Doomsday Crazy Meow

Chapter 51

"You are a dog, why do you suck catnip? Can you be a little bit dog-conscious!?"

Zuo Chen stared at the back of Zhao Ritian's round head, really wondering what was going on in this dog's mind.

"Brother Cat, this is not an ordinary catnip. Whoever sucks it will get the most out of it. I just discovered it by accident when I was looking for dog food one day." Zhao Ritian turned his head and said seriously.

After his father died of illness, he wandered around the ruins of Weicheng, and he was not overtaken by zombies because of his speed. Therefore, if he wanted to eat dog food, he could eat dog food left in various supermarkets and shopping malls.

Later, the dog food in the DC area was almost exhausted, so he ran to Nancheng District, and happened to see this pet hospital, so he came here to try his luck.

Unexpectedly, when he was far away, he smelled a smell that excited him. He didn't understand anything at the time, so he ran directly to the large piece of mutated catnip. Leaf, chewing randomly, felt like the happiest day in the dog's life at that time, and soon lost consciousness.

And when he woke up, he found that it was already late at night, and he was jumping up and down on the heads of a group of red-line zombies, having a great time dancing!

After regaining his senses, Zhao Ritian was frightened, and immediately jumped down and ran back to his kennel.

Since then, he has discovered the beauty of these mutated catnip, but the side effects of inhaling too much are too strong, and his consciousness is completely fragmented, and he doesn't even know how he died.

At first he was a little scared, but later on he missed his father so much that he couldn't help but came to inhale it again, trying to control the dosage this time, it was also very cool, but there was no fragmentation.

In the days that followed, Zhao Ritian came here to inhale every now and then, especially when he was feeling lonely and depressed, as long as he inhaled once, he would be very happy and become a happy silly dog.

And he also found that if he was injured, he could heal quickly after inhaling this catnip, and the pain was naturally not a problem.

After hearing Teddy's silly and joyful words, the orange cat's tail trembled slightly, feeling a little sad. This silly dog ​​is not as heartless as it appears on the surface. Life in the ruins of Weicheng was obviously not so easy.

Why does this sound so much like the process of a hard-working middle-aged office worker drinking a lot of wine on weekends to release stress?

"Brother Cat, don't worry, as long as the dosage is controlled, there will be no problem. Generally speaking, one piece the size of a paw is enough each time." Zhao Ritian vowed.

Zuo Chen nodded, jumped off his back, endured the pain in his buttocks and walked towards the piece of catnip.

"Drip... The dark energy ingredient was detected—Ghost Nepeta, and the grade of the ingredient—level ten." The voice of the gourmet system sounded from Zuo Chen's mind again, and he couldn't help being surprised.

He did know that the scientific name of catnip is Nepeta, but he did not expect that this mutated catnip turned out to be a level [-] dark energy ingredient!
From discovering the changes in the whole world to now, most of the dark energy ingredients he encountered were first-level or second-level, and all of them were below level five. This was the first time he encountered such a high-level dark energy ingredient.

No wonder even the mutant Teddy Zhao Ritian is interested in it.

However, all dark energy ingredients are toxic, and this ghost mint is definitely no exception, and the higher the level, the more toxic it is. It is estimated that the loss of self-control and direct fragmentation is the manifestation of toxicity.You can tell by the size, normal catnip is about the same size as coriander, and the ghost mint in front of you has grown into a tree.

A cat and a dog came to the ghost mint carefully, and they only needed to pick a leaf.

The orange cat stretched its tail to grab the leaves on it.

At this moment, a slight "crack" sounded, and a flower bud on the ghost mint suddenly exploded, and a cloud of pollen spread, enveloping a cat and a dog below.

A burst of cool fragrance instantly drilled into their nostrils and entered the body along with the breath.

The orange cat and Teddy looked at each other, their eyes have become blurred, ah, it smells so good, so comfortable...

