Heavenly Court Reader
Chapter 105 The old man vomited blood
Chapter 105 The old man vomited blood
"Who are you? Why did you come to my house?" Seeing the old Taoist with a wretched expression in front of him, standing under the bell and pear tree with a dry smile rubbing his hands, Han Feng spoke first.
"Wuliang Tianzun, poor Taoist Zhuang Bufan! The Taoist name is Tianyunzi, and he is the elder of the Tianshi Taoism in Longhu Mountain." Zhuang Laodao made a bow at Han Feng, and then stared at Han Feng straightly, hehe He smiled and said: "Just because I passed by here, I saw that this house is very mighty, and there is an air of dragons and tigers. It's really itchy, so I want to come in and have a look."
Seeing the serious expression on the old man's face when he spoke, Han Feng couldn't help but twitched, "I'm sorry! I'm still a dragon and a tiger, are you lying to ghosts? I'm just a small villa , I don’t know if there is any aura of dragons and tigers dominating me!”
"I don't care who you are, but you entered my villa without authorization. This matter is big or small." Han Feng squinted at Zhuang Laodao, and said nonchalantly, "Who knows if you are a thief who broke into the house? Deliberately pretending to be a Taoist priest! If you can’t give me a reasonable explanation, I’m going to call the police.”
"What? You don't believe what the old Taoist said!" Zhuang Laodao rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle, "Well, the old Taoist knows a little bit about gossip and fortune-telling, so how about doing the fortune-telling for you? You should believe it!"
Nima!Not only does Lao Tzu possess a magic weapon, but he also has a pair of eyes for marriage. I want you to tell my fortune?Han Feng looked at the old man, shook his head, and said with a smile, "No way!"
"No?" Zhuang Laodao was stunned for a moment, and then he said unwillingly: "Do you know who I am, the old Taoist? I am... how many people begged the old Taoist to count me in for him?"
"I know, didn't you say that you are the elder of Longhushan Tianshi Dao?" Han Feng looked at Zhuang Laodao and said indifferently: "But what does this have to do with me? Besides, there are so many liars now. And who knows the gossip of the Book of Changes and can't tell fortunes? Why should I ask you to tell fortunes?"
"You boy...!" Zhuang Laodao became angry immediately, and he looked at the little lion roar behind Han Feng again, and a hint of hesitation suddenly appeared on his face.
Just before Han Feng came out, Zhuang Laodao suffered from the little lion's roar and was bitten. Facing the little lion's roar, Zhuang Laodao couldn't help but take another look. It was found that this dog is definitely not ordinary.
"Okay, the old Taoist will fight it out today!" After struggling for a long time, the old Taoist Zhuang said with a sad face: "In addition to fortune-telling, the old Taoist will give you a peek at your fortune today and tell you the future trend of fate, how about it?"
"You know how to watch your luck?" Han Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then an imperceptible light flashed in his eyes.
He had already seen that this old man Zhuang was out of the ordinary, and wanted to trick him to see what he could come up with, but he didn't expect that this old man Zhuang would actually be able to wait and see.
The art of observing one's energy and hope for one's luck is a very complicated, profound, and very difficult to learn knowledge. Even in the era when gods walked everywhere, there were definitely not many people who could learn the art of "watching one's energy and hoping for one's luck".
What's more, the modern age is a high-tech era, and the aura is exhausted to zero.However, once learned it will also be beneficial.
Because you can check the luck trend of almost any person and almost any force in a certain period of time in the future, so as to avoid bad luck and make the best judgment, which is really the ultimate life-saving technique.
Of course, then again, even if you can watch luck, it is best not to check other people's luck at will, because everyone knows that luck is very important, and you can't let others check it at will.
Besides, in this day and age, if one easily waits and sees one's luck, it is estimated that one will have to lie in the hospital for at least a few days.
Putting these aside, although Han Feng doesn't know how to wait and see, he has a good eye for marriage!You can still watch the movement of luck to a certain extent, just need to consume some merit coins.
Right now, this old Taoist Zhuang actually knows how to wait and see his luck. If it is true as he said, then there must be some legacy of Longhu Mountain, after all, it is also the birthplace of Taoism!
"You also know the art of observing qi and fortune?" Seeing Han Feng's face was slightly condensed, Zhuang Laodao also had a flash of light in his eyes, but he pretended nothing happened on his face, and said with a hey smile.
"I've heard of some!" Han Feng glanced at Zhuang Laodao and said unhurriedly.
"Oh!" Zhuang Laodao laughed dryly and did not speak, but the brilliance in his eyes shone even more.
"If it's as you said, if you really know how to watch luck and are willing to watch luck for me, then I can forget about your trespassing into my house!" Han Feng didn't care about Zhuang at all. The gleam in the eyes of the old Taoist, but still said slowly.
