Chapter 379

"Then what should we do?" Hao Gaoxin said, "How about sewing him..."

"Why do you sew it up? Of the three of us doctors, there must be one who needs it..." Bai Xiaochuan said.

The evil spirits are speechless, this is an operation, big brother, what do you think of it as pee and mud?There is always one that is useful, and it is easy to say, why don't you just take a look at it and try it!

"That's right!"

Hao Gaoxin clapped his hands and said, "Now it's my turn..."

The evil spirit hurriedly said: "Brother, you are from the bowel department, so you don't need this incision..."

Hao Gaoxin was taken aback, thought for a while and said, "Why don't I need it? Since you have an opinion, I'll open it up again..."

"It won't be a problem to start again..." After saying that, he was about to start.

What the hell!

The evil spirit wanted to slap itself twice, why would it be so much?One knife in the front, one knife in the back, and let people live, it is better to just this one knife.

"No, you can use it, use it, don't need to speak again!"

The evil spirit hurriedly waved his hands and said anxiously.

"Why are you using it again?" Hao Gaoxin looked confused, obviously a little puzzled.

What the hell, you are a doctor and I am a doctor. The evil spirits feel pain in the kidneys, the kind that hurts both sides.

"Think about it, you are a doctor of bowel surgery, right?"

"Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"Then the intestines can also be dealt with from here!"

"That's right!" Hao Gaoxin clapped his hands and said, "Why didn't I think of that?"

The evil spirit was speechless for a while, brother, your thinking has always been biased, and you have seen a ghost if you can think of it.

"Then I'll start!" Hao Gaoxin also greeted.

The evil spirit rolled his eyes, you can do whatever you want, as long as you don't kill me with one blow.

Hao Gaoxin started to move, and his hands moved in the stomach of this guy.

The evil spirit felt as if his hands were rummaging through his internal organs, and felt that his eyes were turning black, and it was too painful. Damn it, he didn't take anesthesia, and he didn't know what the tranquilizer was. Can't move, can't do anything else.

At this moment, he suddenly heard Dasha say: "Doctor Hao, is it not good for you to do this!"

"That's not good?" Hao Gaoxin said: "As a doctor, my practice is not something that your nurse can question!"

Dasha said: "No, I didn't doubt you, I just think that the bow you tied on his intestines is not very professional..."

"puff!"

The evil spirit spat out a mouthful of old blood.

What the hell are you tying a bow to Lao Tzu's intestines?You are not doing surgery, why did you suddenly change your hand?Are you any better?
play me?
"Hehe, I'm not afraid of you saying that I have more than 120 techniques for tying a bow. In the past 20 years, no one has ever been able to untie my bow. Do you think my technique is unprofessional?" Hao Gaoxin said confidently.

Dasha snorted silently.

The evil spirit said weakly: "Brother, it doesn't matter what the method of bowing the intestines is, I just want to ask what is your treatment idea? I am crazy, so I just need surgery. I think it can be cured by bowing the intestines." Crazy?"

"Oh, you said this, it can't be cured!" Hao Gaoxin said indifferently.

"Then why did you tie me a bow!" the evil spirit was indignant.

"Oh, you said this, it's harmless, I'm used to it!"

You are used to your sister, it is my intestines, okay?Anyone with a bow for the intestines?
Hao Gaoxin rubbed his hands together and said, "Don't worry, no one can untie the bow I tied..."

"puff!"

The evil spirit spurted out a mouthful of old blood again, this time it really spurted blood.

What the hell, no one can solve it, which means that I will have intestinal obstruction in my life!
Are you cheating or not!
"How is it? Isn't it very artistic?" Hao Gaoxin pulled the evil spirit's intestines and said, "Your intestines are very malleable!"

I'm going to uncle!

Intestines are highly plastic, so you are messing with me.

I've never seen you like this, with a bow tie on your intestines, it's a good thing I didn't let you do it from behind, otherwise I don't know what weird ideas you have in your mind.

The evil spirit said weakly: "Brother, what did you do in the first place? You don't do handicrafts, do you..."

"That can!"

Hao Gaoxin curled his lips and said, "Dude, he came from an authentic major, and he studied medicine..."

Who believes it!
Brother, who will believe what you say, tie a bow tie with an authentic academic background, that doctor will do such a shameless thing, you have the nerve to say that you are an authentic academic education?

Xie Lingqi's nose was crooked.

"You don't know, when I was choosing a subject, I asked my teacher which subject was the most profitable!" Hao Gaoxin said.

"My classmate said that dentistry is the most profitable!"

"My teacher didn't agree with his statement, so I chose just enterology!" Hao Gaoxin said.

Bai Xiaochuan wondered, this Hao Gaoxin was a bit high-end, he had all the memories, and he didn't miss anything.

But what is the rationale for choosing enterology instead of dentistry?
Bai Xiaochuan asked: "Why did you choose Gangchang Department!"

Hao Gaoxin threw the evil spirit's intestines to the side, and said: "My classmate said dentistry, and my teacher said 'fart, (harmonious) ophthalmology'... Then I became a bowel doctor..."

Bai Xiaochuan: "..."

Evil Spirit: "..."

You are simply a bunch of weirdos, a bunch of top-notch ones. I don't think I will meet someone as creative as you in this lifetime.

I can be regarded as a bad luck for eight lifetimes.

At this moment, Qi Ruifeng came over with an ax in his hand and said, "The intestines came out, it's my surgeon's fault!"

"Wait..."

Before the evil spirit finished speaking, he had already swiped the ax here, cut off the bow tie, and threw it aside.

"Okay, my business is done, it's your turn!"

Evil Spirit: "..."

My mouth is fast enough, your hands are faster than my mouth, intestines!That's Lao Tzu's intestines!It's not ham sausage, it's not sausage, it doesn't matter if you chop it casually.

"Damn it, my intestines are broken! Hurry up and rescue her, or you will die!"

Without further ado, Hao Gaoxin tied a bow again!
The evil spirit spit out another mouthful of blood.

It's not over, it's not over!
I beg God to accept these monsters!
Bai Xiaochuan glanced at it and said: "You guys are a bit sloppy, your intestines are like this, I think it's better to cut them off..."

"puff!"

After hearing this, the evil spirit continued to spurt blood.

"Look, he is bleeding again, why don't we stop the bleeding!" Hao Gaoxin said.

"This suggestion is very good. If you squirt blood like this, you will probably die!" Bai Xiaochuan said, "It just so happens that I am an obstetrician and gynecologist. I am the best at stopping bleeding. Let me..."

Brother, stop playing with me, if you play, I will die.

The evil spirit looked desperate.

With that said, Bai Xiaochuan squatted down and took off his shoes, and began to take off his socks.

Take off the socks, knead them into a ball, pinch the mouth of the evil spirit, and stuff it in!
"It's done..." Clap your hands together!
(End of this chapter)

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