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Chapter 9 My Female Roommate

Sometimes, fate is a mysterious thing that seems to be doomed from the very beginning.

When I took a closer look, it was none other than Karma in the room.Oh my god, this school is too open, it actually allows men and women to live in the same dormitory, isn't it afraid that I will be bullied?

Karma closed a book titled "On the Relationship between Astronomy and Magic", sat upright on the chair, and looked at me: "Am I so scary, you scream when you see me?"

I waved my hands in embarrassment and said, "No, no, this is too sudden, I'm not ready yet."

Karma said disapprovingly: "The other dormitories of Tianxue Academy live in four people in one room, but I live in this room alone. Do you know why?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't know?"

Karma: "Because they call me a man, so I think it's normal for you to be placed in this dormitory!"

I couldn't help but smile: "Well, no matter what, you are a woman, and there are always times when we live together inconveniently."

Karma frowned and raised her voice: "Are you wronged, are you at a disadvantage?"

Want to be so cool! ! !My scalp was numb: "It seems that I really don't suffer!" You are not afraid of a woman, what am I afraid of, hehe, maybe I can watch some happy moments once in a while.Not good, my saliva almost flowed out, I don't want to show an evil expression, this kind of thing has to be sneaky, hehe.

Karma said solemnly: "Tianji, from now on, you are my roommate, but you must abide by several agreements of this dormitory. First, you are not allowed to bring anyone into the dormitory without my joint permission with you; second, You must always keep the dormitory clean and hygienic, you don’t need to clean it, but if you don’t pay attention to hygiene, then I will use my fist to let you know what keeping hygiene is; Separated, you sleep on the side by the door, I sleep inside, four, don't have any thoughts about me, I accept the inheritance of the highest celestial learning, and I am destined to be alone all my life, pursuing the celestial learning."

I suddenly wanted to leave immediately, so many restrictions are really unpleasant, do I have to sleep with clothes on when I sleep, will I tell others that I have the habit of sleeping naked.Why am I outside and she is inside? Isn’t it that she can look at me and I can’t look at her, because she can have a reason to look at me, and it’s only natural to go out, but I don’t have any reason to look at her. This is obviously Unfair treaty, I decided to protest.

Karma added: "Oh, by the way, if you don't accept it, you can find another dormitory!"

I cursed in my heart, I will find a mallet, I am the only man in Tianxue College, and the dormitory is full, and you are the only woman here, and there are more women in other dormitories, so I will be more inconvenient, I made up my mind Idea, compromise for the time being, wait to find a way to make some money, and move out.

I nodded, with tears in my eyes: "I agree!"

Soon a piece of gray cloth was unfolded and hung in the middle of the room, just dividing the room into two halves.

"By the way!" Karma poked a head out of the gray cloth and said, "You are not allowed to remove the cloth without my permission, remember!"

Cut, who cares, I am afraid that you will reveal it, I am still a pure boy.

This is how the first day of the wonderful Transcendence Academy began. I always felt that everything was so wonderful. I entered the Tianxue class somehow, and I became roommates with Karma somehow.Went to sleep with a series of incredible thoughts.

The next day, before dawn, the habit I had developed for more than half a year prompted me to get out of bed quickly, and I was going to do morning exercises.

Beyond the playground on the west side of the college, it was about the size of ten football fields. I filled my backpack with stones, which weighed nearly a hundred catties, and took out the ribbon that Senior Brother Kenan gave me, and started!run! ! !

Leapfrogs with a weight of hundreds of catties can go up the mountain. Running on flat ground is too easy for me now. I also make various dodging movements while running, which is very enjoyable for myself.I have already made a decision in my heart, like Karma, I will go to the martial arts class to obtain the medal respectively, and as for the magic class, I will wait and see.

After a while, a figure suddenly appeared on the playground. He was also practicing running, but his speed! ! !

I was dumbfounded, this speed was too fast, he almost ran ten laps in the time I ran one lap, although he didn't carry all kinds of things on his body, it was already unbelievable.I can't even see his face clearly.Finally, when the sky was about to dawn, the man stopped, and I finally saw his appearance clearly.

"Yi? Why is it you!!" I was surprised to see the boy who was not breathing at all. It was actually Yi I saw in the testing room last time.He actually came to surpass the academy?
Yi was very surprised that I called out his name, he seemed to think for a long time and finally remembered who I was: "Tian Ji?"

I smiled and said: "Yes, you still remember me, how did you come to surpass the academy!"

Yi lowered his head in embarrassment and said: "The village chief said, let me go to Master Suofanda, and Master Suofanda arranged for me to study in Transcendence Academy, saying that I can join the First Legion after graduation! "

I took the opportunity to make connections and said: "Great, we are so destined, you are my first friend in this academy!"

Yi raised his head slightly, and squeezed out a simple and honest smile unique to a small village: "That's right, Tianji is also my first friend!"

So we come and go again and again, and we know each other well.Yi also just entered the Transcendence Academy yesterday, and is currently in the freshman class of the Martial Arts Academy, but with Yi's natural ability, it is estimated that he will be able to enter the excellent class soon.

When Yi heard that I was in the Tianxue class, he seemed a little surprised: "I heard that only girls can study in the Tianxue class!"

I couldn't help yelling: "Who is he? He is so uneducated, Tianxue, Tianxue, that is something that only geniuses can learn, these people are jealous, naked jealousy!!!"

At the end, I don't forget to say: "Yi, remember, if someone bullies you in the future, remember to report my name, Tianji, you know!"