"Okay, but I want a tree, the tree behind me!" Zhuang Laodao suddenly cried out, pointing to the strange tree behind him.
"Yes!" Han Feng nodded and said with a smile, "If you can take it away by yourself, then it doesn't matter if I let you take one."
The reason why he agreed to the old man so happily was because of two considerations.
First, all my opportunities come from the Tianting reader, and Tianting is the ultimate leader of Taoism, so his favor for Taoism can be said to have risen to a very high peak.
As a person who has a very good impression of Taoism, Han Feng felt that even if he really gave one or two bell pear trees to the birthplace of Taoism, it would be possible.
Second, to be honest, he himself doesn't know that this Zhongli tree will not bear fruit until the year of the monkey, and it was not mentioned in the manual last time.So he felt that it didn't matter if there was one more or one less.
"Okay, old Taoist, I'll give you a chance to watch your luck now." Zhuang Laodao was overjoyed when he heard the words, picked up the little Dudu under him, and trotted to Han Feng's side quickly, using the technique of watching his luck and hoping his luck, earnestly He looked at Han Feng's facial features.
"Pfft!" Before seeing it for a minute, Zhuang Laodao spurted out a mouthful of old blood and sat paralyzed on the ground, panicked in his heart: "Fuck, what the hell is this ****? Even if it is a reincarnation of a god, there may not be such a thing." Great luck, right?"
With Zhuang Laodao's current limited cultivation base, he has never seen any gods, and his inner sigh is definitely exaggerated.
However, he had also shown luck to a certain leader of the country, and his luck was huge, but it was not as bold as the one in front of him, so he felt a little panic in his heart.
"Master, what's wrong with you? Huh, don't scare the baby!" Seeing that his master suddenly vomited blood, Xiaodudu immediately hugged Zhuang Laodao's arm and started crying.
"Fuck! Why are you vomiting blood? Nima, you agreed to wait and see for me?" Looking at the old man who suddenly vomited a mouthful of old blood and sat paralyzed on the ground, Han Feng was speechless, and the corners of his eyes twitched Twice, feeling depressed in his heart: "It won't kill people, right? Damn it, damn it, don't touch Ci's tricks!"
PS: Recommend a friend's book "Universal WeChat" which is almost similar to mine. Friends who are interested can read it!
(End of this chapter)
"Who are you? Why did you come to my house?" Seeing the old Taoist with a wretched expression in front of him, standing under the bell and pear tree with a dry smile rubbing his hands, Han Feng spoke first.
"Wuliang Tianzun, poor Taoist Zhuang Bufan! The Taoist name is Tianyunzi, and he is the elder of the Tianshi Taoism in Longhu Mountain." Zhuang Laodao made a bow at Han Feng, and then stared at Han Feng straightly, hehe He smiled and said: "Just because I passed by here, I saw that this house is very mighty, and there is an air of dragons and tigers. It's really itchy, so I want to come in and have a look."
Seeing the serious expression on the old man's face when he spoke, Han Feng couldn't help but twitched, "I'm sorry! I'm still a dragon and a tiger, are you lying to ghosts? I'm just a small villa , I don’t know if there is any aura of dragons and tigers dominating me!”
"I don't care who you are, but you entered my villa without authorization. This matter is big or small." Han Feng squinted at Zhuang Laodao, and said nonchalantly, "Who knows if you are a thief who broke into the house? Deliberately pretending to be a Taoist priest! If you can’t give me a reasonable explanation, I’m going to call the police.”
"What? You don't believe what the old Taoist said!" Zhuang Laodao rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle, "Well, the old Taoist knows a little bit about gossip and fortune-telling, so how about doing the fortune-telling for you? You should believe it!"
Nima!Not only does Lao Tzu possess a magic weapon, but he also has a pair of eyes for marriage. I want you to tell my fortune?Han Feng looked at the old man, shook his head, and said with a smile, "No way!"
"No?" Zhuang Laodao was stunned for a moment, and then he said unwillingly: "Do you know who I am, the old Taoist? I am... how many people begged the old Taoist to count me in for him?"
"I know, didn't you say that you are the elder of Longhushan Tianshi Dao?" Han Feng looked at Zhuang Laodao and said indifferently: "But what does this have to do with me? Besides, there are so many liars now. And who knows the gossip of the Book of Changes and can't tell fortunes? Why should I ask you to tell fortunes?"
"You boy...!" Zhuang Laodao became angry immediately, and he looked at the little lion roar behind Han Feng again, and a hint of hesitation suddenly appeared on his face.
