Cross Naruto into a cat

Chapter 145 The correspondent is a big joke
Ling Feng said, why did my brother disappear when I woke up! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Don't get me wrong, Ling Feng didn't become a father-in-law←←just woke up and found that Xiao Ningci was gone.

Moreover, the surrounding area was cleaned up very cleanly. It was not a short-term outing, but really left by himself.

He didn't take too many things away, he just took a self-defense dagger, and Ling Feng's special fruit knife was still on him.Flashlights and other things were neatly packed by Ningci, and the food was just a few small wild fruits that Materia Medica gave.

"Why did he leave by himself?"

"Maybe... don't want to drag you down?" Kong Chen guessed.

"... Oh." Ling Feng nodded, suddenly stunned, "Huh? Wait? The chips are all in Xiao Ningci's coat pocket yesterday. I put them all in for him yesterday! Including mine!"

"..."

"...The chip has been away for more than 12 hours, right? So, now I'm out... 〒▽〒 I'm so sorry for this way of getting out." Ling Feng burst into tears.

"Forget it, go back early and rest early, anyway, I have been classified as a 'dead person' now, it is meaningless for me to stay here and I can't stay in the examination room." Ling Feng didn't take the things on the ground, and waited. Save it for Xiaoning's next use.

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"Yo, I met Brother Rabbit again." Ling Feng was heading for the exit when Materia Medica suddenly appeared in front of him and said hello.

"Ah, hello, foodie." Ling Feng also replied politely.

"What? Where's your brother? Isn't he with you?" Materia Medica looked around Ling Feng and asked curiously.

Ling Feng rushed forward with a stride, Materia Medica was taken aback, before he could run away, Ling Feng grabbed his hands.Ling Feng said with a bitter face: "It's a weird way to get out of the game. I put all the chips in my brother's brain, and accidentally put my own in there, and then there is no more!"

Materia Medica was dizzy, he shook his head, and replied, "Sorry, I really don't understand what you're talking about. Are you speaking human language, Brother Rabbit?"

"Hey, it's too much, foodie brother QAQ"

"Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome, Brother Rabbit."

"Hey, the channel is different, brother foodie!"

"Why is it different, brother Lingfeng?"

"It's completely different... Oh? Wait, what did you call me just now?" The name of Materia Medica immediately brought Ling Feng back from the arguing.

"Huh? What's the matter? Did I call you Brother Ling Feng by the wrong name?" Materia Medica asked with a smile.

"..." Ling Feng let go of the hand holding Materia Medica, moved a little away from him, and looked Materia Medica up and down.

"Who are you?" Ling Feng stared at Materia Medica's green hair and asked.

Materia Medica: "Oh, of course I am human!"

"I'm not asking about your race, I'm asking about your identity!"

"Oh, I understand." Materia Medica clapped her hands and began to sing: "La la la~ la la la~ I am a little expert in communication~ I am not afraid of wind and rain..."

"Stop! Stop!" Ling Feng covered his ears, and hurriedly shouted to stop, the devil's voice was really unbearable for ordinary people.

Materia Medica, who was singing vigorously, couldn't stop at all, and singing there with great interest, Ling Feng took out a fruit from his pocket and stuffed it into Materia Medica's mouth vigorously, which made the non-stop guy stop.

Materia Medica followed the Lingfeng and chewed the fruit into pieces, biting even the core in his mouth, and ended up gritting his teeth, screaming and jumping around.

Ling Feng: "..." Materia Medica, is he really stupid or fake? Hey!
After asking Materia Medica to do this, Ling Feng almost forgot to ask him something, but fortunately Kong Chen reminded him in his consciousness.Ling Feng folded his arms around his chest, imitating Sasuke and standing pretending to be B, looking at Materia Medica that was still bouncing around, he sneered.

"Hey, that's enough. Tell me, how do you know my name?"

Materia Medica tilted her head and replied: "Ma Ma said that if you want to be friends with others, you must first know their names."

"Stop talking nonsense here and talk quickly!"

"Hmm..." Materia Medica stood up straight, and slowly suppressed the smile on his face, "It's really just like what Lang Han said, he is a guy with a negative IQ."

"Contract beast?!"

"That's right. I still have the idea that you can recognize it as soon as you meet. I didn't expect it. You didn't guess it right until I said it." Materia Medica raised her hands, and Ling Feng became vigilant.

"Oh, I just said that there must be someone funnier than me in the world, hahahahaha!" Ben Cao rubbed her face with both hands and rolled on the ground exaggeratedly, "Sure enough, I'm still very smart~"

... This guy must be really out of his mind and can't explain it! (ー`′ー) Sure enough, I must be thinking too much about being fake and stupid!

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, let's get down to business." Materia Medica gracefully got up from the ground, patted the dirt on her body, and said with a dead leaf on her head.

Who is making trouble? Hey!

"Well, don't be hostile to me. I'm very friendly." Materia Medica said with a smile, "I'm not on your side, nor do I belong to Lang Han's faction. I'm just a correspondent, ah, Just a messenger. Neutral."

Ling Feng raised his eyebrows and asked, "Okay, then tell me, what are you going to say?"

"First of all, I want to talk about the rules. That is, you are not allowed to speak out against the correspondent, and secondly, you must not steal from the correspondent. You must abide by these two points." Materia Medica raised two fingers.

"OK, all right."

"Okay. This is very important news. You may be irritable, angry and sad. Of course, you may also be very happy. Ah, there may be no reaction at all..."

"Get to the point!" Ling Feng picked out his ears.

"This news is: ... um, I forgot (.⌒?⌒)" Materia Medica scratched her head in embarrassment, and stuck out her tongue at Ling Feng.

"..." Ling Feng took out a fruit knife.

"Hey, what are you doing! Don't blame the messenger! ε==(づ′O`)づ"

"Sure enough, you, a funny correspondent who has lost the chain, you should die! I was so excited and nervous for a while! (?*?ω?)?"

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Ah Lu: "I'm sorry, I went to see my aunt yesterday, so I didn't have time to update it. So, I can't mess with it if I don't save it next week 〒▽〒 I'm sorry for my update speed! But! But! I believe in myself This year will definitely be over! During the holidays, I’ll be desperately coding!”

Ps: Regarding the issue of building a group, um, many friends said to build a group, um, I will build a group next time I come back! =￣ω￣=
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