Need for Evildo Expert
Chapter 336 Talented
Chapter 336 Talented
Die Xian: "???"
"Ding, Die Xian is furious, are you so stupid? Can't you see me move the bowl to the word 'yes'? Add 1 to the blood value!"
"Die Xian, are you dumb? Four people from my father came to invite you, and you didn't say a word. Could it be that you look down on our pen fairy group!"
Bai Xiaochuan's weird face showed an expression of displeasure.
"Ding, Die Xian feels that his heart is not good, what the hell is that look on your face, your blood value will be increased by 1!"
"Ding, Die Xian is surprised, Pen Fairy Group? I believe in your ghost, and the blood value will increase by 1!"
"Ding, Die Immortal complains, Pen Immortal looks like this, he would have died a long time ago, what face is there to live in this world, and his blood value will be increased by 1!"
Xiaowan moved, then jumped, and slammed on "yes" heavily, as if to emphasize that he is already here, so please stop making noise.
"Yo, are you here already?"
Bai Xiaochuan asked knowingly.
"Ding, Die Immortal is bitter, you are talking so much nonsense, if you fart, put it away, the blood value will be increased by 1!"
Bai Xiaochuan smacked his lips twice and said, "Die Xian, Die Xian, I want to ask the first question..."
Wen Tailai: "..."
Bai Wenlong: "..."
Li Wencai: "..."
Die Xian: "..."
"Ding, Die Xian thinks you are a psychopath, and actually asks this kind of question to my old lady, I despise you! Add 1 to your blood value!"
Xiaowan danced lightly on the word "yes".
"Did you guess right? You actually guessed it right. I don't believe you, a brain-damaged eighth-level patient, can guess this kind of question right?"
"Ding, Die Xian yells, you are only at the eighth level of brain damage, who doesn't know about this kind of problem! The blood value is increased by 1!"
Xiaowan hopped lightly on the word "yes" again.
"Oh? It looks like you're pretty smart, so I said fishing, and you guessed it right!"
Bai Xiaochuan had a look of disbelief.
"Crack"!
Before he finished speaking, the small bowl suddenly cracked open...
Three people: "..."
Look at you, you are angry with Die Xian, let alone her, even we collectively guessed wrong.
Bai Xiaochuan said with a "hehe" smile: "It seems that you guessed wrong, but you don't need to be so angry, because I don't have any hope for your IQ at all..."
"Ding, Die Immortal is angry, you are a bitch, you are coming, and the blood value will be increased by 1!"
Bai Xiaochuan coughed and said, "My second question is, one day four people were playing mahjong in the house, why did the police come and take away five people? Do you know?"
Wen Tailai thought hard, why?
Bai Wenlong frowned, does mahjong need to bring referees.
Li Wencai: "..."
Shit, what about exorcising ghosts, have you two really thought about it?
You are not normal!
He was about to cry, when has he seen this kind of ghost exorcism, it's like playing, can you have some snacks, I'm so scared!You are making Die Xian'er angry, once she becomes irritable, we will not be able to survive!
Even if you die, you can give yourself a way out, okay?
Li Wencai felt that his blood pressure was rising and his heart was beating wildly. Brother, my heart disease is about to be cured by you.
Die Xian: "..."
"Ding, Die Xian was thinking hard, why did he take away five people? Increase the blood value by 1!"
"Ding, Die Xian is thinking hard..."
"Ding, Die Xian..."
After a long time, Die Xian finally gave up. This was really unexpected, so the small bowl moved slowly until it reached the word "No".
It means she doesn't know.
Bai Xiaochuan looked disappointed, and said: "I thought you Die Xian, like us Bi Xian, were very smart, and wanted to join hands with you to do something big. I can only hide in a bowl to scare children with your IQ. Already!"
"I'll tell you, because the person the four of them played is called 'Mahjong'..."
Three people: "..."
Die Xian: "..."
"Ding, Die Xian feels so heartbroken. How can there be such a problem? Even ghosts can't guess it, okay? The blood value will be increased by 1!"
Die Xian suddenly realized, what the hell is wrong, what people ask is when they will get promoted and get rich and die their wives, or marriage by marriage, whether the old king next door is here or not, why do you become a brain teaser when you arrive ?
Bai Xiaochuan cleared his throat and said, "Mentally handicapped Xiaodie, do you still want to play?"
"Crack"!
As soon as he said this, the small bowl cracked again!
Paralyzed, my old lady will always piss you off!
Thinking of this, she simply didn't move, can the old lady stop playing?
Bai Xiaochuan asked again: "Die Xian, Die Xian, are you still playing?"
Die Xian doesn't move!
Bai Xiaochuan scratched his head and asked again.
Die Xian made up his mind not to move, this kind of unnutritious problem, it doesn't matter if my mother doesn't play!
