Cross Naruto into a cat

Chapter 221 The World Is Crazy (8)

Chapter 221 The World Is Going Crazy (Part [-])
【I heard that Pinocchio always tells lies. 】

Remaining time: 14 and a half days
*****
The house was completely in ruins, so Lingfeng had no choice but to sleep in the woods with Gaara and Yashamaru all night.Fortunately, autumn has not come yet, and it is not very cold.

At this time, Ling Feng was a little envious of the frog weasel -- he was small, could be squeezed among the three of them, and was warm.

After barely sleeping all night, Ling Feng woke up the next day when the sun was shining brightly.

It was still caused by the system notification sound that the plot of Little Red Riding Hood was completed.

Yashamaru and Gaara are still asleep.

Uchiha Itachi seemed to have woken up a long time ago, standing in front of him and looking into the distance.

"Hey, Itachi," Ling Feng called out, "Send them back, let's go find the princess."

Itachi hummed lightly.

Lingfeng tries to wake up Yashamaru and Gaara, but to no avail.The two slept soundly.

never mind.Ling Feng thought.Or drag them back.

Really drag it back.Ling Feng used the wind blade to cut a large piece of tree, drilled a hole, and found something like a bed sheet from the ruins to tie a rope through it.He piled Yakshamaru Gaara on top, and a shallow layer of chakra was attached to the bark to reduce friction, and then dragged away.

At this moment, Ling Feng dragged two people, one big and one small, with the frog weasel standing on his shoulders, as if he was dragging his family to escape.

The weather was not hot, so Lingfeng stepped up and went back in less than half a day.He dragged Gaara and Yashamaru into the house under Temari's bewildered eyes, and said, "I saw that black monster, but it was finally taken away by hunters and dogs."

"It...disappeared? Gone?" Temari stammered.

"Yes." Ling Feng picked up the cup and took a sip of water, "Because I'm so handsome, let it go away ashamed."

Temari: "... Huh?" She paused, "Anyway, if that guy really disappears, thank you very much."

"The higher the appearance, the greater the responsibility." Ling Feng said very smoothly.

The frog weasel had no expression on his face, and patted Ling Feng's face with his webbed palm.

"Oh yes, do you know where there is a princess nearby?" Ling Feng asked.

"Princess? Aren't you Snow White?"

Ling Feng choked for a moment: "No, I'm a fake...princess."

"In this case..." Temari thought for a while, "After leaving the village, the nearest place is the Murloc Kingdom, and there is a princess in the Murloc Kingdom..."

Of course Ling Feng knew the difference between murlocs and mermaids, but as time passed, he could save money, so he said, "Tell me about the princess of the murloc kingdom."

"Go out from the south gate of the village and go straight south. There will be a big lake called Shark Lake—a very strange name, but it was given by the princess."

Ling Feng: "..." I seem to have guessed who it is.

"Then let's go there, it's closer." Ling Feng felt guilty, so he didn't dare to look at Itachi.

Itachi didn't feel it, he said, "Okay."

After making up his mind to go to Shark Lake, Ling Feng took some fruit, thought about it, and asked Temari for a kitchen knife.

In case Itachi is very angry, he can defend himself with a kitchen knife...probably.

Following Temari's guidance, Ling Feng and Itachi soon saw a lake.The clear and transparent lake water is shining with sparkling waves, and the breeze blows past, leaving only circles of ripples, as sweet and peaceful as a sleeping beauty.The name Shark Lake is really inappropriate.

Clothes were neatly stacked beside the gray-black stones by the lake, and someone in the lake was taking a bath with their backs turned to them.

Ling Feng gestured to Itachi in sign language: "I'll attract his attention later, then you can use illusion, and I'll knock him out again, OK?"

Itachi nodded slightly.

Ling Feng jumped out from the bushes, squeezed his throat and said in a strange voice: "Hehehe, is the little beauty taking a bath alone?"

The back figure in the lake paused, then quickly jumped out of the lake, and ran towards Ling Feng like that!Chi Guoguo ran over!
Ling Feng and his little friend Itachi were stunned by the simple folk customs! ⊙▽⊙
The princess of the fish-man country is really a ghost, and I saw him naked, holding Ling Feng's hand with tears in his eyes: "No one has ever praised me for being beautiful——you are the first person to praise me—" —I want to repay you with a promise of my body..."

