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Chapter 13 I'm a Kangaroo Not a Mouse
Chapter 13 I'm a Kangaroo Not a Mouse
Open the red envelope again.
Congratulations on getting a water puppet.
Water puppet: The holder silently says a change, the puppet can turn into a water monster, completely obeys the instructions of the water puppet owner, and has a small amount of destructive power.Can be summoned three times.
Lin Fan: One attack and one defense!Miss Qingqing is really thoughtful.Fairy's kindness today, I made up my mind to keep it in my heart. (a clasped fist expression)
Li Qingqing: If the Water Immortal is polite, the Immortal will deal with those little thieves first.Let's talk later!
After Lin Fan withdrew both treasures, he turned off the phone.
Glancing at the little gangster who was slowly approaching.The corner of the mouth smiled happily.
"Now, let me play with you guys."
"Change" said silently in my heart!
The water puppet directly turned into a puddle of water, fell from Lin Fan's hand to the ground, and then slowly bulged.It turned into a monster, but its appearance looks quite shocking.
Lin Fan was so shocked by this appearance that his teeth almost didn't fall out. "Isn't this a fucking big jelly?"
"Hey, Big Jelly, have you ever done that group of people on the opposite side?" Lin Fan asked suspiciously, it wasn't that he didn't believe in the magic weapon sent by Fairy Qingqing, it's just that the appearance of this water monster has no lethality at all.
"Guji Guji" the big jelly water monster called a few times, like a chicken talking to a duck, Lin Fan simply gave the order directly.
"When I tell you to get out, beat up those bastards over there. At least a day or two in the hospital. Be careful not to beat people to death."
"Guji Guji" the water monster screamed twice, and then the raised part slowly disappeared, and finally turned into a big puddle of water!
At this time, the group of gangsters had already crossed the green belt of grass and trees in the middle.They approached Lin Fan, but they still pretended to be taking a walk, and they didn't rush over in an imposing manner. It seemed that they didn't want to startle the enemy.
"Hmph, a bunch of bums, grandpa knew you were here to arrest me, but unfortunately, grandpa, I have gods to help me, making your work useless." Lin Fan shook the Shuiyuanzhu in his hand and said softly.He leisurely waited for them to approach, looking confident.
When a dozen gangsters were less than 30 meters away from Lin Fan, all of them suddenly accelerated towards Lin Fan and surrounded him.
One of the punks with a crooked nose licked his lips with his tongue. "Brat, I've caught you. I'll give you your whole arm if you say anything today."
The more Lin Fan looked at this gangster, the more familiar he looked.
"oh oh"
"You are the bastard I hit with a beer bottle that day." Lin Fan finally remembered that this guy was the brat who hit him with a beer bottle in a nightclub.But looking at what happened to his nose, it didn't seem to be crooked before. Could it be that it was smashed by my beer?
The crooked-nose bastard seemed to have been hit by a sore spot, with a ferocious expression on his face. "You fucking dare to be arrogant with me, give it all to me, beat me to death."
All of a sudden, a dozen people rushed up.
"Yo, you're in such a hurry, why are you still thinking about reminiscing about the old days?" Lin Fan looked calm and breezy, with two magic weapons in hand, what was he afraid of.
Lin Fan gathered his momentum and shouted loudly, "Get the fuck out of here!"
With Lin Fan's sound of rolling, the water monster on the ground finally made a move.The dozen or so gangsters who were rushing forward suddenly seemed to be stuck on the soles of their feet, unable to move.Because they rushed too hard before, they suddenly stopped, and under the inertia, they all fell to the ground one by one.
"Which bastard messed with me." The crooked-nose gangster thought he was being stung by one of his own people, but since he fell face down, his already crooked nose got even more crooked.
"Hahahaha" Lin Fan laughed so hard that he twitched away. "You don't have to give me such a big gift, right? It's all over."
"Son of a son of a bitch, bah. Get up all for me." The crooked nose pointed at the people beside him who were serving with chain legs. It seemed that the crooked nose had some background.
The feet that had just been stuck could move freely again, and many gangsters stamped their feet in doubt.After finding that there was no problem, they rushed towards Lin Fan one by one.
It's a pity that the same scene appeared again, and everyone fell down again.Originally, the distance between them and Lin Fan was only a dozen meters, but they found that the distance had only shortened a little after such a long time.
"Brother Mouse, I always feel tricky, let's rush in batches." The gangster next to the crooked nose said to him.
"Okay, let's go to five or six first. The rest of you should pay attention." Brother Crooked Nose Mouse said while clutching his bleeding nose.
