From the Nine Uncle Movies

Chapter 4 Monk and Taoist Priest

At dawn, Fang Zhengqing and Simu finally arrived at Simu's residence.

In front of Simu's residence is a yellow mud path, with lush weed fields on both sides, which look like they have not been taken care of for many years. At the end of the path is a wooden house with two trees planted in front of the house.

"Jia Le! Come out and move the corpse." The priest with four eyes shouted.But he shouted a few times, but no one answered in the room.

"Jia Le, that brat, must be sleeping late, and he doesn't know he's coming back as a teacher!" Daoist Simu said a little angrily.In front of outsiders, his apprentice Jia Le was still sound asleep, he didn't hear his voice at all, and Daoist Four Eyes felt very humiliated at this moment.

The four-eyed Taoist priest felt a little embarrassed and furious, then grabbed a stick outside the yard and rushed in aggressively.

Fang Zhengqing looked at the posture of the four-eyed Taoist priest, and knew that his apprentice would suffer, but he was an outsider, and he was disciplined by others, so he didn't want to interfere.

Fang Zhengqing looked at a nearby courtyard, and thought: This is probably the residence of the monk Yixiu that the Taoist priest said. I wonder if this monk is really a decent person?
"Stinky boy, Master asked you to watch the house, but you are dreaming about Duke Zhou!" Taoist Master Four Eyes rushed into the house and saw that his apprentice Jia Le was still sound asleep, and then he beat Jia Le violently.

"Master, you are back, ouch! Don't hit...don't hit, I know I was wrong!" At this time, the voice of Jiale begging for mercy came from the room.

But it was useless, the four eyes still chased Jiale for a while, the level of tragedy was not to mention Fang Zhengqing, even the fox demon in his arms couldn't bear to watch.

After beating for a while, the Taoist priest with four eyes was out of breath, and Fang Zhengqing saw Jia Le walking out with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Go, move all the guests to the morgue, and I will send them away after a while!"

"Yes, Master!"

Fang Zhengqing also went to help. In the morgue, Jia Le looked at Fang Zhengqing and asked, "What's the name of this brother?"

"Fang Zhengqing!"

"I, Jiale!" Jiale also introduced himself.

Fang Zhengqing looked at the tattered clothes Jia Le was wearing, and sighed in his heart that Taoist priests are poor.Fang Zhengqing could tell at a glance that the tattered clothes did not belong to Jia Le, because Jia Le looked very roomy in them, so it must have belonged to his master Si Mu Dao Chang.

Jia Le was also looking at Fang Zhengqing. Fang Zhengqing simply threw it away because his clothes smelled like foxes, so he was only wearing a moon white jacket. Because he traveled all night, his clothes were cut by branches a lot, so he looked better than Jia Le. His clothes were dirty and torn.

Jia Le tidied up his clothes a little proudly, thinking: I have been begging for many years, let the master give me the clothes he hasn't worn for many years, the people outside are so poor that they don't even have clothes to wear !

If Fang Zhengqing knew Jia Le's thoughts, his first reaction would be to lament that Taoist priests are really poor, and his second reaction would be hehe!

At this time, the voice of the four-eyed priest came from the house: "I said, brat, you still don't cook, do you want to starve to death, master, cook more today, there are guests!"

"It's Master!" Jia Le, who didn't want to be beaten, ran out quickly.

Fang Zhengqing shook his head, what an interesting pair of master and apprentice.

Priest Simu went to rest, Jia Le was cooking, Fang Zhengqing was not idle, he made a cage out of bamboo and put the fox demon in it.

Fang Zhengqing hung the fox demon on the beam of the house. At this time, Jia Le also cooked the meal, and put it on the table.

"Master, the master who lives next door has returned." Jia Le said suddenly after setting up the meal.

Unexpectedly, the four-eyed Taoist priest who was still smiling at first immediately turned pale, and sprayed back in displeasure: "Cut!! So what if he comes back, do you want me to greet him!"

Jia Le rubbed his nose, looked at Fang Zhengqing and said, "Brother Fang is serving dinner!"

Fang Zhengqing dried his hands, nodded and walked over. Before he could sit down, he saw a monk and a girl with braids walking outside.

"Jingjing! Masters, you are all back!" Jia Le said happily.

