Doomsday Crazy Meow
Chapter 11: Learn to send ordinary hair well (recommendation ticket requested)
Chapter 11: Learn to send ordinary hair well (recommendation ticket requested)
Feeling the softness and warmth from the cat's belly above their heads, as well as the strength of the cat's claws, the two sons had mixed feelings.
The love for cats and the fear of the Beastmaster hit his nerves at the same time, making all the hairs on his back stand on end, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
"My lord, where are we going?" Er Zi asked cautiously.
"Xinfasu Store (Xinhua Bookstore)." Zuo Chen raised his paw, signaling to go out.
The second son was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized that the king wants to grasp the situation of human civilization through reading books!As expected of a Beastmaster standing at the top of the food chain, he can actually understand human writing!
Taking Boss Qian's pistol and a hunting crossbow, the second son carefully walked out of the room with Zuo Chen, poking his head at the door to observe the movement on the street.
At this time, Zuo Chen braided Erzi's hair into two braids, one claw and one claw, as a rein to control his direction.
"Left." Zuo Chen tugged at the braid on the left.
There were three zombies in that direction, blocking the intersection. The second son hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth and walked over.
No matter what, he must show his own value, so as not to be killed by the Beastmaster, and...he also wants to eat delicious meals again.
It's just that the difficult scene as imagined did not happen. After the three zombies smelled the smell of the second son, they just turned around and wanted to pounce on them, when they saw a yellow shadow flashing and nailing the temples of the three zombies in succession. head shot!
The slender shadow retracted afterward, but Er Zi had already seen clearly that it was the tail of Lord Beastmaster!It was at least four or five meters long just now!
As expected of a powerful Lord Beastmaster, he can easily kill three zombies!
At this time, his confidence increased greatly, and he immediately followed Zuo Chen's command and walked along the edge of the road to the place where Xinhua Bookstore was located.
Zuo Chen also slowly discovered that this second son has been surviving for so long in the apocalypse, and he is often the cannon fodder in the lead. He is very good at how to avoid zombies. There will be a sudden stiff body, with six left hands and seven right hands, walking like a zombie, and fooling the zombie's eyes.
This kid is interesting.
Along the way, both of them picked up the fewest zombies, walked on the most remote path, and with the help of Zuo Chen, after killing more than 20 zombies, the big red signboard of Xinhua Bookstore appeared in front of their eyes.
This Xinhua Bookstore is located on a not very prosperous street corner, and there are much fewer zombies in this area.
When they entered the bookstore, they found that there were only a few zombies in Nuo Da's bookstore, and all of them were former bookstore employees, which was completely different from the situation in the shopping center where people were fighting against each other.
If you think about it, there is nothing in the bookstore except books, neither food nor drink, and no medicines or weapons. I only heard of people robbing food and necessities when the end comes, but I never heard of people coming to the bookstore to rob book.
Because of this, Xinhua Bookstore has become a safe place. Even those refugees who are struggling to survive in the last days will not come here. If they come, they will starve to death and have no supplies at all.
Most of the employees who turned into zombies in the bookstore were hovering in front of the bookshelves at this time, and they seemed to be still acting according to their memories.
Zuo Chen didn't make a move this time, and asked the second son to use crossbow arrows to clean up the remaining zombies, and started to wander around the bookstore.
"Hungry building (second floor), Zao Xiaoshaomanfa (looking for novels and comics)." Zuo Chen shook the reins and ordered.
Novel manga! ?Originally, I thought that Master Beastmaster wanted to read humanities and social science books, but I didn't expect that he wanted to read novels and comics... The second son thought.Sure enough, even if the cat evolves into a beast king, its behavior is unconstrained...
As a competent mount, Er Zi quickly brought Zuo Chen to the novel and comic area on the second floor.
Then, under Zuo Chen's order, he moved all kinds of literary works related to the end of the world in front of Zuo Chen.
Sitting on a pile of literary classics representing the treasures of human civilization, Zuo Chen began to browse through a pile of end-time literary works brought by his second son.
