Stealing system
Chapter 101 The Master Stealing Vegetables That Shocked Immortals
Chapter 101 The Master Stealing Vegetables That Shocked Immortals
When Fan Xiaojian saw Yuelao, he instinctively wanted to run away. He didn't even have time to check what kind of animal he had turned into, but just when he was about to run away, he froze.
Because he felt that he had more than two legs, and his intuition told him that he could control four, no, he could control as many as eight legs.
But at this time, Fan Xiaojian didn't care how many he could control, there was a saying, he wished his parents would give him two more legs, but now he had six more legs, so he could run away without hesitation.
Yue Lao looked at the creature in front of him, a little surprised. He always felt that he had seen this guy somewhere before. There were two big eyes on the top of his round head, and eight tentacles growing on the bottom. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed across his head. , lost his voice: "Isn't this the tentacle monster from the East China Sea, why did it come to the heaven?"
Suddenly seeing Fan Xiaojian about to run, he immediately pointed at Fan Xiaojian: "Sure! I still want to run in front of my Yuelao. I have been eating fruits for the past few days, and the hair on my mouth has faded. Hehe, it seems that there is something to eat today. .”
Fan Xiaojian looked at Yuelao's appearance, and his heart skipped a beat. You guys can't tell the truth, so what should I do? Damn it, if I get eaten by Yuelao, then I'm not finished. It's a pity that I just transformed, so this But it takes 4 hours for the second time!
"Little elf, come and save me!" Fan Xiaojian hurriedly called for help!
"Master, I'm sorry, this is the rule of the game, please find a way by yourself." The system wizard replied, but the answer almost broke Fan Xiaojian's heart.
"Bullshit game, I quit!" Seeing his body involuntarily getting closer and closer to Yuelao, Fan Xiaojian became more and more disturbed.
But at this time, I must not mess with myself. If the unreliable system elf said that he would not help, then he would definitely not help. Then I can only figure out a way by myself. Who can help me stop Yuelao? Calm down and keep thinking.
Yuelao looked at the tentacle monster in his hand, and directly cast the water clearing technique, washing Fan Xiaojian's heart to the core, but what he said next made Fan Xiaojian's heart even colder: "I heard that the tentacle monster eats it directly, and the taste is fresh and tender. It also has unique resilience. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but you have to try it out. It’s a pity that Tianzun’s old man can’t see the end, otherwise he can be filial and filial. By the way, see if he can get another bottle of Red Bull. Afterwards, it was so much fun.”
Fan Xiaojian looked at Yuelao's greedy look, and felt a chill, but what he said later reminded himself that the one who could make Yuelao fearful and save him was his own deity, the little master of stealing food, Tianzun, and he was so confident that he dared to Eat me, I let you eat, I let you just think about eating!
Fortunately, Yuelao released Fan Xiaojian's confinement at this time. He tried to call up the Tiangong Sermon page, glanced at Yuelao, and found that the other party hadn't noticed, so he started typing.
I have to say that it feels great to type when you become a tentacle monster. It used to take a long time to type a line, but now it comes out with just one swipe. It is definitely not much slower than speaking.
Fan Xiaojian was startled and angry, and scolded directly: "Well, you are a month old, you dare to eat my precious apprentice, don't you want to live!"
Yuelao saw the sound transmission of Tianzun, the little vegetable stealer, and heard the anger in the other party's tone. His heart skipped a beat, and he said cautiously, "Well, Mr. Tianzun, you wronged Xiaoyueyue, your apprentice, Xiaoyueyue!" It's too late for Yueyue to be an ancestor offering, how dare you eat it... You said that this tentacle monster is your apprentice?!"
Yuelao said that in the end, he was a little shocked. He looked at the tentacle monster in his hand in horror, feeling very uneasy in his heart. At the same time, he felt a little lucky that the tentacle monster was so ugly, and its qualifications were too poor. Well, aside from Van Gen, this body is also average. If Tianzun accepts disciples, the son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea will rush over crying, how could it be this tentacle monster? Impossible, it must be something else.
Yuelao still had a glimmer of hope in his heart, but Fan Xiaojian's words completely made him despair.
"That's right, it's the tentacle monster in your hand!" Fan Xiaojian said affirmatively, with a very stern tone, obviously very dissatisfied with Yuelao's actions!
"Oh, I'm going," Yuelao hurriedly threw away the hot potato in his hand when he heard the words, but suddenly remembered something, and quickly remembered, and he called out: "Oh, my little ancestor, can you Be careful!" Who let this guy have a master who is so awesome.
