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Chapter 206 Is Nima Yushi a Chinese Cabbage?

Chapter 206 Is Nima Yushi a Chinese Cabbage?
"It's just a remnant soul that is about to dissipate!"

Han Zheng put his arms around Xiang Yanru's small waist indifferently, and went back to Xiang's tulou.

"Xiao Jin, come here, you are afraid of what I will do, I will not really put you in the pot!"

He grabbed the little golden snake coiled around Xiang Yanru's shoulder, and stuffed a piece of fairy gold the size of a fingernail into its snake's mouth.

Later, in Xiang Yanru's curiosity, Han Zheng asked the little goblin to assist the little golden snake to refine and absorb the energy of the fairy gold. After the little golden snake entered a deep sleep of absorbing energy, he threw it aside with his hands.

He picked up Xiang Yanru and went to bed
An hour later, a refreshed Han Zheng opened the door and came out, only to see Xiang Yanqing sitting on a small bench with her mouth pouting, guarding the door.

"Brother-in-law, when do you plan to leave? Will you take your sister with you, or will you stay?"

Facing Xiang Yanqing's questioning, Han Zheng showed a smile that he thought was very gentle, "I can't stay here for a long time, because I have other things to do. After you settle down here, let your sister take you to brother-in-law's house." Then, let you have a good taste of what is delicious in the world."

"OK then!"

Xiang Yanqing nodded reluctantly, got up and walked out alone with a small bench, "What's wrong with this little girl?"

Han Zheng didn't think much about it. When he came outside, the water mats had already been made in the village to celebrate. From today onwards, Fenghuang Village will finally be the masters of the Xiang family!
And from the busy Xiang Shaolin, I learned that the elder Taishang was thrown into the deep mountains by the Tiger King, and almost escaped from being thrown to death. Fortunately, he was found by the people looking for Ba's family, otherwise a generation of Renjie would end up being eaten by wild beasts end.

Han Zheng also sympathized with what happened to the Supreme Elder, and brought a delicious meal to Xiang Yanru, who was lying on the bed and could not move. Drink a lot and eat meat.

The celebration lasted until midnight, when Han Zheng was drunk and was supported by Xiang Yanqing to go back to the room to sleep. He didn't get the alcohol out of his body, Han Zheng enjoyed the feeling of dizziness, fell asleep on the bed!
A ray of sunlight shone on his face, warming up Han Zheng who had been sleeping all night!

"Nimma, what's going on?"

Xiang Yanqing, who was like a koala, had a pair of arms as white as jade lotus roots wrapped around his neck, and a jade leg resting on his chest, with her beautiful eyes tightly closed, she was sleeping soundly.

Han Zheng felt that the whole world was going badly, so he carefully moved Xiao Nizi's arms and jade legs away, went down to the ground, got dressed and opened the door, leaving the village and going down the mountain before dawn.

On the attic of Xiang's house, Xiang Shaolin's grandfather and grandson stood quietly. The witness Han Zheng turned over the gate of the village in embarrassment, and went into the forest without looking back, as if he had disappeared without a trace!
"You two girls are really close sisters, even such a good man is willing to share, but with you, we can hold his heart!"

Xiang Shaolin shook his head and smiled wryly, before going down the stairs, he said: "Grandpa is getting old, I want to enter the ancestral land to practice with the Supreme Elder and the others, and I will hand over the Phoenix Village to your sisters in the future!"

Xiang Yanru and Xiang Yanqing looked at each other and smiled, "Sister, do you think my brother-in-law will run away in fright next time he sees me?"

Xiang Yanru pinched her younger sister's pretty face, "You girl is so courageous, it's up to you whether you can make this guy remember our sisters in his heart!"

In the early morning, the fog was clear in the mountains and forests. Han Zheng used his mental strength to discern the direction, and kept walking out of the mountains. His head was full of Xiang Yanqing's wonderful and miraculous body.

"Grandma, why did you mess up my sister-in-law last night! It's a sin, a sin!"

Han Zheng muttered, speeding up, he was really afraid that the people from Fenghuangzhai would chase him out, and insisted that he was a beast!

"Oh!"

"Who the **** walks so fast in the morning, doesn't he have eyes?"

"Oh, I'm lying on the grass, young people respect the old and love the young, can't you? The old man just squatted down, and grandma was bumped by you, and it was all on his ass!"

"Nima!"

Han Zheng pinched his nose and jumped five meters away as if he had seen a ghost, "It's alright for your godfather to shit in the mountains and forests in the morning, and he brought it back to do it!"

"Stop being naughty, give me a few leaves, the old man needs to wipe them off!"

Han Zheng is so tired, he unexpectedly encountered such a guy early in the morning, reluctantly grabbed a palm-sized blade of grass in the mist, and threw it to the old man opposite him who couldn't see his face clearly.

"You are young and have a sense of public morality. This is so bad that it is covered in shit on the ground! I can still rub against the trunk!"

Han Zheng turned around and left, quickening his pace, not wanting to entangle with this shameless old man any more.

"Hey, how far is Fenghuangzhai from here? Do you know a guy named Han Zheng? I have business with him!" The old man with his trousers up trotted a few steps to catch up with Han Zheng.

The stench came over his face, Han Zheng really wanted to knock this guy to the ground with a lightning bolt, but at the next moment, he will use his mental strength to investigate! "Nimma!" Old man, are you pretending to be stupid with me? Which mountain did you come down from? "

Han Zheng finally saw the old man's face clearly, but when he looked closely, he became more familiar with it. Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind, "Are you an old man who sells wool?"

The old man rubbed his hands on the tree trunk, put it next to his nose and smelled it, "Finally the smell is gone!"

Han Zheng
"Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Chen Tuan. I slept for 800 years and just woke up for a few months. The fermentation time in this stomach is a bit long, don't worry about it!"

Han Zheng looked the scruffy old man up and down, from head to toe, "Old man, are you okay? I remember it was recorded in the book that Chen Tuan is a big fat man!"

"Hey, don't mention it, I have been hungry all these years! I hoped to become a fairy in the early years, but there is only one benefit to becoming a fairy. Apart from living a long life, the rest of Nima's whole body is a lie !"

Looking at the old ancestor Chen Tuan, who had slept for 800 years, looking like a wounded daughter-in-law, I couldn't help but think of Lei Gong's words before, and roughly believed them, the immortals of the heaven, it was really hard life.

"Don't say anything, I couldn't help crying when I said it. Fortunately, our exercises are practiced while sleeping. Otherwise, after hundreds of years, even the body of a fairy will starve to death!"

Chen Tuan stroked his little goatee, sighed, and said: "Let's make a long story short, I was dragged by Lei Gong, like you who buy food, you offer a price, how many catties of jade for a catty of pork!"

Han Zheng shook his body, supported a small tree beside him, opened his mouth for a long time but didn't say a word.

"Sooner or later, you will be among the immortals. Why do you do things like this? How about a hundred catties of jade buying you a catty of pork?"

What Chen Tuan said seemed to be casual, but in Han Zheng's eyes, it was domineering and awe-inspiring!A hundred catties of jade, even the lowest quality, is a lot of money, and Nima just wants to buy a catty of pork!
"Is Nima jade a Chinese cabbage?" Han Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Chen Tuan by the collar, and stared fiercely, "A deal for two hundred catties of jade!"

(End of this chapter)

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