Cross Naruto into a cat

Chapter 226 This World Is Crazy (End)

[There is always a colorful river meandering in the fairy tale town, full of perverted atmosphere of magic, but twists and turns in love. moment. 】

Time remaining: 6 days

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"Itachi, Shishui, do you know medical skills?" Ling Feng brought up the topic.

"Huh? I know a little about simple outdoor bandaging." Zhishui replied.

Ling Feng continued: "That's it. Speaking of which, Itachi is a prince. He should have learned the theoretical knowledge of various intractable diseases?"

Itachi: "I have learned."

"Can I trouble you to see my friend? He has been in a coma, and I want to know what's wrong with him." Ling Feng stuck out his tongue, "He's in my room now, go and see?"

Uchiha Itachi nodded slightly, agreeing.The three of them entered the house.

Ling Feng led the two of them to Kakashi's side - Kakashi's mask had already been removed by the curious Ling Feng, and he didn't put the mask on again considering the ventilation problem.

Now Kakashi slept peacefully, his face was rosy, not at all weak and pale like a patient, as if he could open his eyes the next moment.

Zhishui stood aside and looked at it with concern.

Uchiha Itachi frowned: "How long has he been like this?"

Ling Feng scratched his head, thinking about the plot of Sleeping Beauty sleeping for n years, and said carefully: "It's been several months."

Obviously there are too few clues like this, Uchiha Itachi leaned down to observe Kakashi closely.

Sorry Uchiha Itachi!Ling Feng closed his eyes and gritted his teeth to form a small group of massagers.Only the kiss of His Royal Highness is the antidote!A man won't lose a piece of flesh even if he kisses it!Please!

Itachi, who was concentrating on his concentration, was caught off guard and his head was pressed down. Now that he was so close to Kakashi, he naturally... lived up to Ling Feng's expectations... and kissed.

Uchiha Shisui: "...?"

Uchiha Itachi: "...!"

"Ding dong—the fairy tale story Sleeping Beauty is completed."

Kakashi who was lying on the bed woke up slowly. He hadn't opened his eyes to see the sun for a long time. He squinted his eyes for a while, and the shuriken that flew over and inserted obliquely into the bed board woke him up suddenly.Kakashi realized it was in a room.When he turned his head, he saw a black-haired young man with red rabbit eyes chasing a short-haired young man and beating him around the house. A gentle and helpless man beside him tried to persuade him: "Calm down, don't bring the house down."

"Hmph, you'll be fine without using lethal ninjutsu." Itachi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, Itachi!" Ling Feng said while dexterously dodging Itachi's shuriken, avoiding looking at Itachi so as not to fall into the illusion, "And I apologize (ω) If it’s not possible, how many meals of three-color meatballs can you please?”

"..." Itachi was amazed at Ling Feng's speed, his shuriken was [-]% accurate, but Ling Feng could miss it every time.

Ling Feng: I am very confident in my speed!
"That... May I ask who you are?" Kakashi sat up and asked aloud.

Ling Feng jumped up and down to dodge, and said: "Snow White (whispering)——Ling Feng! I am Ling Feng! (loud)——Please, Itachi, can I make you something delicious? Stop hitting... (╥_╥)”

"...This is not an example." Uchiha Itachi stopped and straightened his clothes, "I am Uchiha Itachi."

"Uchiha Shisui~" Shisui looked at Kakashi with a smile.

"Hello, I'm Kakashi Hatake." Kakashi said with a standard dead fish-eye expression, "Where is this place?"

Uchiha Itachi glanced at Ling Feng: Didn't you say this is your friend?

Ling Feng smiled dryly, and said to Kakashi: "This is a wooden house in Gu Wenlin... I saw you unconscious in the woods and dragged you back. Itachi woke you up." As for how to save it, Ling Feng I skipped it with interest.

Hatake Kakashi didn't seem to have any impression of his coma experience. After knowing that the people in front of him helped him, he politely thanked them and offered to invite them to be guests——Hatake's family is also in Gu Wenlin.

Ling Feng resolutely declined, he couldn't leave here, the dwarf he found so hard!

Itachi Uchiha nodded slightly in agreement, because he was afraid that Amaterasu could not help Lingfeng if he stayed here any longer.

Ling Feng: The Uchiha is really scary... Brother Tu was buried alive, and Itachi was burned. (.`)
As the prince's knight, Shisui naturally followed Itachi - although they had already paid Akatsuki, the money was nothing to the royal family.

After the excitement, Xiao's House returned to calm again.Ling Feng was the only one left in the crowded room.

"Well, there's only one person left." Ling Feng lay on the bed in a corpse-like state, "Suddenly I miss Naruto and the others, I hope to finish the story soon."

