Cross Naruto into a cat
Chapter 54
Chapter 54
Sharing a room with Itachi Uchiha is still very stressful. Even if Itachi is a good brother who is gentle and amiable, wouldn't it be shocking to see a pair of big red eyes when he opened his eyes at night?In addition, if Itachi is not used to himself, what should he do if he falls asleep and thinks he is an enemy?Ling Feng thought for a while, just in case, he decided to take complete measures.
Ling Feng took out a sign he didn't know where he found it, on which it was written in bright red paint - not an enemy! ! !These four characters plus three exclamation points.Ling Feng looked at the sign very satisfied, and hung it on the cabinet next to Weasel's bed.I made it there with a prank trick when I was a child, as long as Itachi got up too hard, the sign would fall off.
As if that wasn't enough, it won't last long.If Itachi treats himself as an enemy, it only takes 0 seconds to get up and dodge the sign, and he probably won't read what is written on the sign, immediately come up and chop himself, or directly burn him.
Ling Feng thought for a while, took out some of the remaining glue, put it in a bottle, and placed it on the ceiling fan. As soon as the sign was touched, the rope would pull the glue bottle and sprinkle it down.And this is quick-drying glue, which is very sticky.
Well, this should last until I get up and explain, right?
How about... add another one?
Ling Feng thought for a moment, took the big bucket at the door and filled it with water, and put it on the fan like glue, saying that Xiao's fan is of really good quality——Ling Feng sighed.In this way, the water can extinguish the fire, so there should be no need to worry, right?
so be it.Ling Feng yawned, lay on the bed, heard the sound of the door opening, and said to Itachi who just came back: "Sleep. Turn off the lights."
"Yeah." Itachi agreed lightly, and then the room fell into darkness.
Itachi shouldn't be able to snore... Ling Feng thought in a daze, and then went to drink tea with Duke Zhou.
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"Ling Feng! Come and witness my art!" Didara kicked open the door and shouted loudly.
"No... I want to sleep again..." Ling Feng tugged at the quilt, turned over and fell asleep again.
"Damn kid! You're not afraid of me, are you? Hmm!" Didara's loud voice woke up Ling Feng completely.
"I said Deidara, this is Itachi's room, aren't you afraid that Itachi will kill you?" Ling Feng got up and got up. Ling Feng usually only took off his coat when he slept, and wore everything else to sleep.
"I'm not afraid... Well, besides... Itachi must have gone out so late, um." Didara's voice was much lower, obviously lacking in confidence.After all, Didala came here only after being knocked down by Weasel Rabbit Eye.
"But unfortunately, Itachi hasn't gotten up yet." Ling Feng glanced at the bulge wrapped in the quilt on the opposite bed.
"So what! Hmm!" Didara's voice was much louder in order to improve his momentum. "I……"
"Didara." Itachi's calm voice sounded, interrupting Didara's words.
Ling Feng felt suddenly a lot colder, and then glanced at the Itachi who was faintly angry and stared wide-eyed beside him, and suddenly understood—Itachi had the urge to get up.
Didara knew he was wrong, but still stubbornly raised his head: "What's wrong!"
Itachi suddenly started to move, and Ling Feng felt a sense of tragedy—not Deidara.
really.Ling Feng's defensive measures were activated, and the big sign hanging on the cabinet fell and was smashed by Itachi's fist, but in such a short time, the glue was spilled, and he didn't wake up much, and he didn't know that there was a trap in his house Itachi couldn't dodge in time, splashed some glue, and then the bucket and water fell down, scattered all over the ground, and helped Itachi take a bath by the way.
"...Who did it." Itachi and Sasuke are brothers, and the black energy has materialized, floating around Itachi.
Ling Feng shivered, pointing at Didala who didn't understand what happened at all: "He." Then he turned to Didara and said, "Right?"
Didara, who was inexplicably accused, hadn't reacted yet, and subconsciously hummed: "Yeah. Hmm? Hmm!!! After a moment of surprise, Didara immediately woke up, "It's nothing to do with me, it wasn't me!Itachi!How could I use such vulgar means!I am a great artist! "
Itachi looked at Ling Feng again, and Ling Feng quickly waved his hand: "How could it be me! I originally wanted to sleep in that bed, but when I saw your things there, I didn't sleep there, and got up and went to my current bed .I can't possibly set a trap for myself, can I?"
"...How about it, you two treat me to a meal of meatballs." Itachi thought for a while, then said.
Do not bring such ah!Who doesn't know, Itachi, you are a ball control!It will cost you a meal to invite you! ! !
Didara also knew this, and he shouted unconvinced: "Why should I treat you to eat meatballs! Hmm!"
