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Chapter 570 [Not good, poisonous! 】

Phoenix:"."

This is true, as long as there are some peanuts, it will not be the case.

Lord of the stars, do you know what it means?

How difficult it is for people on a planet to agree!
hunting?

Why don't you fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Of course, Nine-Headed Niao is quite happy in his heart. The "shit shoveling officer" project that he has not yet started has unexpectedly been promoted.

It’s not a waste of time to break through the iron shoes.

Keep going, it believes that one day, sooner or later, it will be able to reach the peak of Bird Life.

Lying lazily in the nest made of sycamore wood, He Xiaotian presented the divine beast he had just hunted for his enjoyment.

Thinking about this picture, I am a little excited!

He Xiaotian looked at the nine-headed bird with a look of displeasure, but his eyes revealed a happy expression, wondering if he was a little shameless?

In order to tame this bird, it's a little cruel to think about it, just write a bad check to fool the other party, look at its delighted little eyes!

One person and one bird, each calculating the other, their ideas are surprisingly consistent.

Yan Fei was stunned, he felt that his life was completely dark.

It even reached the point where you can't see your fingers.

Before coming here, he was thinking about obtaining a powerful inheritance, getting rid of the reputation of trash in one fell swoop, defeating the proud son of heaven, becoming the master of the sect, marrying the descendants of the stars, and embarking on a life-changing journey.

In the end, reality gave him a slap in the face, and he was almost boiled by a bird.

He thought that this native was not as cruel as he imagined, but then he realized that he was just too naive and pure.

For a long time, you don't even look down on my body?

Who do you look down on?
Where am I!
The meat is not fragrant anymore?No chewing on the bones?Cultivation is too low?
Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be very consistent.

So he fell into deep despair.

Am I not even qualified to be eaten by a bird?
In fact, reality has always been cruel.

"Ahem, young man. Have you figured it out?" He Xiaotian asked with a smile while standing by the pot.He tried his best to behave kindly.

As for scaring people to pee their pants, he didn't want it to happen again.

I congratulate someone who is an elegant and easy-going kind person, not the same as the bad bird under his feet.

"I figured it out, Sir, I will do whatever you want me to do!" After Yan Fei found out that the reality was different from what he had imagined, he felt that he should live on.

What if God does not open his eyes and makes all fantasies come true?

'Although I, Yan Fei, am not a man, I know that a man can bend and stretch.Isn't that just being a dog for an aboriginal?What is this, I will bear it.

Until one day, the Dapeng will rise with the same wind and soar up to [-] miles!The so-called humiliation is just the process of God testing me.

What's more, being able to work under the leader of one party must be one step faster than other colleagues.When the time comes, I will definitely be the first to lead the favored son of the sect. '

It has to be said that the self-regulation ability of Yan Fei, an outsider, is quite impressive.

In a few words, I was stunned to hypnotize myself.

"Relax, I'm not a devil." He Xiaotian nodded and said softly when he heard the answer that satisfied him.Then he reached out to pick up the big spoon and picked out the opponent.

"Young man, do you want to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life?"

Yan Fei was stunned, what is a CEO?What is Bai Fumei?
"Hehe, you can regard the CEO as the lord of the stars, and Bai Fumei is the most noble woman in a star." Seeing the confused look on the other side's face, He Xiaotian said persuasively.

"think!!"

Yan Fei was so excited, he didn't expect this native to dare to think more than himself.

I just dare to think about it, being a suzerain, marrying a descendant of the Lord of the Stars.

"As long as you follow my instructions, it will be fine."

"Really?"

"More real than real gold."

He Xiaotian's words seemed to carry magic power.

For a while, Yan Fei seemed to have become the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life.

Nine-headed bird stood aside, looking at He Xiaotian warily.

Nima, how long has it been?
This guy actually applied "The Alphabet of the Origin of Everything" to language, bringing a strong and confusing illusion.

Tsk tsk, this outsider is afraid that he will be killed by the surname He.

"You just need to meet up with the people of your sect honestly, and then secretly report their location to me."

"???"

Yan Fei was stunned, he wanted to be a spy himself.

"But don't worry, I won't kill all of your troops. I will keep some of you to continue your sacrifices and open the passage connecting the two worlds. But before opening, you must inform me where I am in advance."

"!!!"

Not only to kill people, but also the most outstanding disciples of the younger generation of our Sanshengzong.

If the entire army of the proud sons of heaven is wiped out, my god, will the elders of the sect tear themselves apart?
In an instant, Yan Fei was mostly awake.

You still say you are not a devil?

You are a fucking devil! !
What should I do?Do you want to agree?

Yan Fei is caught in a tangle, one is his fellow apprentice brother who gets along day and night, and the other is the master who holds his own lifeline and controls life and death.

"Made, I, Yan, am I the kind of villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death?" '

Thinking of this, his face froze, his whole body was full of momentum, and he said solemnly.

"I did it!!"

At this moment, he seemed to have betrayed his soul and collapsed on the ground powerlessly.

"Old Nine, is there any way to make him keep his promise?" He Xiaotian turned to look at Nine-Headed Bird and asked, according to the past, this bird must have refused.But because of the previous surname He, it made him a little excited.

So, the nine-headed bird flapped its wings twice and said.