The corner of Ling Feng's mouth twitched: "...Why do you want revenge!" He whispered to Itachi, "Hurry up, Itachi!"

Itachi's round frog eyes were full of disgust: "No, ugly."

"..." Ling Feng said ╰_╯

Guixie made a gesture to pull Ling Feng away: "Don't hesitate, I'll go and tell my father that we will get married today."

You don't even ask my opinion!Ling Feng decisively picked up the frog Itachi on his shoulder and pressed it on Gui Shark's face.Since Itachi chose to be ugly, in order to restore his real body, he had no choice but to help him!
The defenseless Itachi had a perfect intimate contact with the equally defenseless Kisame. Although Kisame was knocked down by Itachi's illusion in the next moment, the plot was over.

Accompanied by the sound of the completion of the story of the Frog Prince, a burst of white smoke appeared in front of Ling Feng's eyes, and when the smoke cleared, in front of him was Kisame who was lying on the ground with red fruit, and Uchiha who was standing with the same red face and black face Ferret.

"..." Ling Feng was stunned for a moment, and then covered his eyes, "I'm sorry, I didn't see anything." He actually left a gap, if Itachi hit him, he would still have time to run away.

There were a few faint camera sounds of "click click" coming from the side, but Ling Feng's cat ears were sensitive, and he immediately looked towards the source of the sound: "Who is there?"

Itachi quickly moved to Kisame's clothes, picked up the clothes, and dodged behind the stone to cover most of his body.

The person taking the picture obviously didn't expect to be discovered, but he still stood up stupidly: "...how are you?"

Black and straight, wheat-colored skin, and a silly smile——Senju Zhuma stood there with a camera hanging around his neck: "I'm from Forest Daily, hello."

"..." In other words, the two naked people just now will be published in the newspaper tomorrow?Ling Feng even thought about the topic.

<Shock!In broad daylight, a naked man actually did this kind of thing to a shark of the same sex...>
I'm afraid it will be tomorrow... No, the newspaper office was set on fire by Itachi tonight. ('ω')
"Ding dong——Fairy Tale 4 The Princess and the Pea starts."

The abrupt system prompt broke Ling Feng's wild thoughts, and he saw that Zhu Jian had already turned around and was about to leave.

Itachi: "Stop!"

Ling Feng: "Wait a minute!"

The two spoke at the same time.

Itachi's clothes hadn't been changed yet, and he was surrounded by thick black air. Although he still looked paralyzed, he gritted his teeth and said, "Delete the photo for me!"

"...Ah, no way, I still have a lot of younger brothers waiting for me to support, and I rely on these to make money." Hashirama scratched his head and grinned, "See you in the world, brother!"

As soon as the voice fell, he ran into the depths of the woods.Ling Feng didn't know much about the plot of Princess Pea, so he chased after her closely: "Sao Nian wait a minute!"

Anyway, Itachi has changed back to human form now, and there are clothes in place, so there should be nothing wrong, Ling Feng thought so.He ran after Hashirama.

Seeing someone chasing him, Hashirama ran even faster.So Zhu Jian ran, Ling Feng chased --- Zhu Jian ran, Ling Feng chased --

In the end, both of them ran out of breath, Zhu Jian leaned on the tree and panted and said: "You are too persistent, isn't it just a photo? I didn't take a picture of you, you chased me all the way!"

"Who... who said that I'm going to ask you for a photo, but I want to ask you something else..." Ling Feng also supported a tree and gasped.

"You...you said it earlier..." Hashirama rolled his eyes.

"The key is... Huhu... You didn't even give me a chance... If I open my mouth, I won't be able to catch up with you..." Ling Feng spread his hands.

"Okay... Now that the misunderstanding is resolved, what do you want to ask?" Hashirama straightened up, looking over with clear black eyes.

#
#####
Alu: "Tell Itachi God I love him. ⊙▽⊙"

Ling Feng: "Don't be stupid, choose a way to die."

Ah Lu: "It's as if you don't need to be beaten (*_*)..."

Ling Feng: "Hahaha I run fast↖(^ω^)↗"

Ah Lu: "Hahaha, we cross dimensions! (^_^)"

 ('ω') scam corpse ⊙▽⊙
  I didn't expect my studies to be so stressful... Sad... I coded this article on and off for a month, and once I forgot to save the previous ones (T_T)
  Try to complete the fairy tale! happy

  
 
(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like