Variety super power draw card system

Chapter 267
The boys in the private room suddenly became unhappy when they saw four boys who were scrambling for meat, not to mention that these four were still freshmen.

However, they were brought in by the beauties, so Qin Luo and the others could only bear with it for the time being.

After being seated, Zhu Dan, as the head of the dormitory and the image spokesperson, made a toast first, saying something like "Borrowing flowers to present Buddha, please take care of me."

Bai Juyi originally wanted to come out to get together with the people in the dormitory, but he didn't expect to come here and make a mess, and he looked a little uninterested.At this moment, his cell phone rang and he went out to answer a call.

"Mr. Bai, didn't you agree to take us to play when school started? We have been hanging out for a long time, and we can't just take money and do nothing." It was Ouyang Xiaoyu who spoke.

If they didn't call, Bai Juyi really forgot about it.

Thinking about what I said at the beginning, let them come over to serve me when school starts.Then he agreed: "Okay, then you guys come over tomorrow."

After answering the phone, he went back, only to see that the whole room was staring at him.

"Those who go out to answer the phone will be punished with alcohol."

"That's right, we've all been drinking for several rounds, let's punish ourselves with three drinks, be conscious." The women began to boo.

Bai Juyi smiled awkwardly: "I don't drink, how about it, how about I tell everyone a joke?"

Jiaojiao and the others finally seized the opportunity to punish Bai Juyi, so of course they would not let him go so easily, and said: "It's okay to tell jokes, but you are limited to three jokes, and you can make everyone laugh. Even if you lose by laughing, you still have to drink as a fine."

Although Bai Juyi knew that they were trying to make things difficult for him, he also knew that this was just a general rule at the wine table, so he nodded. He glanced at the people in the room first, and waited for everyone to calm down before speaking slowly and solemnly. Speaking up.

Bai Juyi was joking, he was as cold as a lump of ice, and he seemed to be careless and said: "There are three brothers in the old Wang family next door to my house. Let's use the pseudonyms Wang Da, Wang Er, and Wang San here."

"There is a mother and daughter living on the second floor of the community. Wang San likes that girl. I heard from his father that if you want to chase a woman, you have to deal with the mother-in-law first. So Wang San goes to show tenderness and hospitality to the future mother-in-law every day. Finally one day, the future The mother-in-law has spoken."

Bai Juyi pretended that his mother-in-law understood, and said earnestly: "'Xiao Wang, I understand what you mean, I actually like you quite a bit, that's... I'm ten years older than you, and your family Can you agree?'"

After Bai Juyi finished speaking, the room was dry and cold, and no one laughed.Qi Xuan shook his head and said, "Brother Bai, your joke is too cold, change it."

It seems that Bai Juyi is not a good joke teller, Jiaojiao has already started to wait to see him drink.

Bai Juyi was not in a hurry, and continued to say calmly: "Then next, let's talk about Wang Da this time."

Bai Juyi told jokes not as if he was telling a joke, but as if he was telling a story. He frowned slightly and said in a serious manner: "Wang Da works in a state-owned enterprise. One day he and his wife invited some leaders to dinner, and the leaders finished ordering. , soliciting everyone's opinions: "The dishes are ready, do you think there are any more dishes to add?"

Wang Da said to the service lady: "Miss, report." '

The lady glanced at him, but there was no movement.

'Miss, report it! 'My buddy is in a hurry.

The young lady blushed, but she still didn't move.

Now Wang Da was really in a hurry, and roared angrily: "What's the matter, I asked you to report but didn't you hear?" '

Seeing that he got angry, his wife quickly smoothed things over and said, "Husband, please keep your voice down, miss, you should quickly report one by one, ah." '

The young lady was shy and timid, and asked in a low voice: "Then... can you only hug women and not hug men?" '"

Bai Juyi hadn't finished speaking yet, a few of the low-spirited ones had already burst into laughter.Lin Xiaolu on the side didn't understand, so she asked the person next to her very puzzled, "Why are you hugging? These people are too much."

At this moment, the people around burst out laughing, "Xiaoxiao, I asked the waitress to report the menu."

"Ah?" Lin Xiaolu thought at this moment, in that case, she should report the menu.Immediately blushed, and also laughed out loud, so that was the case.

I have to say that Bai Juyi still has a few tricks. When he talked about the jokes, he seemed to be calm, but in fact he was up and down, which made everyone in the room laugh a lot.But Jiaojiao was still picky: "I didn't laugh, student Bai, you have to work hard."

"Well, then let's talk about the story of Wang Er and Lao Wang." After hearing Wang Da's story, everyone looked forward to it.

Bai Juyi said leisurely: "One day, Wang Er's wife was feeding the little grandson, but the little grandson was naughty and didn't want to eat milk. The old Wang was really worried when he was watching. He touched the child and said, 'Good grandson, hurry up! Eat, if you don't eat, grandpa will eat.'"

This time, as soon as Bai Juyi said the first sentence, someone already laughed.

Bai Juyi was not interrupted, and continued his story, "I didn't expect this sentence to cause a big disaster. The daughter-in-law stood up, pointed at Lao Wang's nose, and said a word, 'old and unscrupulous'. Hey, Then she went back to her room.

Old Wang was puzzled, thinking what was going on?

At night, Lao Wang's son Wang Er came back.We were anxious and noisy with Lao Wang, everyone guessed what he said, Wang Er was very angry and said that Lao Wang molested his wife.

Lao Wang was very wronged, and he retorted angrily: "I am coaxing the child, and I am not really eating it, I am really eating it. Your kid has eaten my daughter-in-law's milk for three years, so I can't drink your daughter-in-law's milk once?" '"

All the people around couldn't help laughing, leaning forward and backward with laughter, some people almost spit out the rice.

"Student Bai, I really have you." This time, even Jiaojiao was so happy that she trembled wildly, "Everyone is laughing, if everyone laughs, Bai's drink will be free."

"Wait, I didn't laugh." But at this moment, Qin Luo took off the earphones.A smell of gunpowder immediately diffused in the private room.Of course, everyone could see that Qin Luo was wearing earphones, which was disrespectful to others. At this time, he insisted on saying that he was not smiling. This was obviously a deliberate attempt to find fault, but Qin Luo is the young master of the Qin family, and no one here dared to Come out and help.

"Drink, boy, according to the rules, as long as there is one person who doesn't smile, he will be fined three glasses of wine." Qin Luo poured three glasses of liquor from a beer glass as he spoke.

Lin Xiaolu couldn't stand it, "Qin Luo, this is a foul, can you count it if you wear earphones? Besides, classmate Bai doesn't drink alcohol in the first place, so it's too much for you to pour three glasses of liquor at once."

"Xiaoxiao, I'm not nervous myself, why are you so nervous? Jiaojiao only said that everyone must laugh when he told a joke, but she didn't say that everyone should wear headphones." Qin Luo was obviously finding fault on purpose, with sparks in his eyes Staring at Bai Juyi carefully, he said, "Boy Bai, do you dare to drink a word?"

Bai Juyi saw that Qin Luo was full of resentment, if he didn't drink the three cups, the matter would be hard to settle.Looking at the three glasses of white wine on the table, Bai Juyi brought over six more glasses.Everyone didn't understand what he was going to do.

But Bai Juyi filled all six cups with wine, and said to Qin Luo: "Senior, how about this, I drank these three cups, and I'll toast you three more, what do you think?"

The person next to him was frightened and stupid, he didn't really want to drink, did he?Three beer mugs are enough to drink, but if you drink six beer mugs, you will be damned if you don't get drunk!

(End of this chapter)