Doomsday Crazy Meow
Chapter 335 If you want to be a fire thief, ask Mr. Cat to teach me
Chapter 335 If you want to be a fire thief, ask Mr. Cat to teach me
Zuo Chen couldn't help but frown, under what circumstances, why would he commit suicide?
Is it because I haven't eaten well these days and feel that I have been abused?
He immediately asked Yu Wan: "How is the 'weight loss operation' going? Have you been feeding well these few days? Did you abuse him?"
Yu Wan was in a hurry, and quickly explained: "Absolutely not. No matter how difficult it is, I will take care of what you told me, boss! Every day, I make cakes for him in different ways, and they also mix pecan flour in them. The workers I don’t know how many times I vomited, I’m so skinny, that Mr. Ah Om eats so deliciously, there’s nothing left over!”
"Good meow, good meow, don't talk about it!" Zuo Chen interrupted quickly, and he was about to vomit.
I still have to see for myself what's going on.
At that moment, after telling Qi Donghai, Zuo Chen walked out of the laboratory, and immediately the subordinates of Rainbow Cat Company came to greet him, got in the car and drove towards the Shenlin base where Ah Om was detained.
On the car body, there is a rainbow bridge painted, and on the rainbow bridge, there is a plump rainbow cat with a smile on its face, jumping and jumping, which is the logo of Rainbow Cat Company.
Wherever this car passed, there were green lights all the way, and all kinds of checkpoints and sentry posts were unimpeded.
Because everyone knows that this car belongs to the Rainbow Cat company, and it is said that it is a special car for the big boss.
After a series of previous incidents, the status and momentum of Rainbow Cat Company in Jicheng Fortress has reached an astonishing height.
Not only the people in the outer zone, but even the middle zone and the inner zone, there are also a large number of people who are in awe of and grateful for the rainbow cat god.
Just because of the detoxification method of the green potato, I don't know how many people's lives have been saved!
Moreover, according to rumors, the big boss of Rainbow Cat Company is really a cat!
Some people say that he was originally a person, but because he was tired of being a human, he became a cat to warm the world.
Others said that the big boss of Rainbow Cat Company is the incarnation of the cat god, walking in the world and taking action to save the suffering in the world.
Wait, wait, and so on.
Although many people only regard these rumors as a joke, it does not prevent them from admiring Rainbow Cat Company.
After all, the big boss has saved the fortress many times, not to mention he is a cat, even if he is a dog, he will be respected by everyone.
When seeing this flashy vehicle that looks like a kindergarten school bus passing by, many people saluted from afar to show their inner respect.
Regarding this point, Zuo Chen was still very happy.
Although I can't turn into a human yet, I can now walk openly in many places in the fortress, and I don't have to pretend to be a human anymore, which is much more comfortable.
Just thinking about it, the vehicle has arrived at the entrance of the former Shenlin base and now the headquarters of Rainbow Cat.
Walking into the elevator, followed the guards through layers of guard posts, and came to the room where Ah Ming was being held. Zuo Chen took the gas mask and put it on, then took a deep breath and walked in.
Although the ventilation facilities in this cell are excellent and there is no smell at all, he still feels more comfortable wearing a gas mask.
After all, the living habits of the two races are quite different!
The metal door opened, Zuo Chen walked in, and immediately saw the big fly in handcuffs and shackles leaning on the bed and shaking constantly, touching the lower edge of his compound eyes with his feet from time to time.
There is a large stack of various books on the bed, most of which have been opened, and they have obviously been read many times.
There is even a notebook filled with various contents in Fly script, which seems to be reading notes.
Looking at the appearance of this big fly, it seems that he is really agitated, but it doesn't look like he is going to commit suicide...
"Meow cough cough... Ah, how is it? Are you satisfied with the food and accommodation during this time?" Zuo Chen asked.
Ah Om suddenly raised his head, saw Zuo Chen as if he was seeing a relative, and suddenly began to howl loudly: "Mr. Cat -- woo woo... So... So I have been brutally exploited by capitalists all the time..."
"I'm so stupid, really, I just thought that this is the ethnic order of the Fly Race, but I never thought that after the great development of productivity, all this should have changed long ago. It should have been a world of equality between the Fly Race. There shouldn't be any class..."