"Resident Evil", "Snowpiercer", "I Am a Hero", "World War Zombies", "Resident Evil Dynasty"... There are hundreds of related works.
Zuo Chen thought maliciously while turning the pages, if the wolf comes, it will come true if you say too much. It is estimated that when the doomsday comes, those authors will also look confused, and they may die worse than ordinary people.
The reason why he came here was mainly to see how the protagonists got along in the apocalypse, and to see if they could give him some reference.
But after he finished flipping through, he immediately realized that farts were useless.
Especially the so-called "Biochemical Dynasty", which ended in a battle between gods and immortals, which is completely nonsense.
What should I do? The protagonist here is at least a human being. He is just a cute cat. What should I do?
Even if you want to build a base, dominate, pick up girls, and build a harem, there is no way. Do you want to subdue a group of cats and build a cat kingdom... Hey, it seems to be good... Bah, bah, bah, is it plausible...
Shaking his head and putting aside the messy thoughts in his head, Zuo Chen found that he still had only one goal, or...to become a human...
At least you have to be able to communicate with people normally...
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L..." came a slightly idiotic voice from the side, and turned his head to look, Er Zi was holding a cat picture book and was fascinated by it.
This kid really likes cats... Zuo Chen rolled his eyes and ordered the second son to find a book.
Soon, a brand new [-]-mo book was placed in front of Zuo Chen, with a few large characters on the cover: "Teaching Materials for Putonghua Level Examination".
"Meow... learn normal hair well, and you won't have pia all over the world..." With the stunned expression of the second son, the orange cat quickly opened the textbook and began to practice according to the above pronunciation standards.
"Ordinary hair...fa...fa..." The orange cat's cute voice echoed on the second floor of the empty Xinhua Bookstore.
Hearing the voice, the second son flipped through the cat album in his hand for a while, and looked up at Zuo Chen who was practicing speaking, with an idiotic smile on his face, is this still the end of the world?He almost thought he was in heaven!
Half a day passed quickly, and the sky darkened. Under Zuo Chen's order, the second son piled up some books as firewood, and lit a fire.
Then Zuo Chen jumped down from the window on the second floor and disappeared into the night.
In the anxiety of the second son, the Beastmaster soon returned again. This time, as if by magic, canned food, fruits and vegetables and other ingredients flashed out of the void, and even a soup pot!
Seeing this shocking scene, the second son didn't react too much. He is numb now. After all, he is a master of beasts, everything is possible, and the supernatural powers such as fetching things from the air are also normal.What, unscientific?Cats can talk, science is not scientific! ?
Then, under his adoring eyes, Zuo Chen threw some canned meat and ham into the soup pot, added water, threw in two breads, and started to simmer.
The aroma of sauced meat began to waft in the air.
Although I had already eaten the supremely delicious Laoganma ham and egg fried rice today, the second son still started to swallow his saliva non-stop.
Soon, the contents of the pot were already cooked, and the soup turned golden red, with a layer of attractive oil floating on it.
Chunks of beef and ham, as well as fresh vegetables that have not been eaten for a long time are tossed inside. The red ones are tomato chunks, the green ones are small rapeseed, and white mushrooms.
The sauce has already dyed the noodles red, and the chili oil in the seasoning bag stimulates people's taste buds and nasal cavity.
The second son had already swallowed a lot of saliva, but he didn't dare to move.
This is food, the most precious thing in this desolate end of the world. The Beastmaster hasn't spoken yet, how dare he make a move.
Zuo Chen didn't speak, took a big bowl and filled a bowl full of meat and vegetable noodles for himself, scrubbed his claws clean, directly replaced the fork with long bone claws, and began to eat with a sigh of relief. Make a "meow meow" sound.
Seeing the orange cat in front of him eat so deliciously, and smelling the maddening aroma, Er Zi only felt that he was even hungrier, and his stomach was growling unsatisfactorily.
