Need for Evildo Expert
Chapter 323 Don't let him taste the sweetness
Chapter 323 Don't let him taste the sweetness
Maybe it's the seriousness that gives people a sense of reliability, or the man's heart is so depressed that he's about to collapse, and he really wants to tell someone.
The man thought for a long time before slowly opening his mouth and said: "This matter was just a few days ago..."
"About the day before yesterday, I lay in bed at night and couldn't fall asleep. Then I got up to go to the bathroom. When I went back to my room, I accidentally saw myself in the mirror. I became childish and played with myself in the mirror. Playing with rock-paper-scissors, I was pretty happy with the first two wins, and then I realized something was wrong..."
Bai Xiaochuan slammed it down, why don't you have a childlike innocence, you have a big brain and a disease, and you are still the kind of split!
Playing rock-paper-scissors with myself in front of the mirror in the middle of the night, isn't that sick?
A normal person would not have such an idea!
Besides, this is one of the taboos of living people, just like combing hair in front of the mirror at twelve o'clock, or lighting candles in front of the mirror, are very dangerous actions, and it is very easy to attract ghosts!
But this can be forgiven except for the head. Who makes the people of the Federation so ignorant of taboos!
"When I realized that something was wrong, I had already played the third round and I lost. The me in the mirror suddenly slapped me hard..."
Speaking of this, the man touched his face with lingering fear.
Gee!
Your heart is big enough, thanks to people not chasing you to play games, otherwise you would not know how to die, this also shows that the level of the ghost in the mirror is not high.
The matter was actually that simple, there was a ghost in the mirror, and he slapped him, it was very simple.
But often the simpler things are the more difficult to deal with.
This is why the Bureau of Special Affairs referred this matter to the academy.
Ever since Bai Wenlong became the director of the Lingzhou Special Affairs Bureau, the easiest thing to do is, is there a supernatural event that can't be solved?That's easy to handle, just hand it over to the practice academy, anyway, Bai Xiaochuan is here...
While the man was talking, a woman walked out of the bedroom, and she didn't look very well.
He should have been sleeping just now.
The woman came out, looked at Bai Xiaochuan and Yan Yan and said: "These two are..."
The man quickly told her that these two were professors from the practice college, and told them that this was his wife.
The woman nodded, and just about to say something, her eyes suddenly became straight.
She stared straight at the full-length mirror in the living room, with a look of horror on her face.
Bai Xiaochuan saw that the shadow of the woman in the mirror was exactly the same as the woman, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
The woman stretched out her hand, her entire body trembling.
The man also noticed that something was wrong, so he quickly stood up and hugged his wife in his arms. With a tear in his voice, he looked at himself in the mirror and shouted, "What are you doing? We didn't offend you... Please, let us go." no……"
Bai Xiaochuan slammed his mouth, reasoning with ghosts, if he can make sense, he is the devil!
The man in the mirror stretched out a hand and clenched it into a fist, signaling the man to continue rock-paper-scissors!
"I come!"
Before the man could answer, Bai Xiaochuan yelled.
Strictly gave a thumbs up secretly, as expected he is a ruthless person who can charge and kill a group of ghosts with only one person, this kind of ghost is probably no match for Director Bai at all.
Bai Xiaochuan went over and pulled the man and his wife away.
Looking at himself in the mirror, he said, "Come on, I'll play with you..."
At this moment, there was a sudden "ding" in my mind...
"Random enchantment is turned on, random enchanted salted fish, random abilities, random rewards..."
Salted fish...
Bai Xiaochuan is now basically used to the urine of the system, you say salty fish is salty fish, anyway, you are the biggest!
"Wait a minute!"
After Bai Xiaochuan finished speaking, he went directly to the kitchen, rummaged around, and finally found a half-eaten salted fish in the refrigerator, and took it out directly from the refrigerator.
The couple: "..."
severe:"……"
What the hell, I thought you went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife, but I didn't expect to find a salted fish!
However, Director Bai is famous for not taking the usual path. He has seen Bai Xiaochuan exorcising ghosts a few times, and it can be used for everything, and everything is easy to use. There are new tricks every time, only you can't think of, without him won't work!
He had already begun to mourn for the ghost in the mirror.
Just ask for luck, as long as you lose, it is guaranteed to make you miserable.
"Ding, the punching ghost is so confused, what the hell are you doing with a salted fish? The blood value is increased by 1!"
"Ding, the fist-drawing ghost is wondering, this guy didn't have enough to eat at night? The blood value is increased by 1!"
