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Chapter 1 Can this mobile phone connect to Heaven?
Chapter 1 Can this mobile phone connect to Heaven?
Lin Fan, a poor boy who just graduated from high school, failed to get into the university he wanted, so he came to a nightclub in the city to work as a security guard and earn a living.
Working every night and sleeping during the day, day and night are reversed, and the whole person looks listless.
Today, Lin Fan had just received a salary of 3000, and spent more than half of his salary to buy an oo mobile phone.I struggled a lot when I bought it.
No, I often take it out to play when I go to work.
"Xiao Lin, hurry up and park Boss Wang's BMW." Leader Li, the nightclub's security guard, shouted at Lin Fan.
"Oh, here it is." Lin Fan quickly hid the phone in his pocket, ran up three steps at a time, and drove Boss Wang's BMW X6 to the parking space in the underground garage.
"Phew, this good car is a good car. It feels great to drive. I don't know when I will be able to drive a BMW." Lin Fan touched the steering wheel of the car and said YY.
After locking the car, Lin Fan silently took out his newly purchased mobile phone to check the time, and saw that the screen lit up, and a prompt box appeared there.
"Congratulations! The system has been successfully upgraded to the Heavenly Court system."
"Heavenly System? What the hell is this? Could it be a scam?" Lin Fan started to check his phone as he spoke. He was not afraid of scams. The phone he just bought was not bound with a bank card at all, and he didn't have any money at all so he wasn't afraid of being caught. What poison?After checking it out, there was no difference.The only change is that the mobile APP mall has become the Tianting APP mall
What does it mean?Lin Fan, who was confused, didn't have time to look more, and the team leader's shouts came from the walkie-talkie.
"Xiao Lin, come back quickly, there is still a car waiting for you to park."
"Here we come. We'll be here soon." After carefully turning off the intercom, Lin Fan cursed at the intercom. "I know it's called, and when I get rich, I will buy dozens of cars for you to park."
Feeling angry, Lin Fan still quickly ran to the entrance of the nightclub and continued to park the car.As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Captain Li staring at him.
"This Tieguai Li is so crazy, and I didn't provoke him." After thinking about it, Lin Fan climbed up the Porsche sports car in front of Tieguai Li very quickly.
"Wait a minute" Leader Li stopped Lin Fan. "When you park this car, be careful. Don't scratch it. After parking the car, hurry up and don't overturn the things in the car, you know."
"I know Leader Le, you don't feel at ease when I park the car." As he said that, Lin Fan drove the car to the underground parking garage under the watchful eyes of Team Leader Li.
"What the hell is this Tieguai Li doing? I haven't had any problems with the car I've parked for so long. Why did he remind me so much? He didn't let me turn around. Is there anything special about this car?"
After parking the car, Lin Fan began to look around inside the car.
"With such a pink interior, it looks like a woman is driving it. Could it be that Tieguai Li has taken a fancy to him?" Thinking of the expression on Tieguai Li's face, Lin Fan was quite sure. "It turned out to be the car of the person you like. No wonder there is so much jealousy. Huh, you can't drive because you have a limped leg. Now let me see if there are any ulterior secrets in the car of the person you like."
Lin Fan opened the hidden drawer in front of the co-pilot, and saw a black cloth stuffed there.Lin Fan pulled it out curiously.
"I'm going, this. This is actually a bra." Lin Fan panicked all of a sudden. He has never experienced anything between men and women. He has never touched the intimate things of these girls. At a loss, Lin Fan hurriedly stuffed the black bra. Into the dark drawer.Then he quickly got out of the car and ran back to the gate of the nightclub, handing over the car keys to the security room.
"I'll go, I probably won't be discovered. Don't worry about it. If I'm really found out and don't admit it, the ghost knows I parked it." After some self-consolation, Lin Fan continued to guard his gate again.After all, there are not many people asking for parking.Therefore, the general security guards are on guard and patrolling.
Lin Fan sniffed the hand holding the bra just now, his eyeballs twitched for a while. "It's very fragrant, and it seems to be a big size."
Thinking about it, Lin Fan shamelessly made gestures of size.The colleagues on the side looked at him like an idiot.