It's just that he himself didn't dare to expect to eat this delicious food again, after all, he was just a dispensable mount, and he was so grateful for the bowl of Laoganma's ham and egg fried rice during the day.He only hoped that after the Beast King finished eating, he could leave him a little soup for him to taste.
After eating a large bowl of meat and vegetable noodles, Zuo Chen took another sip of the noodle soup, looked up at the second son who was swallowing his saliva, and realized that the other party was almost enough to be tempted, so he nodded to the second son and said, "Next time." The pleasure of eating food easily is not as high as that of food that is hard to come by.
The second son couldn't believe his ears, and looked at Zuo Chen in shock.
Lord Beastmaster actually let him eat it! ?
It wasn't until Zuo Chen nodded again that the second son took a bowl with tears in his eyes, filled a bowl full for himself, stared at the golden noodle soup, and drank a sip of the thick and fresh soup with tears in his eyes.
It's so delicious! ! !This is his cry from the heart.
"Drip - the host is detected to be cooking food, and the pleasure level of the eater is being detected... the pleasure level has reached level [-], and if it exceeds level [-], it meets the reward distribution conditions, records the molecular composition of the food, and randomly distributes level [-] rewards."
The mechanical sound of the gourmet system sounded in Zuo Chen's mind again, but this time the pleasure level only reached level seven.This is also expected by Zuo Chen, unless it is a life-and-death moment, or it is the first time in a long time to eat, otherwise it is still difficult to achieve a very high degree of pleasure.After all, what he cooks is nothing more than ordinary food, not even refined food, but it is especially precious in comparison with this apocalypse.
This time, he didn't avoid the second son, but just sat there with a bowl in his hand, and ordered to the food system: "Distribute."
Then, under Er Zi's shocked gaze, the bell on Zuo Chen's neck shot out a green light beam again, forming a ten-centimeter-diameter wormhole in the void in front of him.
What is it this time...I'm really looking forward to it...Licking the rim of the bowl, Zuo Chen thought with his mouth.
In the next moment, under his expectant eyes, bundles of hundred-yuan bills shot out from the wormhole and piled up on the ground.
"Level 1000 rewards, [-] million RMB has been distributed."
(End of this chapter)
Feeling the softness and warmth from the cat's belly above their heads, as well as the strength of the cat's claws, the two sons had mixed feelings.
The love for cats and the fear of the Beastmaster hit his nerves at the same time, making all the hairs on his back stand on end, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
"My lord, where are we going?" Er Zi asked cautiously.
"Xinfasu Store (Xinhua Bookstore)." Zuo Chen raised his paw, signaling to go out.
The second son was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized that the king wants to grasp the situation of human civilization through reading books!As expected of a Beastmaster standing at the top of the food chain, he can actually understand human writing!
Taking Boss Qian's pistol and a hunting crossbow, the second son carefully walked out of the room with Zuo Chen, poking his head at the door to observe the movement on the street.
At this time, Zuo Chen braided Erzi's hair into two braids, one claw and one claw, as a rein to control his direction.
"Left." Zuo Chen tugged at the braid on the left.
There were three zombies in that direction, blocking the intersection. The second son hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth and walked over.
No matter what, he must show his own value, so as not to be killed by the Beastmaster, and...he also wants to eat delicious meals again.
It's just that the difficult scene as imagined did not happen. After the three zombies smelled the smell of the second son, they just turned around and wanted to pounce on them, when they saw a yellow shadow flashing and nailing the temples of the three zombies in succession. head shot!
The slender shadow retracted afterward, but Er Zi had already seen clearly that it was the tail of Lord Beastmaster!It was at least four or five meters long just now!
As expected of a powerful Lord Beastmaster, he can easily kill three zombies!
At this time, his confidence increased greatly, and he immediately followed Zuo Chen's command and walked along the edge of the road to the place where Xinhua Bookstore was located.
Zuo Chen also slowly discovered that this second son has been surviving for so long in the apocalypse, and he is often the cannon fodder in the lead. He is very good at how to avoid zombies. There will be a sudden stiff body, with six left hands and seven right hands, walking like a zombie, and fooling the zombie's eyes.
