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Chapter 306 [Oh my groove, where is my head? 】
Chapter 306 [Oh my groove, where is my head? 】
"Boom!!"
The huge smoke and dust raised blocked everyone's sight.
The abbot suddenly discovered that his own Buddha statue seemed to be over six meters taller.
Can this thing grow by itself?
When the dust slowly dissipated, he fell into a daze.
The golden giant was not only not submerged in the endless light, but lifted the Buddha statue at some point.
A 15-meter-high human being forcibly lifts a [-]-meter-high Buddha statue carved entirely of stone. That kind of scene is definitely not something that can be imagined by fantasy alone.
Did you take hormones?
"Boom"
The two huge arms of the Buddha statue closed down, trying to attack He Xiaotian.
As a result, an embarrassing scene appeared, no matter how hard the abbot tried to control, he couldn't hook the golden giant below.
The deputy head of the district camped outside the Da Ri Tathagata Temple, as well as the soldiers.
Seeing this funny scene, everyone laughed heartlessly.
Not at all, the sadness when He Xiaotian was engulfed by the dark light before.
"Let's go!!"
He Xiaotian yelled violently and exerted strength with his arms.
"boom!"
The huge Buddha statue flew directly into the sky just like the fired shells.
And towards the distance, shoot quickly.
"???"
The abbot was already stunned. Although he felt He Xiaotian's incomparable power in the dining hall and was pressed to the ground by him and beat him violently, you are too fucking exaggerated!
At this moment, five or six mobile phones outside the temple turned on the video function, faithfully recording the scene of the Buddha statue flying through the air.
"Hoo!" "Hoo!"
Two beast roars came, but two mighty stone beasts in the shape of tigers sprang out from the ground and rushed towards the Buddha statue in the air.
The huge Buddha statue had nowhere to rely on in mid-air, so it could only turn into a glaring Vajra, waving its two stone arms to drive away.
"Crack!"
Even though the stone beast is only three meters long and one meter high.
But its ferocity is also much better than that of Buddha statues.
Just one face-to-face, the stone arm that was bitten was shattered.
"It's the two Bi An guarding here. I'm afraid the Buddha statue won't be able to come out."
The deputy district chief muttered to himself, causing people around him to roll their eyes.
It's still up to you old man to say!
If he could come out, I'm afraid he would have caused disaster to the world long ago.
After a few breaths, the giant Buddha statue turned into a sky full of rubble.
When the stone Buddha that 'wanted to escape from prison' is eliminated, the two stone-made antlers return to the ground.
"Damn Bi An, I'll be back!!"
The abbot was full of unwillingness, and after glaring at He Xiaotian, he disappeared in an instant.
The Dainichi Tathagata Temple, which covers an area of [-] acres, immediately became dilapidated as if time had gone backwards.
He Xiaotian: "???"
What the hell is this girl!
I haven't exerted my strength yet, and you fell down.
In addition, what are the two stone beasts attacking the Buddha statue in the air?
"go!"
The deputy district chief who was squatting outside stood up, said something to several soldiers who were checking their mobile phones, and then walked towards the Buddhist temple.
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, didn't they say that it was very dangerous inside?
"The stone Buddha is broken, so it is safe for the time being. He will be reborn at night."
The deputy district chief turned around and explained.
"Hey! How do you know so clearly?"
The person who spoke was the young man who was always beaten.
Hearing the words, the few people standing beside him all rushed out.
No help, just die.
boom!
The deputy head appeared in the position of the unlucky boy and retracted his right leg.
"You talk too much!"
"."
A group of people rushed towards He Xiaotian at high speed, and a certain befuddled fool also saw them.
"Hey! Isn't this the deputy district chief? Why are you here, old man?"
"Don't talk, let's go. This thing can't be killed, it will be reborn at night." Seeing He Xiaotian, the old man immediately advised.
Everyone thought that this was the end of the matter.
But who would have thought that He Xiaotian showed a surprised expression after hearing it.
"Great!"
"!!!"
The deputy district chief and the others had exclamation marks all over their foreheads, brother, what are you thinking?
"I must avenge myself."
He Xiaotian's thunderous voice exploded from their ears, shaking the eardrums of a group of people.
"I can't kill him!"
Don't mention how depressed the deputy district chief is, as for you.
"Go back, anyway, I don't want to fuck him, I don't like it." When did He Xiaotian suffer such grievances?Lao Tzu Ma De was flying in the sky, but was suddenly dragged down.