"It's all evil capital! Let flies and flies fall into the trap of consumerism, unable to extricate themselves, never thought that all this is false, my spaceship cannot represent myself, my residence cannot represent Myself, only free, is my true self!"
"Now, I finally understand where the root of all this is. Our society, our company, itself is built on distorted values! Since then, there has been no salesman buzzing, wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Om Om Om Hiss, only the revolutionary Om Guevara!"
As he said that, Ah Om suddenly raised his head and chest, cheered up, and said loudly: "I will bring a bright future to the Fly Race, to the Shenyi Company, and even to the Sky Company! One day, Chiqi will... "
"Meow, cough, cough..." Zuo Chen suddenly coughed violently, interrupting the impassioned Ah Om, "Well, Ah Om, it's almost there, it's almost there, I understand meow, needless to say in such detail..."
Speaking of which, the orange cat looked up at the sky, and then looked around, confirming that nothing happened to suddenly erase the world, and then smiled at Ah Om: "I am very relieved that you can understand these things, I just hope You can always remember what you have learned these days, never forget your original intention, and truly bring the seeds of freedom to the Fly Race and liberate those oppressed compatriots."
Zuo Chen said these words frankly and sincerely, his eyes were full of expectations for a single spark to start a prairie fire.
In any case, the social system of the Fly Race is definitely a cruel system full of bloody oppression, and those Fly Race at the bottom suffer from the cruelest exploitation throughout their lives.
Whether it's a human or a cat, Zuo Chen's body is full of red blood. He naturally hopes to establish a society of equality and harmony, no matter which species it is.
And when Ah Om said those words, Zuo Chen's mental strength had already sensed that the other party was not lying. These were all the true feelings in the heart of this big fly. Emotions are analyzed to ensure that the other party has truly awakened free will.
After all, the flame of revolution and equality is like the heavenly fire stolen by Prometheus. Once it takes root in the hearts of creatures with free will, it will never be extinguished...
Ah Om took a deep breath, then dragged the chain and bowed to Zuo Chen, solemnly said: "A Om would like to follow the teachings of Mr. Cat!"
Zuo Chen quickly waved his paws, and said, "Good meow, good meow, we will all be comrades in the future, don't be so polite."
He doesn't know how many times he has been bowed these days, and he can catch up with holding several memorial services for himself...
A few guards behind him immediately stepped forward and helped Ah Om untie the alloy chain, leaving only two metal rings on his legs.
Zuo Chen smiled slightly: "Brother Ah Om, these two metal rings have to be kept, I hope you can understand meow, it's just a show, after all, I have to give everyone an explanation."
There is a Guoguo doll inside each metal ring. Once detonated, it can basically blow up the big flies in front of you into pieces of meat.
Ah Om nodded gratefully to express his understanding.
After all, he appeared as an invader before. These days, the other party not only didn't hurt him, but provided him with delicious food and drink, and made him understand the value of freedom. Wearing two metal rings means nothing at all.
Then he bowed to Zuo Chen again and said, "Ah Om is dull, his understanding of revolution is too shallow, and he doesn't know how to start. Please teach me, Mr. Cat."
Zuo Chen smiled slightly, showing a cunning and cunning look, and said: "Revolution is not a dinner party, it has to be done bit by bit, step by step, although the goal is grand, but the action must be down-to-earth... What I will give you these days How about those pastries? If they are sold by Shenyi Company, will they be popular?"
Ah Om was taken aback, wondering why the cat suddenly asked about pastry, nodded and said, "It's delicious, I've never eaten such a high-end and delicious food, if it's sold in Shenyi Company, it will definitely be snapped up Empty, become the top food."
"Let me ask you another question, what will happen if all the male managers of Shenyi Company become female?" Orange Cat asked again.
"If this kind of thing happens, Shenyi Company will definitely fall into complete chaos. The current Shenyi Company is still a patriarchal society, and the way of thinking between the two sexes is completely different, which may even cause riots among the employees at the bottom. .” Ah Om replied again.
"That's right meow..." Zuo Chen nodded in satisfaction, and then slowly said: "Our preliminary plan is to poison the cakes, so that all the senior management of Shenyi Company, including your boss, manager, and president, will become Beautiful female, what kind of scene do you think that would be?"
