The strongest dragon cultivation system

Chapter 9 is off to a good start
The title must be long, and if you can catch the heat, you must catch it. It is best to be simple and rude with connotation.

Zhou Yang also forgot where he saw the above three sentences, but he felt that these three sentences really hit the point, so he took time to think about it when he was killing eels last night, and decided that he would Themes of the live broadcast.

It's a pity that Shuiyu TV has developed to this day, and it is no longer the small website with less than 1 anchors. New account anchors like him are born every minute.

So... so the title is useless. After half an hour, the attention of the live broadcast room is still 1, and the popularity value is 0. As for who the person who followed is, we will not talk about it, so as to save face for the host.

Waiting for half an hour had completely exhausted Boss Zhou's patience, and the golden dragon eel that had already started to sleep and the capon pecking at the stones on the ground were like a mockery of him.

After glancing at the two "protagonists" with unkind eyes, Zhou Yang clenched his teeth and said, "Grandma, this is forcing me to come up with a trick!"

Regarding how to quickly become a well-known anchor, Boss Zhou prepared three tricks.

The first trick: advertise!
Quickly logged into the Tieba account, Weibo account, and Tianya community account... Zhou Yang is a little lucky now, glad that he specially registered accounts on major social software in order to open up the market for rice field eels, and also got a good level.

Now, he swiftly copied and pasted a few passages, and sent them one by one to the popular sub-category pages on major social software:

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com. The new driver who just came back from overseas is starting the car. There is no guarantee that the car will not overturn. Fellow Taoists who know eels, come quickly, and don't wait when it's overtime!"

"Why does the hen have to torture the eel? Which one is better at drilling holes? Shuiyu TV Secret Garden, Room 07482 will answer all questions for the majority..."

"Qiqi chicken vs. Pipi eel, real uncensored high-definition version, to watch Sulaishuiyu TV, room number 07482..."

After sending out no less than a thousand advertisements at the speed of eight years of professional masturbation, Zhou Yang's eyes turned cold, and he unleashed the second trick: throwing money!

"Member Zhou Yanren gave the host Golden Dragon Eel a rocket, everyone come and get the fish balls..."

This rocket worth 500 goes down, and the website will recommend an advertisement banner on the main page. Although it can only last for a while, it is enough to attract some people to come in, and...

"Member Zhou Yanren gave the host Golden Dragon Eel a rocket, everyone come and get the fish balls..."

Only 2 minutes later, Zhou Yang shook his little hand, and another 500 yuan turned into a rocket and flew into the sky.

As soon as the rocket flew into the sky, Zhou Yang looked at the computer screen. Sure enough, the effect appeared, and the number of people entering the room suddenly increased by dozens, and it was increasing rapidly.

Although entering the room does not mean paying attention to the host, Zhou Yang has the confidence to convert them, oh no, it’s influence, and it’s not right, it’s transformation, yes, it’s turning them into fans.

True fans vote for this book every day, and send free fish balls and recommendation tickets to the anchor.

Some people will say, isn't Zhou Yang poor and white, then have you heard of a certain white bar?Or some kind of ant flower.

Zhou Yang's current move is called putting him to death and then reborn!
No, the effect is immediate, and the barrage immediately pops up:
"I heard that there is a good show of hens and eels here. The anchor, are you kidding me? Is that a hen? Don't you know capon as a rural person?"

"That's right, it's said that urban routines are deep. Look at the anchor, you are in the countryside. I didn't expect the rural roads to be more slippery. We all took off our pants, so you show us this?"

"Damn it, anchor, do you dare to report your address? Believe it or not, I will take someone to hack you twice every minute. What about the high-definition and uncensored agreement?"

Although there was a lot of scolding after being cheated, Zhou Yang showed a smile, which means that his previous advertisement was not in vain, and many prostitutes were attracted by him.

Now, it's time to use the third trick "bragging".

Everyone knows how to brag, but bragging is a profound knowledge, it can make you promoted and rich, and it can also make you lose your wealth.

cough!After Zhou Yang coughed lightly to attract people's attention, he began to flicker: "Daoists, don't worry, and don't even look at the name of our anchor, let me tell you, the next scene I'm going to do, keep more than that The field eel that only performs the ability to drill holes is a hundred times more exciting."

