crazy farmer
Chapter 296 A Chicken Eating More Than Pigs
Chapter 296 A Chicken Eating More Than Pigs
For the next 30 days, that is, one and a half days in the space, Wang Leshan spent all of his eggs hatching. Fortunately, he no longer needed to squat like an old hen. Eggs in bosom.
Although in this way Wang Leshan can leave the space at any time and go anywhere, but he has no other ideas. He would rather stay in the space for 30 days and not go anywhere. It's also good to stop the inhuman behavior of hatching eggs.
The 30-day period is fast or slow, according to Wang Leshan's self-comforting statement, a man has to endure loneliness.
When the 30th day was approaching, Wang Leshan took out the eggs and stared at them almost every hour, hoping to see the sound of cracking shells sooner, but it was a pity that every time he took them out, let alone the sound of cracking shells No movement could be heard in the egg.
"No. 1, isn't it time yet? Why hasn't it hatched yet?"
I don't know how many times Wang Leshan asked robot No. 1. The impatient expression was somewhat similar to that of a mother waiting to give birth.
"not yet."
No. 1 standard and cold and simple return made Wang Leshan always feel depressed. He has been in this space for almost 30 days, and he is naturally No. 1 robot who can talk. Unfortunately, this guy’s programmed answer made Wang Leshan feel depressed. Leshan really can't bring up the slightest desire to chat, but if he doesn't chat, he is too nervous. If he knew it would bring bad things or good things in.
click!
Depressed, Wang Leshan put the egg back into his arms, and then heard a crisp sound of cracking silk. This sound was no different from the sound of nature to Wang Leshan. He almost jumped up, but he was afraid of his own death. The movement frightened the Zhengqi chicken that was about to break out of its shell in his arms, so he simply lay flat on the ground of the space, lowering his head to look into his arms.
"No. 1, take out your sword and use it as a mirror!"
I heard two more sounds, but unfortunately I couldn't see what was going on in his arms. With an idea, Wang Leshan asked the No. 1 robot to transform its weapon. The smooth knife surface just became a mirror, and asked the No. 1 robot to carefully wear himself The gold silk vest at the innermost part was cut open so that it could be fully seen what was going on.
But I saw that the egg in my arms had cracks in many places at this moment, and the rate of cracks was increasing at a rate of one more crack every three or four seconds.
"come on! Come on!"
Wang Leshan has also seen the eggs break their shells, and the speed is faster than this. It came out in almost two or three strokes, and the fighting chicken has not come out after more than a minute. This makes Wang Leshan a little worried, worried about this. The egg shell is too hard to hold the chicken in it.
"Striving up chicken, you have to strive for it!"
Wang Leshan clenched his fists to cheer for the fighting spirit.
After about 2 minutes or so, the egg shell was already covered with cracks, but it just didn't crack.And the sound of hitting the eggshell inside the egg suddenly stopped, which made Wang Leshan's expression suddenly serious.
"Isn't it because I haven't bumped for so long and I'm tired and don't want to bump?"
Wang Leshan looked at robot No. 1 and asked, "Well, can we do something for it? Can you... break the eggshell? Do you have a solution?"
Before the No. 1 robot could answer, at this time, there was movement inside the egg again, but it was not the sound of impact, but a tight and fast sound of tuk tuk tuk, like... the sound of chickens pecking at rice.
"Alive!"
"It's quite energetic!"
Such a voice made the seriousness on Wang Leshan's face melt away, worry turned into joy.
Accompanied by the sound of pecking closely and quickly, for about ten seconds, the eggshell finally cracked. This time it was not a superficial mark, but a real crack. Wang Leshan even saw a small beak coming from the egg. poked out of the shell.
Tuk Tuk Tuk!
The pecking sound became more and more intense, and the egg shell was completely cracked, and a chick appeared inside, with thin and light golden fur all over, purple-gold feet, and purple-gold beak.
Tuk Tuk Tuk!