Fang Zhengqing looked at the monk, and knew that it was Yixiu mentioned in his four eyes, but he didn't look like a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

But when Fang Zhengqing saw the girl named Jingjing, Fang Zhengqing felt that this young man's heart beat faster, and he was actually more beautiful than the fox demon.

A monk has such a beautiful woman by his side, so he never ran away in a dignified way.

Master Yixiu came in and took a look at Fang Zhengqing. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that Fang Zhengqing looked down on him.

Yixiu: "Jia Le, we have guests!"

Jia Le: "Master, this is Brother Fang Zhengqing!"

Yixiu: "The poor monk Yixiu, I have met the benefactor Fang!"

Although Fang Zhengqing felt that Yixiu was respectable, Fang Zhengqing didn't want to be rude when people greeted him with a friendly face.

Fang Zhengqing cupped his hands and said, "I've seen Master Yixiu!"

Jia Le walked up to Jingjing and said, "Where did you and Master go, Jingjing?"

"I went up the mountain to collect herbs. Is this the new apprentice your master wants to accept?" Jingjing looked at Fang Zhengqing and asked.

Jiale shook his head: "I don't know, but it shouldn't be!"

"I have a teacher!" Fang Zhengqing said beside him.

"Hi, I'm Jingjing!"

"Hi Miss Jingjing, I'm Fang Zhengqing!"

"Jingjing, you and the master haven't eaten yet, why don't you stay and eat together!" Jia Le suddenly stood between Jingjing and Fang Zhengqing, looking at Jingjing with her watermelon head on her head and said, he suddenly found that although Fang Zhengqing's clothes were not as good as his own , but looks like a lot more lovely than himself.

Jingjing didn't speak, and Master Yixiu beside him smiled and said, "Why is this so embarrassing?"

"I'm sorry, let's go!" The four-eyed priest who had been silent all this time snorted coldly.

"Thank you, Jingjing, sit down!" Master Yixiu directly ignored Taoist Simu and sat down directly, and asked his apprentice to sit down.

Fang Zhengqing also sat down, sitting on the opposite side of Jingjing, Taoist Master Simu and Master Yixiu also sat facing each other, Fang Zhengqing looked at the vegetarian dishes on that table, and judging by the portion, it should be that Jia Le intentionally made Master Yixiu Master and apprentice.The master belittles the other party, but the apprentice doesn't hate the other party. It seems that Taoist Simu's evaluation of Master Yixiu has yet to be considered.

The Taoist priest with four eyes looked at Jingjing and said, "This is your apprentice?"

Master Yixiu smiled kindly, nodded, and then said to Qingqing who was beside him, "This is the Taoist priest with four eyes that I often mentioned to you. Come on, see the Taoist priest."

Qingqing stood up and bowed gracefully: "Meet the Taoist priest."

"Well, good job."

Simu Taoist nodded, and then asked curiously: "What does your master usually say about me?" Simu was thinking in his heart, if he dared to speak ill of me, he would just kick you out, and he took a look at him maliciously after he finished speaking.

Master Yixiu smiled, and winked at Qingqing, Qingqing understood, and said with a smile: "My master said, Taoist priest, you have the kindest heart, you are upright, you kill demons and demons all your life, and you never let go of your mistakes. Treat your disciples meticulously, even if your disciples do something wrong, they will neither beat nor scold you, but will only say that the master loves you to death."

The four-eyed priest was very satisfied, nodded, and then shouted: "Jia Le, where's the porridge?"

"Here comes master!" As he spoke, Jiale came out of the kitchen with five bowls of porridge on a tray. Jiale distributed the porridge to others, and then sat next to Jingjing with the porridge, but Jingjing glared at him, got up and sat down. When Fang Zhengqing was beside her, Jiale's complexion suddenly turned pale!
Four-eyed Daoist: "Eat!" After finishing speaking, Fang Zhengqing picked up the porridge. Seeing that the master had spoken, Fang Zhengqing hurriedly started eating. After walking for a day and a night, Fang Zhengqing also felt hungry and tired, so Fang Zhengqing was not polite and ate vegetables There is no delay in drinking porridge!