Fan Xiaojian raised four tentacles, and when he patted the opponent's face, he grabbed the opponent's two eyebrows and beard, and pulled it hard, but found that he couldn't pull it off. Instead, the hairs were dug into the flesh. , Some gains outweighed the losses, he could only give up, and wrote: "Aren't you already immortal, what are you doing here to steal flat peaches!"
Hearing this, Yuelao laughed a little and said, "I am dissatisfied with Tianzun, since Xiaoyueyue has been stealing vegetables, she has fallen in love with the fun of stealing vegetables, especially the kind of farmer who steals and leaves The refreshing feeling is simply... tsk, tsk... indescribable!"
After hearing Yuelao's words, Fan Xiaojian was immediately speechless. He remembered the scene of stealing vegetables in the middle of the night before, so why not.
Fan Xiaojian didn't blame the other party anymore, but it didn't mean that he let the other party go, and his tone slowed down a bit, and he wrote: "For the sake of you not knowing that this is my precious apprentice, I will go around you this time! "
"Thank you Tianzun, thank you, Lord Tianzun!" Yue Lao heard the words and quickly thanked him.
"But... I haven't finished my words yet, but my apprentice also likes to steal vegetables, so you can take him out for a walk, and I will hand him over to you. If you let him lose a hair, look at me How can I deal with you!" Fan Xiaojian threatened fiercely.
"He...he has no hair!" Yue Lao muttered in a low voice.
"What did you say!" Fan Xiaojian shouted immediately after hearing the words.
"It's nothing, it's nothing," Yuelao quickly changed the subject, looked at Fan Xiaojian and said, "Little ancestor, let's go, I'll take you to steal vegetables."
In Yuelao's view, although this tentacle monster is an apprentice of Tianzun, a small expert in stealing vegetables, but after all, it is only an ordinary product. How can it be compared to Yuelao's speed? Take the other party when the time comes, for the sake of Tianzun , leave one for him to pick.
"Little ancestor, here are eight longevity peach trees and half a cup of tea. We have to pick them quickly, and we can only pick two of each tree. If there are too many, the owner of the farm will find out." Yes." Yuelao's conclusion is the experience summed up with blood and sweat.
"Unexpectedly, my limit is to steal two per plant. No more can be stolen. I didn't expect that they also have restrictions. They just say that if they steal too much, they will be discovered. This is fair." Fan Xiaojian murmured secretly.
Soon, the work of half a cup of tea passed, Yuelao deliberately slowed down, and wanted to wait for the tentacle monster, but the next moment, he was stunned.
Immediately, Fan Xiaojian jumped up, stretched out eight tentacles and picked the eight birthday peaches at the same time. After changing hands, two birthday peaches from each tree were collected in the bag.
When Yuelao came to his senses, how could there be any longevity peaches to pick, and he secretly cried out in his heart that it was so fast, it must be faster than his speed, and secretly made up his mind that he would not give up next time.
Soon, Yuelao took Fan Xiaojian to another place. This time it was a garden, and I don't know which fairy it belonged to. After being stepped on by Yuelao, I remembered it.
This time, after the flowers matured, Yuelao didn't hold back any more, and began to fight for the first time, but it was a pity that Dao only grabbed one in the end, and Fan Xiaojian picked the rest.
Yuelao didn't believe in evil, and went to several places, but unfortunately, in the end, as Fan Xiaojian became more and more proficient in controlling his body, Yuelao couldn't even grab this one.
Yuelao had a bitter face along the way, but Fan Xiaojian had gained a lot. This was the most abundant harvest for Fan Xiaojian, but it was a pity that it was almost 4 hours.
"Yue Lao, you have worked hard this time. After the stealing is over, you can let go of my disciple and leave by yourself." Fan Xiaojian's voice transmission finally rang in Yue Lao's ear again.
This time, it was undoubtedly a great boon for Yuelao. Finally, he didn't have to run around hahaha without gaining anything, so he said excitedly: "Tianzun, Xiaoyueyue is not hard at all, and she can serve the group... Xiaoyueyue." Master, it's Xiao Yueyue's honor, I wish I could never be separated!"
Hearing Yuelao come to show his loyalty, Fan Xiaojian said mischievously: "That's it, then you can continue to play with him."
"Eh..." Yuelao was sweating profusely, and quickly said: "But the little master's cultivation of immortality is the most important thing, how can Xiaoyueyue's reluctance delay his cultivation career? It's a heinous crime!"
Fan Xiaojian was also speechless.