Yi nodded half-understood, "Well, I see!"

It's good to know, hey, if someone bullies me in the future, I can ask Yi for help, I'm really happy.And we made an appointment to train and run together every morning.

In Transcendence College, all the accommodation and food are provided by the college, and there is no tuition fee. I think this is why so many people want to enter Transcendence College.

On the way back to Tianxue College, students in twos and threes have already started to go to their respective colleges to attend classes.

"Have you heard that a man actually went to Tian Academy for this enrollment!"

"Really, then this is a big event. I heard that when our Tianxue Academy was first established, it only recruited boys, not girls. Later, with the decline of Tianxue, a tacit understanding was gradually formed to only admit girls."

"I'm so envious, from now on, I can live among thousands of flowers!"

"Envy, I think I will never be able to lift my head up to be a talent from now on!!"

To be honest, along the way, after hearing these big-mouthed words, I really felt a little embarrassed.

Speeding up my pace and fleeing back to Tianxue Academy, I saw a large wave of beauties surrounding me.

"Look, this is the new boy in the freshman class!"

"Wow, thick eyebrows, big eyes, sharp edges and corners, so bold and heroic!"

"Don't be an idiot, that's the boss of Karma. I heard that the two of them have already slept together."

"Hahaha!"

If God gave me a sword, I would commit suicide without hesitation now, it's too shameful.

But God didn't give me a sword, so life had to go on, I bit the bullet and entered the freshman class.

Banks still attends the class. Karma said that freshmen must attend the class for one month continuously, and after the first assessment, they can go to the martial arts class to attend, and there must be two classes of Tianxue class every day.Therefore, I can only bear the humiliation and listen to Tianxue.

In fact, astronomy is something similar to theology on earth. It explores the origin of life, as well as some achievements and words of predecessors. It is just that astronomy combines some scientific theories into theology. It is not blindly conservative, but also innovative.

Banksy’s passionate lecturer on the podium: “Tianxue is to explore the extraordinary behind any ordinary phenomenon, for example, why does an apple fall from a tree, why does it fall to the ground and not to the sky? Because apples have weight, and without the interference of external force, all things with weight will fall, this is called the falling theorem!"

I looked at Karma who was listening intently to Banks' lecture, and said, "Karma, when are you going to the martial arts class? Can you take me there?"

Karma ignored me.

"Hey, let me tell you, buddy, don't be like this, talk!" I teased.

"Tianji, stand up!" Banks said in a slightly annoyed voice, "Why didn't you concentrate in class!"

My first reaction was to deny it: "I, no, I was listening intently!"

Banks was blowing his white beard angrily: "Okay, then tell me, why do apples fall down and not up!"

I replied: "It's very simple, gravity!!"

Banks was so angry that his hands were shaking and his body was trembling: "Fucking off, what gravity is, I haven't heard that it's the principle of falling!"

I smiled and said: "You mean, as long as there is a heavy object, it will fall. Then the moment I threw the apple into the sky, why did the apple go up into the sky instead of falling directly? Could it be that the apple at that time was Is there no weight!"

Banks argued: "That is under the interference of external forces, not counting. The principle of falling is that in the absence of external interference, all objects with weight will fall!"

At this time, all the students were watching me arguing with Banks with great interest. This was the first time they saw someone arguing with Banks on the principle.

Even Karma looked at me strangely.

I replied: "Then I just want to ask my teacher, why the apple will fly to the sky under the interference of external force, but why it does not fly to the sky consistently, and then falls down after flying for a period of time. Could it be that this apple Wasn’t it under the interference of external forces, why did it finally fall down!!”

Banks' face turned livid immediately, but Banks is stubborn, which doesn't mean he is a pedantic person. Soon he understood that the problem I mentioned was indeed a drawback of the falling principle.Banks' tone calmed down: "Tianji, then tell me why the apple will fall to the top when there is an external force, but it can't keep falling, and it still has to fall in the end."

Although I don't know if this world is like the earth, so I even cheated: "Because there is a core area under the earth we live in, called the earth's core. There is a gravitational force called the gravitational force. It is because of this gravitational force that the apple will fall down. Then when the apple is in the presence of an external force, if the external force is greater than the gravitational force, it will break through the gravitational force and fly upwards. , but this external force will always be involved in the gravitational force until the external force is used up, and finally under the action of gravity, it will fall to the ground again."

Shock!shock! ! !It is written on everyone's face, and Banks is no exception. This is the first time I have heard the word center of the earth, and it is also the first time I have heard the term gravity. I can't tell the truth from what I said , because he has no ability to distinguish true from false.

After a long time, Banks said as if he was a few years older: "Tianji, how did you know the theory of gravity?"

I casually said, "That's when I was taken away by a strange old man when I was a child. This strange old man said a lot of strange things to me and read a lot of strange books, so that's all I have!"

Banks: "Strange old man, who is it?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't know. The strange old man is called the strange old man. He never told me his name, and then he disappeared suddenly. I haven't seen him for many years!"

The class ended earlier than usual, and Banks clearly suffered serious internal injuries.

Karma stopped me: "Tianji, how much do you know about Tianxue?"

I laughed and said, "There are many, many, endless!"

"Tell me what you know about Tianxue, and I'll take you to the martial arts class!" Karma looked very serious at this time.

Of course I would not refuse, "Okay, deal, but doesn't it mean that freshman class members can't just take it to the martial arts class!"

Karma snorted coldly: "That's to lie to these girls!"

I'm ashamed, as if I'm not a girl.

(End of this chapter)