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Chapter 116 Straight Men's Daily Ridicule (Please Subscribe 2)

"Okay, Han Bing, you're better now, you don't cook every day, you insist on cooking with us when we come down, you've grown up now!"

Han Bing said: "Didn't I watch you lie down and play games every day without exercising? I want you to combine work and rest. You are biting Lu Dongbin and don't know good people!"

Li Xiaoyu is at this end of the table, and Han Bing is at the other end of the table. Li Xiaoyu can't catch Han Bing no matter what.

Li Xiaoyu said: "Even if it's exercise, it's not cooking!"

Han Bing said: "No way, I can only imagine that cooking is the safest. If you all jump up and down in front of me, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself!"

Thinking about that scene, the big white rabbit jumped up and down, and Han Bing felt that his brain was going to lack oxygen.

"Damn, look at your wretched face, I know you are thinking about some unhealthy things, don't think that Sister Shanshan is protecting you, I dare not do anything to you, I haven't practiced boxing for a long time, I should too The event is on!"

Han Bing fled immediately after hearing these words. At this time, Shanshan also came out of the room, and Han Bing hid directly behind Shanshan.

Li Xiaoyu shouted: "Han Bing, you are still a man, come out quickly!"

Han Bing said: "Whether I am a man or not has nothing to do with you!"

"You! You are a scumbag. You cheated on my mother Lo last time, and now you are fascinated by Sister Shanshan. If I don't deal with you scumbag today, I... I will..."

Shanshan said: "Okay, it's not a big deal, I also think we're really lacking in exercise, how about starting tomorrow morning, we get up at 5:00, and then do an hour of exercise!"

Li Xiaoyu said: "Sister Shanshan, why are you still helping him!"

Han Bing said: "This is not helping me, it is for your health, at worst I will exercise with you!"

Shanshan said, "Well, then you will lead the team tomorrow morning!"

Han Bing: "It is possible to lead a team, we are familiar with each other, but what about the cost of leading a team!"

Shanshan has black lines on her face, this guy is pushing his limits, he can't suffer from anything.

"50 a day, love or not!"

Han Bing: "Deal! I'm going to cook!"

Said Han Bing walked the kitchen.

Li Xiaoyu stamped her feet angrily.

"Sister Shanshan, how can you spoil him like this, he's not even your boyfriend!"

Shanshan said, "Hehe, I'm happy!"

Li Xiaoyu: "...It's hopeless, you don't even want to stick to others, you are still complacent here, no, I have to punish him!"

When eating at noon, Li Xiaoyu was browsing the forum of Shenyu with his mobile phone, and happened to see Han Bing defeating more than 100 people from the Demon Dragon Palace by himself.

"(⊙o⊙) Wow, Luna, look, the male god has killed more than 100 players of the Dragon Guild by himself, that's amazing!"

Luna and Mu Mu quickly took out their mobile phones and started swiping the screen.

Luna: "I'll go, the male god is too perverted!"

Mu Mu looked heart-warming: "Wow! The male god is so powerful, even the two hidden professions of the Demon Dragon Guild can't beat him, so mighty!"

Li Xiaoyu: "Yeah! I really don't know what kind of woman the male god likes. I really want to be his woman!"

Mu Mu: "Look at A Li and you'll know, he must like a girl next door like me!"

"Pfft! Cough cough!" Shanshan almost choked to death!

And Han Bing on the side said disgustedly: "What are you doing, the food I cook is so unpalatable!"

Shanshan: "Didn't you hear what Mu Mu said just now?"

Han Bing: "Say what?"

Shanshan said with a speechless expression: "You didn't hear it when you were sitting so close!"

"Oh, I'm thinking about something! Didn't listen!"

Shanshan: "He said that Wang Dachui likes girls like him!"

Han Bing looked at Mu Mu and really thought about it seriously.

"Well! Don't tell me, Mumu is quite cute, but I don't like it. Isn't there a common saying? If she is so cute, she must be a boy!"

"puff!"

Shanshan sprayed Han Bing directly on the face, attracting everyone's targets.

Shanshan couldn't help laughing and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll wash your face for you!"

Han Bing said with a dark face: "Don't, I'm afraid you will drown me later!"

"Hiss, why do you hate Miss Shanshan?" Li Xiaoyu asked!

Shanshan said: "He said our Mumu is so cute, he must be a boy! Haha, Mumu, he said you are a boy!"

Mu Mu looked at Han Bing's back with a dark face. Han Bing was washing the sink when he suddenly felt a killing intent behind him. Looking back, he saw Mu Mu's murderous eyes staring at him.

Han Bing said: "I'm just kidding, don't worry about it!"

Mu Mu: "╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! If you didn't look a bit like my male god, I would... I'd let Sister Xiao Yu bite you!"

Li Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "Mumu, I'm not a dog!"

Han Bing leaned against the wall, returned to his room with a smile, and said he was happy eating with such a group of women?That's really happy, there are pleasing scenes every day, but sometimes women's jealousy is too scary.

Blueberry leaned against Shanshan and said, "Sister Shanshan, I think there is something wrong with Han Bing!"

Shanshan asked curiously, "What's the problem?"

Blueberry: "I've been paying attention to you for a long time!"

Shanshan looked at Blueberry vigilantly, Blueberry smiled and said, "Sister Shanshan, don't be nervous, I'm not a peeping tom, but I think you've been in contact with Wang Dahui in the game a little bit recently!"

Shanshan thought about it for a while, and it really is, can't she be revealing her secrets?
"What's the matter? I have done missions with him before, so we know each other. It should be right to ask him for help!"

Blueberry said: "It's okay, I didn't say anything, why are you nervous? I just want to say why this Wang Dachui looks more and more like Han Bing, or on the other hand, why does this Han Bing look more and more like Wang Dachui!"

Shanshan smiled and said, "Are you kidding me, Xiaoyu, Blueberry said that Han Bing looks like Wang Dahammer, do you think so?"

Li Xiaoyu and others shook their heads desperately and said, "It's not like that at all! Look at how handsome my male god is, and look at Han Bing's ugly face!"

Blueberry smiled, anyway, she was the only one in the studio who was normal, and no one else was normal.

After Han Bing went online, Li also asked Han Bing about the siege just now.

Han Bing explained casually, and Li didn't ask too much.

The two are still the same as usual, ready to go to work together.

But as soon as they turned around, Watercolor Moon appeared behind them at some point.

"Hello God, hello, what are you going to do!"

Han Bing rolled his eyes and said, "What are you going to do? I won't tell you either!"

Watercolor Moon: "Come on, I want to give you an exclusive interview!"

Han Bing: "About today's encirclement and suppression of me?"

Watercolor Moon nodded excitedly: "Yeah! Tell me all about your heroic deeds, our Sledgehammer Alliance is waiting for you!"

Han Bing pushed aside Watercolor Moon with one hand, and said, "Make up your own stories, write whatever you like, anyway, don't follow me!"

"My sister-in-law seems to be very afraid of me!"

Han Bing said: "Don't tarnish the girl's reputation, how many times have I said it, don't call her sister-in-law, we are just game friends!"

Watercolor Moon: "Slightly slightly slightly! It's none of your business, I'm happy!"

Han Bing: "Hey! You little brat, believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"

Watercolor Moon put her hands on her hips: "Believe it or not, I yelled molestation!"

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