Opening an Internet Cafe in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 17, Cheng Chubi, who hurts the egg (-: That~ Can you give me your ticket?
Chapter 17, Cheng Chubi, who hurts the egg (-: That~ Can you give me your ticket?
"Sixteen, quickly boil hot water for me, the young master wants to take a bath!" Cheng Chubi ordered his personal servant with a red face.
"Yes, master." The servant led the order to go down to prepare hot water.
It was already evening, and Cheng Chubi returned to the small courtyard where he lived after dinner.
Cheng Chubi walked a few steps quickly, jumped onto the table, waved his arms, and let out a strange cry: "Aw!"
Cheng Chubi only felt that his heart seemed to be beating to the left for a while, and then beating to the right for a while, his whole body was like stepping on a cloud, lightly flying to the sky at any moment, excited!comfortable!Cool!
Thinking of this afternoon, when he finally defeated the two elder brothers who had been pressing on his head, he felt a breath of energy from the bottom of his feet all the way to the top of his head!What he wants to do now is to tell the whole Chang'an city about this matter, and let everyone share his happiness!
Especially when he thought of Cheng Yaojin's expression on him, his face was full of disbelief, it was fun!
"Smelly old man! You really think your 'three axes' are so great, after I have learned all the moves in the game "Dynasty Warriors VR Special Edition", I will upgrade to a higher level and get stronger power. Push you to the ground and beat you! Hahaha!"
Thinking of the fun, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Master, your hot water is ready." The servant Sixteen called Cheng Chubi at the door.
"Understood." Cheng Chubi turned sideways and jumped off the table, and walked to the next shower room with a splayed figure.
After Cheng Chubi went in, two figures walked into Cheng Chubi's courtyard.
"Eldest Young Master, Second Young Master." Servant Sixteen hurriedly saluted.
"Where's Cheng Chubi?" Cheng Chumo asked.
"The young master is taking a bath." The servant Sixteen answered honestly.
"Okay, you go down."
"Yes, young master."
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang looked at each other, and they both understood each other's intentions in each other's eyes, showing evil smiles.
"Hey hey hey..."
The two quietly entered Cheng Chubi's bathroom, and then—
"You bastard! Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chuliang, what are you going to do!" Only Cheng Chubi's miserable cry sounded in the depths of Su Guogong's mansion, and instantly resounded throughout the Guogong's mansion.
The next day, someone said that even the mansion of Duke Wu who was next to him could hear it clearly. Wei Chi Gong, the Duke of Wu, was still laughing at Cheng Yaojin in the court hall. The two almost fought in front of His Majesty Li Er.
But at this moment, Cheng Chubisheng was lying in the bathtub with nothing to love, his eyes lost their luster, and he said weakly: "You guys kill me."
I saw Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang gathered around Cheng Chubi's bathtub, Cheng Chumo clasped his shoulders, pinning him in the bathtub so that he couldn't get up; , He picked it up as soon as he was young, surfaced and was exposed in the air.
In this way, Cheng Chubi exposed himself to Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang in an extremely shameful posture.
"I will not follow you! Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chuliang, you two beasts, I am your younger brother!" Cheng Chubi questioned his soul in a flash of light!
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang kept laughing, laughing like chicken thieves!
After laughing for a long time, Cheng Chumo slowed down a bit, and said to Cheng Chubi: "Just take revenge for making Chu Liang embarrass me in front of my father this afternoon."
"You bitch! Cheng Chumo, you are still shameless. Are you embarrassed? You made me ugly in front of my father for nine years. Have I ever asked you for revenge?!" Speaking of this, Cheng Chubi came Qi, the whole nine years of Qi!
"Bah! I don't know you yet. You couldn't beat us before. It's not that I don't know the tricks you used secretly. Tsk tsk tsk, only you can think of such tricks as throwing stinky dead mice." Cheng Chuliang did not Expose him mercilessly.
"Well, how many years has it been! You remember this, you narrow-minded!" Cheng Chubi retorted with his neck stuck.
"Okay, okay," Cheng Chumo interrupted their choking, looked at Cheng Chubi and asked, "Third brother, have you received any advice from an expert recently?"
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes, suddenly realized, looked at his elder brother proudly, nodded, "Yes."
"Who is it? Where is he now?" Cheng Chuliang asked impatiently.
"Get your hands away first, you bastard!" Cheng Chubi glared at Cheng Chuliang and shouted.
"No, you talk first." Cheng Chuliang was very principled.
"Let go first." Cheng Chubi was also very principled.
"Are you going to tell me?" Cheng Chuliang exerted a little force, like pinching an egg, trying to crush it bit by bit!
"You first—" Cheng Chubi stiffened his neck, wanting to fight to the end, to defend his dignity as a man, even a 12-year-old man.
But, what a motherly pain!
"I say!"
At the difficult fork in the road between dignity and sexual happiness, Cheng Chubi chose sexual happiness.
"Let's talk." Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang looked at him together, showing no intention of letting go.
