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Chapter 209 Heroes, Our Fate Is Suffering

"Is there poop on my head?"

The senior brother who left the tree trunk couldn't help but look up suspiciously when he heard the words!

It was a glass giant, hanging on the head of the senior brother, and the bowl was full of golden yellow, "Lying grass, there is really a pile of shit!"

"No, it's a hit!"

The elder brother's reaction was not unpleasant, but before he dodged the big bowl, a big dumpling in the bowl was poured on the elder brother's head.

"Third Junior Brother quickly pull me up, this place is full of urine!"

The third junior brother distinguished the seriousness of the situation, and found that the second senior brother who fell into the urine pit was more dangerous, so he used a wooden stick to drag the second senior brother, who was full of urine smell, up.

"Eldest brother, I think we'd better withdraw! If this continues, we won't be able to catch wild game, and we won't be able to save our lives!"

The second senior brother was dripping liquid all over his body, looking at the senior senior brother with a lump of golden object sitting on his head, two lines of hot tears rolled down his face.

Without further ado, the elder brother turned around and continued to sneak into the depths, without turning his head, he said: "Second junior brother, third junior brother, have you forgotten what the master said? Who would dare to step on your head with shit on your head?" , tonight we will have something to gain no matter what!"

"Second senior brother and senior brother are right!"

The third child came down from the tree trunk, and followed the elder brother closely, with a flapping pheasant with broken wings hanging from his waist.

The second child glanced at the moon hidden in the dark clouds, and seemed to have figured something out in his heart, with a bright smile on his face, "Eldest brother is right, our three brothers work together to break gold!"

Han Zheng knocked on the pine nuts, looked at the three brothers who were good at kung fu but nervous, and a cheap smile flashed on the corner of his mouth.

Fatty is still sitting leisurely on Xiong Da's back. Visually, the three brothers are now less than ten meters away from their ambush point. The group of dogs who have been preparing in the dark all bared their teeth and smiled. .

Along the way, they didn't encounter any traps and ambushes, and the three brothers also accelerated their stature and moved forward in a triangular shape, especially the third brother who was the best in lightness kung fu.

"Third brother, be careful, those guys are elusive, be careful there are ambushes up there too!" The elder brother reminded the third brother on the ground to be careful.

The elder brother who was walking carefully, just finished speaking, a wooden board with an unknown object stuck on one side suddenly bounced off the ground in front of his eyes, sending the boss and the second son flying away.

The plank bounced faster, and fell to the ground even faster. After falling, it was covered by dead branches and rotten leaves and could not be seen at all. At the same time, two bear dogs crawled quietly and slapped the two people who were unconscious.

Put two nooses on the ankles of the two, and then the two big bear dogs quietly disappeared into the night. In the eyes of the third brother, the senior brother and the second senior brother are slowly crawling forward.

Just when the third child had already entered the ambush circle, the two dragged on the ground were also quickly dragged by the two wolf greens hiding in the dark, and quickly surpassed the third child.

"Eldest brother, second brother, are you crazy?"

Staring dumbfounded, the two of them were moving forward like snakes on the ground. The color of the rope on their ankles was almost the same as that of dead branches and leaves, and the third child didn't notice it at all under the night.

Jumping forward from a big tree, the third child who was in mid-air felt a stagnation in his chest. He looked down and saw that it was a hemp rope the thickness of a finger!

"bang bang bang"

There was a series of strange noises, and the third child who was holding the hemp rope with both hands looked around. It turned out that all the surrounding trees were full of bows and arrows, and the rope he was holding was the key to triggering the bows and arrows.

Holding the hemp rope with both hands, he lowered his body and pulled the bows with arrows pointing down all around them into a full moon. Once he let go, the eldest and second children who were lying below, who were dead or alive, would be sent on their way by the bows and arrows.

"Eldest senior brother and second senior brother, you guys should say something! I'm not going to let go!"

The third child looked aggrieved, "Master said back then that when a disaster comes, we will fly separately, and saving our lives is the key. After you go home, I will stew a chicken for the fourth child. When he recovers from his injuries, we will come together to avenge you! "

Closing his eyes and gritting his teeth, the third child let go of the rope cruelly, turned over in mid-air, hugged a tree trunk, and ran for his life the same way without looking back.

But there was no sound behind him. Curiously, he turned his head and looked, Nima, the bow and arrow hadn't been shot, and those arrow feathers and bow body were fixed together!

"Eldest brother, second brother, I'm here for you!"

The youngest fell to the ground for a few strides, and ran in front of the two senior brothers. Just as he was about to reach out and grab the collars of the two, his eyes went dark, and when he looked up, a big guy as black as a hill appeared in front of him.

"Damn it, why is it you again?"

The third child looked at the big guy in front of him, and his heart was broken for a moment, because at that moment he thought of the fourth junior brother who was lying on the bed at home and couldn't move!

Xiong Er bared his teeth, let out a low growl, and stretched out his bear paw the size of a cattail fan. With one slap, he knocked the dazed third child to the ground, and joined his senior brother and second senior brother.

"hum"

The huge Huahua ran over humming, and Xiong Er pressed the superimposed third brother with one hand, and the other hand helplessly helped its bear's mouth and nose.

"puff"

Huahua made a U-turn, made a fart, and sent the three brothers flying ten meters away!
So far, the three brothers were wiped out tonight. With a wave of the fat cat's paw, the two sons of the big black dog each held two hares and pheasants in their mouths, and threw them beside the three brothers who had fallen into a deep coma.

Han Zheng read the whole process. Although the ambush designed by Feifei and the others was not too tight, the effect was absolutely perfect, especially when Han Zheng knew that Feifei and the others still had a lot of backhands that were useless.

Glancing at the three brothers lying dead in front of him, Han Zheng had a plan in mind, let Xiong Er go over and take a pee to wake up the three brothers!

"Oh, lying on the grass, senior brother and second senior brother, it's pouring rain!"

The third child who was the first to wake up was to remind the two senior brothers to take shelter from the rain!The eldest and second child came to their senses, smelled the smell of rainwater on their faces, "What are you talking about, this is clearly acid rain, where did the heavy rain come from!"

"Okay, you three brothers, stop being ridiculous here. Tell me, you came to poach on my site without my permission. Should I send you to the relevant departments to bring them to justice, or just Privately buried you without anyone noticing?"

Han Zheng crossed his legs, sat on Xiong Da, looked at the three brothers sitting on the ground, and said with a smile.

"What, hero, we are all people in the rivers and lakes, so we don't need to be an official for this kind of thing!" The elder brother's head is still smart among the three, looking at Han Zheng who is sitting on the bear's back in front of him, he knelt on the ground. The ground said: "Heroes, our lives are suffering!"

(End of this chapter)