Cross Naruto into a cat

Chapter 15
A Lu: "Excerpted from Baidu =￣ω￣=
Naruto everyone eating watermelon
Naruto: I always eat watermelon as soon as I have it, until I run out, this is my way of ninja! (crazy)

Watermelon: (one me is eaten, there are thousands of me)

Sasuke: If you can give me strength...

Watermelon: (I'm not superman)

Sakura: Watermelon Watermelon, tell me if Sasuke likes me?

Watermelon: You idiot? (After 1 point, only an empty shell is left)
Xiao Li: Ah, youth!Youth!Youth!

Watermelon: (rolled from the table to the ground and broke).

Neji: I know you were born because this is your destiny
Watermelon: (You just look at it with supercilious eyes...)
Kiba: Akamaru, go and destroy that watermelon
Watermelon: (Damn it, can't you see that I was changed by Anbu?)

Kakashi: Where is your ass, I want to kill the millennium
Watermelon: (I have no butt)

Asma: Maybe sell you for a pack of cigarettes
Watermelon: (I'm worth 5 cents, what do you smoke?)
Moonlight: Cough, cough, a little dizzy

Watermelon: (Which of us will eat who?)

Choji: Without saying a word, I even ate the skin
watermelon:…………

Deer Wrist: I still have to cut it, too much trouble
Watermelon: (Then you should learn Dingci)

Gaara: Do you want to prove your existence before letting me eat it?
Watermelon: (I'm only here to quench your thirst)

Kankuro: The secret technique of the black machine-one hit is sure! ! !

Watermelon (already cut into pieces)
Orochimaru: Ah. .My future is in this watermelon
Watermelon: (who will eat me soon)

Jiraiya: You are the protagonist of the second part of Intimate Paradise!

Watermelon: (Who is the heroine?)

Tsunade: I bet this watermelon will disappear within 3 seconds, I will definitely win
Watermelon: (The reason is that I saw Choji)

Itachi: You stupid watermelon, run away until you die

Watermelon: (if I had legs)
Konoha Maru: Brother Naruto said there is no shortcut to eating watermelon

Watermelon: (What does this have to do with shortcuts?)
Ebisu: I will definitely cultivate you into the best watermelon
Watermelon: (Actually, I'm already rotten)
Three generations: The shadow of watermelon shines on the village
Watermelon: (my shadow...?)

First Generation: Wood Escape Secret Technique!The melon world is coming!

Watermelon: (My compatriots T_T)
Hinata: Actually, I, I, I am, yes, I want to,

Watermelon: (Needless to say, I know everything)

Iruka: I really want to treat you to ramen
Watermelon: (I appreciate your kindness)

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Naruto Everyone Eats BBQ
Kakashi group
Sasuke: eat without saying a word
Naruto: I looked at Sasuke and thought: He has eaten so much, I can't lose! , I want to eat more than him!binge eating...

cherry:
Appearance: Both Sasuke and Naruto ate so much, but I ate less, so I have to work harder! …

Heart: Just now Sasuke ate my grilled meat!This is the triumph of love!
Kakashi:
After eating, Kakashi looked at the three people who couldn't stand up, and said: "You can't stand up anymore, it seems that I can only put out this fire. Water escape: the art of the great waterfall!" Naruto ·%￥*……*%￥…—%*%*—……*—% (we are still next to the stove!) being washed away by water……………

2 sand ninja trio

Temari:

Why is the fire so slow? Fan it with a fan
Gaara and Kankuro flew out with the stove

Gaara said to the barbeque: "What do you think I am doing? (Flesh has eyes? Can it see people??...) Do you want to challenge me? Good Shafushu—Sandfall funeral!"

Teju cried: "Why waste meat? I haven't eaten it~~"

Kankuro: Well, that's why I don't want to be with this brat
3 butterfly deer pig trio
Choji
"Eh, there is no taste in your mouth before eating the first piece of meat. The first piece of meat is the most delicious, so the first piece of meat is the most valuable!"

"After eating the first piece of meat, I desperately want to eat the second piece, so the second piece of meat is the most valuable!"

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"The last piece of meat is the perfect ending, so you must eat the last piece of meat!"

In the end, the other two didn't eat anything...

Ino: "That's how you look (your eyes are burning), you don't understand anything! Look at Sasuke, so handsome, so considerate, so... (thousands of words are omitted below)" intoxicated. . .

