Stealing system

Chapter 22: No entry, no entry, why release biological weapons (revision)

"Practicing Immortal Grass is the food given to the fairy beast Qingniu in the fairy world. It has the effect of shaping, but in the human world, the effect is weakened, but it still has the effect of losing weight." Although the system elf's tone was light, he still explained.

Fan Xiaojian almost cried. There is such a big difference in the degree of friendliness at this point. If it was before, he would have refused to answer and explored on his own. However, when he heard that he could lose weight, his eyes lit up. Although he is already very handsome, but Who minds being more handsome.

"What should I do, should I eat it directly, and how much?" Fan Xiaojian asked, but this time the system elf ignored him.

Fan Xiaojian is used to it anyway, so let's find the answer by himself. Fan Xiaojian remembered the words of the system elves. Since it is for green cattle, it is generally eaten directly, but how much can be eaten to have an effect? eat?

Fan Xiaojian was a little hesitant, but he still couldn't resist the urge to lose weight, so he directly extracted a plant of Immortal Liancao.

Immediately, an emerald green plant with three long palm-sized grasses like bamboo leaves, tender and ready to drip, appeared in the palm of Fan Xiaojian's palm, exuding a faint scent of grass, Fan Xiaojian took a sip, and the real person As if being in the prairie, so fresh and so refreshing.

Fan Xiaojian hesitated, took a bite lightly, and immediately a fresh fragrance filled his mouth. There was no grassy smell, but some were sweet and refreshing. The whole person seemed to be on the prairie, facing the gentle breeze, and the fairy grass The taste is almost like iced vegetables.

Fan Xiaojian was not satisfied with eating a little bit, and then took a few more mouthfuls. After a while, he ate a leaf. Just when he was hesitating whether to eat more, Fan Xiaojian suddenly felt a stab in his stomach. Pain, not only that, he felt some pain all over his body, and ran into the toilet in a hurry.

At this time, Fan Xiaojian's face was flushed, and his whole body was like a big boiled lobster, even with white smoke coming out of his head, with a painful expression on his face, let alone squeak, even struggling to stand, his whole body was like this Half crouched in the corner of the bathroom.

Now it's not just a stomachache, it's as if every cell in the whole body is torn, unprecedented pain, gradually, there is a black substance overflowing from the pores on the surface of Fan Xiaojian's body, like The magma flows in general.

It would be fine if this substance just flowed like this, but the most terrible thing is that these substances smell so bad that even Fan Xiaojian was fainted by the smell.

"Brothers, come and see, Fan Qingsheng is about to explode!" Lu Qiang yelled while sitting in front of the computer.

After a period of self-cultivation, Lu Qiang barely recovered from his drunken state, but this state is not suitable for playing games, so he browsed the school's BBS, but when he saw the three top posts, he was in a state of panic. in a state of excitement.

"Lu Qiang, are you still drunk? Why are you so surprised?" Tan Yunqiang complained when Lu Qiang jumped, but he still turned to look.

"That's right, what's the matter? As for the blah blah?" Fei Junjun didn't play any games, he didn't play the live broadcast, and he was sending messages with Xu Anhui, and they were having a good chat. Lu Qiang almost threw his phone away up.

"Brothers, it's a big deal, Fan Qingsheng, hey, why did he rush into the bathroom in such a hurry, did he eat his stomach badly, alas, never mind, brothers, this time Fan Qingsheng is on fire, you see what it is , in the photo, our Fan Qingsheng is talking and laughing with Ai Yuting, wow, is this true!" Lu Qiang clicked on a post, and the photo above was Fan Xiaojian and Ai Yuting in the crowd. Talking and laughing.

Not only this post, but also a few other posts with similar content were also upvoted, and the titles were all kinds of weird, like "Goddess Ai, a side you don't know!" ", "Goddess Ai and I met by chance in a poor street", "When you meet such a goddess, you should marry it".

The two people in the photo are smiling. If you say that these two people don't know each other, it is absolutely lying.

It turned out that when Fan Xiaojian used tricks to drive away the stupid big guy, he was filmed by the onlookers, who thought it was fun and threw it on the BBS. It was originally just a farce for a joke.

However, the eyes of the masses are discerning, especially the technical nerd who often cats and reads various posts on the Internet, and has developed a pair of piercing eyes, and soon discovered Ai Yuting's figure.

Immediately, this post became the focus, and then many people who were watching the filming at that time also saw Ai Yuting's figure in their mobile phones, and rushed to the campus BBS. Naturally, Fan Xiaojian was also discovered, and suddenly a bloody scene The wind is slowly brewing.

"Fan Qingsheng is really on fire!" No one thought that Fan Xiaojian would walk with Ai Yuting without making a sound. When did this happen!

"Fan Qingsheng, come out quickly, oh I'm going, fat man, what are you doing in there, let out poisonous gas, it stinks to death! Open the window inside you!" Originally, Fei Junjun wanted to call Fan Xiaojian out Look, I didn't expect a bad smell, and I almost fainted.

"I've never smelled so bad while gliding alone, you can be considered No.1!"

"Brothers, I'm sorry, the wind is tight, blah!"

Finally, everyone in the dormitory asked about the smell, couldn't take it anymore, and ran out of the dormitory one after another, closing the dormitory door, gasping for breath.

At this moment, suddenly a large group of people rushed towards dormitory 302!

"The fat man in the photo on the BBS belongs to this dormitory, brothers, come on!"

"Made, someone is finally here, I've been here twice!"

"Yes, we must find him, have a good chat with him, keep him away from our goddess of love, and let him know that toads don't want to eat swan meat!"

It turned out that it was a group of Ai Yuting's brainless fans who finally found Fan Xiaojian's residence and came to Xingshi to question him.

"Where's the fat man, is he in there?" Suddenly a leader saw five people standing at the door of 302, thinking they were also here to trouble Fan Xiaojian, so he couldn't help asking.

Fei Junjun was taken aback by the situation, and nodded subconsciously when he heard the question.

The leader hummed, pushed the door, and found that the door was closed, so he said: "Brothers crash in, I will accompany you if the door is broken!"

After getting his acceptance, several burly men immediately stepped forward to knock on the door.

"Don't go in." Fei Junjun loudly dissuaded, he said no, not impossible.

However, the door of the dormitory was not strong at all, and the door lock was not very good. They knocked them in after three or two strokes, and then a group of people filed in, and all ran in.

Just when Fei Junjun and others didn't know what to do, this group of people ran out several times faster than they went in, and just rushed into the leader who was in the front, with a choked tone and aggrieved face: : "If you don't let it in, don't you let it in, why do you put a stink bomb in it, it's too disgusting, woohoo ~ it's so hot that my eyes and nose don't work!"

(End of this chapter)