After the eggshell was cracked, the chick was still pecking at the eggshell, and it didn't stop until it turned all the eggshells into powder and ate them.
During this process, the chick's beak inevitably pecked at Wang Leshan's belly. I have to say that the beak is very sharp, and its strength is much stronger than Wang Leshan's imagination, and the pain is also beyond Wang Leshan's imagination, which is worse than a bayonet on the body. exaggerate.
Does it hurt?
Of course it hurts!
But Wang Leshan didn't move at all, not because he endured the pain, but because the pain was completely overwhelmed by the joy, excitement and even some inexplicable emotions in his heart, without any feeling at all.
Wang Leshan watched the chick come out of the eggshell, and his eyes were a little moist. Wang Leshan didn't dare to think about mother's love for this inexplicable feeling.
The chick stopped pecking at the eggshells, walked up Wang Leshan's belly with two legs thinner than a toothpick, walked past Wang Leshan's chest, stood under the chin, and gently pecked Wang Leshan with its beak mouth.
Not like pecking, more like kissing.
This time, Wang Leshan's eyes were completely moist.
It seemed that, this time, the blood-thicker-than-water emotion built up in the past 30 days was completely connected and activated.
And then……
The chick kissed Wang Leshan's mouth again... Well, this time it seemed that it was not a kiss, but a peck, really pecked, pecked hard, fast, accurate and ruthless.
Lips are no better than belly. Belly can be tempered to be like steel, but lips are not. After pecking, blood came out immediately.
"Nima!"
Wang Leshan shuddered, tears welled up from his moist eyes!
Just now he was not kissing Lao Tzu, but testing Lao Tzu, the testing is done, and if there is no movement, it will start!
With Wang Leshan's agitation, the chicken immediately jumped off Wang Leshan's body, the speed was much faster than its wobbly appearance just now, and it receded far away, looking at Wang Leshan with eyes not much bigger than mung beans. Leshan looked a little scared and a little provocative, which made Wang Leshan who sat up dumbfounded.
Seeing that Wang Leshan sat up and there was no movement for a long time, the little chicken walked slowly towards Wang Leshan with two small legs, stopped at the heels, and suddenly fluttered its pair of hairy legs after waiting for a while. The chicken wings flew up slowly, and after reaching the height of Wang Leshan's mouth, he slowly leaned over, and then slowly stretched his beak over, sticking it to Wang Leshan's lips.
Wang Leshan wanted to dodge, but seeing the slow speed this time, he held back after thinking about it, and wanted to see what the chick was trying to do. At the same time, he said fiercely in his heart, if he dared to peck me again, I will stew it for you immediately!
But this time, the chick's beak didn't peck at Wang Leshan, but stuck to Wang Leshan's bleeding lips and started sucking. Uh, yes, it was sucking blood.
"I wipe!"
Wang Leshan could clearly feel that the bleeding from his lips was speeding up, which startled him: "Isn't this guy a fighting chicken, how did he become a blood-sucking chicken!"
"Number 1, Number 1."
He quickly looked at robot No. 1 and asked, "What's going on?"
Robot No. 1 said, "It's thirsty."
"I go!"
Wang Leshan rolled his big eyes, quickly grabbed the chick carefully in his hand, and let it peck his hand vigorously. Anyway, his hand won't bleed, so he took the chick to the edge of the pool, He scooped up some water with his hands and handed it in front of it. The chick stopped struggling and pecked at Wang Leshan's hand, and poked his head over to drink water.
After drinking water three times, the chick stopped drinking water, and then began to peck at Wang Leshan's hand with its beak again.
"What's wrong with this?"
Wang Leshan looked at robot No. 1 helplessly.
"It's hungry."
Robot No. 1 said calmly.
Wang Leshan rolled his eyes again: "Isn't this just eating an eggshell, why are you hungry again?"
While talking, he took out the spiritual grains stored in the space. He was afraid that the chick would be too small to eat too many spiritual grains that were much larger than ordinary grains, but when he saw the chick pecking one and quickly After eating all the Linggu and still staring at himself, Wang Leshan knew that this Nima is a big eater.