This kid is interesting.
Along the way, both of them picked up the fewest zombies, walked on the most remote path, and with the help of Zuo Chen, after killing more than 20 zombies, the big red signboard of Xinhua Bookstore appeared in front of their eyes.
This Xinhua Bookstore is located on a not very prosperous street corner, and there are much fewer zombies in this area.
When they entered the bookstore, they found that there were only a few zombies in Nuo Da's bookstore, and all of them were former bookstore employees, which was completely different from the situation in the shopping center where people were fighting against each other.
If you think about it, there is nothing in the bookstore except books, neither food nor drink, and no medicines or weapons. I only heard of people robbing food and necessities when the end comes, but I never heard of people coming to the bookstore to rob book.
Because of this, Xinhua Bookstore has become a safe place. Even those refugees who are struggling to survive in the last days will not come here. If they come, they will starve to death and have no supplies at all.
Most of the employees who turned into zombies in the bookstore were hovering in front of the bookshelves at this time, and they seemed to be still acting according to their memories.
Zuo Chen didn't make a move this time, and asked the second son to use crossbow arrows to clean up the remaining zombies, and started to wander around the bookstore.
"Hungry building (second floor), Zao Xiaoshaomanfa (looking for novels and comics)." Zuo Chen shook the reins and ordered.
Novel manga! ?Originally, I thought that Master Beastmaster wanted to read humanities and social science books, but I didn't expect that he wanted to read novels and comics... The second son thought.Sure enough, even if the cat evolves into a beast king, its behavior is unconstrained...
As a competent mount, Er Zi quickly brought Zuo Chen to the novel and comic area on the second floor.
Then, under Zuo Chen's order, he moved all kinds of literary works related to the end of the world in front of Zuo Chen.
Sitting on a pile of literary classics representing the treasures of human civilization, Zuo Chen began to browse through a pile of end-time literary works brought by his second son.
"Resident Evil", "Snowpiercer", "I Am a Hero", "World War Zombies", "Resident Evil Dynasty"... There are hundreds of related works.
Zuo Chen thought maliciously while turning the pages, if the wolf comes, it will come true if you say too much. It is estimated that when the doomsday comes, those authors will also look confused, and they may die worse than ordinary people.
The reason why he came here was mainly to see how the protagonists got along in the apocalypse, and to see if they could give him some reference.
But after he finished flipping through, he immediately realized that farts were useless.
Especially the so-called "Biochemical Dynasty", which ended in a battle between gods and immortals, which is completely nonsense.
What should I do? The protagonist here is at least a human being. He is just a cute cat. What should I do?
Even if you want to build a base, dominate, pick up girls, and build a harem, there is no way. Do you want to subdue a group of cats and build a cat kingdom... Hey, it seems to be good... Bah, bah, bah, is it plausible...
Shaking his head and putting aside the messy thoughts in his head, Zuo Chen found that he still had only one goal, or...to become a human...
At least you have to be able to communicate with people normally...
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L..." came a slightly idiotic voice from the side, and turned his head to look, Er Zi was holding a cat picture book and was fascinated by it.
This kid really likes cats... Zuo Chen rolled his eyes and ordered the second son to find a book.
Soon, a brand new [-]-mo book was placed in front of Zuo Chen, with a few large characters on the cover: "Teaching Materials for Putonghua Level Examination".
"Meow... learn normal hair well, and you won't have pia all over the world..." With the stunned expression of the second son, the orange cat quickly opened the textbook and began to practice according to the above pronunciation standards.
"Ordinary hair...fa...fa..." The orange cat's cute voice echoed on the second floor of the empty Xinhua Bookstore.
Hearing the voice, the second son flipped through the cat album in his hand for a while, and looked up at Zuo Chen who was practicing speaking, with an idiotic smile on his face, is this still the end of the world?He almost thought he was in heaven!
Half a day passed quickly, and the sky darkened. Under Zuo Chen's order, the second son piled up some books as firewood, and lit a fire.