If he doesn't take revenge on the old abbot, is that He's character?
In short, if you provoke me, you are provoking the wrong person.
You have to beat this bald thief to the knees and beg for mercy!
"This is a spectacle, listen to me"
"Don't make trouble, I don't care what he is, anyway, he can't kill me. As long as I don't die, he will suffer."
Seeing this, the deputy district chief got it.
Worry for nothing!
All the subordinates are looking at him.
It probably means, what shall we do?
"There is Lao Zhao in no man's land, so it's okay. I want to see how you can make him feel better."
Okay, why are you still competing with X?
"Go, set up camp outside."
A group of people cheered and left the Buddhist temple.
At night, bursts of black air filled the air.
The environment of singing birds and fragrant flowers quickly receded.
In the dark soil, withered old trees, under the bright moonlight, in the temple of Dari Tathagata, there were unbridled laughter.
"Hahaha, I'm back"
But before he finished speaking, the voice stopped abruptly.
Because in the temple, a golden giant is calmly grilling skewers.
The meat was brought over by the deputy head and others, and a dozen cattle and sheep were neatly placed aside.
And He Xiaotian is holding a huge iron stick, roasting the fat.
And it is constantly sprinkled with seasonings, the aroma, not to mention how much it stimulates the appetite.
"???"
How come you haven't left yet!
And still grilling skewers on Lao Tzu's site?
Is there any, put me in your eyes! !
"you you you"
The abbot was so angry that his whole body was shaking.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
"Come? Come, come, call out your real body to the uncle."
He Xiaotian said nonchalantly while licking the skewers.
"I killed you king"
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, a big golden hand directly crushed the abbot into fine powder.
"Boom"
The earth cracked, and an intact Buddha statue raised its head from the gap.
I saw his face was full of anger, and a nameless evil fire was burning blazingly.
His eyes were filled with gloomy light, and he was about to explode, engulfing He Xiaotian who was masturbating.
"It's you who's waiting!"
The violent drinking exploded, and the dilapidated buildings were shaken to the point of collapse.
"Come on the axe!!"
Above the dark and terrifying temple, a storm eye with a range of more than [-] kilometers gathered.
The full moon is in the middle.
It is like a giant eye looking down on all living beings on the earth, condensed here.
Around the eye is a ring of towering thunderstorms.
A wind and rain are about to come, and the people who are directly pressed can't breathe.
The cyan light cut through the night sky, and He Xiaotian suddenly had a five-foot-long battle ax in his hand.
He yanked off all the meat on the iron skewer in one gulp, and threw it away, holding the ax handle tightly with both hands.
Facing the head of the Buddha statue that was crawling outward, he slashed down hard.
"boom!!"
The Buddha statue has a sinister smile on its face, and only an axe, how can it stand up to the Buddha?
I am a rock, as hard as fine
"???"
Whoops, where's my head?
"Boom"
The broken Buddha's head is like a chain reaction, and the whole body is disintegrating and shattering.
He Xiaotian looked at the Buddha statue that had turned into a stone under the gap, and spat.
"Bah! The vulnerable color."
"puff!"
In the void, there seemed to be a faint sound of a knife being pierced into the heart.
The deputy district chief who is stationed outside, waiting to watch the show.
The supper noodles in his mouth hadn't reached his stomach yet, just staring blankly, He Xiaotian smashed the Buddha statue into the crack of the ground with an axe.
After working for a long time, you still have your hands this morning?
The next day, the sky was bright.
He Xiaotian slept in a temporary tent at Dari Tathagata Temple.
By the way, this is also provided by the deputy district chief.
In the evening, a benevolent monk poked his head out of the dilapidated hall furtively.
No one was around, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"ha ha mouth"
"boom!"
A broken Buddha's head hit the bull's-eye and directly smashed the abbot to pieces.
"."
"I am going to kill you!"
Familiar images emerge, cracks open.
But this time, the abbot is a traitor.
Two huge stone arms rested on the edge of the ground, and jumped out with a sudden push.
He wants to get out and fight at the fastest speed!
"boom!"
A muscular man of normal human height swung an extremely long tomahawk that didn't suit him, and hacked back the Buddha statue that hadn't reached its end yet.
"Boom"
Seeing this, the deputy head and the others sighed.
Then I ate supper calmly.
They could see that He Xiaotian ate the Buddha statue to death.
The third day, night.
"You can't kill me."
"boom!"
On the fourth day, dark clouds enveloped Dainichi Tathagata Temple.