Soon it was 12 midnight, and people began to leave one after another.In the security room, Lin Fan watched Tieguai Lizheng come out with a woman stuck to him like a dog's skin plaster.Then Lin Fan's walkie-talkie rang.
"Xiao Lin, hurry up and get Miss Liu's Porsche out, and be quick with your hands and feet." After a while of instructions, the intercom stopped.
The colleagues on the side heard the reminder. "Xiao Lin, hurry up and drive, that woman is Tieguai Li's dream lover, so don't neglect her."
"I'll go, really. This Tieguai Li doesn't even look in the mirror, so he doesn't deserve it." Lin Fan shook his head, remembering the black bra, and hurried to drive away with a nervous expression.
Lin Fan drove the car in front of Miss Liu, and after getting off the car, he still smiled and said, "Miss Liu, your car."
"Okay, okay, you go down, I'm fine here." Tieguai Li felt disgusted for a while, and hurriedly sent Lin Fan away.
Lin Fan didn't dare to say anything, but before he left, he still glanced at Miss Liu.Looking at it from such a close distance, I almost lost my eyes.
"Big, really big." Unknowingly, Lin Fan's hand gestured again, but fortunately, it was the night, and no one noticed the movement of his hand.Lin Fan's gaze slowly moved upwards, and finally he saw Miss Liu's true face in Lushan, with long shawl hair, big eyes, and willow-leaf eyebrows.She is an extremely beautiful embryo, with a sense of purity on her body, but she just doesn't know how to get back to such a chaotic place like a nightclub.
"Okay, Lao Li, you can go back to work too." Saying that, Ms. Liu drove away in the car.
After three o'clock in the middle of the night, the nightclub gradually quieted down, and Lin Fan's day passed like this, dragging his tired body.Lin Fan returned to the rental house he rented.
The house is on the 8th floor of an old community, which belongs to the top floor. When Lin Fan rented it, Cuncui was greedy for cheap, but he fell in love with it because there is a large balcony on the top floor, and no one usually comes here. So it became the same as Lin Fan's private balcony, that is, a layer of skin would be baked off in summer.
It was already four o'clock in the morning, and Lin Fan was lying on the bed without changing his clothes, planning to sleep.Suddenly thought of the Heavenly Court system that the phone mentioned earlier.Resisting the drowsiness, he took out his phone and looked at it again.
"What is the meaning of this Tianting APP Mall? Is it just a change of name?" Lin Fan clicked into it out of curiosity.
A variety of apps appear on the screen.
What WeChat, QQ, Magic Camera.
"It's still not the same as before." Lin Fan muttered to himself, and suddenly he found that every app displayed the Heavenly Court version.
"How is this going."
Because it is a newly purchased mobile phone, the APP inside has not been downloaded yet.Lin Fan simply downloads WeChat now.
Start the download when connected to WiFi.
"Ding" an electronic notification sound when the download is complete.
Lin Fan clicked on WeChat, and he was dumbfounded instantly.Then he was so angry that he almost smashed the phone.It’s fine if you call the system the Tianting system, but when I downloaded a WeChat account, you automatically added tens of millions of friends to me.Tens of millions, Lin Fan stared blankly at the string of numbers displayed on WeChat.This WeChat is so awesome, is there no upper limit for adding friends?
Looking at the crazy and mentally ill nicknames in the friend list.
What about the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the Supreme Lord.Now Lin Fan really wondered if the boss who sold the mobile phone sold himself a poisoned mobile phone.
"Ding dong" At this moment, a chat window popped up in WeChat.
"I didn't expect someone to send me a message just after downloading it." Lin Fan clicked on it and saw that it was a message from a person named Li Qingqing.
What was sent in the message were two photos of a beautiful woman wearing different styles of clothes.However, the pictures were withdrawn shortly after.
Just when Lin Fan was depressed, Li Qingqing sent another message.
Li Qingqing: I'm sorry, I made a mistake just now and sent the wrong message.Don't blame fairy friends.By the way, who is Xianyou?Why is it in my WeChat list?