Then, Cheng Chubi looked hopeless, and in an extremely shameful posture, he and Cheng Chumo talked about the Time Sea Internet Cafe, the game "Dynasty Warriors VR Special Edition", and Li Chuan.
Internet cafes, computers, VR, games, another world, old gods, Three Kingdoms, battlefield combat skills, upgrades and stronger, etc. A series of novel words collided with the worldviews of the two brothers Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang.
"Ah——! Cheng Chuliang, you bastard is not trustworthy!"
Cheng Chubi only felt a heart-wrenching pain, straight to his forehead, I'm probably useless, right?
"Bah! It's all like this, you are not honest, and you still write weird things to fool us, you really think we are stupid." Cheng Chuliang had an expression of trusting you.
"Really, I didn't lie to you!" I wanted to cry so much, Cheng Chubi was very sad.
"Wait a minute." Cheng Chumo saw that Cheng Chuliang wanted to step up his strength, subconsciously bent over, and hurriedly spoke to stop him.
After hearing Cheng Chumo's words, Cheng Chuliang stopped his hands and looked at Cheng Chumo.
Cheng Chumo nodded, and then asked Cheng Chubi, "Third brother, is what you said true? Is it so amazing?"
"Of course!" Cheng Chubi replied loudly immediately, and said with a strong promise, "I will take you to Guangguanghai Internet Cafe tomorrow, and you will know."
"Okay, trust you for now, let's go see and see tomorrow."
"Then why don't you let me go!" Cheng Chubi glared at them angrily, the cool breeze was still blowing in the air...
"Hey." Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang laughed together, but let go of their hands, and then laughed loudly, "Hahaha!"
Cheng Chubi, who regained his freedom, quickly climbed out of the bathtub, pulled off the clothes next to him, wrapped himself up in a hurry, and ran out while wrapping up.
When he ran to the door, he suddenly remembered something, Cheng Chubi turned his head, and said to Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang, "I suddenly remembered, I can't do it tomorrow, these days the old god will take the master out for a wandering, and he won't be back until eight days later."
Eight days, well, Cheng Chubi still has eight days to go online.
(End of this chapter)
"Sixteen, quickly boil hot water for me, the young master wants to take a bath!" Cheng Chubi ordered his personal servant with a red face.
"Yes, master." The servant led the order to go down to prepare hot water.
It was already evening, and Cheng Chubi returned to the small courtyard where he lived after dinner.
Cheng Chubi walked a few steps quickly, jumped onto the table, waved his arms, and let out a strange cry: "Aw!"
Cheng Chubi only felt that his heart seemed to be beating to the left for a while, and then beating to the right for a while, his whole body was like stepping on a cloud, lightly flying to the sky at any moment, excited!comfortable!Cool!
Thinking of this afternoon, when he finally defeated the two elder brothers who had been pressing on his head, he felt a breath of energy from the bottom of his feet all the way to the top of his head!What he wants to do now is to tell the whole Chang'an city about this matter, and let everyone share his happiness!
Especially when he thought of Cheng Yaojin's expression on him, his face was full of disbelief, it was fun!
"Smelly old man! You really think your 'three axes' are so great, after I have learned all the moves in the game "Dynasty Warriors VR Special Edition", I will upgrade to a higher level and get stronger power. Push you to the ground and beat you! Hahaha!"
Thinking of the fun, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Master, your hot water is ready." The servant Sixteen called Cheng Chubi at the door.
"Understood." Cheng Chubi turned sideways and jumped off the table, and walked to the next shower room with a splayed figure.
After Cheng Chubi went in, two figures walked into Cheng Chubi's courtyard.
"Eldest Young Master, Second Young Master." Servant Sixteen hurriedly saluted.
"Where's Cheng Chubi?" Cheng Chumo asked.
"The young master is taking a bath." The servant Sixteen answered honestly.
"Okay, you go down."
"Yes, young master."
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang looked at each other, and they both understood each other's intentions in each other's eyes, showing evil smiles.
"Hey hey hey..."
The two quietly entered Cheng Chubi's bathroom, and then—
"You bastard! Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chuliang, what are you going to do!" Only Cheng Chubi's miserable cry sounded in the depths of Su Guogong's mansion, and instantly resounded throughout the Guogong's mansion.
The next day, someone said that even the mansion of Duke Wu who was next to him could hear it clearly. Wei Chi Gong, the Duke of Wu, was still laughing at Cheng Yaojin in the court hall. The two almost fought in front of His Majesty Li Er.
But at this moment, Cheng Chubisheng was lying in the bathtub with nothing to love, his eyes lost their luster, and he said weakly: "You guys kill me."
I saw Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang gathered around Cheng Chubi's bathtub, Cheng Chumo clasped his shoulders, pinning him in the bathtub so that he couldn't get up; , He picked it up as soon as he was young, surfaced and was exposed in the air.
In this way, Cheng Chubi exposed himself to Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang in an extremely shameful posture.