"I am immortal."
"boom!"
On the fifth, sixth, and seventh days, He Xiaotian continued to play the game of "Whack-a-mole" persistently.
The ravaged abbot has no temper at all.
On the eighth day, the dilapidated monastery was extremely quiet, and there was nothing unusual about it.
He Xiaotian waited for most of the night, but the abbot disappeared.
No matter how unbearable he swears, the old monk will not show up.
"Look, everyone is scared of being beaten, so they can't come out."
The deputy district chief and others are enjoying the BBQ, thinking that it's time to give up?
The few of them couldn't bear to see an evil spirit being forced to this point.
It's too awful.
In the past week, as long as the Buddha statue appeared, it would be chopped into pieces by an ax flying out of nowhere.
Anyway, it is a spectacle, mixed to such an extent, it makes the hearer sad and the listener cry.
He Xiaotian turned into a golden giant, carrying an ax all over the temple to find the abbot.
The result is obvious and naturally useless.
After all, it is an existence that officials can only use A-level abnormal items to suppress, can they have no ability?
The sky was bright, and He Xiaotian, who had been looking for the whole night, sighed as he watched the sun rise.
On the first day the abbot was away, I missed him.
(End of this chapter)
"Boom!!"
The huge smoke and dust raised blocked everyone's sight.
The abbot suddenly discovered that his own Buddha statue seemed to be over six meters taller.
Can this thing grow by itself?
When the dust slowly dissipated, he fell into a daze.
The golden giant was not only not submerged in the endless light, but lifted the Buddha statue at some point.
A 15-meter-high human being forcibly lifts a [-]-meter-high Buddha statue carved entirely of stone. That kind of scene is definitely not something that can be imagined by fantasy alone.
Did you take hormones?
"Boom"
The two huge arms of the Buddha statue closed down, trying to attack He Xiaotian.
As a result, an embarrassing scene appeared, no matter how hard the abbot tried to control, he couldn't hook the golden giant below.
The deputy head of the district camped outside the Da Ri Tathagata Temple, as well as the soldiers.
Seeing this funny scene, everyone laughed heartlessly.
Not at all, the sadness when He Xiaotian was engulfed by the dark light before.
"Let's go!!"
He Xiaotian yelled violently and exerted strength with his arms.
"boom!"
The huge Buddha statue flew directly into the sky just like the fired shells.
And towards the distance, shoot quickly.
"???"
The abbot was already stunned. Although he felt He Xiaotian's incomparable power in the dining hall and was pressed to the ground by him and beat him violently, you are too fucking exaggerated!
At this moment, five or six mobile phones outside the temple turned on the video function, faithfully recording the scene of the Buddha statue flying through the air.
"Hoo!" "Hoo!"
Two beast roars came, but two mighty stone beasts in the shape of tigers sprang out from the ground and rushed towards the Buddha statue in the air.
The huge Buddha statue had nowhere to rely on in mid-air, so it could only turn into a glaring Vajra, waving its two stone arms to drive away.
"Crack!"
Even though the stone beast is only three meters long and one meter high.
But its ferocity is also much better than that of Buddha statues.
Just one face-to-face, the stone arm that was bitten was shattered.
"It's the two Bi An guarding here. I'm afraid the Buddha statue won't be able to come out."
The deputy district chief muttered to himself, causing people around him to roll their eyes.
It's still up to you old man to say!
If he could come out, I'm afraid he would have caused disaster to the world long ago.
After a few breaths, the giant Buddha statue turned into a sky full of rubble.
When the stone Buddha that 'wanted to escape from prison' is eliminated, the two stone-made antlers return to the ground.
"Damn Bi An, I'll be back!!"
The abbot was full of unwillingness, and after glaring at He Xiaotian, he disappeared in an instant.
The Dainichi Tathagata Temple, which covers an area of [-] acres, immediately became dilapidated as if time had gone backwards.
He Xiaotian: "???"
What the hell is this girl!
I haven't exerted my strength yet, and you fell down.
In addition, what are the two stone beasts attacking the Buddha statue in the air?
"go!"
The deputy district chief who was squatting outside stood up, said something to several soldiers who were checking their mobile phones, and then walked towards the Buddhist temple.
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, didn't they say that it was very dangerous inside?
"The stone Buddha is broken, so it is safe for the time being. He will be reborn at night."
The deputy district chief turned around and explained.
"Hey! How do you know so clearly?"
The person who spoke was the young man who was always beaten.
Hearing the words, the few people standing beside him all rushed out.