Lin Fan thought to himself, why withdraw it after all the posts have been posted, because I just thought that there was a girl teasing me in the middle of the night.I didn't expect it to be a psychopath, from Xianyou Xianyou.
Lin Fan: I don't know why I'm on your list, maybe it's fate!Dare I ask if the photo is me?
The other party obviously paused for a while, and Li Qingqing replied after more than a minute.
Li Qingqing: Friends of the Immortals, have you seen it? (followed by two embarrassing expressions) That's not me, I sent it wrong.
"Cut" Lin Fan lying on the bed laughed at himself. "This girl's ability to lie is too bad." But the speed of withdrawing just now was very fast, and Lin Fan didn't see the photo clearly.It's hard to say whether it's beautiful or not.
Lin Fan was too lazy to bother with it, and directly clicked on WeChat Moments.
At this time, the prompt box appeared again.
"Do you want to filter out all immortal friends who have no chat history and no official rank?"
Faced with these, Lin Fan's ability to adapt is quite strong, and now he can barely accept it.
Just click "Yes"
The screen flickered for a while, and then the mood of each fairy family was displayed in the circle of friends.
Yuelao: Ever since Xianfan was cut off, the Immortal Realm has allowed marriage, which has greatly increased my business volume, and I am so busy that I am dizzy.
Lei Gong: Cough, after Xianfan was cut off, I lost my job.Thunder can't hit the mortal world, so it can only stay in the nest every day.But fortunately, Wenquxing brought back this phone before the quarantine, so I wasn't so bored.
Dian Mu: My husband is absolutely right.
Erlang God: Let's go for a walk with the dog
Li Jing, King of Tota: Zhao Gongming, come and help me, I can't survive this day.
And there are a lot of people's comments below this post, such as Lu Dongbin, Dianmu, Shuide Xingjun, and Taibai Jinxing all commented: "I told you to have so many illegitimate children. You can't support them now."
Seeing this group of wonderful circle of friends, Lin Fan almost fainted from laughter.
"Return to the immortals, you all think it's filming, it's so boring. I'm lazy to deal with this, go to bed first. Tomorrow, I will go to the guy who bought the mobile phone to settle the score."
(End of this chapter)
Lin Fan, a poor boy who just graduated from high school, failed to get into the university he wanted, so he came to a nightclub in the city to work as a security guard and earn a living.
Working every night and sleeping during the day, day and night are reversed, and the whole person looks listless.
Today, Lin Fan had just received a salary of 3000, and spent more than half of his salary to buy an oo mobile phone.I struggled a lot when I bought it.
No, I often take it out to play when I go to work.
"Xiao Lin, hurry up and park Boss Wang's BMW." Leader Li, the nightclub's security guard, shouted at Lin Fan.
"Oh, here it is." Lin Fan quickly hid the phone in his pocket, ran up three steps at a time, and drove Boss Wang's BMW X6 to the parking space in the underground garage.
"Phew, this good car is a good car. It feels great to drive. I don't know when I will be able to drive a BMW." Lin Fan touched the steering wheel of the car and said YY.
After locking the car, Lin Fan silently took out his newly purchased mobile phone to check the time, and saw that the screen lit up, and a prompt box appeared there.
"Congratulations! The system has been successfully upgraded to the Heavenly Court system."
"Heavenly System? What the hell is this? Could it be a scam?" Lin Fan started to check his phone as he spoke. He was not afraid of scams. The phone he just bought was not bound with a bank card at all, and he didn't have any money at all so he wasn't afraid of being caught. What poison?After checking it out, there was no difference.The only change is that the mobile APP mall has become the Tianting APP mall
What does it mean?Lin Fan, who was confused, didn't have time to look more, and the team leader's shouts came from the walkie-talkie.
"Xiao Lin, come back quickly, there is still a car waiting for you to park."
"Here we come. We'll be here soon." After carefully turning off the intercom, Lin Fan cursed at the intercom. "I know it's called, and when I get rich, I will buy dozens of cars for you to park."
Feeling angry, Lin Fan still quickly ran to the entrance of the nightclub and continued to park the car.As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Captain Li staring at him.
