Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 374 Send it directly to the crematorium

You're going to sentence me to death, I'm not dead yet, okay!
As a doctor, is it a bit immoral for you to do this?

Bai Xiaochuan and Hao Gaoxin argued for a while, Hao Gaoxin said: "Since we have different opinions, then you rescue according to your method, and I rescue according to my method, both ways, wrap it up..."

What the hell!

The man was shocked. Are you planning to punish Lao Tzu with this proposal?
"Okay!" Bai Xiaochuan agreed: "I know there is an ancient method that is very useful, why don't you observe it first..."

"Okay, please start your performance!"

Hao Gaoxin made a gesture of invitation.

Bai Xiaochuan searched around, patted his head and said, "I'm going to get a prop..."

Way... props...

What you took should be medical equipment!
Bai Xiaochuan went out and came back soon, carrying a brick in his hand.

man:"???"

These are the props you mentioned. Later, what is your so-called ancient method, and why are you using such horrible things as bricks.

Bai Xiaochuan said: "My ancient method is called brick therapy, and the effect is very good. I have gone through about a dozen clinical trials. As long as I have been photographed, I will start to complain of pain first, and no one complains of pain after that..."

The man almost spit out a mouthful of blood, he should have been photographed to death by you!
You are killing me!
Just as the man was about to speak, Bai Xiaochuan came up like a brick!

"Crack!" The brick hit the man's face.

The man's face almost flew out of the shot!
"Ding, the evil spirit feels so painful, you are so dumb, you are so good, the blood value will be increased by 1!"

"Ding, the evil spirit feels that you are all insane, and the blood value will be increased by 1!"

"Ding,……"

He used his old nose for this brick, the head was tilted by the man, and several teeth flew out.

My name is Nima!
Is there anyone who heals like you?Are these guys violent?What the hell, I arranged for you to be doctors, it is really the most failed illusion in this life.

The man resolutely lay on the bed and pretended to be dead, motionless.

Hao Gaoxin came over to take a look, and said, "It seems to be dead..."

"Dead..." Bai Xiaochuan said: "It's a pity, my treatment is only halfway through, and I died. I can't experience my ancient method of treatment. I think he is too unlucky!"

"Yeah, yeah, it's bad luck for this guy!" Hao Gaoxin changed the subject and said, "By the way, your treatment method is also good? Let's stop arguing, we are all colleagues, so it's not good to make trouble over this matter ..."

Evil Spirit: "..."

Bai Xiaochuan: "..."

This... What the hell, I really didn't expect that you're still thinking about it, so deep down in your heart, is there something you shouldn't have?

Bai Xiaochuan felt that it was the first time he discovered that he was a student, and he had the potential to inherit his mantle.

"Waste utilization!" Hao Gaoxin waved his hand and said: "You are busy first, I will go to see other things first..."

The evil spirit almost stopped crying, you asshole, it's really easy for you to be a doctor.

I don’t believe in evil anymore, let’s see if you are crazy or not today!
Bai Xiaochuan didn't care about the man's body on the bed, and muttered, "It's time to go out and have a look!"

Just leave the emergency room.

Ten thousand muddy horses galloped past the evil spirit's heart.

But forget it, these guys don't know how to be a doctor at all, what the hell.

After Bai Xiaochuan left, the man gritted his teeth and asked you to cut Lao Tzu's intestines and slap Lao Tzu with bricks. This time, you must be killed.

The illusion is closely related to himself. If he gets hurt in it, although he won't really die, his cultivation will also be damaged.

Originally thinking about bleeding from a trauma, maybe it was something like hemostasis and sutures, but knowing that someone came over and gave me a pair of scissors, there was really no one else.

As soon as he stood up, he immediately covered his face!
Numb ass, my face hurts, this brick, I must have used all my strength...

By the way, there seems to be a few more, let's toss together.

The man thought of this, covered his face, and slowly disappeared in the ward.

After Bai Xiaochuan came out, he walked around at random.

Not to mention, this hospital is so realistic.

As I was walking, I heard someone shout: "Get out of the way..."

Hey, it's Dasha's voice!

He looked at the other end of the corridor, and it really was Dasha and Ersha, who were pushing a wheelchair and running towards this side quickly.

Seeing Bai Xiaochuan, he said, "Doctor, doctor, take a look at this patient..."

Bai Xiaochuan took a look and said, "What symptoms? Is it serious..."

Dasha was stunned for a moment and said, "It's not heavy, less than eighty kilograms..."

Bai Xiaochuan: "???"

man:"???"

You shit, isn't your comprehension a bit invincible? He asked if I was serious?What he asked was whether the condition was serious, so what if you said less than [-] kilograms!

The evil spirit almost didn't cry, who the hell is this group, none of them follow the normal route.

Is it me who will punish you, or you who will punish me? If this goes on, I will go crazy.

Bai Xiaochuan almost didn't laugh, there was nothing wrong with Lao Tie's answer.

You don't understand, we are so straightforward.

"Doctor, my chest hurts!" The man decided not to argue with the two idiots, and continued to the next step.

"Chest pain?" Bai Xiaochuan said, "Push for a chest X-ray..."

Dasha and Ersha were very obedient, and they were about to leave.

The man hurriedly grabbed Bai Xiaochuan and said, "Doctor, how much does it cost for a chest X-ray..."

Bai Xiaochuan said: "800!"

"Damn it, it's so expensive!" The man seemed startled and said, "Your hospital is too dark. A chest X-ray costs [-] yuan. Why don't you let me die!"

"I can only spend a few dollars if I die!"

Bai Xiaochuan pondered for a while and said, "If you die, it will take about 20 shits to deal with it..."

My name is Nima!

The evil spirits really can't bear it, what are you all pretending to be in your heads, all of you are answering irrelevant questions, how dark is your heart?

The evil spirits are powerless to complain, it's all over!
I've never met such an unreasonable human being. How did you guys survive in the ghost domain?

No, dicks like you should be beaten to death outside, okay?
Why, it's a miracle that you guys survived till now.

"How about it, do you want that shit?" Bai Xiaochuan asked.

Paralysis, that shit, I don't even want it!
"Doctor, please, show me, I don't want to die, I want to live to be a hundred years old, and I don't want to spend money..."

Fuck, this miser looks quite like him, he just wants to embarrass me!
Bai Xiaochuan said: "It's very easy to live to a hundred years old!"

"Stop drinking!"

"I never drink!"

"Not close to women!"

"Look at me, I look like a ghost, and no woman likes it!"

"Very good, eat less meat at the end!"

"I'm only vegetarian, meat is too expensive, I can't bear it..."

"What the hell, you don't do anything, so why do you have to live for so long? Die early and be clean..."

After finishing speaking, Bai Xiaochuan waved his hands and said, "Send it directly to the crematorium, there is no need for rescue..."

I……

(End of this chapter)