Doomsday Crazy Meow

Chapter 239 Red Cat Blue Rabbit Purple Rat Green Dog Minions

Chapter 239 Red Cat Blue Rabbit Purple Rat Green Dog Minions

"I... hiccup... want to sing!" With a smirk on his face, Leng Xiang staggered towards the stage, passed through a group of swaying humans and aliens, came to the front of the stage, and began to climb up.

Wang Hao, who was not far away, heard Leng Xiang's words. He was stunned and stunned. He also staggered over, hugged Leng Xiang's leg and pulled it down, and said while pulling, "No...no, Uncle Xiang... ...you...you can't sing...kill...kill..."

At the same time, he turned his head and shouted to his comrades in arms: "Uncle Xiang is going to sing... someone died... hurry... hurry up and hiccup..."

The music at the scene was deafening, and only a dozen or so people closest to him heard Wang Hao's shout, and all of them ran over in a daze with a trace of fear, threw themselves on Leng Xiang, and pulled him down forcefully.

"Chief... Chief, you can't..."

"You absolutely...absolutely can't...I heard you sing last time...Second Company Commander is... still wet the bed..."

"Are you... are you still a soldier of the people..."

"The old commander last time...why did you lock yourself up...you forgot?"

A group of people hurriedly shouted and tried their best to drag Leng Xiang down.

Unexpectedly, Leng Xiang was like a loach, his body kept twisting, and while twisting, he said: "I want to sing, I want to sing, I want to sing..." twisting and twisting, he broke free from the hands of a group of people , climbed onto the stage.

Zuo Chen staggered forward to stop a few soldiers, and laughed with his tongue out: "If he sings meow, isn't it just... singing a song meow, happy meow is the most important thing!"

"It's not... hiccup... Wang... brother Wang, you don't know... easy... easy rough things..." Wang Hao said drunkenly, trying to climb onto the stage to drag Leng Xiang off, but was caught by Ju The cat stopped him, so he stomped his feet and squatted down.

At the same time, the remaining dozen or so fighters also squatted down, digging at the ground with both hands.

Zuo Chen was wondering when he saw that this group of people made two mud balls and stuffed them into his ears.

Leng Xiang staggered to the front of the microphone, hiccupped his wine and said with a smirk on his face: "Friends, comrades... My name is Leng Xiang, and the man I admire most is... Li... Yunlong! Next, I will bring you a song Junjunjun... Junhun! My mother's Italian... music!"

With a wave of Zuo Chen's paw, a passionate symphony came out of the air shock wave speaker, which was the theme song of "Bright Sword" and the prelude to "Soul of the Army"!

He also had a look of anticipation on his face. He also watched this TV series when he was in school. He was deeply impressed by this song and loved it very much.

At the moment when the prelude sounded, Leng Xiang suddenly stood at attention, stood up straight with a solemn expression, and then began to sing loudly:
"If the fatherland is violated
A hot-blooded man should be self-reliant,
Drank up this bowl of hometown wine,

The strong man is gone and never returns..."

The lyrics of this song are extremely strong and intense, and the tune is equally soul-stirring, but when sung by Leng Xiang, it is completely different.

Because he has only one tune from beginning to end!

It can no longer be described as singing out of tune, but in tune to the end, and the voice is crying and howling, and the energy in the whole body is constantly stimulated, and a powerful spiritual force field is involuntarily formed to cover the audience. The magic sound can't describe the horror of this voice !
The mutated creatures who were addicted to disco all stopped in stupefaction. Looking at the man on the stage, a trace of fear flashed in the hearts of many aliens.

This human is terrible!
After about ten seconds, several ordinary zombies not far away suddenly let out painful howls, and then ran up and slammed into the wall of the ruins, sending their brains flying everywhere.

Zombie, committed suicide! ! !
Zuo Chen surrounded his head with his big tail, blocked his ears, rushed to the stage quickly, turned off the circuit of the microphone, and then played a dance song again, and the explosive music resounded through the audience.

The joyous atmosphere that had just been interrupted continued again, and the mutated creatures present started dancing wildly again.

Leng Xiang was completely drunk at this time, and he didn't realize that the microphone had been turned off at all. He stood alone on the stage and sang intoxicated.

This guy turned out to be a Maiba!
At the same time, Zuo Chen took out the quantum energy field destruction gun, put a pecan in the energy tank, stood on the stage and began to shoot wildly at the carnival crowd.

Every time a shot is fired, the target's body changes color immediately, and it emits eye-catching fluorescence in the dark night!

Red cats, blue rabbits, purple mice, green dogs, little yellow men, and so on, etc. After a while, most of the participants present had turned into eye-catching fluorescent colors, and the whole party once again set off a climax!
The orange cat fired wildly and shouted: "Meow ha ha ha ha... I spent 100 million, and I'm waiting for tonight. It's so cool to be rich!"

The party soon entered the second half of the night, and all the people present were evolutionary creatures. After the carnival in the middle of the night and the continuous stimulation of pleasure, they became more energetic.

Moreover, the frenzied music, close contact, and the catalytic effect of alcohol made both humans and aliens a lot more familiar with each other.