Itachi glanced over, and Didara was quiet.
Unable to beat Itachi, Didara looked at Ling Feng who was trying to blend himself into the background again: "Damn brat! It's all your fault!"
Well, although it's all my fault, I will never admit it!Ling Feng said with a righteous face: "You can scold me and beat me, but you must not insult my personality!"
"Okay, then I'll show you my great art! Hmm!" Deidara threw the white spider-like clay, "Drink!"
"Ahhh-"
"boom!!!"
The huge explosion echoed in Akatsuki's base, and Itachi's room was directly damaged, and the blood value plummeted, leaving only 1 drop of blood.
"What's the matter?" Payne suddenly appeared calmly, and soon everyone from Xiao came.
"It seems that we can only change rooms." Itachi also looked at his bombed-out room calmly.Anyway, I don't need to accompany me, I can still eat meatballs, and there is nothing important in them.
"Aiya~~~It's so miserable, so miserable~~~" Ah Fei added fuel to the fire.
Looking at the damaged base and the horrific Itachi's room, Kakuzu said gloomyly, "Didara, the mission is doubled, and the reward will be deducted!"
Didara gave Ling Feng a hard look: "It's all to blame for this dead brat!"
"That... Deidara, I remember that you kicked open Itachi's door first, and then you didn't care about 21 and planted the bomb. Right, Itachi?" Ling Feng looked at Itachi.
"..."
"Look, Itachi has acquiesced." Ling Feng turned around.
"...I'm going to blow you up!!!" Didara took out the clay again angrily, and was slapped on the wall by Jiaodu: "Didala, if you plant bombs in the base again, I will kill you .”
"Damn it!" Deidara cursed.
"Tomorrow, the Qingyu team will go to perform the task, and Konoha's kid will follow. You have to make up for the loss this time." Boss Payne finished calmly, and left in a blink of an eye.
Ah? ? ! ! !
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Small theater - a small piece every day
People often say: "The ignorant is fearless." Maybe it is true, because there are too many inherent knowledge in the mind, causing people to lose the courage to pursue.Let go of your preconceptions and bravely pursue what you want, and you will succeed.
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Ah Lu: "One more chapter~~~ By the way, everyone, please go to the book review area to make a fuss~~~"
collect! ! !
recommend! ! ! !
Reward! ! ! ! !
book review! ! ! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Sharing a room with Itachi Uchiha is still very stressful. Even if Itachi is a good brother who is gentle and amiable, wouldn't it be shocking to see a pair of big red eyes when he opened his eyes at night?In addition, if Itachi is not used to himself, what should he do if he falls asleep and thinks he is an enemy?Ling Feng thought for a while, just in case, he decided to take complete measures.
Ling Feng took out a sign he didn't know where he found it, on which it was written in bright red paint - not an enemy! ! !These four characters plus three exclamation points.Ling Feng looked at the sign very satisfied, and hung it on the cabinet next to Weasel's bed.I made it there with a prank trick when I was a child, as long as Itachi got up too hard, the sign would fall off.
As if that wasn't enough, it won't last long.If Itachi treats himself as an enemy, it only takes 0 seconds to get up and dodge the sign, and he probably won't read what is written on the sign, immediately come up and chop himself, or directly burn him.
Ling Feng thought for a while, took out some of the remaining glue, put it in a bottle, and placed it on the ceiling fan. As soon as the sign was touched, the rope would pull the glue bottle and sprinkle it down.And this is quick-drying glue, which is very sticky.
Well, this should last until I get up and explain, right?
How about... add another one?
Ling Feng thought for a moment, took the big bucket at the door and filled it with water, and put it on the fan like glue, saying that Xiao's fan is of really good quality——Ling Feng sighed.In this way, the water can extinguish the fire, so there should be no need to worry, right?
so be it.Ling Feng yawned, lay on the bed, heard the sound of the door opening, and said to Itachi who just came back: "Sleep. Turn off the lights."
"Yeah." Itachi agreed lightly, and then the room fell into darkness.
Itachi shouldn't be able to snore... Ling Feng thought in a daze, and then went to drink tea with Duke Zhou.
================================================== ======
"Ling Feng! Come and witness my art!" Didara kicked open the door and shouted loudly.
"No... I want to sleep again..." Ling Feng tugged at the quilt, turned over and fell asleep again.
"Damn kid! You're not afraid of me, are you? Hmm!" Didara's loud voice woke up Ling Feng completely.
"I said Deidara, this is Itachi's room, aren't you afraid that Itachi will kill you?" Ling Feng got up and got up. Ling Feng usually only took off his coat when he slept, and wore everything else to sleep.