However, just as he was stealing the last fruit, the system sounded again!
(End of this chapter)
When Fan Xiaojian saw Yuelao, he instinctively wanted to run away. He didn't even have time to check what kind of animal he had turned into, but just when he was about to run away, he froze.
Because he felt that he had more than two legs, and his intuition told him that he could control four, no, he could control as many as eight legs.
But at this time, Fan Xiaojian didn't care how many he could control, there was a saying, he wished his parents would give him two more legs, but now he had six more legs, so he could run away without hesitation.
Yue Lao looked at the creature in front of him, a little surprised. He always felt that he had seen this guy somewhere before. There were two big eyes on the top of his round head, and eight tentacles growing on the bottom. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed across his head. , lost his voice: "Isn't this the tentacle monster from the East China Sea, why did it come to the heaven?"
Suddenly seeing Fan Xiaojian about to run, he immediately pointed at Fan Xiaojian: "Sure! I still want to run in front of my Yuelao. I have been eating fruits for the past few days, and the hair on my mouth has faded. Hehe, it seems that there is something to eat today. .”
Fan Xiaojian looked at Yuelao's appearance, and his heart skipped a beat. You guys can't tell the truth, so what should I do? Damn it, if I get eaten by Yuelao, then I'm not finished. It's a pity that I just transformed, so this But it takes 4 hours for the second time!
"Little elf, come and save me!" Fan Xiaojian hurriedly called for help!
"Master, I'm sorry, this is the rule of the game, please find a way by yourself." The system wizard replied, but the answer almost broke Fan Xiaojian's heart.
"Bullshit game, I quit!" Seeing his body involuntarily getting closer and closer to Yuelao, Fan Xiaojian became more and more disturbed.
But at this time, I must not mess with myself. If the unreliable system elf said that he would not help, then he would definitely not help. Then I can only figure out a way by myself. Who can help me stop Yuelao? Calm down and keep thinking.
Yuelao looked at the tentacle monster in his hand, and directly cast the water clearing technique, washing Fan Xiaojian's heart to the core, but what he said next made Fan Xiaojian's heart even colder: "I heard that the tentacle monster eats it directly, and the taste is fresh and tender. It also has unique resilience. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but you have to try it out. It’s a pity that Tianzun’s old man can’t see the end, otherwise he can be filial and filial. By the way, see if he can get another bottle of Red Bull. Afterwards, it was so much fun.”
Fan Xiaojian looked at Yuelao's greedy look, and felt a chill, but what he said later reminded himself that the one who could make Yuelao fearful and save him was his own deity, the little master of stealing food, Tianzun, and he was so confident that he dared to Eat me, I let you eat, I let you just think about eating!
Fortunately, Yuelao released Fan Xiaojian's confinement at this time. He tried to call up the Tiangong Sermon page, glanced at Yuelao, and found that the other party hadn't noticed, so he started typing.
I have to say that it feels great to type when you become a tentacle monster. It used to take a long time to type a line, but now it comes out with just one swipe. It is definitely not much slower than speaking.
Fan Xiaojian was startled and angry, and scolded directly: "Well, you are a month old, you dare to eat my precious apprentice, don't you want to live!"
Yuelao saw the sound transmission of Tianzun, the little vegetable stealer, and heard the anger in the other party's tone. His heart skipped a beat, and he said cautiously, "Well, Mr. Tianzun, you wronged Xiaoyueyue, your apprentice, Xiaoyueyue!" It's too late for Yueyue to be an ancestor offering, how dare you eat it... You said that this tentacle monster is your apprentice?!"
Yuelao said that in the end, he was a little shocked. He looked at the tentacle monster in his hand in horror, feeling very uneasy in his heart. At the same time, he felt a little lucky that the tentacle monster was so ugly, and its qualifications were too poor. Well, aside from Van Gen, this body is also average. If Tianzun accepts disciples, the son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea will rush over crying, how could it be this tentacle monster? Impossible, it must be something else.
Yuelao still had a glimmer of hope in his heart, but Fan Xiaojian's words completely made him despair.
"That's right, it's the tentacle monster in your hand!" Fan Xiaojian said affirmatively, with a very stern tone, obviously very dissatisfied with Yuelao's actions!
"Oh, I'm going," Yuelao hurriedly threw away the hot potato in his hand when he heard the words, but suddenly remembered something, and quickly remembered, and he called out: "Oh, my little ancestor, can you Be careful!" Who let this guy have a master who is so awesome.