At the beginning, they were a little wary, but in the middle of the night, they had already started calling each other brothers and talking about everything.

"Brother Qiang, brother! I call you brother today because I respect you!" Wang Hao put his arms around Du Qiang, holding a freshly poured bowl of wine in his hand, and said shakingly: "Brother Qiang, don't you?" You know, at the beginning, the guinea pig I raised when I was a child looked exactly like you, then... woo woo, and then it died of old age, I miss him... woo woo woo..."

Wang Hao cried with snot and tears, rubbing the rat poison all over his body.

Shu Duqiang's eyes were red, and he grabbed Wang Hao's hand and said, "Brother, I have deep feelings! Cheers!"

"Go! Brother Qiang, I respect you!" Wang Hao picked up the bowl in his hand, raised his neck and drank it dry.

Shu Duqiang also picked up the metal basin in his paws, raised his head and drank it with a "Zi'er", and then one person and one mouse hugged their heads and cried.

On the other side, Leng Xiang and several human warriors rolled up their sleeves, stepped on the table, and punched several mutated zombies.

"Erlang bears the mountain, three stars shine brightly, four joys come to the door, and the fifth leader, drink! You, you, you two, drink!"

The mutated zombie and a human warrior exchanged glances, picked up the wine bowl at the same time, and started drinking.

After two pots of wine, the human warrior and the zombie rolled their eyes at the same time, their bodies softened, and they fell asleep.

"Come, come, don't care about them, let's continue... Five leaders, 666, drink!"

In other corners of the venue, groups of aliens and humans were also shoulder to shoulder, looking familiar. No matter whether they could understand each other's words or not, the word "cheers" was absolutely clear.

Many drunken aliens began to crazily amplify their moves towards the sky, and colorful rays of light shot up into the sky, carrying terrifying energy coercion, which looked really good-looking.

The Blood-Red Queen had a pink face, smiled and waved her six arms, shooting out energy shards and exploding in mid-air, like a celestial maiden scattering flowers, which is really beautiful.

"I'll spray fire for everyone!" Wang Hao yelled, opening his mouth and spraying out a pillar of fire tens of meters long, which drew applause.

Immediately afterwards, rays of light shot up into the sky, bringing a rare and splendid scene.

Whether it is human or alien, these intelligent creatures present have never been so happy after the end of the world.

During this night, they forgot about hatred, pain, and killing, and all that remained was relaxation and happiness.

The power of the ghost mint wine gradually emerged. After the excitement and frenzy at the beginning, the powerful evolutionary creatures fell to the ground one by one, with excited smiles on their faces, and began to lose consciousness.

At this time, it is also possible to see the amount of alcohol, Wang Hao has fallen into a coma hugged with Shu Duqiang, but Ah Yao is still holding an iron basin from time to time, pouring some wine and gulping it down. Unexpected look.

Most of the human fighters have already drunk to the ground, only a few people are still struggling to support.And those human zombies have basically all fallen down, obviously not as good as the mutant beast's drinking capacity.

The Blood Red Queen grabbed the orange cat and stuffed it directly under her head, like a big pillow, on the orange cat's soft belly, and fell asleep with a smile on her face.

Seeing that the other party was asleep, Zuo Chen carefully took out a Guoguo pillow from the storage space, placed it under the blood-red queen's head, and sneaked out of the other party's clutches.

Having learned the lesson of getting too drunk a few times ago, Zuo Chen has been using small wine glasses tonight, and he has already developed a certain resistance to ghost mint, so he is not so drunk on the contrary, he is still quite sober .

He walked to the edge of the stage, sat down, took another pillow and leaned against his back, looking at the messy scene and the dishes that had been eaten, showing a proud expression.

A figure staggered to his side, sat down next to him, looked at the drunken aliens and human beings, and said with a smile: "Mr. Big Orange King, thank you..."

Although this person smelled of alcohol, his consciousness was very clear. It was Leng Xiang who sang ten songs alone and then punched all the beasts down!

"Call me Zuo Chen." Zuo Chen licked his paw, and at the same time asked curiously: "Colonel Leng Xiang is so good at drinking? I think you drank a lot."

This ghost mint wine is different from other things. Even a person with a good drinker will basically fall here for the first time.

"So the Big Orange King is called Zuo Chen!" Leng Xiang's eyes lit up, feeling as if he had discovered something top-secret, and said with a smile, "If Zuo Chen doesn't mind, just call me Xiangzi or Uncle Xiang, I should... How old are you..."

Then I glanced at the orange cat. Although I felt that I should be older than a cat no matter what, I was a little uncertain at this time...

"Good meow, Uncle Xiang!" The orange cat chuckled, as if it accepted the title.

Leng Xiang was overjoyed, and then said: "I have one advantage, that is, I can get drunk quickly and wake up quickly. In the army, I used to have a nickname called 'hangover enzyme into essence', oh, the so-called hangover enzyme that is……"

But before he finished speaking, the orange cat suddenly waved its paws and said with a smile: "Uncle Xiang, you don't need to explain. Although I am a liberal arts student and haven't studied biology much, I still know what hangover enzyme is."

"Hahaha, so you are a liberal arts... what!?"

(End of this chapter)

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