"It's really sad." Lin Fan looked pitifully at this group of thugs who worked hard for others.He moved his muscles and bones with his hands and shouted loudly. "Big jelly suits me."
Facing the five or six people rushing up, Lin Fan swung his fist and went forward.Just when Lin Fan merged into the group of five or six, in the blink of an eye, the five or six punks all got down.
Brother Crooked Nose Mouse rubbed his eyes in disbelief. "I'm sure they are dreaming." At the same time, he slapped the gangster next to him on the face with a "slap".
The gangster who was beaten covered his face aggrievedly. "Brother Rat, why did you hit me?"
"Grass, it's not a dream."
"I said mouse, do you want to challenge me one-on-one." Lin Fan beckoned to the crooked nose.
"Who are you calling a mouse?" Brother Crooked Nose Mouse said a little nervously. Facing Lin Fan's methods, he was really a little timid. After all, there were more than ten people on his side, and almost half of them had already fallen down. Nothing at all.
"Didn't they call you Brother Mouse? Why are you so scared? You don't even dare to recognize your name." Lin Fan sneered.
"Who the hell doesn't dare to admit it? I'm a kangaroo and has nothing to do with mice. Don't think that you will be awesome if you kill a few. Let me tell you, I can call hundreds of people with a single call. How much can you fucking do." As he spoke, the kangaroo took out his mobile phone and shook it.
"Wow, there are hundreds of people! I'm so scared to say that." Lin Fan pretended to be scared and patted his chest, and then his playful eyes became sharp. "I just don't know if they can come before you fall."
Seeing Lin Fan who was about to strike, these gangsters panicked.
"Wait, wait!" Kangaroo quickly stopped Lin Fan who was approaching.It's a pity that Lin Fan won't stop at this time.
"You don't stop, don't blame us for being cruel to the girl surnamed Liu." Seeing that Lin Fan finally stopped, the kangaroo heaved a sigh of relief. "Where did this guy come from? The coercion just now was really uncomfortable."
Lin Fan had been wondering just now why he was being targeted by this group of people not long after he came out of the hotel.It seems that the problem lies with that hotel. When Lin Fan was working in nightclubs, he heard that all the ktv nightclubs in major hotels in the city had black backgrounds.It seems that the hotel where I live may have something to do with this gang of black forces.
(End of this chapter)
Open the red envelope again.
Congratulations on getting a water puppet.
Water puppet: The holder silently says a change, the puppet can turn into a water monster, completely obeys the instructions of the water puppet owner, and has a small amount of destructive power.Can be summoned three times.
Lin Fan: One attack and one defense!Miss Qingqing is really thoughtful.Fairy's kindness today, I made up my mind to keep it in my heart. (a clasped fist expression)
Li Qingqing: If the Water Immortal is polite, the Immortal will deal with those little thieves first.Let's talk later!
After Lin Fan withdrew both treasures, he turned off the phone.
Glancing at the little gangster who was slowly approaching.The corner of the mouth smiled happily.
"Now, let me play with you guys."
"Change" said silently in my heart!
The water puppet directly turned into a puddle of water, fell from Lin Fan's hand to the ground, and then slowly bulged.It turned into a monster, but its appearance looks quite shocking.
Lin Fan was so shocked by this appearance that his teeth almost didn't fall out. "Isn't this a fucking big jelly?"
"Hey, Big Jelly, have you ever done that group of people on the opposite side?" Lin Fan asked suspiciously, it wasn't that he didn't believe in the magic weapon sent by Fairy Qingqing, it's just that the appearance of this water monster has no lethality at all.
"Guji Guji" the big jelly water monster called a few times, like a chicken talking to a duck, Lin Fan simply gave the order directly.
"When I tell you to get out, beat up those bastards over there. At least a day or two in the hospital. Be careful not to beat people to death."
"Guji Guji" the water monster screamed twice, and then the raised part slowly disappeared, and finally turned into a big puddle of water!
At this time, the group of gangsters had already crossed the green belt of grass and trees in the middle.They approached Lin Fan, but they still pretended to be taking a walk, and they didn't rush over in an imposing manner. It seemed that they didn't want to startle the enemy.
"Hmph, a bunch of bums, grandpa knew you were here to arrest me, but unfortunately, grandpa, I have gods to help me, making your work useless." Lin Fan shook the Shuiyuanzhu in his hand and said softly.He leisurely waited for them to approach, looking confident.
When a dozen gangsters were less than 30 meters away from Lin Fan, all of them suddenly accelerated towards Lin Fan and surrounded him.