Fan Xiaojian raised four tentacles, and when he patted the opponent's face, he grabbed the opponent's two eyebrows and beard, and pulled it hard, but found that he couldn't pull it off. Instead, the hairs were dug into the flesh. , Some gains outweighed the losses, he could only give up, and wrote: "Aren't you already immortal, what are you doing here to steal flat peaches!"
Hearing this, Yuelao laughed a little and said, "I am dissatisfied with Tianzun, since Xiaoyueyue has been stealing vegetables, she has fallen in love with the fun of stealing vegetables, especially the kind of farmer who steals and leaves The refreshing feeling is simply... tsk, tsk... indescribable!"
After hearing Yuelao's words, Fan Xiaojian was immediately speechless. He remembered the scene of stealing vegetables in the middle of the night before, so why not.
Fan Xiaojian didn't blame the other party anymore, but it didn't mean that he let the other party go, and his tone slowed down a bit, and he wrote: "For the sake of you not knowing that this is my precious apprentice, I will go around you this time! "
"Thank you Tianzun, thank you, Lord Tianzun!" Yue Lao heard the words and quickly thanked him.
"But... I haven't finished my words yet, but my apprentice also likes to steal vegetables, so you can take him out for a walk, and I will hand him over to you. If you let him lose a hair, look at me How can I deal with you!" Fan Xiaojian threatened fiercely.
"He...he has no hair!" Yue Lao muttered in a low voice.
"What did you say!" Fan Xiaojian shouted immediately after hearing the words.
"It's nothing, it's nothing," Yuelao quickly changed the subject, looked at Fan Xiaojian and said, "Little ancestor, let's go, I'll take you to steal vegetables."
In Yuelao's view, although this tentacle monster is an apprentice of Tianzun, a small expert in stealing vegetables, but after all, it is only an ordinary product. How can it be compared to Yuelao's speed? Take the other party when the time comes, for the sake of Tianzun , leave one for him to pick.
"Little ancestor, here are eight longevity peach trees and half a cup of tea. We have to pick them quickly, and we can only pick two of each tree. If there are too many, the owner of the farm will find out." Yes." Yuelao's conclusion is the experience summed up with blood and sweat.
"Unexpectedly, my limit is to steal two per plant. No more can be stolen. I didn't expect that they also have restrictions. They just say that if they steal too much, they will be discovered. This is fair." Fan Xiaojian murmured secretly.
Soon, the work of half a cup of tea passed, Yuelao deliberately slowed down, and wanted to wait for the tentacle monster, but the next moment, he was stunned.
Immediately, Fan Xiaojian jumped up, stretched out eight tentacles and picked the eight birthday peaches at the same time. After changing hands, two birthday peaches from each tree were collected in the bag.
When Yuelao came to his senses, how could there be any longevity peaches to pick, and he secretly cried out in his heart that it was so fast, it must be faster than his speed, and secretly made up his mind that he would not give up next time.
Soon, Yuelao took Fan Xiaojian to another place. This time it was a garden, and I don't know which fairy it belonged to. After being stepped on by Yuelao, I remembered it.
This time, after the flowers matured, Yuelao didn't hold back any more, and began to fight for the first time, but it was a pity that Dao only grabbed one in the end, and Fan Xiaojian picked the rest.
Yuelao didn't believe in evil, and went to several places, but unfortunately, in the end, as Fan Xiaojian became more and more proficient in controlling his body, Yuelao couldn't even grab this one.
Yuelao had a bitter face along the way, but Fan Xiaojian had gained a lot. This was the most abundant harvest for Fan Xiaojian, but it was a pity that it was almost 4 hours.
"Yue Lao, you have worked hard this time. After the stealing is over, you can let go of my disciple and leave by yourself." Fan Xiaojian's voice transmission finally rang in Yue Lao's ear again.
This time, it was undoubtedly a great boon for Yuelao. Finally, he didn't have to run around hahaha without gaining anything, so he said excitedly: "Tianzun, Xiaoyueyue is not hard at all, and she can serve the group... Xiaoyueyue." Master, it's Xiao Yueyue's honor, I wish I could never be separated!"
Hearing Yuelao come to show his loyalty, Fan Xiaojian said mischievously: "That's it, then you can continue to play with him."
"Eh..." Yuelao was sweating profusely, and quickly said: "But the little master's cultivation of immortality is the most important thing, how can Xiaoyueyue's reluctance delay his cultivation career? It's a heinous crime!"
Fan Xiaojian was also speechless.
However, just as he was stealing the last fruit, the system sounded again!
(End of this chapter)
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