But when Master Yixiu moved his chopsticks, Daoist Simu also moved his chopsticks immediately, but the chopsticks of Daoist Simu did not have knives and vegetables, but instead tightly clamped Master Yixiu's chopsticks. As a warrior, Fang Zhengqing felt it instantly Murderous, he couldn't help but slow down the speed of eating, and looked at the two of them.

Under the astonished eyes of Qingqing and Fang Zhengqing, Daoist Simu and Master Yixiu never let each other eat, and gradually turned to throwing food at each other!
Jiale seems to be very experienced in this, Fang Zhengqing and Qingqing said: "Brother Fang, Qingqing, let's stay away and eat."

Although Jingjing felt that the atmosphere was subtle, she shook her head and said, "No, it's too rude!"

Fang Zhengqing saw that Jiale knew so well, and originally wanted to leave, but after hearing Jingjing's words, coupled with the boldness of Yi Gaoren, he shook his head, picked up a piece of tofu, and put it in the bowl.

"You wish for luck!" Jia Le hurriedly picked up a few chopsticks, and left with the porridge!
Then, things got more and more out of control.

"Come on, eat some peanuts!"

"Come, eat dried radish."

"Eat fermented bean curd!"

"You eat, you eat!"

"No, you eat, you eat!"

Under the astonished eyes of Qingqing and Fang Zhengqing, Daoist Simu and Master Yixiu never let each other eat, and gradually turned to throwing food at each other!
Fang Zhengqing looked at a peanut flying towards him, and with a flick of his chopsticks, he caught the peanut directly.

Then the chopsticks flew towards Jingjing's face, and caught a piece of tofu before it fell on Jingjing's face.

Fang Zhengqing put the tofu in the Jingjing bowl and said, "Your tofu!"

Then she got up and drank the porridge in the bowl, put down the bowl and left, Jingjing also hurriedly left, she finally understood why Jiale left, this is all experience!

Carrying the bowl, Jiale walked up to Jingjing and said with a smile, "Look, what's going on, I almost suffered a loss!"

Jingjing glared at Jiale, then looked at Fang Zhengqing and said, "Thank you, Brother Fang!"

Fang Zhengqing waved his hand and said, "It's okay!"

Then he looked at Jia Le and asked, "Brother Jia Le, is there any pool near here?"

"Yes, there is a water pool not far to the east, what are you doing there?"

"Have a meal!"

Fang Zhengqing didn't have enough to eat, so he planned to hunt some fish near the water pool.

Jingjing looked at the master and the four-eyed priest who were still fighting, looked at Fang Zhengqing's back and shouted: "Brother Fang, wait for me, I will go too!"

Jia Le drank the porridge, looked at Jing Jing who was leaving, quickly put down the bowl, and shouted: "Jing Jing, wait for me, I will go too!"

Jia Le caught up with the two, rubbed his hands and asked, "Jingjing, do you want to eat fish too, Master Yixiu won't mind?"

Jingjing couldn't help giving Jiale a blank look, this person is so annoying, yes, why did she forget that she is a disciple of Buddhism, but Yuyu is so cute, she hasn't eaten it for several years.

That's right, Jingjing hasn't touched meat for many years since worshiping Master Yixiu as her teacher.

Jingjing decided to ignore Jiale, changed the subject and asked Fang Zhengqing: "Brother Fang, you have practiced martial arts, I saw you are so fast just now!"

Fang Zhengqing: "I've practiced, I've practiced since I was a child!"

"What a coincidence, I have also practiced Baguazhang, brother Fang, what did you practice?" Jia Le interjected, walked to the middle and separated Jingjing and Fang Zhengqing.

Fang Zhengqing: "Xingyiquan, dragon shape!"

"There's time to discuss!" Jia Le looked at Jingjing walking to Fang Zhengqing's left with a lot of heartache.

He also saw that Jiale was interested in Jingjing, but Jingjing didn't seem to be interested in him, and Jiale's EQ didn't seem to be too high.

With that said, the three of them came to the pool, and Jia Le, who wanted to show off, said, "Jingjing, look, I'll catch a big fish for you!"

As he said that, Jiale jumped directly, and Jiale was lucky, he caught a fish directly, and then stuffed the fish into his crotch.

Fang Zhengqing: "..."

Jingjing: "..."

The two looked at each other, and both saw the disgust in their eyes, but Jiale in the water was still enthusiastically chasing after the other fish.