Then Zuo Chen jumped down from the window on the second floor and disappeared into the night.
In the anxiety of the second son, the Beastmaster soon returned again. This time, as if by magic, canned food, fruits and vegetables and other ingredients flashed out of the void, and even a soup pot!
Seeing this shocking scene, the second son didn't react too much. He is numb now. After all, he is a master of beasts, everything is possible, and the supernatural powers such as fetching things from the air are also normal.What, unscientific?Cats can talk, science is not scientific! ?
Then, under his adoring eyes, Zuo Chen threw some canned meat and ham into the soup pot, added water, threw in two breads, and started to simmer.
The aroma of sauced meat began to waft in the air.
Although I had already eaten the supremely delicious Laoganma ham and egg fried rice today, the second son still started to swallow his saliva non-stop.
Soon, the contents of the pot were already cooked, and the soup turned golden red, with a layer of attractive oil floating on it.
Chunks of beef and ham, as well as fresh vegetables that have not been eaten for a long time are tossed inside. The red ones are tomato chunks, the green ones are small rapeseed, and white mushrooms.
The sauce has already dyed the noodles red, and the chili oil in the seasoning bag stimulates people's taste buds and nasal cavity.
The second son had already swallowed a lot of saliva, but he didn't dare to move.
This is food, the most precious thing in this desolate end of the world. The Beastmaster hasn't spoken yet, how dare he make a move.
Zuo Chen didn't speak, took a big bowl and filled a bowl full of meat and vegetable noodles for himself, scrubbed his claws clean, directly replaced the fork with long bone claws, and began to eat with a sigh of relief. Make a "meow meow" sound.
Seeing the orange cat in front of him eat so deliciously, and smelling the maddening aroma, Er Zi only felt that he was even hungrier, and his stomach was growling unsatisfactorily.
It's just that he himself didn't dare to expect to eat this delicious food again, after all, he was just a dispensable mount, and he was so grateful for the bowl of Laoganma's ham and egg fried rice during the day.He only hoped that after the Beast King finished eating, he could leave him a little soup for him to taste.
After eating a large bowl of meat and vegetable noodles, Zuo Chen took another sip of the noodle soup, looked up at the second son who was swallowing his saliva, and realized that the other party was almost enough to be tempted, so he nodded to the second son and said, "Next time." The pleasure of eating food easily is not as high as that of food that is hard to come by.
The second son couldn't believe his ears, and looked at Zuo Chen in shock.
Lord Beastmaster actually let him eat it! ?
It wasn't until Zuo Chen nodded again that the second son took a bowl with tears in his eyes, filled a bowl full for himself, stared at the golden noodle soup, and drank a sip of the thick and fresh soup with tears in his eyes.
It's so delicious! ! !This is his cry from the heart.
"Drip - the host is detected to be cooking food, and the pleasure level of the eater is being detected... the pleasure level has reached level [-], and if it exceeds level [-], it meets the reward distribution conditions, records the molecular composition of the food, and randomly distributes level [-] rewards."
The mechanical sound of the gourmet system sounded in Zuo Chen's mind again, but this time the pleasure level only reached level seven.This is also expected by Zuo Chen, unless it is a life-and-death moment, or it is the first time in a long time to eat, otherwise it is still difficult to achieve a very high degree of pleasure.After all, what he cooks is nothing more than ordinary food, not even refined food, but it is especially precious in comparison with this apocalypse.
This time, he didn't avoid the second son, but just sat there with a bowl in his hand, and ordered to the food system: "Distribute."
Then, under Er Zi's shocked gaze, the bell on Zuo Chen's neck shot out a green light beam again, forming a ten-centimeter-diameter wormhole in the void in front of him.
What is it this time...I'm really looking forward to it...Licking the rim of the bowl, Zuo Chen thought with his mouth.
In the next moment, under his expectant eyes, bundles of hundred-yuan bills shot out from the wormhole and piled up on the ground.
"Level 1000 rewards, [-] million RMB has been distributed."
(End of this chapter)
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