Seeing that Xiaowan didn't move for a long time, Bai Xiaochuan suddenly let out an "Aww" and shouted: "Die Xian is dead..."
The three of them put their fingers on the bowl, and when he was so frightened, their hands trembled, and the "click" pressed another crack in the bowl.
What the hell are you crazy about!
Don't say that Die Xian is not dead, even if he is dead, it's not worth your shouting, okay?
Are you trying to scare someone to death with the dark lights in the middle of the night?
Not to mention Wen Tailai and the other three, even Die Xian was so frightened that he almost peed directly.
You shit, whoever died, you died, your whole family died... No, I really think I have died, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to become a Die Xian, okay?
"Die Xian, you died so badly!"
Everyone: "..."
This shit is starting to cry out!
"A master is among the people, but a miss is in the underworld. For a moment, the story stays in the world. If you play well, you go home for dinner. If you don't play well, the whole village goes to your house for dinner. Once you lie down and cover it with cloth, the whole village waits for the food to be served." Once the pit is dug and the soil is buried, green grass will naturally appear on the grave! As soon as the firecrackers go off, parents shout, my daughter..."
"puff!!"
Wen Tailai and Bai Wenlong almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Brother, you are talented!
"Kakkaka..."
Three consecutive beeps, just as Bai Xiaochuan finished speaking, the small bowl made three crisp beeps, obviously Die Xian was about to go out of business!
Li Wencai's brow was dripping with cold sweat, Mashi, you are such a talented writer, it's this time, and you're still playing jingles with ghosts?
Are you afraid of dying badly enough?
At this moment, the small bowl burst open with a "bang", and a strong yin energy burst out.
A female ghost in white suddenly appeared.
As soon as he appeared, he stretched out his ghost claws and grabbed Bai Xiaochuan's face.
"My old lady killed you..."
What the hell, I've never seen such an angry ghost!
Li Wencai was a little dazed at the moment. Although Die Xian was a ghost, she was not bad looking. She had long flowing hair, a pretty face, and good looks. If her face wasn't too pale, she really was a pretty girl.
However, Die Xian's face was covered with frost, and his eyebrows were raised, obviously full of anger!
Die Xian's figure was like the wind, and he arrived in front of Bai Xiaochuan in an instant, and suddenly thrust his arm towards Bai Xiaochuan's chest!
Li Wenlong had a look of despair on his face, what the hell made you pretend to be aggressive, now it's over, you're doomed!
(End of this chapter)
Die Xian: "???"
"Ding, Die Xian is furious, are you so stupid? Can't you see me move the bowl to the word 'yes'? Add 1 to the blood value!"
"Die Xian, are you dumb? Four people from my father came to invite you, and you didn't say a word. Could it be that you look down on our pen fairy group!"
Bai Xiaochuan's weird face showed an expression of displeasure.
"Ding, Die Xian feels that his heart is not good, what the hell is that look on your face, your blood value will be increased by 1!"
"Ding, Die Xian is surprised, Pen Fairy Group? I believe in your ghost, and the blood value will increase by 1!"
"Ding, Die Immortal complains, Pen Immortal looks like this, he would have died a long time ago, what face is there to live in this world, and his blood value will be increased by 1!"
Xiaowan moved, then jumped, and slammed on "yes" heavily, as if to emphasize that he is already here, so please stop making noise.
"Yo, are you here already?"
Bai Xiaochuan asked knowingly.
"Ding, Die Immortal is bitter, you are talking so much nonsense, if you fart, put it away, the blood value will be increased by 1!"
Bai Xiaochuan smacked his lips twice and said, "Die Xian, Die Xian, I want to ask the first question..."
Wen Tailai: "..."
Bai Wenlong: "..."
Li Wencai: "..."
Die Xian: "..."
"Ding, Die Xian thinks you are a psychopath, and actually asks this kind of question to my old lady, I despise you! Add 1 to your blood value!"
Xiaowan danced lightly on the word "yes".
"Did you guess right? You actually guessed it right. I don't believe you, a brain-damaged eighth-level patient, can guess this kind of question right?"
"Ding, Die Xian yells, you are only at the eighth level of brain damage, who doesn't know about this kind of problem! The blood value is increased by 1!"
Xiaowan hopped lightly on the word "yes" again.
"Oh? It looks like you're pretty smart, so I said fishing, and you guessed it right!"
Bai Xiaochuan had a look of disbelief.
"Crack"!
Before he finished speaking, the small bowl suddenly cracked open...
Three people: "..."
Look at you, you are angry with Die Xian, let alone her, even we collectively guessed wrong.
Bai Xiaochuan said with a "hehe" smile: "It seems that you guessed wrong, but you don't need to be so angry, because I don't have any hope for your IQ at all..."
"Ding, Die Immortal is angry, you are a bitch, you are coming, and the blood value will be increased by 1!"