"It's useless to say so much. My time is precious. I don't have time to watch you compare yourself here. If you have any tricks, use them quickly. If you procrastinate, I will leave immediately."

"Upstairs is right, anchor, do you have any tricks to use quickly, I handle thousands of dollars in minutes, so I don't have time to watch you brag."

"Thousands of dollars per minute? Aren't you a cashier upstairs, at most a cashier, what are you pretending to be 13..."

Although the barrage is used to complain, it can also show one thing. The patience of the audience is very limited, which is a dangerous signal.

Well, when Zhou Yang saw the number of people in the room, there were 438 people. Although it didn't reach the ideal thousand people, he didn't dare to play mystery anymore.

"What is a rice field eel? Daoists are no strangers to it, but have you ever seen a dragon eel? Let me tell you, in order to catch this golden dragon eel, the anchor I squatted in a ravine for half a month and consumed two pieces of fat. The meat of the sheep was broken by three steel wires, and it was only then that this golden dragon eel that was about to transform into form was surrendered."

Zhou Yang used a deep and long voice to tell the life story he fabricated for the golden dragon eel, while adjusting the camera, so that the huge and ferocious body of the golden dragon eel came into close contact with the audience.

"Oh grass, what a big king snake..."

"Visual inspection of the high multiple myopia upstairs, the snake and the eel can't be distinguished, do you know that the eel has no scales?"

"Not to mention, although I don't believe a word of the nonsense in the anchor's mouth, it's the first time I've seen such a big, domineering eel in 30 years of life."

The appearance of the golden dragon eel is really impatient, and its body size far surpasses that of its peers, which has attracted the attention of many people at once.

Human beings are inherently very curious about all kinds of weird creatures. Don't you see those double-headed snakes, thousand-year-old bastards, Tai Sui, etc., once they are discovered, they often appear on the pages of major news newspapers?

"Anchor, let me correct you. This is a golden dragon eel, not a garbage eel that can't even fix a woman's weak point. If you don't believe me, next time I will put it on with a Durex, and I will tear it into pieces for you in minutes. Today is the first time." When the first broadcast starts, we will kill chickens and sacrifice flags, fellow Taoists, watch it!"

Zhou Yang deeply knows that in order to capture people's hearts, he must create scenes that impress them. Apart from being easily excited by such scenes, men are also very curious about watching animals fight.

Otherwise, the Spanish bullfights, and those active in the countryside, would not be watched by so many people.

Zhou Yang, the capon, had already investigated it, but it was just an ordinary mob with a level 6 attribute. For this golden dragon eel, it was definitely easy to deal with.

At this time, he untied the rope that tied the capon, and immediately threw it into the large basin containing the golden dragon eel.

The golden dragon eel that had killed a pool of its own clan last night was already bloodthirsty now. As soon as the capon Fang was thrown into the water basin by Zhou Yang, it quickly pounced on its prey like an attacking cobra.

Although the capon is domesticated, it is impatient with its skills. The moment the golden dragon eel pounces on it, it flaps its wings and jumps up to avoid it.

It's a pity that the golden dragon eel is no longer the ricefield eel of the past. After it hit the air with one blow, it quickly killed the carbine, turned its head and bit the breast of the fallen capon.

"Hey..." The capon let out a painful scream, and the golden dragon eel bit into its body deeply, and the bright red chicken blood flowed out from the wound in an instant.

After screaming, the capon opened its sharp beak and ruthlessly pecked at the head of the golden dragon eel, trying to peck it open.

However, a scene that shocked the audience appeared!

After the capon's sharp beak pecked at the head of the golden dragon eel, it didn't pierce its scalp defense. Instead, it seized the opportunity to twist its body and use its entanglement talent.

With the nearly one-meter-long body of the golden dragon eel completely wrapped around the body of the capon, this two-pound capon completely lost the power to resist, and was finally strangled alive, and then torn by the golden dragon eel bite by bite. It was broken and swallowed.

ps: The number of words in this chapter is a bit too much, so let’s update it at night in the future. There are too many things to do during the day, so I’m too busy!Desperately begging for recommendation tickets, five-star praise, and rewards!

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