Bai Xiaochuan said: "Rock paper scissors, you won and slapped me, I won, I slapped you with salty fish, my request is not too much..."
The couple: "..."
Are you stupid? Why do you smoke when people are in the mirror?Still using salted fish to smoke, is this guy a professor?Make sure it's not the mentally ill patient who escaped...
The boxing ghost in the mirror thinks exactly the same as the two of them!
Can't help showing a sneer smile at the corner of his mouth, hit me with salted fish, very thoughtful, but it can't be realized!
He raised his fist, indicating that it was time to start.
"Rock paper scissors..."
As Bai Xiaochuan shouted, the two punched at the same time.
What Bai Xiaochuan threw out was a fist, and the punching ghost in the mirror threw out scissors...
"you lose!"
"Ding, the punching ghost is proud, so what if you lose, can you hit me? The blood value will be increased by 1!"
He wasn't even finished with his complacency, Bai Xiaochuan slapped the bastard's face with a salty fish.
There was a "snap", the sound was so serious that it hurt to hear it.
If you play with Director Bai, you are courting death!
You will never imagine what kind of moth he can come up with!
Bai Xiaochuan used too much force this time, the fist-drawing ghost didn't react at all, and fell straight out of the mirror, hitting the ground with a "bang".
The surface of the mirror is like the surface of water. After a wave of ripples, it slowly returns to calm.
"Fuck..."
The couple's eyes were straight, this is too cruel, the two of them took two steps back in fright, how did they do it?
Is my salted fish a treasure?
Can reach into the mirror to fight ghosts?Is this too exaggerated...
"Fuck, it's too rough!"
Bai Xiaochuan is very dissatisfied. You don't contribute much like this, which makes me very embarrassed.
Yan Yan came over and turned the fist-drawing ghost over, and saw a deep mark on this guy's face, which was sunken by two centimeters.
Nima!
How hard are you trying?If you are more ruthless, the fish can be embedded in the face and cannot be pulled out.
The man trembled and asked, "You two, this... how to deal with it..."
Bai Xiaochuan looked at the fist-drawing ghost, shook his head and said, "You two come here and wake him up with urine. By the way, which one of you has uremia? Come on the one with uremia, and don't come to the one with diabetes. ...so as not to let him taste the sweetness..."
"puff!"
Yan Yan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Director, can you stop being so reasonable when you speak...
(End of this chapter)
Maybe it's the seriousness that gives people a sense of reliability, or the man's heart is so depressed that he's about to collapse, and he really wants to tell someone.
The man thought for a long time before slowly opening his mouth and said: "This matter was just a few days ago..."
"About the day before yesterday, I lay in bed at night and couldn't fall asleep. Then I got up to go to the bathroom. When I went back to my room, I accidentally saw myself in the mirror. I became childish and played with myself in the mirror. Playing with rock-paper-scissors, I was pretty happy with the first two wins, and then I realized something was wrong..."
Bai Xiaochuan slammed it down, why don't you have a childlike innocence, you have a big brain and a disease, and you are still the kind of split!
Playing rock-paper-scissors with myself in front of the mirror in the middle of the night, isn't that sick?
A normal person would not have such an idea!
Besides, this is one of the taboos of living people, just like combing hair in front of the mirror at twelve o'clock, or lighting candles in front of the mirror, are very dangerous actions, and it is very easy to attract ghosts!
But this can be forgiven except for the head. Who makes the people of the Federation so ignorant of taboos!
"When I realized that something was wrong, I had already played the third round and I lost. The me in the mirror suddenly slapped me hard..."
Speaking of this, the man touched his face with lingering fear.
Gee!
Your heart is big enough, thanks to people not chasing you to play games, otherwise you would not know how to die, this also shows that the level of the ghost in the mirror is not high.
The matter was actually that simple, there was a ghost in the mirror, and he slapped him, it was very simple.
But often the simpler things are the more difficult to deal with.
This is why the Bureau of Special Affairs referred this matter to the academy.
Ever since Bai Wenlong became the director of the Lingzhou Special Affairs Bureau, the easiest thing to do is, is there a supernatural event that can't be solved?That's easy to handle, just hand it over to the practice academy, anyway, Bai Xiaochuan is here...
While the man was talking, a woman walked out of the bedroom, and she didn't look very well.
He should have been sleeping just now.
The woman came out, looked at Bai Xiaochuan and Yan Yan and said: "These two are..."
The man quickly told her that these two were professors from the practice college, and told them that this was his wife.
The woman nodded, and just about to say something, her eyes suddenly became straight.