Bai Xiaochuan coughed and said, "My second question is, one day four people were playing mahjong in the house, why did the police come and take away five people? Do you know?"
Wen Tailai thought hard, why?
Bai Wenlong frowned, does mahjong need to bring referees.
Li Wencai: "..."
Shit, what about exorcising ghosts, have you two really thought about it?
You are not normal!
He was about to cry, when has he seen this kind of ghost exorcism, it's like playing, can you have some snacks, I'm so scared!You are making Die Xian'er angry, once she becomes irritable, we will not be able to survive!
Even if you die, you can give yourself a way out, okay?
Li Wencai felt that his blood pressure was rising and his heart was beating wildly. Brother, my heart disease is about to be cured by you.
Die Xian: "..."
"Ding, Die Xian was thinking hard, why did he take away five people? Increase the blood value by 1!"
"Ding, Die Xian is thinking hard..."
"Ding, Die Xian..."
After a long time, Die Xian finally gave up. This was really unexpected, so the small bowl moved slowly until it reached the word "No".
It means she doesn't know.
Bai Xiaochuan looked disappointed, and said: "I thought you Die Xian, like us Bi Xian, were very smart, and wanted to join hands with you to do something big. I can only hide in a bowl to scare children with your IQ. Already!"
"I'll tell you, because the person the four of them played is called 'Mahjong'..."
Three people: "..."
Die Xian: "..."
"Ding, Die Xian feels so heartbroken. How can there be such a problem? Even ghosts can't guess it, okay? The blood value will be increased by 1!"
Die Xian suddenly realized, what the hell is wrong, what people ask is when they will get promoted and get rich and die their wives, or marriage by marriage, whether the old king next door is here or not, why do you become a brain teaser when you arrive ?
Bai Xiaochuan cleared his throat and said, "Mentally handicapped Xiaodie, do you still want to play?"
"Crack"!
As soon as he said this, the small bowl cracked again!
Paralyzed, my old lady will always piss you off!
Thinking of this, she simply didn't move, can the old lady stop playing?
Bai Xiaochuan asked again: "Die Xian, Die Xian, are you still playing?"
Die Xian doesn't move!
Bai Xiaochuan scratched his head and asked again.
Die Xian made up his mind not to move, this kind of unnutritious problem, it doesn't matter if my mother doesn't play!
Seeing that Xiaowan didn't move for a long time, Bai Xiaochuan suddenly let out an "Aww" and shouted: "Die Xian is dead..."
The three of them put their fingers on the bowl, and when he was so frightened, their hands trembled, and the "click" pressed another crack in the bowl.
What the hell are you crazy about!
Don't say that Die Xian is not dead, even if he is dead, it's not worth your shouting, okay?
Are you trying to scare someone to death with the dark lights in the middle of the night?
Not to mention Wen Tailai and the other three, even Die Xian was so frightened that he almost peed directly.
You shit, whoever died, you died, your whole family died... No, I really think I have died, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to become a Die Xian, okay?
"Die Xian, you died so badly!"
Everyone: "..."
This shit is starting to cry out!
"A master is among the people, but a miss is in the underworld. For a moment, the story stays in the world. If you play well, you go home for dinner. If you don't play well, the whole village goes to your house for dinner. Once you lie down and cover it with cloth, the whole village waits for the food to be served." Once the pit is dug and the soil is buried, green grass will naturally appear on the grave! As soon as the firecrackers go off, parents shout, my daughter..."
"puff!!"
Wen Tailai and Bai Wenlong almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Brother, you are talented!
"Kakkaka..."
Three consecutive beeps, just as Bai Xiaochuan finished speaking, the small bowl made three crisp beeps, obviously Die Xian was about to go out of business!
Li Wencai's brow was dripping with cold sweat, Mashi, you are such a talented writer, it's this time, and you're still playing jingles with ghosts?
Are you afraid of dying badly enough?
At this moment, the small bowl burst open with a "bang", and a strong yin energy burst out.
A female ghost in white suddenly appeared.
As soon as he appeared, he stretched out his ghost claws and grabbed Bai Xiaochuan's face.
"My old lady killed you..."
What the hell, I've never seen such an angry ghost!
Li Wencai was a little dazed at the moment. Although Die Xian was a ghost, she was not bad looking. She had long flowing hair, a pretty face, and good looks. If her face wasn't too pale, she really was a pretty girl.
However, Die Xian's face was covered with frost, and his eyebrows were raised, obviously full of anger!
Die Xian's figure was like the wind, and he arrived in front of Bai Xiaochuan in an instant, and suddenly thrust his arm towards Bai Xiaochuan's chest!
Li Wenlong had a look of despair on his face, what the hell made you pretend to be aggressive, now it's over, you're doomed!
(End of this chapter)
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