ""

"Pfft!" After hearing Xiao Ting's last sentence, Shen Yuyan couldn't keep the smile on her face anymore, and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha! Male dumplings, female meatballs!" Shen Yuyan said while smiling, it seems that Xiao Ting's joke worked very well!
In fact, after Xiao Ting said the word Gong Dumplings, a smile appeared on Shen Yuyan's face. Obviously, Shen Yuyan is not without a sense of humor, and now her laughing point is very low!
Xiao Ting and Shen Yuyan laughed for a while, when the door rang and Qian Xiaoni came back.

As soon as Qian Xiaoni entered the house, she saw Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting smiling in the restaurant, so she immediately wondered why Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting laughed like this.

"What's the situation? Are you guys so happy when I'm back?" Qian Xiaoni looked at Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting in the restaurant, and said somewhat confusedly.

"Oh, no! Let me tell you!" Shen Yuyan greeted Qian Xiaoni directly, and while pushing Qian Xiaoni to the bathroom to wash her hands, she also told Qian Xiaoni on the way the "public house" that Xiao Ting said just now. Dumplings and mother dumplings" joke!

And Qian Xiaoni couldn't help laughing after listening to the joke while washing her hands. It was obvious that she had never heard the joke before, so the effect was much better.

After Qian Xiaoni and Shen Yuyan came out of the bathroom, Xiao Ting greeted them to sit down.

"Hurry up! Eat quickly! This table of dishes today is my wife's sincerity towards you!" Xiao Ting greeted Qian Xiaoni and said.

"Wow! That must be delicious!" Qian Xiaoni exclaimed in surprise when she heard what Xiao Ting said, and then she looked at Shen Yuyan and said, "Honey! Thank you so much! clatter!"

"Hmm! What! Eat quickly! It'll be cold in a while!" Shen Yuyan greeted Qian Xiaoni with a smile after hearing what Qian Xiaoni said.

"I'll try this fish!" Qian Xiaoni's first choice turned out to be the sauerkraut fish that Shen Yuyan almost poured too much vinegar on. Of course, the appearance of this dish is still good, but is it the taste?Let's see Qian Xiaoni's reaction.

(End of this chapter)