Shikamaru
"Ah, ah, what a hassle"

4 asma red
Asma

Smoking a cigarette and watching the meat being scorched

red

Watching Asma ignore the meat at all

meat

"5555 doesn't eat people, why roast them?"

5 Kai group
Neji
Could my fate be like this meat, unchangeable? ? . . . (in pain, do not disturb)

Kai punched Li flying: "Li! Youth is like this meat! Youth is to burn!"

Plum

Standing up, two lines of tears: "Teacher, you are the most considerate! Good! I want to eat 1000 skewers of beef today!"

an hour passed

Li: "If you can't finish 1000 skewers of beef, eat 2000 skewers of pork!"

2 hours passed

Li: "If you can't finish 2000 skewers of pork, you can eat 3000 skewers of mutton!"

In the end, Li was another one in Konoha Village who was admitted to the hospital after eating too much barbecue... (the first one was Choji)

6 never cut white again
No more chopping: "Bai, you are the best tool for me to eat barbecue, eat all the meat!" (Everyone: Khan, what do you eat?)

Bai: "I will definitely help Mr. Zabuzhan fulfill his wish!" (Strive to eat!)

7 big snake ball bag
Orochimaru picked up the meat, looked left and right, took a bite and put it back, got up and left
Dou: "What are you doing?"

Orochimaru: "Hey, it will definitely come to me, it needs strength!" (Everyone: How did Khan Grill find you? Besides, what does it need strength for...) Black line...

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Speaking of ×× day, the XX passenger ship that the ninjas were riding on crashed into the ×× glacier

Captain: Comrades! ! !The ship is sinking! ! ! !Jump into the water quickly! ! ! !

But, no one cares about the captain~~~
Captain: No one cares about me! ! !Had to use the trump card! ! !
boom! ! ! !The captain kicked itachi down! ! !
Captain: Look, Sasuke!Your brother is down there!
Sasuke: I'm going to kill that man.

boom!Sasuke jumped down~~~
Captain: Sakura!Sasuke jumped down!

Sakura: Sasuke! !I am coming! ! ! !
boom!Sakura jumped down~~~~~
Ino: I will never give up Sasuke to you! ! !Wide forehead!
boom!Ino jumped down~~~~
Captain: Naruto!Sakura jumped down!

Naruto: No!Sakura!
boom!Naruto jumped down~~~
Captain: Shikamaru!Ino jumped down too!
Shikamaru: Hey~~~Women are so troublesome~~~
boom!Shikamaru jumped down~~~~
Captain: Hinata!Naruto jumped down!

Hinata: Naruto~~~ Naruto, I~~ I always say what I have to say, this is my ninja way~~~ Bang!Hinata jumped down~~~
Captain: Temari!Shikamaru jumped down!

Temari: Bastard!Do you want to admit defeat again!
bump!Temari jumped down~~~
Captain: Neji!Hinata jumped down!

Ning Ci: I can only protect the members of the clan~~~This is destiny~~
boom!Ning Ci jumped down~~~~
Captain: Every day!Ning Ci jumped down!

Tiantian: Ning Ci! ! ! ! !
boom!Jump down every day~~~
(What about other people?)

Captain: Gaara, do you want love?Then just jump.

Gaara: For love, I dance.

boom!Gaara jumped down~~~
Captain: Kankuro, Gaara will listen to you if you jump off.

Kankuro: Brat!I want you to listen to me!
boom!Kankuro jumped down~~~~~
Captain: Li, Sakura said he likes boys who dive~~
Xiao Li: Sakura!I want to burn my youth for you! !
boom!Xiao Li jumped down~~~~~
Captain: Ziraiya!There are so many beautiful mm below!
Jiraiya: Ladies!I'm coming!
boom!Zilai also jumped down~~~~
Captain: Orochimaru, Sasuke said you will be your container when you dive into the water
.Orochimaru: Hehehe~~Sasuke, I want to fix your body~~~
boom!Orochimaru jumped down~~~~
Captain: Whoa!The casino below is really big!
Tsunade: Where? ?
boom!Tsunade jumped down~~~~~
Captain: Finally finished dancing~~~~~~~? ? ! ! ! ! !ah! ! !And I didn't jump! !

what to do! ! ! !Who will save me! ! ! ! SOS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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