Ah Om was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes blurred, as if thinking of that scene, he murmured, "That's...the kingdom of heaven!"
(End of this chapter)
Zuo Chen couldn't help but frown, under what circumstances, why would he commit suicide?
Is it because I haven't eaten well these days and feel that I have been abused?
He immediately asked Yu Wan: "How is the 'weight loss operation' going? Have you been feeding well these few days? Did you abuse him?"
Yu Wan was in a hurry, and quickly explained: "Absolutely not. No matter how difficult it is, I will take care of what you told me, boss! Every day, I make cakes for him in different ways, and they also mix pecan flour in them. The workers I don’t know how many times I vomited, I’m so skinny, that Mr. Ah Om eats so deliciously, there’s nothing left over!”
"Good meow, good meow, don't talk about it!" Zuo Chen interrupted quickly, and he was about to vomit.
I still have to see for myself what's going on.
At that moment, after telling Qi Donghai, Zuo Chen walked out of the laboratory, and immediately the subordinates of Rainbow Cat Company came to greet him, got in the car and drove towards the Shenlin base where Ah Om was detained.
On the car body, there is a rainbow bridge painted, and on the rainbow bridge, there is a plump rainbow cat with a smile on its face, jumping and jumping, which is the logo of Rainbow Cat Company.
Wherever this car passed, there were green lights all the way, and all kinds of checkpoints and sentry posts were unimpeded.
Because everyone knows that this car belongs to the Rainbow Cat company, and it is said that it is a special car for the big boss.
After a series of previous incidents, the status and momentum of Rainbow Cat Company in Jicheng Fortress has reached an astonishing height.
Not only the people in the outer zone, but even the middle zone and the inner zone, there are also a large number of people who are in awe of and grateful for the rainbow cat god.
Just because of the detoxification method of the green potato, I don't know how many people's lives have been saved!
Moreover, according to rumors, the big boss of Rainbow Cat Company is really a cat!
Some people say that he was originally a person, but because he was tired of being a human, he became a cat to warm the world.
Others said that the big boss of Rainbow Cat Company is the incarnation of the cat god, walking in the world and taking action to save the suffering in the world.
Wait, wait, and so on.
Although many people only regard these rumors as a joke, it does not prevent them from admiring Rainbow Cat Company.
After all, the big boss has saved the fortress many times, not to mention he is a cat, even if he is a dog, he will be respected by everyone.
When seeing this flashy vehicle that looks like a kindergarten school bus passing by, many people saluted from afar to show their inner respect.
Regarding this point, Zuo Chen was still very happy.
Although I can't turn into a human yet, I can now walk openly in many places in the fortress, and I don't have to pretend to be a human anymore, which is much more comfortable.
Just thinking about it, the vehicle has arrived at the entrance of the former Shenlin base and now the headquarters of Rainbow Cat.
Walking into the elevator, followed the guards through layers of guard posts, and came to the room where Ah Ming was being held. Zuo Chen took the gas mask and put it on, then took a deep breath and walked in.
Although the ventilation facilities in this cell are excellent and there is no smell at all, he still feels more comfortable wearing a gas mask.
After all, the living habits of the two races are quite different!
The metal door opened, Zuo Chen walked in, and immediately saw the big fly in handcuffs and shackles leaning on the bed and shaking constantly, touching the lower edge of his compound eyes with his feet from time to time.
There is a large stack of various books on the bed, most of which have been opened, and they have obviously been read many times.
There is even a notebook filled with various contents in Fly script, which seems to be reading notes.
Looking at the appearance of this big fly, it seems that he is really agitated, but it doesn't look like he is going to commit suicide...
"Meow cough cough... Ah, how is it? Are you satisfied with the food and accommodation during this time?" Zuo Chen asked.
Ah Om suddenly raised his head, saw Zuo Chen as if he was seeing a relative, and suddenly began to howl loudly: "Mr. Cat -- woo woo... So... So I have been brutally exploited by capitalists all the time..."
"I'm so stupid, really, I just thought that this is the ethnic order of the Fly Race, but I never thought that after the great development of productivity, all this should have changed long ago. It should have been a world of equality between the Fly Race. There shouldn't be any class..."
"It's all evil capital! Let flies and flies fall into the trap of consumerism, unable to extricate themselves, never thought that all this is false, my spaceship cannot represent myself, my residence cannot represent Myself, only free, is my true self!"