For the next hour, Wang Leshan exchanged the spirit water and spirit grain for the little chicken almost non-stop. After eating like this for an hour, the little chicken finally survived, and then... fell down on the ground and fell asleep. up!
Is this Nima a chicken?
Pigs are about the same!
Wang Leshan, who lost his temper after being tormented by this aggressive chicken, looked helplessly at No. 1 robot: "No. 1, tell me this is just my illusion."
Robot No. 1 shook his head uncooperatively, and said, "It's true."
It seemed to feel Wang Leshan’s collapsed mood. This time, the No. 1 robot added another sentence, saying: “The growth and egg production of competitive chickens need a lot of food, and the food with higher energy is more harmful to its growth and production.” The more eggs help."
"Then leave it to you to feed it. You have the authority to take the food stored here. You can feed it whatever it wants to eat."
Wang Leshan thought for a while, and immediately added: "Except for that flat peach tree."
If you don't add this sentence, God knows if the fighting chicken who wants to drink blood will jump to the flat peach tree to peck the bark and eat the leaves, and the one-sided robot No. 1 probably won't stop it by then.
As for ginseng, five-color grass and so on, feel free to make them!
After a few instructions, Wang Leshan hurried out of the space. After hatching in it for a month, he was so suffocated that he hatched such a foodie. Wang Leshan didn't want to stay in this space anymore, so he hurried out to get some air. .I just hope that when I go in next time, the fighting chicken has already grown up, so hurry up and lay eggs for me!
Out of space, the time in reality is the evening of the next day.
"Host."
Seeing Wang Leshan coming out, a figure quickly landed beside Wang Leshan. It was the No. 2 robot. After landing, he said: "A group of robbers who went to the island were caught this morning. According to the host's previous instructions, all of them were detained in the southern part of the city. in the burrow."
Wang Leshan regained his spirits when he heard this: "It's really time to fall down, just to relieve boredom and let out a sigh of relief."
(End of this chapter)
For the next 30 days, that is, one and a half days in the space, Wang Leshan spent all of his eggs hatching. Fortunately, he no longer needed to squat like an old hen. Eggs in bosom.
Although in this way Wang Leshan can leave the space at any time and go anywhere, but he has no other ideas. He would rather stay in the space for 30 days and not go anywhere. It's also good to stop the inhuman behavior of hatching eggs.
The 30-day period is fast or slow, according to Wang Leshan's self-comforting statement, a man has to endure loneliness.
When the 30th day was approaching, Wang Leshan took out the eggs and stared at them almost every hour, hoping to see the sound of cracking shells sooner, but it was a pity that every time he took them out, let alone the sound of cracking shells No movement could be heard in the egg.
"No. 1, isn't it time yet? Why hasn't it hatched yet?"
I don't know how many times Wang Leshan asked robot No. 1. The impatient expression was somewhat similar to that of a mother waiting to give birth.
"not yet."
No. 1 standard and cold and simple return made Wang Leshan always feel depressed. He has been in this space for almost 30 days, and he is naturally No. 1 robot who can talk. Unfortunately, this guy’s programmed answer made Wang Leshan feel depressed. Leshan really can't bring up the slightest desire to chat, but if he doesn't chat, he is too nervous. If he knew it would bring bad things or good things in.
click!
Depressed, Wang Leshan put the egg back into his arms, and then heard a crisp sound of cracking silk. This sound was no different from the sound of nature to Wang Leshan. He almost jumped up, but he was afraid of his own death. The movement frightened the Zhengqi chicken that was about to break out of its shell in his arms, so he simply lay flat on the ground of the space, lowering his head to look into his arms.
"No. 1, take out your sword and use it as a mirror!"
I heard two more sounds, but unfortunately I couldn't see what was going on in his arms. With an idea, Wang Leshan asked the No. 1 robot to transform its weapon. The smooth knife surface just became a mirror, and asked the No. 1 robot to carefully wear himself The gold silk vest at the innermost part was cut open so that it could be fully seen what was going on.