One of the punks with a crooked nose licked his lips with his tongue. "Brat, I've caught you. I'll give you your whole arm if you say anything today."
The more Lin Fan looked at this gangster, the more familiar he looked.
"oh oh"
"You are the bastard I hit with a beer bottle that day." Lin Fan finally remembered that this guy was the brat who hit him with a beer bottle in a nightclub.But looking at what happened to his nose, it didn't seem to be crooked before. Could it be that it was smashed by my beer?
The crooked-nose bastard seemed to have been hit by a sore spot, with a ferocious expression on his face. "You fucking dare to be arrogant with me, give it all to me, beat me to death."
All of a sudden, a dozen people rushed up.
"Yo, you're in such a hurry, why are you still thinking about reminiscing about the old days?" Lin Fan looked calm and breezy, with two magic weapons in hand, what was he afraid of.
Lin Fan gathered his momentum and shouted loudly, "Get the fuck out of here!"
With Lin Fan's sound of rolling, the water monster on the ground finally made a move.The dozen or so gangsters who were rushing forward suddenly seemed to be stuck on the soles of their feet, unable to move.Because they rushed too hard before, they suddenly stopped, and under the inertia, they all fell to the ground one by one.
"Which bastard messed with me." The crooked-nose gangster thought he was being stung by one of his own people, but since he fell face down, his already crooked nose got even more crooked.
"Hahahaha" Lin Fan laughed so hard that he twitched away. "You don't have to give me such a big gift, right? It's all over."
"Son of a son of a bitch, bah. Get up all for me." The crooked nose pointed at the people beside him who were serving with chain legs. It seemed that the crooked nose had some background.
The feet that had just been stuck could move freely again, and many gangsters stamped their feet in doubt.After finding that there was no problem, they rushed towards Lin Fan one by one.
It's a pity that the same scene appeared again, and everyone fell down again.Originally, the distance between them and Lin Fan was only a dozen meters, but they found that the distance had only shortened a little after such a long time.
"Brother Mouse, I always feel tricky, let's rush in batches." The gangster next to the crooked nose said to him.
"Okay, let's go to five or six first. The rest of you should pay attention." Brother Crooked Nose Mouse said while clutching his bleeding nose.
"It's really sad." Lin Fan looked pitifully at this group of thugs who worked hard for others.He moved his muscles and bones with his hands and shouted loudly. "Big jelly suits me."
Facing the five or six people rushing up, Lin Fan swung his fist and went forward.Just when Lin Fan merged into the group of five or six, in the blink of an eye, the five or six punks all got down.
Brother Crooked Nose Mouse rubbed his eyes in disbelief. "I'm sure they are dreaming." At the same time, he slapped the gangster next to him on the face with a "slap".
The gangster who was beaten covered his face aggrievedly. "Brother Rat, why did you hit me?"
"Grass, it's not a dream."
"I said mouse, do you want to challenge me one-on-one." Lin Fan beckoned to the crooked nose.
"Who are you calling a mouse?" Brother Crooked Nose Mouse said a little nervously. Facing Lin Fan's methods, he was really a little timid. After all, there were more than ten people on his side, and almost half of them had already fallen down. Nothing at all.
"Didn't they call you Brother Mouse? Why are you so scared? You don't even dare to recognize your name." Lin Fan sneered.
"Who the hell doesn't dare to admit it? I'm a kangaroo and has nothing to do with mice. Don't think that you will be awesome if you kill a few. Let me tell you, I can call hundreds of people with a single call. How much can you fucking do." As he spoke, the kangaroo took out his mobile phone and shook it.
"Wow, there are hundreds of people! I'm so scared to say that." Lin Fan pretended to be scared and patted his chest, and then his playful eyes became sharp. "I just don't know if they can come before you fall."
Seeing Lin Fan who was about to strike, these gangsters panicked.
"Wait, wait!" Kangaroo quickly stopped Lin Fan who was approaching.It's a pity that Lin Fan won't stop at this time.
"You don't stop, don't blame us for being cruel to the girl surnamed Liu." Seeing that Lin Fan finally stopped, the kangaroo heaved a sigh of relief. "Where did this guy come from? The coercion just now was really uncomfortable."
Lin Fan had been wondering just now why he was being targeted by this group of people not long after he came out of the hotel.It seems that the problem lies with that hotel. When Lin Fan was working in nightclubs, he heard that all the ktv nightclubs in major hotels in the city had black backgrounds.It seems that the hotel where I live may have something to do with this gang of black forces.
(End of this chapter)
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