"I will not follow you! Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chuliang, you two beasts, I am your younger brother!" Cheng Chubi questioned his soul in a flash of light!
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang kept laughing, laughing like chicken thieves!
After laughing for a long time, Cheng Chumo slowed down a bit, and said to Cheng Chubi: "Just take revenge for making Chu Liang embarrass me in front of my father this afternoon."
"You bitch! Cheng Chumo, you are still shameless. Are you embarrassed? You made me ugly in front of my father for nine years. Have I ever asked you for revenge?!" Speaking of this, Cheng Chubi came Qi, the whole nine years of Qi!
"Bah! I don't know you yet. You couldn't beat us before. It's not that I don't know the tricks you used secretly. Tsk tsk tsk, only you can think of such tricks as throwing stinky dead mice." Cheng Chuliang did not Expose him mercilessly.
"Well, how many years has it been! You remember this, you narrow-minded!" Cheng Chubi retorted with his neck stuck.
"Okay, okay," Cheng Chumo interrupted their choking, looked at Cheng Chubi and asked, "Third brother, have you received any advice from an expert recently?"
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes, suddenly realized, looked at his elder brother proudly, nodded, "Yes."
"Who is it? Where is he now?" Cheng Chuliang asked impatiently.
"Get your hands away first, you bastard!" Cheng Chubi glared at Cheng Chuliang and shouted.
"No, you talk first." Cheng Chuliang was very principled.
"Let go first." Cheng Chubi was also very principled.
"Are you going to tell me?" Cheng Chuliang exerted a little force, like pinching an egg, trying to crush it bit by bit!
"You first—" Cheng Chubi stiffened his neck, wanting to fight to the end, to defend his dignity as a man, even a 12-year-old man.
But, what a motherly pain!
"I say!"
At the difficult fork in the road between dignity and sexual happiness, Cheng Chubi chose sexual happiness.
"Let's talk." Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang looked at him together, showing no intention of letting go.
Then, Cheng Chubi looked hopeless, and in an extremely shameful posture, he and Cheng Chumo talked about the Time Sea Internet Cafe, the game "Dynasty Warriors VR Special Edition", and Li Chuan.
Internet cafes, computers, VR, games, another world, old gods, Three Kingdoms, battlefield combat skills, upgrades and stronger, etc. A series of novel words collided with the worldviews of the two brothers Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang.
"Ah——! Cheng Chuliang, you bastard is not trustworthy!"
Cheng Chubi only felt a heart-wrenching pain, straight to his forehead, I'm probably useless, right?
"Bah! It's all like this, you are not honest, and you still write weird things to fool us, you really think we are stupid." Cheng Chuliang had an expression of trusting you.
"Really, I didn't lie to you!" I wanted to cry so much, Cheng Chubi was very sad.
"Wait a minute." Cheng Chumo saw that Cheng Chuliang wanted to step up his strength, subconsciously bent over, and hurriedly spoke to stop him.
After hearing Cheng Chumo's words, Cheng Chuliang stopped his hands and looked at Cheng Chumo.
Cheng Chumo nodded, and then asked Cheng Chubi, "Third brother, is what you said true? Is it so amazing?"
"Of course!" Cheng Chubi replied loudly immediately, and said with a strong promise, "I will take you to Guangguanghai Internet Cafe tomorrow, and you will know."
"Okay, trust you for now, let's go see and see tomorrow."
"Then why don't you let me go!" Cheng Chubi glared at them angrily, the cool breeze was still blowing in the air...
"Hey." Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang laughed together, but let go of their hands, and then laughed loudly, "Hahaha!"
Cheng Chubi, who regained his freedom, quickly climbed out of the bathtub, pulled off the clothes next to him, wrapped himself up in a hurry, and ran out while wrapping up.
When he ran to the door, he suddenly remembered something, Cheng Chubi turned his head, and said to Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang, "I suddenly remembered, I can't do it tomorrow, these days the old god will take the master out for a wandering, and he won't be back until eight days later."
Eight days, well, Cheng Chubi still has eight days to go online.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Dragon Ball: System, this choice is a bit unreasonable
Chapter 151 4 hours ago -
I have a simplified system.
Chapter 151 4 hours ago -
Pirates: I was captured by Kaido and I kidnapped Yamato!
Chapter 159 4 hours ago -
NBA: Crazy Little Giant
Chapter 192 4 hours ago -
God-level choice: Obito, come and inherit the title of Hokage
Chapter 198 4 hours ago -
People write diaries in the ninja world, and the female ninjas are broken
Chapter 115 5 hours ago -
Hanghai: I, Whitebeard, have both a son and a daughter!
Chapter 121 5 hours ago -
City, I'm not a magician
Chapter 145 5 hours ago -
The beginning is broken and the end is complete, and I am one with Kiana
Chapter 193 5 hours ago -
Honkai Q&A, the three lawyers vs. Kevin at the beginning
Chapter 256 5 hours ago