The scumbag provoked the blackened male god again

Chapter 253 It turns out that the monitor has a crush on me [4]

But in the end, she didn't tell the truth, but changed the subject and said: "In addition to the original configuration of the lunch, add some sweet and frozen watermelon."

However, Li Jiachen was not fooled by her, and his expression was very serious, "Honestly, is it because you like the office manager,... you love it so much?"

Shen Lang slowly typed a "...?"

What?What did you little bean sprouts say?
After a while, she found her voice, slowly and steadily, "...are you crazy?"

Li Jiachen's voice was raised a little bit, "You still say no, look at it, you are anxious for him and me!"

The two looked at each other with big eyes, and neither would let the other.

Suddenly a voice interspersed into the atmosphere of confrontation between the two——

"Yo, is this arguing because of me?"

The two looked up, and saw the squad leader Han lazily leaning against the door with a smug smile on his face.

Li Jiachen stared, then looked back at Shen Lang, seeing that she didn't respond, he was furious, "Look at how others look down on you so much, why do you like him?"

Shen Lang raised his long eyelashes, stared straight at the little bean sprouts surnamed Li, and pulled his lips coldly, saying each word, "Say it again?"

Li Jiachen's neck was covered with fine hairs, and his back couldn't stop feeling cold, he straightened up and said, "Forget it, I'll bring you food first, you two should be alone for a while."

After finishing speaking, he quickly walked out the door, and when he passed by Han Xu, he deliberately rubbed hard, looking very dissatisfied.

Shen Lang: "..."

It seems that it is not only bean sprouts, but also very childish bean sprouts.

Han Xu ignored Li Jiachen, walked in on his own, returned to his seat and asked her, "Why don't you go to eat?"

"There are errands for you, why bother yourself?"

"It's amazingly lazy." Han Xu seemed to have seen some novel little monster, and after making a casual comment, he looked away and took out a book from the table hole.

Shen Lang glanced at it casually, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's the matter, Lao Xu also picked on you? Let you be the first in the next monthly exam?"

What Han Xu took out was a history book, lying on the table, flipping through it slowly, it didn't look like he wanted to learn.

Hearing this, he just rolled his eyelids, and his tone was calm, uncontested, "No, the poor monk doesn't have that kind of worldly desires."

Shen Lang sneered a little and didn't bother him anymore.

When Lao Xu came to class in the afternoon, he really criticized Han.The reason is that he didn't have a good relationship with his classmates in class. The most important thing is that Lao Xu asked him in public if he could keep his top 10 position in the grade.

This is undoubtedly extremely embarrassing, but Han Xu didn't seem to hear, and raised a dazzling smile at Old Xu. The girl blushed and her heart beat when she saw it. Large characters:

come hit me~

Old Xu didn't come up in one breath, and almost lost his breath.After a while, he recovered, and pointed at Han Xu tremblingly:

"You...you go out!"

Han Xu: "..."

Shen Lang turned his head to look at him, casting a sympathetic look.As a result, this gaze has not been retracted, and another roar of Lao Xu's fury is heard:

"Shen Lang, you go out too!"

Shen Lang's ears almost split: "..."

? ?I step on a horse?
... As a result, the resistance was ineffective, and both of them went out to stand for punishment.

After more than ten minutes of whispering between the two, Shen Lang finally understood the reason.

It turned out that the note they had passed was discovered by Lao Xu. In the note, she affectionately called Lao Xu "Comrade Chengzu". Originally, Lao Xu didn't know who it was talking about, so he called Han Xu to ask. Suddenly added fuel to the fire.

How did this guy answer?

He said: "Comrade Chengzu is you, don't doubt yourself."

Old Xu had doubts, but also felt complacent in his heart, "Then, which dynasty is this Chengzu?"

Han Xu stroked his chin and said thoughtfully, "She said you look like Ming Chengzu Zhu Yuanzhang."

Old Xu: "?!!"

He instantly remembered the portrait of Zhu Yuanzhang in the history textbook, and his face distorted immediately.

It also reflected the meaning of Han Xu's words,—Ming Chengzu...Zhu Yuanzhang? !
That little bastard Shen Lang can't even tell Ming Taizu Ming Chengzu apart? !
God has no eyes, he has worked so hard to lead this class for three years, how can he bring out an ignorant waste...!
No matter from which aspect, Squad Leader Han successfully transferred the firepower.However, Shen Huoshui was still kept in the dark, and turned his head desperately in class.

In the eyes of Old Xu, this is a naked provocation.

Right now, the two are standing side by side miserable at the base of the wall. People passing by the corridor all cast strange gazes. Shen Lang flicked the long hair that was hanging softly and softly on both sides, so that they could block his cheeks and not be recognized by others. out.

Han Xu is pitiful.

He is tall, fair-skinned and beautiful, with short hair that cannot be concealed, like a luminous body, it is difficult for others to notice.Especially since he is still a famous figure, with many little fans, how embarrassing it is in this situation.

After a girl in No.20 pretended to pass by slowly, Shen Lang couldn't bear it any longer. He pushed back his hair and asked him, "Do you need me to give you some support?"

Han Xu's eyes were incredulous, "How can I support... Could it be that you are wearing a wig?"

Shen Lang was expressionless: "...I'll give you the clothes, and you cover your head."

He was only wearing a shirt, and the coat was still in the classroom, but she came out wearing the coat.

Han Xu snorted and laughed, "It's not bad... Are you sure it's more conspicuous?"

"At least people won't recognize you."

"You're wrong... For those who like me, I turn into ashes—they all recognize it."

As if reacting to something, he added unhurriedly: "This is not my narcissism. In order to surprise everyone after the game, I deliberately dressed up so that my mother could not recognize it, just to decorate The venue....It ended up being shot as a pervert, and even made news."

"At first, no one knew that it was me, and my brother's reputation could still be preserved. Guess what happened? A group of little girls howled in the comments, screaming one after another, and smashed all my information. go out."

Speaking of this, Han Xu was still a little emotional, and his tone was slightly vicissitudes, "At that time, people around me looked at me wrongly, and everyone thought I was a pervert."

Shen Lang even suspected that if the situation did not allow it, he might light a cigar on the spot and look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a sad face.

It was rare for Shen Lang to sympathize with him.

"After that, what happened to the surprise?"

Han Xu's tone became even more vicissitudes, "...Don't mention it, who would have thought that it was just a prank surprise on the spur of the moment, which would confirm my reputation as a pervert."

(End of this chapter)