Super WeChat system

Chapter 1 Fairy World Chat Group

"Third, we are leaving, are you really not going out?"

The boss of the dormitory, Zhang Wei, walked over and shook the bed.

Chen Xiaohai glanced at Zhang Wei, with a pitiful expression on his face: "Boss, you see that I am in such a miserable state, and even my family has been wiped out. You have pity on me, and you can help me out the money for the night at the Internet cafe."

"Second and fourth, let's go, the third says we can't go."

Zhang Wei turned around, patted the shoulders of Zhao Jianguo, the second child, and Xie Bin, the fourth child in the dormitory, and pulled them away without looking back.

"A bunch of disrespectful bastards."

Chen Xiaohai stared at the backs of several roommates leaving, lying on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Chen Xiaohai, male, 20 years old.Nanyan City, Huaxia Country, a freshman student at Nanyan University.

With ordinary looks, ordinary family background, average physical ability, and above-average game level, in short, he is an ordinary freshman.

Originally had a girlfriend who had been dating since high school, and the two broke up before the freshman year was over.Chen Xiaohai changed from an ordinary freshman to an ordinary single.

Yesterday was his ex-girlfriend's birthday, and he spent nearly a month's living expenses to buy a pair of jewelry for his girlfriend. He originally thought that his ex-girlfriend would end up spending 20 years as a virgin in a hotel room.

In the end, what I got in exchange was a breakup from my ex-girlfriend.Then, the ex-girlfriend got into someone else's car and left, leaving behind a snow-white car buttock.

In a fit of rage, Chen Xiaohai threw that piece of jewelry that cost nearly a month's living expenses into the river, and it disappeared.

Now, Chen Xiaohai regretted it.

The girlfriend is gone, and the living expenses are gone.

Originally, I planned to go to the Internet cafe with my roommates all night, and the five consecutive sittings would kill the Quartet, or the Quartet would be killed.As a result, I can only stay in the dormitory alone, looking at the ceiling, lonely, empty and cold.

"If I had known better than to throw away that jewelry, it would be nice to take it back and return it."

Chen Xiaohai looked annoyed.

coo.

"Very hungry."

Chen Xiaohai turned his head to look, and found a bucket of sauerkraut on the boss's table.

Get up, Ma Liu got out of bed.

Skillfully tore open the old altar sauerkraut, soaked it in boiling water, and put it aside to wait.

"Ding."

Chen Xiaohai picked up the phone and found that there was an update reminder on it.

"WeChat discovered a new system, WeChat Wanjie Edition, is it updated?"

"WeChat Wanjie Edition, with such a middle school name, when did Penguin become so good at it?"

Chen Xiaohai casually clicked Update and threw it aside.Immediately afterwards, I turned on the computer and clicked on a movie to watch. This is a movie adapted from a novel called Demon Supreme.

Chilling.

Chen Xiaohai watched a movie while eating the old sauerkraut.

"It's really good, but the original book seems to be better."

Ding.

Ding.

Ding.

The phone keeps ringing.

"This is the point, why are there so many things?"

Chen Xiaohai picked up the phone, glanced at the content on it, and looked confused.

"What the hell is this?"

"Ancestor Bodhi invites you to join the chat group in the fairy world."

Immediately afterwards, another series of messages.

The Bodhi ancestor invited the Taishang Laojun to join the fairy chat group, the Bodhi ancestor invited the Jade Emperor to join the fairy chat group, the Bodhi ancestor invited the Queen Mother of the West to join the fairy chat group, and the Bodhi ancestor invited Erlang God Yang Jian to join the fairy chat group...

Chen Xiaohai looked at the densely packed invitation information with a dazed expression. What the hell are these things? The exchange group for middle school patients is full of immortal names.These people must have read too many Xianxia novels.

Chen Xiaohai was thinking of quitting this crazy group, when he saw Patriarch Bodhi speak, he stopped again.

Patriarch Bodhi: Dear friends, I see that you are very busy and rarely communicate with each other, which is not conducive to the development of the fairy world.Therefore, at the request of the Jade Emperor, this treasure was refined using a ray of primordial energy left by the Great God Hongjun, and a chat group was created. "

"Everyone can use this chat group to chat with each other, increase communication, deepen mutual relationship, and jointly build a beautiful fairyland."

"In order to celebrate the establishment of the chat group, I am going to send a red envelope."

Monkey King Monkey King: My master speaks, everyone applauds quickly, otherwise don't blame my old grandson for destroying your cave with a stick. "

Lei Gong: Applause.

Shunfeng Ear: Applause.

Feng Bo: Applause.

Yuelao made an applauding expression, and then a group of gods, Huode Xingjun, Shuide Xingjun, Taibai Jinxing, four-valued meritorious Cao, etc., made expressions one after another.

Erlang God Yang Jian made a disdainful expression, and then said: Others are afraid of you, a hairy monkey, but this real gentleman is not.

Sun Wukong: Three eyes, do you dare to fight?

Erlang God Yang Jian: If you hit me, I will hit you. If you don’t pull out all your monkey hair, the true king will not live in heaven.

At this time, Sao Baxing said weakly: Zhenjun, you don't live in the heaven.

The crowd suddenly exploded.

Immortals and gods erupted one after another, some were watching, some were booing, and some were persuading a fight.Very lively.

Chen Xiaohai looked at the chatter of the gods in the group, and tilted his head, these guys really regarded themselves as gods.Chen Xiaohai wanted to quit the group every minute, but stopped when he remembered that Bodhi Patriarch said that he would give out red envelopes.

He is so poor now, if he can grab a big red envelope, he can live for half a month.

Patriarch Bodhi: Fellow Taoists, please be quiet, I am going to give out red envelopes.

The originally lively and bursting group suddenly became quiet, and Chen Xiaohai held his breath, waiting for the red envelope from Patriarch Bodhi.

Ding.

A bright red envelope appeared.

Chen Xiaohai nodded quickly, only to find that the red envelope had been robbed.

"Fuck, how many years have these guys been single, their hands are so fast, they're gone in the blink of an eye."

Lei Gong: Thank you Patriarch Bodhi, I have obtained one hundred merits.

Taibai Jinxing: Fellow Bodhi Taoist, the treasures you have refined are really amazing. They contain the universe inside and can be transmitted remotely. It is really amazing.

Shunfeng Er: I have obtained [-] merits and virtues, the Bodhi Patriarch is really rich and powerful.

Feng Bo: Xiaoxian has nothing, please send another red envelope to Patriarch Bodhi.

Dianmu: send another red envelope.

Shui De Xing Jun: I strongly agree with the upstairs, please send another red envelope to the ancestor Bodhi.

A group of fairies booed.

Patriarch Bodhi: In response to the strong request of fellow Taoists, I will send another red envelope to the patriarch

"Merit points? What is this?"

Chen Xiaohai looked puzzled, when will there be such things as WeChat red envelopes, isn't it all just money?However, seeing Patriarch Bodhi giving out red envelopes again, Chen Xiaohai held his breath again and waited.

Ding, a red envelope appeared on the phone.

Chen Xiaohai activated the hand speed of being single for 20 years, and clicked on the red envelope.

System reminder: Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope from Patriarch Bodhi, thirty merit points.

"Finally got the red envelope." Chen Xiaohai smiled, "But what the hell are these thirty merit points? Can I eat them?"

(End of this chapter)