heavy weapon is king

Chapter 23 Super God Stick (Second update, please recommend tickets)
At the celebration banquet tonight, everyone, no matter how much they drank, drank to a high level, even Nie Zheng who seldom drank was no exception.

At this moment, Nie Zheng was sitting on the main seat with a flushed face, belching and breathing alcohol, chatting and bragging with Zhang Dazhuang, Yang Feihu and other leaders sitting around.

Suddenly, he raised his eyes and looked around, and found that in the big evil gathering hall, everyone gathered in small groups and discussed, vaguely, he seemed to hear everyone discussing their own weapons and weapons things.

At this moment, Nie Zheng's heart moved, thinking to himself how to make up in the future, so as to deceive the origin of these weapons and weapons?

At this moment, a strong and stupid man suddenly came to Nie Zheng staggeringly, grinning innocently and said: "Village Master, I heard from them that you have a firearm called Love to Kill Chicken. Qida, we brothers guarding the mountain all want to see its power, can you show it to open our eyes."

As soon as these words came out, Wang Gang and Fatty Fang, the bandits who hadn't come down the mountain, all had their eyes lit up, looking at Nie Zheng full of expectation.

Seeing this scene, Nie Zheng laughed loudly and said, "What's the matter, since the brothers are so enthusiastic tonight, then the village master will take out the chicken that loves to kill, and let you brothers who have never seen it before open their eyes."

After finishing speaking, he ordered Zhang Long to go to the residence, and after a while, Zhang Long took the AK47 on the bedside.

At this moment, Nie Zheng held the AK47 in his hand, and under the fanatical gaze of all the bandits, he slowly raised the muzzle of the gun and pointed it at a row of empty wine jars placed at the gate.

"Bah!"

After some pretentious shouting, Nie Zheng quickly pulled the trigger.

Immediately, all the bandits saw that the body of the village master shook slightly, and in an instant, the AK47 in his hand spurted out flames frantically.

Boom! ! !

After a series of muffled and piercing gunshots, there was only a burst of "bang bang, bang bang". In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen empty wine jars placed tens of meters away burst out of thin air. Such a strange and surprising scene , Shocked the hearts of those bandits who had never seen the world.

It wasn't until Nie Zheng retracted his gun and returned to his seat that there was loud applause and applause in the huge Juyi Hall, and the scene was extremely sensational!

Obviously, Nie Zheng's deterrent pretense had a very good effect.

Looking at the incomparably awed and shocked expressions of the crowd, Nie Zheng suddenly rolled his eyes and thought of an excellent way to fool him.

Thinking of this, he walked slowly to the front of the high platform, his sharp eyes swept over everyone's faces, a mysterious smile slowly appeared on his face, he deliberately pretended to be unfathomable, and said: "Brothers, Here today, I want to tell you a secret."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were attracted.

At this moment, everyone is very curious, wanting to know what kind of secret the village master is going to tell them.Is it about love to hack chickens?

Thinking of this, everyone was full of anticipation, especially the few heads of hall masters sitting at the same table. They were even more concentrated and listened attentively, for fear that they might miss anything.

Looking at the extremely expectant expressions of the crowd, Nie Zheng knew very well that everyone present must be curious about the origin of the ammunition and weapons. In order to eliminate everyone's speculation this morning, he had to make up a lie to fool everyone.

Taking a deep breath, Nie Zheng looked at the crowd with a smile that was not a smile, and said slowly: "Do you still remember the event that the village master came back to life more than a month ago?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone nodded to express their understanding.

Nie Zheng then continued to make up nonsense: "The last time my soul went out of my body, I entered the fairyland by mistake, and met an immortal. The immortal saw that I had wonderful bones and extraordinary talents, so he brushed his beard in praise and called me the immortal of the nine generations. Yuan, wanted to accept me as an apprentice and lead me on the road of cultivating immortality and Taoism. But how could I give up Heifengzhai and all the brothers who fought side by side? So, I told the immortals that I have some strengths in the mortal world. There are too many things that cannot be let go, and I am willing to ask the immortals to let me go back to the sun.

The immortal saw that I had no choice but to let me return to the sun. At the same time, in order to let me end the ordinary affairs as soon as possible, the immortal specially gave me a set of psychic skills to help me achieve success in the mortal world as soon as possible. A big event, but all wishes are fulfilled.This psychic art is extremely magical, allowing me to have the ability to summon the magic weapons of the fairy world. As for the magical firearms you saw later, such as: love to kill chickens, they are actually magic weapons from the fairy world, hey... …Originally, I didn't want to tell you these secrets, but you are loyal to me and as close as brothers, how can I, Nie Zheng, have the heart to deceive you. "

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was shocked!

Everyone was stunned by Nie Zheng's ridiculous remarks.

Because what Nie Zheng said was too weird and bizarre, too unimaginable.

Regardless of whether what the village master said was true or not, all the mountain bandits couldn't believe it for a while.

Although everyone was astonished, no one dared to question it, because everyone knew the temper of the village owner, if they said something wrong and angered the village owner, then they would really have no good fruit to eat.

Nie Zhen secretly observed the reactions of the crowd. When he saw Yang Feihu, Wang Gang and most of the people, their eyes showed doubts. Suddenly, he secretly sighed in his heart, thinking, acting in a full set, it seems that if you don’t let go today With the big move, I can't frighten these bumpkins anymore.