Then they walked forward slowly, forgetting that they could only inhale one slice, and slowly crawled among the leaves of ghost mint with confused faces, and grabbed a large handful of ghost mint.

His head jerked back, and then he plunged into this large leaf!Rub it hard!While rubbing it, I sucked it hard with my nose, and grabbed a few handfuls and stuffed them into my mouth to chew the juice inside, and my mouth was full of green juice.

happy!so happy!Comfortable as hell!

"Wow, woof! Woo-woof! Woo--" the orange cat climbed to the top of the tree and kept yelling, and then howled at the moon wolf.

"Meow-meow-meow-meow-" Teddy yelled after him, urinating from the tree with a smirk.

"It is detected that the mood of the environment is—happy, ready to play the background music "ドラえもんのうた (Doraemon Song)"." The system sound of the air shock wave speaker sounded.

In the next second, the theme song of Doraemon, the robot cat, sounded in the treetops, echoing in the ruins under the moonlight:
"こんなこといいな (This kind of thing is really good)
できたらいいな (If you can do it, it will be fine)
あんなゆめこんなゆめ (such a dream such a dream)
いっぱいあるけど (I still have a lot)
......"

"こんなこといいな, できたらいいな, hello everyone, I am Dora Tachibana! This world depends on me to save, and I want to build a world with the best chef!" The orange cat stood on the top of a tree with blurred eyes Yelling at the moon, yelling and swinging, "Because I've got carrots!"

"Fathers, folks, food and clothing, parents, so-called storytelling and singing to persuade people. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world is vicissitudes. I am Zhao Ritian, a cross talk artist, and I wish you all New Year's greetings!" Teddy bowed his paws, facing the air with a face sincere.

"Today I will show you a vicious dog eating a cat!" The orange cat said, tearing open Teddy's big mouth, stuffing his own head in, and then pulling it out with a "bang", "How about it, stab it Not exciting?"

"Father! Wooooow, Dad, I miss you! Why did you die of hemorrhoids? Why do you eat compressed biscuits dipped in chili sauce every day! Why! I miss you——ooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" , why did you die from hemorrhoids? Why do you eat compressed biscuits dipped in chili sauce every day! Why? Seeing something, holding a branch and crying bitterly...

"Li Zhe! Gangzi! Zhang Ya! Wang Chaolong! Teacher Gao! And so and so! Where are you!" the orange cat yelled, with tears flowing from its star-like eyes across its round face , scratched the slender beard, and fell to the ground.

"Meow waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

"Woo -woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoo

Ghosts were crying and howling on the treetops of the ghost mint, and the sound of the shock wave speaker system sounded again: "The ambient mood is detected as—sadness, and the background music "I miss you is like masturbation alone" is ready to play."

The sad melody of the fingerstyle guitar floated in the air, a cat and a dog hugged the branches and wept bitterly, talking nonsense, and slapped themselves from time to time, and pulled a handful of ghost mint leaves and stuffed them on their faces and rubbed them vigorously .

It's just that they didn't feel it themselves, their hair was growing crazily at this time, and it had grown to half a meter long in a short while, looking like two big mops.

"I still want..."

"One more bite..."

One cat and one dog kept having hallucinations, laughing and crying for a while, and they were completely broken...

If Zhao Ritian is still awake now, he will be so frightened that he will lose control of his bowels and bladders, because for Ghost Mint, crying and laughing and jumping around are just the beginning of fragmentation...

At this moment, the deep roar of Weizhi Abyss suddenly came from the center of the ruins of Weicheng, with a strong meaning of calling!
All the zombies in the ruins of Weicheng raised their heads and looked towards the central area!

　I don’t know if you have seen the scene where the cat sucks catnip. The description in the article is not exaggerated at all. If the cat can talk, it will be more lively than this.In addition, the background music mentioned in the article is all real music, and it is very suitable for the occasion. If you like it, you can find it and listen to it. Listen quietly alone on a warm afternoon or late at night.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)