She stared straight at the full-length mirror in the living room, with a look of horror on her face.
Bai Xiaochuan saw that the shadow of the woman in the mirror was exactly the same as the woman, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
The woman stretched out her hand, her entire body trembling.
The man also noticed that something was wrong, so he quickly stood up and hugged his wife in his arms. With a tear in his voice, he looked at himself in the mirror and shouted, "What are you doing? We didn't offend you... Please, let us go." no……"
Bai Xiaochuan slammed his mouth, reasoning with ghosts, if he can make sense, he is the devil!
The man in the mirror stretched out a hand and clenched it into a fist, signaling the man to continue rock-paper-scissors!
"I come!"
Before the man could answer, Bai Xiaochuan yelled.
Strictly gave a thumbs up secretly, as expected he is a ruthless person who can charge and kill a group of ghosts with only one person, this kind of ghost is probably no match for Director Bai at all.
Bai Xiaochuan went over and pulled the man and his wife away.
Looking at himself in the mirror, he said, "Come on, I'll play with you..."
At this moment, there was a sudden "ding" in my mind...
"Random enchantment is turned on, random enchanted salted fish, random abilities, random rewards..."
Salted fish...
Bai Xiaochuan is now basically used to the urine of the system, you say salty fish is salty fish, anyway, you are the biggest!
"Wait a minute!"
After Bai Xiaochuan finished speaking, he went directly to the kitchen, rummaged around, and finally found a half-eaten salted fish in the refrigerator, and took it out directly from the refrigerator.
The couple: "..."
severe:"……"
What the hell, I thought you went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife, but I didn't expect to find a salted fish!
However, Director Bai is famous for not taking the usual path. He has seen Bai Xiaochuan exorcising ghosts a few times, and it can be used for everything, and everything is easy to use. There are new tricks every time, only you can't think of, without him won't work!
He had already begun to mourn for the ghost in the mirror.
Just ask for luck, as long as you lose, it is guaranteed to make you miserable.
"Ding, the punching ghost is so confused, what the hell are you doing with a salted fish? The blood value is increased by 1!"
"Ding, the fist-drawing ghost is wondering, this guy didn't have enough to eat at night? The blood value is increased by 1!"
Bai Xiaochuan said: "Rock paper scissors, you won and slapped me, I won, I slapped you with salty fish, my request is not too much..."
The couple: "..."
Are you stupid? Why do you smoke when people are in the mirror?Still using salted fish to smoke, is this guy a professor?Make sure it's not the mentally ill patient who escaped...
The boxing ghost in the mirror thinks exactly the same as the two of them!
Can't help showing a sneer smile at the corner of his mouth, hit me with salted fish, very thoughtful, but it can't be realized!
He raised his fist, indicating that it was time to start.
"Rock paper scissors..."
As Bai Xiaochuan shouted, the two punched at the same time.
What Bai Xiaochuan threw out was a fist, and the punching ghost in the mirror threw out scissors...
"you lose!"
"Ding, the punching ghost is proud, so what if you lose, can you hit me? The blood value will be increased by 1!"
He wasn't even finished with his complacency, Bai Xiaochuan slapped the bastard's face with a salty fish.
There was a "snap", the sound was so serious that it hurt to hear it.
If you play with Director Bai, you are courting death!
You will never imagine what kind of moth he can come up with!
Bai Xiaochuan used too much force this time, the fist-drawing ghost didn't react at all, and fell straight out of the mirror, hitting the ground with a "bang".
The surface of the mirror is like the surface of water. After a wave of ripples, it slowly returns to calm.
"Fuck..."
The couple's eyes were straight, this is too cruel, the two of them took two steps back in fright, how did they do it?
Is my salted fish a treasure?
Can reach into the mirror to fight ghosts?Is this too exaggerated...
"Fuck, it's too rough!"
Bai Xiaochuan is very dissatisfied. You don't contribute much like this, which makes me very embarrassed.
Yan Yan came over and turned the fist-drawing ghost over, and saw a deep mark on this guy's face, which was sunken by two centimeters.
Nima!
How hard are you trying?If you are more ruthless, the fish can be embedded in the face and cannot be pulled out.
The man trembled and asked, "You two, this... how to deal with it..."
Bai Xiaochuan looked at the fist-drawing ghost, shook his head and said, "You two come here and wake him up with urine. By the way, which one of you has uremia? Come on the one with uremia, and don't come to the one with diabetes. ...so as not to let him taste the sweetness..."
"puff!"
Yan Yan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Director, can you stop being so reasonable when you speak...
(End of this chapter)
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