"Now, I finally understand where the root of all this is. Our society, our company, itself is built on distorted values! Since then, there has been no salesman buzzing, wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Om Om Om Hiss, only the revolutionary Om Guevara!"
As he said that, Ah Om suddenly raised his head and chest, cheered up, and said loudly: "I will bring a bright future to the Fly Race, to the Shenyi Company, and even to the Sky Company! One day, Chiqi will... "
"Meow, cough, cough..." Zuo Chen suddenly coughed violently, interrupting the impassioned Ah Om, "Well, Ah Om, it's almost there, it's almost there, I understand meow, needless to say in such detail..."
Speaking of which, the orange cat looked up at the sky, and then looked around, confirming that nothing happened to suddenly erase the world, and then smiled at Ah Om: "I am very relieved that you can understand these things, I just hope You can always remember what you have learned these days, never forget your original intention, and truly bring the seeds of freedom to the Fly Race and liberate those oppressed compatriots."
Zuo Chen said these words frankly and sincerely, his eyes were full of expectations for a single spark to start a prairie fire.
In any case, the social system of the Fly Race is definitely a cruel system full of bloody oppression, and those Fly Race at the bottom suffer from the cruelest exploitation throughout their lives.
Whether it's a human or a cat, Zuo Chen's body is full of red blood. He naturally hopes to establish a society of equality and harmony, no matter which species it is.
And when Ah Om said those words, Zuo Chen's mental strength had already sensed that the other party was not lying. These were all the true feelings in the heart of this big fly. Emotions are analyzed to ensure that the other party has truly awakened free will.
After all, the flame of revolution and equality is like the heavenly fire stolen by Prometheus. Once it takes root in the hearts of creatures with free will, it will never be extinguished...
Ah Om took a deep breath, then dragged the chain and bowed to Zuo Chen, solemnly said: "A Om would like to follow the teachings of Mr. Cat!"
Zuo Chen quickly waved his paws, and said, "Good meow, good meow, we will all be comrades in the future, don't be so polite."
He doesn't know how many times he has been bowed these days, and he can catch up with holding several memorial services for himself...
A few guards behind him immediately stepped forward and helped Ah Om untie the alloy chain, leaving only two metal rings on his legs.
Zuo Chen smiled slightly: "Brother Ah Om, these two metal rings have to be kept, I hope you can understand meow, it's just a show, after all, I have to give everyone an explanation."
There is a Guoguo doll inside each metal ring. Once detonated, it can basically blow up the big flies in front of you into pieces of meat.
Ah Om nodded gratefully to express his understanding.
After all, he appeared as an invader before. These days, the other party not only didn't hurt him, but provided him with delicious food and drink, and made him understand the value of freedom. Wearing two metal rings means nothing at all.
Then he bowed to Zuo Chen again and said, "Ah Om is dull, his understanding of revolution is too shallow, and he doesn't know how to start. Please teach me, Mr. Cat."
Zuo Chen smiled slightly, showing a cunning and cunning look, and said: "Revolution is not a dinner party, it has to be done bit by bit, step by step, although the goal is grand, but the action must be down-to-earth... What I will give you these days How about those pastries? If they are sold by Shenyi Company, will they be popular?"
Ah Om was taken aback, wondering why the cat suddenly asked about pastry, nodded and said, "It's delicious, I've never eaten such a high-end and delicious food, if it's sold in Shenyi Company, it will definitely be snapped up Empty, become the top food."
"Let me ask you another question, what will happen if all the male managers of Shenyi Company become female?" Orange Cat asked again.
"If this kind of thing happens, Shenyi Company will definitely fall into complete chaos. The current Shenyi Company is still a patriarchal society, and the way of thinking between the two sexes is completely different, which may even cause riots among the employees at the bottom. .” Ah Om replied again.
"That's right meow..." Zuo Chen nodded in satisfaction, and then slowly said: "Our preliminary plan is to poison the cakes, so that all the senior management of Shenyi Company, including your boss, manager, and president, will become Beautiful female, what kind of scene do you think that would be?"
Ah Om was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes blurred, as if thinking of that scene, he murmured, "That's...the kingdom of heaven!"
(End of this chapter)
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