Heavenly Court Reader

Chapter 11 The Jade Emperor's R-rated Blockbuster
ps: Due to work, there is no computer outside, so I can only upload chapters in Internet cafes. The Internet cafes here are really expensive.
As for how the Jade Emperor viewed the R-rated blockbuster, it was due to Haotian Mirror.

It is said that one day, the Jade Emperor was so bored sitting in his bedroom, so he took out the Haotian mirror and planned to see the situation in the world, but the monitoring range of the Haotian mirror became tens of thousands of times smaller, and the monitoring location was different. It changes from time to time, so what exactly can be seen is not controlled by the Jade Emperor.

So on this day, when the Jade Emperor watched the Haotian Mirror, the monitoring position of the Haotian Mirror changed again. This time, the monitoring position of the Haotian Mirror was actually transferred to a certain island country. The Jade Emperor had also observed this island country before. However, the Jade Emperor also disliked the people of this island country.

So when the Haotian mirror showed this island country, Jade Emperor planned to take back the Haotian mirror and stop watching it. Who knew that a series of restricted-level pictures appeared on the Haotian mirror at this time. The emperor was shocked, "How come there are such people who prostitute themselves day and night in this island country?"

Originally, the Jade Emperor planned to take back the Haotian Mirror, looking at the poses and movements in the restricted-rated blockbuster in front of him, as well as the seductive groans of the mortal with a good figure below!was deeply attracted.

At this point, the Jade Emperor, like most homeboys in the world, became out of control, and often hid alone in the bedroom and took out the Haotian mirror to watch.

With the passage of time, the Jade Emperor also calculated that about every 25 years, the Haotian Mirror would monitor the island country once, so often at this time, the Jade Emperor would take out the Haotian Mirror to learn the learning restrictions. It's a super brilliant move, but now the Haotian mirror is broken by those bastards from the development department, how can it not make Jade Emperor sad.

The Jade Emperor sighed faintly, with a sad face!Just at this time, the Queen Mother came in, and seeing the Jade Emperor was so sad, she asked, "What's wrong with Your Majesty? What made His Majesty so sad."

Seeing the Queen Mother's aloof look, Jade Emperor suddenly remembered those Yujies in the restricted-rated blockbusters!But when he thought of the Queen Mother looking like a dead pig in the bed, without passion, the Jade Emperor became even more sad.

Looking at the sad eyes of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother looked worried, and hurriedly pushed away all the fairies, sat next to the Jade Emperor, hugged the Jade Emperor's arm, and asked, "What's the matter, Your Majesty?"

Feeling the Queen Mother's proud breasts pressing against his arms, the Jade Emperor suddenly had a strong desire, hugging the Queen Mother was a burst of fierce gnawing.

"If I don't train this bitch well today, I'll pretend to be the Jade Emperor!" Thinking that the Jade Emperor didn't care about the emperor's face any more, he directly tore the Queen Mother's immortal skirt roughly, and rushed forward.

Afterwards, the Queen Mother lay in the arms of the Jade Emperor with a blushing face, and sighed softly: "Your Majesty is so brave today, why didn't you see His Majesty treat me like this in the past?"

"I didn't expect that the Queen Mother actually likes the masochistic style. It seems that it's not that the Queen Mother doesn't understand the joy of looking at the bed, but that I used the wrong method!" Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor hugged the Queen Mother and said: "I blamed you Now, I will treat you well in the future."

At this moment, the Jade Emperor had already put aside the matter of the Haotian Mirror, and he was no longer sad like before.

At the moment, Han Feng was haggling with the boss opposite him in the vegetable market.

"Boss, can't this fish be cheaper? Who will buy it if it's so expensive!" Han Feng pointed to a red carp in front of the stall.

"I said young man, you have been standing in front of my stall for half an hour, do you want to buy it or not!" The boss looked at Han Feng with a depressed face and said.

"Buy it! I'm here to buy fish, but your fish is a bit expensive! Isn't this to make you cheaper!" Han Feng said.

"All right, all right, I've convinced you. I've never seen a young man bargaining like you." The boss grabbed a red carp and said to Han Feng.

"Finally I've bought all of them!" Han Feng laughed after taking the red carp that he had agreed to from the boss.

Coming out of the vegetable market, Han Feng took a large bag containing a lot of vegetables and fish, and got on the bus to go home.

As soon as he entered the house, Han Feng smiled and shouted: "I'm back!"

"Come on, son, it's really hard work, let's put down our things and go eat first!" Seeing his son came back, the mother hurried forward to take the big and small bags from Han Feng's hand and said with a smile.

"It's not hard, what's so hard about it." Han Feng watched his mother take the bag of vegetables and replied.

Seeing her son go to eat, the mother turned to Han Yu and said, "Come on, Yu'er, help mom sort out these dishes, and put those meat dishes in the refrigerator!"

"OK, all right."

After lunch, Han Feng, who had been busy all morning, could finally lie on the bed and rest.

In the afternoon, Han Feng didn't have anything to do, he was bored anyway, so he took out his mobile phone, boarded the Tianting Reader and clicked to sign in!After signing in, I took a look at the homepage by the way.

Except for Yuelao's "Flower Before the Moon" which has also been completed, no other new novels have come out. The last time God of Cookery said in the comment area that he would write a novel, there is no news so far.

Pulling the page, changing hands and clicking to enter the official message area, I saw a big headline "Long live the Jade Emperor's birthday, Tianting Reader hereby congratulates you", and the message area below the headline is full of comments.

Xiaotiangou: I like birthdays, and I can gnaw a lot of good bones.

Erlang Shen: Xiao Tiangou, get out of here, you haven't settled the matter with me yet!
God of Cookery: Birthday?Birthdays are boring again, isn’t it boring? Every day is either a birthday or a meeting. I have to cook various dishes every day, and I don’t want people to have fun.

Land: Is the Jade Emperor going to entertain the immortals again?Great, you can eat flat peaches again.

Monkey: Old land, can you forget about flat peaches?Be careful that the old grandson kicks you back to the world.

Land: Xiaoxian is wrong, if you don’t mention it, delete the above comment.

God of Wealth: For birthdays and birthdays, I'm only responsible for expenses, other things don't care about me, I don't care!You can open it every day, oh yes, my novel will be published soon, everyone should come and give a reward!
Yuelao: Didn’t the person upstairs say that my novel requires eunuchs? What else can I say now?

God of Wealth: Tsk, I found out that your novel is simply asking for help!Damn you.

Seeing the heated discussion among the immortals above, Han Feng thought: "Is it the Jade Emperor's birthday? There must be a lot of immortal jade food, alas! If only I could eat a little bit of it, maybe I would live forever! "

Perhaps it is wishful thinking for others to want to eat the delicacies of heaven and sea, but for Han Feng who now owns the great artifact of Heavenly Court reader, maybe it is really possible to eat it!

Thinking about it, Han Feng slapped in the message area and said, "I don't know what fairy jade food will be available then? I really want to know."

As soon as Han Feng's message was posted, God of Cookery followed up with his reply: "I won't tell you what kind of cooking I can do, hit me up if you have the ability!"

Seeing God of Cookery's reply, Han Feng could only be speechless, and quickly turned off the page of the reader to save himself from being hit.

(End of this chapter)