"I'm not afraid... Well, besides... Itachi must have gone out so late, um." Didara's voice was much lower, obviously lacking in confidence.After all, Didala came here only after being knocked down by Weasel Rabbit Eye.
"But unfortunately, Itachi hasn't gotten up yet." Ling Feng glanced at the bulge wrapped in the quilt on the opposite bed.
"So what! Hmm!" Didara's voice was much louder in order to improve his momentum. "I……"
"Didara." Itachi's calm voice sounded, interrupting Didara's words.
Ling Feng felt suddenly a lot colder, and then glanced at the Itachi who was faintly angry and stared wide-eyed beside him, and suddenly understood—Itachi had the urge to get up.
Didara knew he was wrong, but still stubbornly raised his head: "What's wrong!"
Itachi suddenly started to move, and Ling Feng felt a sense of tragedy—not Deidara.
really.Ling Feng's defensive measures were activated, and the big sign hanging on the cabinet fell and was smashed by Itachi's fist, but in such a short time, the glue was spilled, and he didn't wake up much, and he didn't know that there was a trap in his house Itachi couldn't dodge in time, splashed some glue, and then the bucket and water fell down, scattered all over the ground, and helped Itachi take a bath by the way.
"...Who did it." Itachi and Sasuke are brothers, and the black energy has materialized, floating around Itachi.
Ling Feng shivered, pointing at Didala who didn't understand what happened at all: "He." Then he turned to Didara and said, "Right?"
Didara, who was inexplicably accused, hadn't reacted yet, and subconsciously hummed: "Yeah. Hmm? Hmm!!! After a moment of surprise, Didara immediately woke up, "It's nothing to do with me, it wasn't me!Itachi!How could I use such vulgar means!I am a great artist! "
Itachi looked at Ling Feng again, and Ling Feng quickly waved his hand: "How could it be me! I originally wanted to sleep in that bed, but when I saw your things there, I didn't sleep there, and got up and went to my current bed .I can't possibly set a trap for myself, can I?"
"...How about it, you two treat me to a meal of meatballs." Itachi thought for a while, then said.
Do not bring such ah!Who doesn't know, Itachi, you are a ball control!It will cost you a meal to invite you! ! !
Didara also knew this, and he shouted unconvinced: "Why should I treat you to eat meatballs! Hmm!"
Itachi glanced over, and Didara was quiet.
Unable to beat Itachi, Didara looked at Ling Feng who was trying to blend himself into the background again: "Damn brat! It's all your fault!"
Well, although it's all my fault, I will never admit it!Ling Feng said with a righteous face: "You can scold me and beat me, but you must not insult my personality!"
"Okay, then I'll show you my great art! Hmm!" Deidara threw the white spider-like clay, "Drink!"
"Ahhh-"
"boom!!!"
The huge explosion echoed in Akatsuki's base, and Itachi's room was directly damaged, and the blood value plummeted, leaving only 1 drop of blood.
"What's the matter?" Payne suddenly appeared calmly, and soon everyone from Xiao came.
"It seems that we can only change rooms." Itachi also looked at his bombed-out room calmly.Anyway, I don't need to accompany me, I can still eat meatballs, and there is nothing important in them.
"Aiya~~~It's so miserable, so miserable~~~" Ah Fei added fuel to the fire.
Looking at the damaged base and the horrific Itachi's room, Kakuzu said gloomyly, "Didara, the mission is doubled, and the reward will be deducted!"
Didara gave Ling Feng a hard look: "It's all to blame for this dead brat!"
"That... Deidara, I remember that you kicked open Itachi's door first, and then you didn't care about 21 and planted the bomb. Right, Itachi?" Ling Feng looked at Itachi.
"..."
"Look, Itachi has acquiesced." Ling Feng turned around.
"...I'm going to blow you up!!!" Didara took out the clay again angrily, and was slapped on the wall by Jiaodu: "Didala, if you plant bombs in the base again, I will kill you .”
"Damn it!" Deidara cursed.
"Tomorrow, the Qingyu team will go to perform the task, and Konoha's kid will follow. You have to make up for the loss this time." Boss Payne finished calmly, and left in a blink of an eye.
Ah? ? ! ! !
================================================== ======
Small theater - a small piece every day
People often say: "The ignorant is fearless." Maybe it is true, because there are too many inherent knowledge in the mind, causing people to lose the courage to pursue.Let go of your preconceptions and bravely pursue what you want, and you will succeed.
================================================== ======
Ah Lu: "One more chapter~~~ By the way, everyone, please go to the book review area to make a fuss~~~"
collect! ! !
recommend! ! ! !
Reward! ! ! ! !
book review! ! ! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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