But I saw that the egg in my arms had cracks in many places at this moment, and the rate of cracks was increasing at a rate of one more crack every three or four seconds.
"come on! Come on!"
Wang Leshan has also seen the eggs break their shells, and the speed is faster than this. It came out in almost two or three strokes, and the fighting chicken has not come out after more than a minute. This makes Wang Leshan a little worried, worried about this. The egg shell is too hard to hold the chicken in it.
"Striving up chicken, you have to strive for it!"
Wang Leshan clenched his fists to cheer for the fighting spirit.
After about 2 minutes or so, the egg shell was already covered with cracks, but it just didn't crack.And the sound of hitting the eggshell inside the egg suddenly stopped, which made Wang Leshan's expression suddenly serious.
"Isn't it because I haven't bumped for so long and I'm tired and don't want to bump?"
Wang Leshan looked at robot No. 1 and asked, "Well, can we do something for it? Can you... break the eggshell? Do you have a solution?"
Before the No. 1 robot could answer, at this time, there was movement inside the egg again, but it was not the sound of impact, but a tight and fast sound of tuk tuk tuk, like... the sound of chickens pecking at rice.
"Alive!"
"It's quite energetic!"
Such a voice made the seriousness on Wang Leshan's face melt away, worry turned into joy.
Accompanied by the sound of pecking closely and quickly, for about ten seconds, the eggshell finally cracked. This time it was not a superficial mark, but a real crack. Wang Leshan even saw a small beak coming from the egg. poked out of the shell.
Tuk Tuk Tuk!
The pecking sound became more and more intense, and the egg shell was completely cracked, and a chick appeared inside, with thin and light golden fur all over, purple-gold feet, and purple-gold beak.
Tuk Tuk Tuk!
After the eggshell was cracked, the chick was still pecking at the eggshell, and it didn't stop until it turned all the eggshells into powder and ate them.
During this process, the chick's beak inevitably pecked at Wang Leshan's belly. I have to say that the beak is very sharp, and its strength is much stronger than Wang Leshan's imagination, and the pain is also beyond Wang Leshan's imagination, which is worse than a bayonet on the body. exaggerate.
Does it hurt?
Of course it hurts!
But Wang Leshan didn't move at all, not because he endured the pain, but because the pain was completely overwhelmed by the joy, excitement and even some inexplicable emotions in his heart, without any feeling at all.
Wang Leshan watched the chick come out of the eggshell, and his eyes were a little moist. Wang Leshan didn't dare to think about mother's love for this inexplicable feeling.
The chick stopped pecking at the eggshells, walked up Wang Leshan's belly with two legs thinner than a toothpick, walked past Wang Leshan's chest, stood under the chin, and gently pecked Wang Leshan with its beak mouth.
Not like pecking, more like kissing.
This time, Wang Leshan's eyes were completely moist.
It seemed that, this time, the blood-thicker-than-water emotion built up in the past 30 days was completely connected and activated.
And then……
The chick kissed Wang Leshan's mouth again... Well, this time it seemed that it was not a kiss, but a peck, really pecked, pecked hard, fast, accurate and ruthless.
Lips are no better than belly. Belly can be tempered to be like steel, but lips are not. After pecking, blood came out immediately.
"Nima!"
Wang Leshan shuddered, tears welled up from his moist eyes!
Just now he was not kissing Lao Tzu, but testing Lao Tzu, the testing is done, and if there is no movement, it will start!
With Wang Leshan's agitation, the chicken immediately jumped off Wang Leshan's body, the speed was much faster than its wobbly appearance just now, and it receded far away, looking at Wang Leshan with eyes not much bigger than mung beans. Leshan looked a little scared and a little provocative, which made Wang Leshan who sat up dumbfounded.