Fang Zhengqing would not eat the fish in Jiale's crotch, because his heart was too insensitive.

Fang Zhengqing picked up a wooden stick on the ground and stared at the water source near the shore. Because of Jiale, several fish swam to the shore.

Fang Zhengqing saw the right opportunity, held a long stick, and slammed into the water, and... missed, even scaring the fish away.

Fang Zhengqing: "..." I was obviously going for the fish, so how could I miss it?

Jingjing took the long stick from Fang Zhengqing's hand and said, "Brother Fang, you must see the underside of the fish, otherwise you won't be able to pierce the fish!"

As she said that, Jingjing also stabbed fiercely into the water with her long stick. Jingjing did touch the fish, but the wooden stick was not too sharp, and her speed was not very fast. The fish just lost a few scales.

Fang Zhengqing: "Let me try it!"

With Jingjing's demonstration, Fang Zhengqing easily caught two fish. At this moment, Jiale swam over with a fish from the center of the pool and said, "Jingjing, I caught a fish!"

Jingjing looked at the fish in Jiale's hand, thought of his action just now, shook her head and said, "No need, one is enough for me!"

Jia Le touched his head: "Okay then!" He threw away the fish in his hand, then reached into his crotch, took out a fish from it, and landed on the shore.

The three of them found firewood, started to light a fire, and prepared to grill the fish, but Jingjing and Fang Zhengqing tried their best to avoid letting their fish touch Jiale's.

Knorr's fish is the smallest, so it is grilled first.

Jiale: "Jingjing, eat mine first, I'll bake it for you!"

Jingjing looked at the fish that Jiale handed over, quickly shook her head, and said, "No, mine is almost ready!"

Jia Le looked at Fang Zhengqing: "Brother Fang, let me bake for you, you eat mine first!"

I have to say that Jia Le is very kind, but...Fang Zhengqing still refused, saying: "No, I like to eat raw!"

After speaking, Fang Zhengqing started to eat directly, biting down, looking at the bloodshot fish, Fang Zhengqing didn't feel the shock, because he knew that he might really want to drink blood in the future!
"Brother Fang?"

Hearing someone calling his name, Fang Zhengqing came back to his senses and asked, "Well, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, the look in your eyes just now was so scary!" Jingjing said, she glanced at Fang Zhengqing just now, and was frightened by Fang Zhengqing's eyes.

"Okay, hurry up and go back after eating!"

"Ok!"

Jia Le felt that he was superfluous, and the only thing that excited him was that Fang Zhengqing was not very interested in Jingjing.

When the three of them returned to their residence, the "battle" was over. Seeing the happy look of the four-eyed Taoist priest, Fang Zhengqing guessed that the four-eyed Taoist priest should have the upper hand!
Fang Zhengqing said hello and went back to rest, leaving Jiale to clean up.

When it was getting dark, Fang Zhengqing woke up, took out the last set of clothes from his luggage, changed into them, and walked out of the room.

Just when Jia Le came to call Fang Zhengqing for dinner, Jia Le, who was wearing the "best" clothes, was stunned. He found that the clothes on Fang Zhengqing were much better than his clothes, no, they were better than his master's clothes.

Fang Zhengqing looked at Jia Le standing at the door and asked, "Brother Jia Le, what's wrong?"

Jia Le came back to his senses and said, "Brother Fang, the master asked me to call you for dinner! By the way, you slept soundly at noon, so I didn't call you, don't be offended!"

"fine!"

Entering the hall, four eyes jumped off the beam, four eyes looked at Fang Zhengqing and said: "Your fox doesn't even feed it, it's almost starving to death!"

Fang Zhengqing: "Thank you, Daoist!"

"Well, let's eat!"

Facts have proved that without Master Yixiu, Taoist Master Simu still eats very well.

Just looking at the clear soup and fresh water, Fang Zhengqing couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Not every cultivator is as poor as his master, but in fact, he is worth at least a small box of small yellow croakers. Fang Zhengqing decided to leave a small yellow croaker for Simu's family before leaving. Anyway, I won’t need to become a zombie in the future, and leaving some money for Taoist priests can be regarded as a good relationship. I hope that if I meet Taoist priests in the future, all Taoist priests will die.

(End of this chapter)