Cross Naruto into a cat

Chapter 56

"See, Si Lingfeng, now you know how powerful we are, do you know who we are?" Didara returned to the base, turned his head and slightly opened his thin lips, and said proudly to Lingfeng behind him.

"know."

"Ok?"

"Bandit."

"..." As the saying goes, either erupt in silence, or die in silence. Of course Didara can't be the latter, "Si Lingfeng, how can you see that this uncle is a bandit! Hmm! "

"I see with both eyes."

"...Bastard! My uncle is so powerful! How could he be a bandit! Hmm!" Didara roared angrily.

"Bandits are also very powerful."

"I'm such an artistic person! It's impossible to mix with a vulgar bandit who doesn't understand art! Hmm!" Didara was obviously very angry when Ling Feng called him a bandit.

"It seems to be right..." Ling Feng murmured thoughtfully.

"Hmph!" Didara raised his head, happy that Ling Feng finally realized how powerful he was.

"Oh, I see, you are... sea, land and air bandits? Abbreviation - three bandits?" Ling Feng clenched his right hand into a fist and punched the palm of his left hand, pretending to have suddenly realized.

"...Bastard! I am an S-level rebel! We are an S-level rebellious organization—Akatsuki! We are not bandits, pirates, and land thieves! In short, I am not a thief! Mmm!" Didara almost took out the explosive clay Booming wildly, in anger, he spit out the fact that he is an S-rank rebel and his organization is 'Xiao'.

The whole base suddenly became quiet, and Ling Feng first broke the strangely quiet atmosphere.

"S-level rebellious ninja?" Ling Feng looked at Didara with contempt on his face, "Did you use too much clay and your brain turned into clay, right? The S-level rebellious ninja organization will hire Konoha as a nanny? Huh?! You're only going to expose yourself if you're brain-dead? Please find a better reason to lie to someone next time!"

"You! What about him! Uchiha Itachi! As Konoha's ninja, you should also know..." Didara was interrupted by Payne before he could finish speaking.

"Didara." A short sentence is a reminder and a warning.

"..." Didara realized his slip of the tongue no matter how dull he was, he paused for a moment, not speaking.

"Uchiha Itachi?! Who are you lying to?! Don't treat me as a good guy? I admit that he and Sasuke are a bit similar, but it's normal to look a little bit alike? Besides, it's better to say that this man worships Uchi Bo Weasel, so plastic surgery like this is also possible. In this age of advanced technology, plastic surgery is very common. As for the red rabbit eyes? Just wear a contact lens." Ling Feng felt that if he didn't say anything , he will never be able to speak again in this life.So he adjusted the expression on his face to be more disdainful, and said.

In fact, pretending to be stupid is also a necessity for life preservation and interpersonal communication.Learning to play dumb properly is very important and extremely difficult.

"Okay, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense, I'm so sleepy, go back to sleep first, 88~~~" Ling Feng yawned, waved his hands and walked towards his room.

"You are a smart man." Payne said lightly when passing by Payne.Ling Feng's footsteps stopped, his pupils shrank suddenly, but he still pretended to be ignorant and turned around and said in doubt: "What are you talking about? I don't understand~~"

"..." Payne stared straight ahead in silence, and stopped talking to Ling Feng who was pretending to be stupid.

Naturally, Ling Feng would not bother, and hurried back to the room.

Throwing down on the soft bed, Ling Feng took a long breath, only to realize that his back was soaked in cold sweat.It was really too dangerous just now, that guy Didara, I really wonder if he framed him purely on purpose, but Didara is not that smart yet, and he has no value in letting him do that.

Payne.He should... see that he is playing dumb, right?Ling Feng frowned.Payne's boss, Obitu, is also pretending to be crazy and stupid now. Payne, who has already learned that Brother Tu is pretending to be stupid, should also see himself.Otherwise...he wouldn't have said that meaningful sentence.

He always felt that it was a mistake for him to come here, and Ling Feng buried his head in the soft pillow.At the beginning, if he mustered up the courage to reject Tsunade's mother-in-law, at most he would be beaten up and put in a hospital to eat liquid food or something. It was because he made a small compromise at the beginning, but now, he probably wants to go back if he can go back. Thank goodness.Ling Feng sighed deeply.Sure enough, a normal person like him couldn't communicate and get along with Xiao's organization, which was a collection of weird **Bingshan****.

But why didn't Payne kill himself?Maybe, are you trying to use yourself to do something?

I am just a scumbag ninja cat, what is there to use.Ling Feng laughed at himself.

Forget it, let's take a step at a time.Ling Feng, who indicated that the brain cells were consumed too much, closed his eyes tiredly, and threw himself into the embrace of the sweet dream.

Perhaps, is a sweet dream?
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Ling Feng pushed open the door, and no surprises, everyone was eating at the long dining table.To be honest, how happy was it to see everyone get along in harmony?When sitting here to eat, Ling Feng was deeply shocked.He always thought that Xiao's people ate their own food, rather than having dinner together.

Seeing the dry instant noodles on the dining table, Ling Feng... really had a stomachache.

In the past few months, except for going out to perform tasks, he has been eating instant noodles every day, and his three meals a day are instant noodles.Ling Feng, who used to like instant noodles, now feels a deep stomachache whenever he sees instant noodles.

Looking at the Xiao people around who were still calm and composed, Ling Feng couldn't help sighing in his heart: Sure enough, Xiao's organization is unusual, even the stomach is unusually strong.

"Then... Xiao Organization...is it short of money? Why...do you have to eat unnutritious and boring instant noodles every day?" Ling Feng hesitated to say what was in his heart, he really couldn't bear it It's time to eat instant noodles.

This sentence made everyone in the Akatsuki organization raise their heads one after another, and their eyes flashed with the meaning of "I am so happy that someone finally told us our difficulties." The only one who was not happy was Uncle Kadotsu.The corners frowned and began to cool off.

"I pay, and I cook." Ling Feng silently waved a handkerchief in his heart, bidding farewell to the beautiful and lovely Qian Qian.

"Okay." Uncle Jiaodu withdrew his air-conditioning, since it was not spent on his own and the organization's money, then it doesn't matter.

"Then I'll go buy the materials first, you wait." Ling Feng said as he came out of the kitchen full of cobwebs after cleaning.

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Although Ling Feng is a real big man, Ling Feng is still very good at cooking.After all, because he was an orphan and had no one to cook for him, he could only receive comfort money to buy instant noodles.Xiao Lingfeng, who was admitted to the hospital after eating instant noodles, vowed to learn how to cook after being discharged from the hospital. The process can be described as difficult.

All in all, if Ling Feng were to go back to the days of eating instant noodles, he would rather die immediately.He doesn't want to eat instant noodles and be hospitalized again.

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Small theater - a small piece every day
People often stop their progress in frustration when they are close to success. As everyone knows, the god of luck is only one step away from you.Now that we have identified the goal, we must go on firmly and bravely, and success is not far away.At the critical moment, it is also time to add another firewood.Add another firewood, and the water at 99 degrees Celsius can reach the boiling point!
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