Chapter 1 Rebirth
Name: Yang San.

Sex: Male?

Constitution: 8 (average of 10 for healthy humans).

Skills: None.

Evaluation: The three scums of war (perennial "cultivation of immortals" life makes you worse than the five scums of war).

Yang San looked at the information displayed in the virtual frame in front of him, his left eyelid jumped vigorously.

Things went back to 3 hours ago: at 11 o'clock in the morning, the sun was shining brightly (high light), a rental house filled with a certain "biochemical atmosphere", looking around, all kinds of dirty clothes, smelly socks, and buckets of instant noodles were placed casually .

Yang San woke up hungry from a dream, and began to sweep with his "chicken feathers" on his head. Half an hour later, he suddenly remembered that he couldn't help eating the last bucket of instant noodles when he was "cultivating immortals" last night. The bucket of instant noodles, Yang San's eyes were full of resentment, and after struggling for nearly half an hour, Yang San decided to go out (otherwise he would starve to death).

After a while of "chi-chi-chi-liu", Yang San put down the braised beef noodles in his hand contentedly, and finally came back to life.

On the way home, he carried two big bags of "trophies" that he had looted from the supermarket.Yang San looked at the zebra crossing in front of him. Although there was no car, there were only 10 seconds left to pass, so why not?It may not be enough not to mention things, and now I am still carrying two big bags, let's pass, I heard that now I have to be courteous to pedestrians.Pass!

When Yang San walked halfway across the road, the red light turned on.

"Squeak...squeak...boom!"

Amidst the piercing sound of brakes and crashes, Yang San drew a perfect parabola in the air.Yang San looked at the sports car in front of him, and really wanted to spray him with blood, what about the politeness that was agreed?Did the dog eat it?

The chaos at the scene, screaming, screaming, calling the police, taking selfies (something seems wrong), why didn't save people? Σ⊙▃⊙Chuan
In the background, Yang San was lying there in a very inelegant posture, leaving behind instant noodles, instant noodles and...instant noodles all over the floor.

The next day, an irresistible scandal that "eating instant noodles will kill you" made the headlines.

And our classmate Yang San sat on a bus with a dazed face, looking here and there, who am I?where am i ?what am i doing ? ?
After some time, Yang San finally regained his composure. Didn’t I get into a car accident when I was crossing the road? When I thought of Yang San, I felt a toothache. I agreed to be courteous to pedestrians. Let me see if I don’t scold you next time. Bloody face.

Why?No, I died in a car accident, but what's the situation now?Rebirth?time travel?I quickly searched my pockets and found a pair of mobile phones and a wallet. What the hell is this mobile phone?The classic Nokia N85, the ID card of the wallet is still the original one.

"Squeak... bang!" There was another sudden brake, and Yang San slammed into the front seat. Yang San, who was covering his head, had a big head, and his voice was almost shadowed. He found a beautiful woman in fashion ran up in a panic, and then hid under the seat next to the otaku on his left who bumped his head like him.Seeing this somewhat familiar picture, Yang San seemed to remember something.

"Squeak... bang!" Fortunately, I was prepared.Yang San looked at the otaku who was in intimate contact with the seat in the front row again, and suddenly felt elated.Sure enough, people's happiness is based on the pain of others.

A few strong men in black suits and black super (is this filming The Matrix?) came on the bus, and they kept scanning inside the bus, when suddenly the driver yelled: "Come back, you can either swipe your card or vote Coins, or get out, look at what to see."

Yang San watched the man in black get off the bus with his obviously dark face, and the driver muttered again: "I can't even sit on the bus, and pretend to be The Matrix." This is iPartment!Yang San finally remembered. Yang San glanced at the two people who were shaking hands and introducing themselves. They were Zhan Bo and Wan Yu.

"This is Yang San, Yang San is Wan Yu." Zhan Bo patted his head and said to Wan Yu embarrassedly, "I met Yang San at the airport. I almost lost my way at the airport just now. It was Yang San who helped me."

get lost?It's really nerdy.Yang San looked at Zhanbo speechlessly.

"I'm here to hunt for treasure." Yang San said subconsciously when he heard what Wan Yu said. "What about the treasure map?"

"What picture?" Wan Yu asked with a cute face,
"Didn't you say treasure hunting? How can you hunt for treasure without a treasure map?"

"I only brought this." Wan Yu took out a map, "This is still a world map." Zhan Bo took over the "treasure map" in a daze.

Full of memories, Yang San looked at this picture, in that world, Love 5 is coming out soon, these are rare "archaeological materials".

"Yang San, Yang San." Seeing Yang San finally re-login to Zhanbo, he hurriedly said, "What if we got on the wrong bus?"