"Ah, brother Lingfeng is finally dead~ I'm so happy~" Ah Fei suddenly jumped out of the black hole.

"..." Ling Feng didn't bother to talk to A Fei.

"Well~ let's bury Ling Feng first~" Ah Fei made a gesture to grab Ling Feng's arm.

"Hey! He's not dead." Ling Feng turned over and complained, "Why are you so interested in burying alive?"

Ah Fei laughed and said, "Brother Lingfeng~Where did that white hair go~"

"I'm going home. I left with Uchiha Itachi and Shisui." Ling Feng curled his lips, "Kids, don't always think about harming others. There is no grievance that can't be overcome. Maybe there is a misunderstanding. .” He bounced down with a carp and walked towards the door, “Don’t regret it then.”

Ah Fei was silent, and stood there for a while.Then, just like when he came, he disappeared from the black hole.

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Ling Feng continued his life of moving the stool at the door.

About 2 days later, another old woman with a different appearance—yes, the main body was Orochimaru—appeared, this time carrying a fruit basket full of bright red apples.

Swallowing the sweet-looking but poisonous apple just like the plot, Ling Feng fell to the ground in a more comfortable position.

This time was different from the last coma. This time Ling Feng's body was lying down, but his soul seemed to be out of his body, and he could stay awake and watch by the side.

A Fei was the first to notice, and he started digging a hole with a small shovel in high spirits.

"Brother Tu is so obsessed with burying me!" Ling Feng was shocked, "I don't know how to change files!"

Fortunately, Jiaodu stopped Ah Fei: "Wait, Ah Fei, this guy is still alive. You put him aside, when he wakes up, I'm still waiting to collect the overdue rent."

Ling Feng: "..." I really don't know whether to be happy or sad.

Li Yi still has 4 days.The ninja couldn't die in a short time even if he didn't eat or drink, so Ling Feng stayed in this state for 3 days.

On the last day, there was still no prince riding a white horse—let alone a prince, not even a monkey!

Ling Feng was confused: "Is this plot wrong? Where is Prince Charming?"

"You still have one more day." Kong Chen tapped on the palm of his hand and said.

Ling Feng waited for a long time with anxiety, until the sun slanted to the top of the mountain, and the afterglow reflected the mountains and forests, but he did not see the legendary Prince Charming.

Is it possible to stay here forever?Become a part of this fairy tale world?

There was the sound of horseshoes in the distance, and Ling Feng looked happily—the pure white snow-like BMW, and the silver imperial dress with beautiful tassels——Ling Feng looked at Kong Chen who was riding the horse with a dazed expression.

Kong Chen showed a perfect smile: "It seems that your Prince Charming won't come, then I will forcefully be Prince Charming and take you out."

He gracefully raised his hand to pick up Ling Feng, and patted Ling Feng's back fiercely.Ling Feng coughed and spat out the poisonous apple that was precisely controlled in his throat.

"...Is this considered cheating?" Ling Feng raised his head and smiled.

"Why cheat?" Kong Chen blinked slyly, "Who stipulated that Prince Charming must be a character? I can be one if I want to."

"So what's the next step?" Ling Feng spread his hands, "I haven't received a reminder that the plot is complete."

"Of course, in the original book, Prince Charming and Snow White ride away together on horseback." Kong Chen stretched out his hand, "Let's go."

Ling Feng put aside Kong Chen's hand, and got on the horse neatly by himself: "Two people——shouldn't crush this white horse."

Kong Chen withdrew his hand very naturally, held the rein with both hands, and sang a song softly in his mouth: "There is always a dreamy river meandering in the fairy tale town~ It separates ideals and reality, and then meets at the mountain pass ahead~ The stream keeps flowing Splashes of water are drawn into a curtain, and time enters the water..."

It's very strange, obviously never heard of it before, but Ling Feng couldn't help but sang the last sentence: "... Let all the moments that have come to a happy ending a long, long time ago~ It's strange~~"

In the weird and light tune, the last rays of the setting sun illuminate the whole world.

Everything is back to normal.

Or rather, never changed.

====== This world is crazy ======
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This special chapter is finally over_(:3」∠)_ Congratulations, congratulations

There will be no more special articles after that.But there will be a few more short stories.

Proposed short story:

1. I spent the New Year with the villain (Orochimaru in the snake raising chapter)
2. Ling Feng has become a girl (like the title hahaha)
3. Returning Together (Yi Yi Ling Feng)
Do you have any ideas you want to see ()☆You can leave a message, Alu will work hard to write (ω)Thank you for being with us all the way.

After writing the short story, the last postscript (there will be easter eggs, A Lusang will tell his own story 2333).See you again in the real world (╰╯)
　I went back to my hometown, and I finally found it on the Internet, so I quickly posted it haha ​​(ω)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)