Seeing that Wang Leshan sat up and there was no movement for a long time, the little chicken walked slowly towards Wang Leshan with two small legs, stopped at the heels, and suddenly fluttered its pair of hairy legs after waiting for a while. The chicken wings flew up slowly, and after reaching the height of Wang Leshan's mouth, he slowly leaned over, and then slowly stretched his beak over, sticking it to Wang Leshan's lips.
Wang Leshan wanted to dodge, but seeing the slow speed this time, he held back after thinking about it, and wanted to see what the chick was trying to do. At the same time, he said fiercely in his heart, if he dared to peck me again, I will stew it for you immediately!
But this time, the chick's beak didn't peck at Wang Leshan, but stuck to Wang Leshan's bleeding lips and started sucking. Uh, yes, it was sucking blood.
"I wipe!"
Wang Leshan could clearly feel that the bleeding from his lips was speeding up, which startled him: "Isn't this guy a fighting chicken, how did he become a blood-sucking chicken!"
"Number 1, Number 1."
He quickly looked at robot No. 1 and asked, "What's going on?"
Robot No. 1 said, "It's thirsty."
"I go!"
Wang Leshan rolled his big eyes, quickly grabbed the chick carefully in his hand, and let it peck his hand vigorously. Anyway, his hand won't bleed, so he took the chick to the edge of the pool, He scooped up some water with his hands and handed it in front of it. The chick stopped struggling and pecked at Wang Leshan's hand, and poked his head over to drink water.
After drinking water three times, the chick stopped drinking water, and then began to peck at Wang Leshan's hand with its beak again.
"What's wrong with this?"
Wang Leshan looked at robot No. 1 helplessly.
"It's hungry."
Robot No. 1 said calmly.
Wang Leshan rolled his eyes again: "Isn't this just eating an eggshell, why are you hungry again?"
While talking, he took out the spiritual grains stored in the space. He was afraid that the chick would be too small to eat too many spiritual grains that were much larger than ordinary grains, but when he saw the chick pecking one and quickly After eating all the Linggu and still staring at himself, Wang Leshan knew that this Nima is a big eater.
For the next hour, Wang Leshan exchanged the spirit water and spirit grain for the little chicken almost non-stop. After eating like this for an hour, the little chicken finally survived, and then... fell down on the ground and fell asleep. up!
Is this Nima a chicken?
Pigs are about the same!
Wang Leshan, who lost his temper after being tormented by this aggressive chicken, looked helplessly at No. 1 robot: "No. 1, tell me this is just my illusion."
Robot No. 1 shook his head uncooperatively, and said, "It's true."
It seemed to feel Wang Leshan’s collapsed mood. This time, the No. 1 robot added another sentence, saying: “The growth and egg production of competitive chickens need a lot of food, and the food with higher energy is more harmful to its growth and production.” The more eggs help."
"Then leave it to you to feed it. You have the authority to take the food stored here. You can feed it whatever it wants to eat."
Wang Leshan thought for a while, and immediately added: "Except for that flat peach tree."
If you don't add this sentence, God knows if the fighting chicken who wants to drink blood will jump to the flat peach tree to peck the bark and eat the leaves, and the one-sided robot No. 1 probably won't stop it by then.
As for ginseng, five-color grass and so on, feel free to make them!
After a few instructions, Wang Leshan hurried out of the space. After hatching in it for a month, he was so suffocated that he hatched such a foodie. Wang Leshan didn't want to stay in this space anymore, so he hurried out to get some air. .I just hope that when I go in next time, the fighting chicken has already grown up, so hurry up and lay eggs for me!
Out of space, the time in reality is the evening of the next day.
"Host."
Seeing Wang Leshan coming out, a figure quickly landed beside Wang Leshan. It was the No. 2 robot. After landing, he said: "A group of robbers who went to the island were caught this morning. According to the host's previous instructions, all of them were detained in the southern part of the city. in the burrow."
Wang Leshan regained his spirits when he heard this: "It's really time to fall down, just to relieve boredom and let out a sigh of relief."
(End of this chapter)
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