"For your sincerity, Master Bird, let me help you. Come, come, young man, eat this talisman paper."

Yan Fei looked at the nine-headed bird, which was so ferocious that he almost cooked him, and the yellow paper that was taken out from behind his buttocks, with an ugly expression on his face.

It's muddy! !

Insult who?

You actually let me eat something you pulled out.

Then with a ferocious face, he snatched the Nine-headed Bird's yellow talisman paper and stuffed it into his mouth.

"My lord, I really belong to you!!"

He Xiaotian: "."

With Yan Fei's appearance just now, he thought that the other party was going to violently resist and break his wrist with him.

As a result, he really thought too much.

"Hey, boy. What you eat is called a puppet talisman, which I snatched from a star master. Swallow this talisman into my stomach, and your wealth and life are all in my hands.

Luckily, I know everything you do at ordinary times.Once you want to disclose in any way that you are controlled by others, or leak news of our cooperation.

Tsk tsk, you will regret it. "

After the nine-headed bird finished speaking, Yan Fei stood up abruptly.

Then hurriedly jumped into the iron pot, and stirred himself with a large spoon.

Yan Fei, who stewed himself in an iron pot, wanted to cry but had no tears.

The two devils, Mad, don't let him take advantage of any loopholes.

At the beginning, you shouldn't have signed up to participate in the invasion of the central domain. Wouldn't it be nice to just stay in the Sanshengzong and be a waste?

In addition, why did you tell me, brother, that it didn't work! !

The distant ancestor star, a slovenly middle-aged man who was talking about the mountains, suddenly sneezed several times in succession.

What little brat is talking about him?

I don't know if I'm dating my junior sister!
He Xiaotian rescued Yan Fei from the cauldron. This is his magical tool for cutting leeks, and he can't just raise his braids for no reason.

In order to comfort the other party, he decided to cook a pot of soup himself to express his apology.

Actually, it's just rhetoric.

It was all because the nine-headed bird took out the puppet talisman, which made He Xiaotian suddenly realize that there must be many good things on this wilted bird.

Reluctant that the child could not catch the wolf, he took out a bone as a reward.

When he completely tamed the nine-headed bird, wouldn't all its treasures be his own?

While He Xiaotian calculated the other party, he took the ingredients given by the other party and steamed them one by one.

Nine-headed bird is very happy, he is walking on the right path of cultivating "shit shovel officer".

You see, if you give some sweetness casually, this guy can't wait to start working as a cook.

It is very gratifying! !
It's just that in the next second, I don't know why my head feels a little cold, as if a big net is covering it.

Yan Fei was caught between the two big men, trembling.

Poor, weak, helpless.

After stirring for a long time, He Xiaotian looked at the dragon soup exuding a tempting aroma, feeling satisfied in his heart.

Look, I still have some culinary talent.

How appetizing is the color of this soup?

The floating white bones are simply the finishing touch.

He Xiaotian felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, because he learned the wrong major at the beginning.

If you want to get into a medical university with wool, you should learn to be a chef!
Nine-headed bird blinked, secretly thinking what is this guy doing?

"Dinner!"

He Xiaotian was narcissistic fiercely, and then waved his big hand and said vigorously.

He picked up a large spoon and poured it full into the exclusive jade bowl of Nine-Headed Bird.

And Yan Fei, who was trembling, was holding a broken bowl carefully.

By the way, this bowl was also pulled out from the back of the nine-headed bird.

I don't know what the reason for this bird is, but I put the storage space there in a very wicked way.

"Come, come and taste my craft."

He Xiaotian immediately urged, he needed praise.

"Chucky--"

Upon hearing this, Yan Fei drank the whole bowl of soup in one go.

This is made from keel bones. He is a little transparent in the Three Saints. How can he be treated like this?
The proud son of heaven in the sect, No. 1 of the younger generation, probably only at this level.

As a result, after smelling the alluring dragon soup, a strong pain spread all over his body.

No, this soup is poisonous?
"Pfft!!"

He Xiaotian stared at Yan Fei who was lying on the ground, and was stunned.

What's the matter, little brother, you look like you've been poisoned, who are you showing it to?
When Nine-Headed Bird saw its neon lights flashing on the face of the "shit shovel officer", it immediately smoothed things over.

You can't let the plan fail, and you need to give some encouragement when appropriate.

"It may be that his cultivation base is too low, and the power contained in the soup is too strong, causing him to be unable to digest it. The body's protection system is automatically activated, causing him to faint."

When He Xiaotian heard this, his complexion finally improved a lot.

Then he turned his head and looked at the nine-headed bird.

drink! !
Phoenix:"."

For some reason, I always feel that the tempting dragon soup in the jade bowl has suddenly turned into green slime, and the rising heat has turned into a skeleton, tempting it to drink it.

For a while, its head hurt a little.

It's not really poisonous, is it?

It's just that when he saw He Xiaotian's eyes gradually becoming unkind, Nine-headed Bird's heart shuddered.

How is it possible, after all, it is boiled from keel, plus my own precious spices.

Even if a pig is used to make the soup, the taste will not be bad.

"Gu dong gu dong."

"Dang bang!!"

The jade bowl fell from its wings, and the nine-headed bird froze, and fell to the ground with its head up.

This soup is really poisonous!
(End of this chapter)