Thinking of this, Nie Zheng shook his head pretending to be helpless and sighed: "Brothers, I know that once this secret is revealed, many of you will definitely not believe it easily, but the fact is so, now I will use the psychic god Let me show you this technique, so that you can completely believe that there really are illusory miracles like gods in this world."

Hearing this remark, all the Bandit minions cheered up and looked at Nie Zheng full of expectation, both curious and nervous.

Especially Yang Feihu and Zhang Dazhuang and other leaders who have seen the big world, they looked at Nie Zheng without blinking.

To be honest, although there have been many legends about gods and ghosts in the world throughout the ages, do such things really exist in the world?No one has ever seen it with their own eyes.

Now, their village lord not only tells them that there are gods in this world in front of them tonight, but also shows the magical and mysterious magic of the fairy world in front of everyone. How can everyone not be curious and nervous? expect.

Under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of curious eyes, Nie Zheng closed his eyes in a mysterious way, and muttered something. "The heavens are lingling, the earth is lingling, the Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law, hurry up and give me an immortal artifact..."

As soon as the words fell, suddenly, a scene that shocked all the bandits appeared.

I saw that Nie Zheng had nothing in his hand, but suddenly a strange black and shiny iron weapon appeared out of thin air, and that strangely shaped iron weapon was, surprisingly, the fairyland firearm he had used just now - love to kill the chicken.

Seeing this scene, including Yang Feihu and other leaders who were still skeptical just now, everyone was stunned, and even stopped breathing in shock.

After secretly ordering Jack to send out an AK47, Nie Zheng thought to himself, "This time, you bumpkins should be convinced, right?"

Thinking of this, he opened his eyes and saw that everyone was stupefied like sculptures. Immediately, he frowned, and said to himself, "No way, this group of natives are so difficult to deceive? I have taken things out of thin air, and they I still don't believe it, Nima's gang of country bumpkins are really hard to fool."

In desperation, Nie Zheng continued to close his eyes, and once again did the trick of pretending to be a ghost.

"The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law..."

In just a few short breaths, Nie Zheng, the owner of Heifeng Village, continuously performed psychic magic, and in front of hundreds of people in the whole village, he summoned more than a dozen extremely powerful "Love Cutting Swordsman" from the fairy world. dead chicken".

Looking at the pile of fairy artifacts piled up under Nie Zheng's feet, everyone finally came to their senses.

In an instant, in the Juyi Hall, hundreds of heroes from the green forest, including the masters of the four main halls, all lay down on the ground in awe, shouting loudly like a tsunami.

"The village master is really a god!"

"Long live the village master, long live the village master!..."

"Oh my god, you have finally opened your eyes. Now that the village master has the help of immortals, the spring of my Black Wind Village is finally coming..."

Seeing this scene, Nie Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, secretly proudly said: "It's terrible to be uneducated. I finally limped you bumpkins."

Seeing everyone kneeling on the ground as if worshiping God and Buddha, Nie Zheng's vanity was unprecedentedly inflated. Now that he was in a good mood, he waved his hand, raised his head and laughed wildly: "Brothers, get up, from now on the world will , sooner or later it will be the world of our Heifeng Village, this pile of fairy artifacts loves to be hacked to death, you all share it, whoever grabs it will be it..."

As soon as this remark came out, the Juyi Hall erupted instantly.

Hundreds of bandit minions, including all the big and small leaders of the four major branch halls, rushed up like crazy. In order to fight for the dozen or so fairy world artifacts, they almost killed Juyi hall. Torn apart...

"Fang Fatty, let me go quickly, or I, Zhang Dazhuang, will go crazy!"

"Master Zhang, you have a black steel knife in your hand. What do you want to do by hacking chickens to death? The village master said just now that whoever snatches it will get it. Oh, you actually bit me, I... I will fight for you... ..."

"Haha...you fat man, you don't need to go down the mountain to do business on weekdays, you only need to be responsible for the food and food of the cottage. If you want to kill chickens and other immortal artifacts, I, Zhang Dazhuang, can only use them in my hands." Its purpose, oh... damn fat man, you actually pinched my balls, oh yeah..."

"Sun Qiang, I am now ordering you in the tone of the third hall master, put down the love in your hand and kill the chicken, otherwise, I will transfer you to pick up horse dung in the back mountain tomorrow..."

"Hmph, Hall Master Wang, don't use the Hall Master's status to suppress me. I, Sun Qiang, will tell you today, no matter who it is, don't try to hit me, even if you are my boss."

"Hehe, your wings are hardened, you dare to challenge me, put down your love for killing chickens, I... I will go to Shenjiazhai in a few days, and help you find a wife."

"Wuuu... Sectional Master Yang, the people in the hall are robbing my love and hacking chickens to death. Come and save me, what? Yang... Sectional Master Yang, you are too shameless to attack me with them..."

Looking at the chaotic Juyi Hall in front of him, Nie Zheng shook his head in distaste, "It's really a bunch of bumpkins who have never seen the world, they are so unqualified, they beat up like this for a few AK47s. Withdraw first, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, escort the village master back... Zhang Long! Zhao Hu!... Hey, these two bastards, why don't you come to join in the fun, wait and see if I don't interrupt your dogs leg……"

(End of this chapter)