"Then hurry up and get off the bus." Yang San remembered right after he finished speaking. At the beginning of Love 1, Zhanbo Wanyu got on the wrong bus and went to the suburbs... How did this predecessor feel at ease so that a person who could get lost at the airport would take the bus with him? car?
That's right, Yang San got into the car with Zhanbo. Yang San came to Shanghai for the first time, and then "picked up" Zhanbo at the airport. Zhanbo said that he grew up here when he was a child, so he was right, Yang San San followed in a daze.

Looking at the desolate suburb, Yang San felt a little pain in his trigeminal nerve.

"Uncle, your kart is so big!" Wan Yu said curiously.

"What? A truck? I've never driven a truck." The uncle has a strong accent (ω`)
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Yang Sanzhan and Bo Wanyu got on the "go-kart" with Wanyu's innocent face.

"Tu...Tu...Tu!"

Listening to Wan Yu's conversation with Uncle and Zhan Bo and the "tractor accompaniment", Yang San looked at the peaceful environment around him and suddenly felt that it was quite good.

"Chu... chu... ka ka ka!"

What got in the way? ? "No, the machine won't go." The uncle looked around and said.

"Uncle, are you okay, is Zhanbo too heavy?" Yang San ignored Zhanbo's resentment and said, "Why don't you throw Zhanbo down and try?"

"It's an old problem. I'll lead the bull to pull it away tomorrow." The uncle said indifferently, while Wan Yu turned around with interest, who was interested in what he said?
"Car, there's a car, hey! Hey!"

Zhanbo and Wanyu stopped a car again, which was still a wedding car.

"Brother, please, just take us to the front village. Uncle's kart is broken." Wan Yu blinked and began to zoom in.

"Girl, you're just having fun with me, right? I'm so hot-tempered, so let me tell you about your unique skill. I promise you this. Let's go." The driver of the wedding car really has a bad temper.

Yang San and the others got on the tractor again, this time at a much faster speed. Wan Yu and the uncle were twitching their hands while "pull... pull... la la" singing the uncle's Chicken Paw Divine Comedy. San occasionally strung in a few words "cut medicine every time you move" to play unexpectedly.Zhanbo was very tired watching from the sidelines.

Suddenly a BMW swished past, startling Yang San and the others.

"Hey, which one is 120 yards, it must be at least 150 yards." Yang San touched the cold sweat.

"Catch up, catch up."

"I like this violent temper, chase!"

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Yang San quickly grabbed the tractor, and sure enough, they and the BMW started racing.

"0101, please call back, a BMW is driving towards you at a speed of at least 120 yards, followed by a Mercedes-Benz, they are racing, please intercept, wait... there is a tractor behind, this tractor is even better , and turned on the left lane change signal, it wants to overtake." A police car on the side of the road looked at the three who were rushing past in front of them?The car said so.

Drag racing is not recommended, BMW, Benz and... tractors were quickly stopped, and a police officer walked over to Yang San and his group, "That driver must have been drinking, you really think he stuttered, I It is said that you young people are trendy, and you are not sitting on a tractor while driving a Mercedes-Benz when you get married, you will die."

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At this time, Yang San suddenly heard "Ding Dong!"

"Your big universe system is online, please pay attention to loading!"

Then a virtual pop-up window popped up in front of Yang San's eyes.

"Your system has arrived, do you want to load it?" There are two choices below "Yes" and "Yes".

What is the difference between these two options?Yang San's face turned dark.

"Ding dong, there is a difference, one Chinese and one English, the host's IQ balance is insufficient, please pay attention to refill!"

Yang San's face turned dark again, sure enough, rebirth and so on, all have golden fingers, but what the hell is the big universe system?Can you change it?The name is too secondary!
After a while, Yang San nodded yes with a dark face, "The system is starting to load, please do not pause." Where is the pause button?Did you let it out and be swallowed by you?

Looking at the buffer strip that would not be finished for a while, Yang San came back to his senses and found that the car just happened to arrive at a wedding venue?

"Yang San, are you okay? Your face twitched just now." Zhan Bo and Wan Yu looked at Yang San curiously and asked.

Yang San's face twitched again, I still want to slap you, get off the car and ignore these two guys.Looking at the people outside the car, this is the iPartment, and the familiar Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, Yang San is in a much better mood.

Under the love-hate introduction of Yifei and Xiaoxian, a group of people walked into the wedding scene. Yifei and Xiaoxian still had a lot of things to do before leaving. Yang San decided to ignore Zhanbo and Wanyu for the time being, and took Grab a drink and walk to a quiet corner to wait for the system to finish loading.

"Ding dong, the loading of the Great Universe system is complete, welcome to use!"

Yang San meditated on the system in his heart, so many novels in his previous life are hard to read in vain, and then his face darkened again when he looked at the virtual frame in front of him.

(End of this chapter)

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