"This Tieguai Li is so crazy, and I didn't provoke him." After thinking about it, Lin Fan climbed up the Porsche sports car in front of Tieguai Li very quickly.
"Wait a minute" Leader Li stopped Lin Fan. "When you park this car, be careful. Don't scratch it. After parking the car, hurry up and don't overturn the things in the car, you know."
"I know Leader Le, you don't feel at ease when I park the car." As he said that, Lin Fan drove the car to the underground parking garage under the watchful eyes of Team Leader Li.
"What the hell is this Tieguai Li doing? I haven't had any problems with the car I've parked for so long. Why did he remind me so much? He didn't let me turn around. Is there anything special about this car?"
After parking the car, Lin Fan began to look around inside the car.
"With such a pink interior, it looks like a woman is driving it. Could it be that Tieguai Li has taken a fancy to him?" Thinking of the expression on Tieguai Li's face, Lin Fan was quite sure. "It turned out to be the car of the person you like. No wonder there is so much jealousy. Huh, you can't drive because you have a limped leg. Now let me see if there are any ulterior secrets in the car of the person you like."
Lin Fan opened the hidden drawer in front of the co-pilot, and saw a black cloth stuffed there.Lin Fan pulled it out curiously.
"I'm going, this. This is actually a bra." Lin Fan panicked all of a sudden. He has never experienced anything between men and women. He has never touched the intimate things of these girls. At a loss, Lin Fan hurriedly stuffed the black bra. Into the dark drawer.Then he quickly got out of the car and ran back to the gate of the nightclub, handing over the car keys to the security room.
"I'll go, I probably won't be discovered. Don't worry about it. If I'm really found out and don't admit it, the ghost knows I parked it." After some self-consolation, Lin Fan continued to guard his gate again.After all, there are not many people asking for parking.Therefore, the general security guards are on guard and patrolling.
Lin Fan sniffed the hand holding the bra just now, his eyeballs twitched for a while. "It's very fragrant, and it seems to be a big size."
Thinking about it, Lin Fan shamelessly made gestures of size.The colleagues on the side looked at him like an idiot.
Soon it was 12 midnight, and people began to leave one after another.In the security room, Lin Fan watched Tieguai Lizheng come out with a woman stuck to him like a dog's skin plaster.Then Lin Fan's walkie-talkie rang.
"Xiao Lin, hurry up and get Miss Liu's Porsche out, and be quick with your hands and feet." After a while of instructions, the intercom stopped.
The colleagues on the side heard the reminder. "Xiao Lin, hurry up and drive, that woman is Tieguai Li's dream lover, so don't neglect her."
"I'll go, really. This Tieguai Li doesn't even look in the mirror, so he doesn't deserve it." Lin Fan shook his head, remembering the black bra, and hurried to drive away with a nervous expression.
Lin Fan drove the car in front of Miss Liu, and after getting off the car, he still smiled and said, "Miss Liu, your car."
"Okay, okay, you go down, I'm fine here." Tieguai Li felt disgusted for a while, and hurriedly sent Lin Fan away.
Lin Fan didn't dare to say anything, but before he left, he still glanced at Miss Liu.Looking at it from such a close distance, I almost lost my eyes.
"Big, really big." Unknowingly, Lin Fan's hand gestured again, but fortunately, it was the night, and no one noticed the movement of his hand.Lin Fan's gaze slowly moved upwards, and finally he saw Miss Liu's true face in Lushan, with long shawl hair, big eyes, and willow-leaf eyebrows.She is an extremely beautiful embryo, with a sense of purity on her body, but she just doesn't know how to get back to such a chaotic place like a nightclub.
"Okay, Lao Li, you can go back to work too." Saying that, Ms. Liu drove away in the car.
After three o'clock in the middle of the night, the nightclub gradually quieted down, and Lin Fan's day passed like this, dragging his tired body.Lin Fan returned to the rental house he rented.
The house is on the 8th floor of an old community, which belongs to the top floor. When Lin Fan rented it, Cuncui was greedy for cheap, but he fell in love with it because there is a large balcony on the top floor, and no one usually comes here. So it became the same as Lin Fan's private balcony, that is, a layer of skin would be baked off in summer.