Just before Han Feng came out, Zhuang Laodao suffered from the little lion's roar and was bitten. Facing the little lion's roar, Zhuang Laodao couldn't help but take another look. It was found that this dog is definitely not ordinary.
"Okay, the old Taoist will fight it out today!" After struggling for a long time, the old Taoist Zhuang said with a sad face: "In addition to fortune-telling, the old Taoist will give you a peek at your fortune today and tell you the future trend of fate, how about it?"
"You know how to watch your luck?" Han Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then an imperceptible light flashed in his eyes.
He had already seen that this old man Zhuang was out of the ordinary, and wanted to trick him to see what he could come up with, but he didn't expect that this old man Zhuang would actually be able to wait and see.
The art of observing one's energy and hope for one's luck is a very complicated, profound, and very difficult to learn knowledge. Even in the era when gods walked everywhere, there were definitely not many people who could learn the art of "watching one's energy and hoping for one's luck".
What's more, the modern age is a high-tech era, and the aura is exhausted to zero.However, once learned it will also be beneficial.
Because you can check the luck trend of almost any person and almost any force in a certain period of time in the future, so as to avoid bad luck and make the best judgment, which is really the ultimate life-saving technique.
Of course, then again, even if you can watch luck, it is best not to check other people's luck at will, because everyone knows that luck is very important, and you can't let others check it at will.
Besides, in this day and age, if one easily waits and sees one's luck, it is estimated that one will have to lie in the hospital for at least a few days.
Putting these aside, although Han Feng doesn't know how to wait and see, he has a good eye for marriage!You can still watch the movement of luck to a certain extent, just need to consume some merit coins.
Right now, this old Taoist Zhuang actually knows how to wait and see his luck. If it is true as he said, then there must be some legacy of Longhu Mountain, after all, it is also the birthplace of Taoism!
"You also know the art of observing qi and fortune?" Seeing Han Feng's face was slightly condensed, Zhuang Laodao also had a flash of light in his eyes, but he pretended nothing happened on his face, and said with a hey smile.
"I've heard of some!" Han Feng glanced at Zhuang Laodao and said unhurriedly.
"Oh!" Zhuang Laodao laughed dryly and did not speak, but the brilliance in his eyes shone even more.
"If it's as you said, if you really know how to watch luck and are willing to watch luck for me, then I can forget about your trespassing into my house!" Han Feng didn't care about Zhuang at all. The gleam in the eyes of the old Taoist, but still said slowly.
"Okay, but I want a tree, the tree behind me!" Zhuang Laodao suddenly cried out, pointing to the strange tree behind him.
"Yes!" Han Feng nodded and said with a smile, "If you can take it away by yourself, then it doesn't matter if I let you take one."
The reason why he agreed to the old man so happily was because of two considerations.
First, all my opportunities come from the Tianting reader, and Tianting is the ultimate leader of Taoism, so his favor for Taoism can be said to have risen to a very high peak.
As a person who has a very good impression of Taoism, Han Feng felt that even if he really gave one or two bell pear trees to the birthplace of Taoism, it would be possible.
Second, to be honest, he himself doesn't know that this Zhongli tree will not bear fruit until the year of the monkey, and it was not mentioned in the manual last time.So he felt that it didn't matter if there was one more or one less.
"Okay, old Taoist, I'll give you a chance to watch your luck now." Zhuang Laodao was overjoyed when he heard the words, picked up the little Dudu under him, and trotted to Han Feng's side quickly, using the technique of watching his luck and hoping his luck, earnestly He looked at Han Feng's facial features.
"Pfft!" Before seeing it for a minute, Zhuang Laodao spurted out a mouthful of old blood and sat paralyzed on the ground, panicked in his heart: "Fuck, what the hell is this ****? Even if it is a reincarnation of a god, there may not be such a thing." Great luck, right?"
With Zhuang Laodao's current limited cultivation base, he has never seen any gods, and his inner sigh is definitely exaggerated.
However, he had also shown luck to a certain leader of the country, and his luck was huge, but it was not as bold as the one in front of him, so he felt a little panic in his heart.
"Master, what's wrong with you? Huh, don't scare the baby!" Seeing that his master suddenly vomited blood, Xiaodudu immediately hugged Zhuang Laodao's arm and started crying.
"Fuck! Why are you vomiting blood? Nima, you agreed to wait and see for me?" Looking at the old man who suddenly vomited a mouthful of old blood and sat paralyzed on the ground, Han Feng was speechless, and the corners of his eyes twitched Twice, feeling depressed in his heart: "It won't kill people, right? Damn it, damn it, don't touch Ci's tricks!"
PS: Recommend a friend's book "Universal WeChat" which is almost similar to mine. Friends who are interested can read it!
(End of this chapter)
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