It was already four o'clock in the morning, and Lin Fan was lying on the bed without changing his clothes, planning to sleep.Suddenly thought of the Heavenly Court system that the phone mentioned earlier.Resisting the drowsiness, he took out his phone and looked at it again.
"What is the meaning of this Tianting APP Mall? Is it just a change of name?" Lin Fan clicked into it out of curiosity.
A variety of apps appear on the screen.
What WeChat, QQ, Magic Camera.
"It's still not the same as before." Lin Fan muttered to himself, and suddenly he found that every app displayed the Heavenly Court version.
"How is this going."
Because it is a newly purchased mobile phone, the APP inside has not been downloaded yet.Lin Fan simply downloads WeChat now.
Start the download when connected to WiFi.
"Ding" an electronic notification sound when the download is complete.
Lin Fan clicked on WeChat, and he was dumbfounded instantly.Then he was so angry that he almost smashed the phone.It’s fine if you call the system the Tianting system, but when I downloaded a WeChat account, you automatically added tens of millions of friends to me.Tens of millions, Lin Fan stared blankly at the string of numbers displayed on WeChat.This WeChat is so awesome, is there no upper limit for adding friends?
Looking at the crazy and mentally ill nicknames in the friend list.
What about the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the Supreme Lord.Now Lin Fan really wondered if the boss who sold the mobile phone sold himself a poisoned mobile phone.
"Ding dong" At this moment, a chat window popped up in WeChat.
"I didn't expect someone to send me a message just after downloading it." Lin Fan clicked on it and saw that it was a message from a person named Li Qingqing.
What was sent in the message were two photos of a beautiful woman wearing different styles of clothes.However, the pictures were withdrawn shortly after.
Just when Lin Fan was depressed, Li Qingqing sent another message.
Li Qingqing: I'm sorry, I made a mistake just now and sent the wrong message.Don't blame fairy friends.By the way, who is Xianyou?Why is it in my WeChat list?
Lin Fan thought to himself, why withdraw it after all the posts have been posted, because I just thought that there was a girl teasing me in the middle of the night.I didn't expect it to be a psychopath, from Xianyou Xianyou.
Lin Fan: I don't know why I'm on your list, maybe it's fate!Dare I ask if the photo is me?
The other party obviously paused for a while, and Li Qingqing replied after more than a minute.
Li Qingqing: Friends of the Immortals, have you seen it? (followed by two embarrassing expressions) That's not me, I sent it wrong.
"Cut" Lin Fan lying on the bed laughed at himself. "This girl's ability to lie is too bad." But the speed of withdrawing just now was very fast, and Lin Fan didn't see the photo clearly.It's hard to say whether it's beautiful or not.
Lin Fan was too lazy to bother with it, and directly clicked on WeChat Moments.
At this time, the prompt box appeared again.
"Do you want to filter out all immortal friends who have no chat history and no official rank?"
Faced with these, Lin Fan's ability to adapt is quite strong, and now he can barely accept it.
Just click "Yes"
The screen flickered for a while, and then the mood of each fairy family was displayed in the circle of friends.
Yuelao: Ever since Xianfan was cut off, the Immortal Realm has allowed marriage, which has greatly increased my business volume, and I am so busy that I am dizzy.
Lei Gong: Cough, after Xianfan was cut off, I lost my job.Thunder can't hit the mortal world, so it can only stay in the nest every day.But fortunately, Wenquxing brought back this phone before the quarantine, so I wasn't so bored.
Dian Mu: My husband is absolutely right.
Erlang God: Let's go for a walk with the dog
Li Jing, King of Tota: Zhao Gongming, come and help me, I can't survive this day.
And there are a lot of people's comments below this post, such as Lu Dongbin, Dianmu, Shuide Xingjun, and Taibai Jinxing all commented: "I told you to have so many illegitimate children. You can't support them now."
Seeing this group of wonderful circle of friends, Lin Fan almost fainted from laughter.
"Return to the immortals, you all think it's filming, it's so boring. I'm lazy to deal with this, go to bed first. Tomorrow, I will go to the guy who bought the mobile phone to settle the score."
(End of this chapter)
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