No help, just die.
boom!
The deputy head appeared in the position of the unlucky boy and retracted his right leg.
"You talk too much!"
"."
A group of people rushed towards He Xiaotian at high speed, and a certain befuddled fool also saw them.
"Hey! Isn't this the deputy district chief? Why are you here, old man?"
"Don't talk, let's go. This thing can't be killed, it will be reborn at night." Seeing He Xiaotian, the old man immediately advised.
Everyone thought that this was the end of the matter.
But who would have thought that He Xiaotian showed a surprised expression after hearing it.
"Great!"
"!!!"
The deputy district chief and the others had exclamation marks all over their foreheads, brother, what are you thinking?
"I must avenge myself."
He Xiaotian's thunderous voice exploded from their ears, shaking the eardrums of a group of people.
"I can't kill him!"
Don't mention how depressed the deputy district chief is, as for you.
"Go back, anyway, I don't want to fuck him, I don't like it." When did He Xiaotian suffer such grievances?Lao Tzu Ma De was flying in the sky, but was suddenly dragged down.
If he doesn't take revenge on the old abbot, is that He's character?
In short, if you provoke me, you are provoking the wrong person.
You have to beat this bald thief to the knees and beg for mercy!
"This is a spectacle, listen to me"
"Don't make trouble, I don't care what he is, anyway, he can't kill me. As long as I don't die, he will suffer."
Seeing this, the deputy district chief got it.
Worry for nothing!
All the subordinates are looking at him.
It probably means, what shall we do?
"There is Lao Zhao in no man's land, so it's okay. I want to see how you can make him feel better."
Okay, why are you still competing with X?
"Go, set up camp outside."
A group of people cheered and left the Buddhist temple.
At night, bursts of black air filled the air.
The environment of singing birds and fragrant flowers quickly receded.
In the dark soil, withered old trees, under the bright moonlight, in the temple of Dari Tathagata, there were unbridled laughter.
"Hahaha, I'm back"
But before he finished speaking, the voice stopped abruptly.
Because in the temple, a golden giant is calmly grilling skewers.
The meat was brought over by the deputy head and others, and a dozen cattle and sheep were neatly placed aside.
And He Xiaotian is holding a huge iron stick, roasting the fat.
And it is constantly sprinkled with seasonings, the aroma, not to mention how much it stimulates the appetite.
"???"
How come you haven't left yet!
And still grilling skewers on Lao Tzu's site?
Is there any, put me in your eyes! !
"you you you"
The abbot was so angry that his whole body was shaking.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
"Come? Come, come, call out your real body to the uncle."
He Xiaotian said nonchalantly while licking the skewers.
"I killed you king"
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, a big golden hand directly crushed the abbot into fine powder.
"Boom"
The earth cracked, and an intact Buddha statue raised its head from the gap.
I saw his face was full of anger, and a nameless evil fire was burning blazingly.
His eyes were filled with gloomy light, and he was about to explode, engulfing He Xiaotian who was masturbating.
"It's you who's waiting!"
The violent drinking exploded, and the dilapidated buildings were shaken to the point of collapse.
"Come on the axe!!"
Above the dark and terrifying temple, a storm eye with a range of more than [-] kilometers gathered.
The full moon is in the middle.
It is like a giant eye looking down on all living beings on the earth, condensed here.
Around the eye is a ring of towering thunderstorms.
A wind and rain are about to come, and the people who are directly pressed can't breathe.
The cyan light cut through the night sky, and He Xiaotian suddenly had a five-foot-long battle ax in his hand.
He yanked off all the meat on the iron skewer in one gulp, and threw it away, holding the ax handle tightly with both hands.
Facing the head of the Buddha statue that was crawling outward, he slashed down hard.
"boom!!"
The Buddha statue has a sinister smile on its face, and only an axe, how can it stand up to the Buddha?
I am a rock, as hard as fine
"???"
Whoops, where's my head?
"Boom"
The broken Buddha's head is like a chain reaction, and the whole body is disintegrating and shattering.
He Xiaotian looked at the Buddha statue that had turned into a stone under the gap, and spat.
"Bah! The vulnerable color."
"puff!"
In the void, there seemed to be a faint sound of a knife being pierced into the heart.
The deputy district chief who is stationed outside, waiting to watch the show.
The supper noodles in his mouth hadn't reached his stomach yet, just staring blankly, He Xiaotian smashed the Buddha statue into the crack of the ground with an axe.
After working for a long time, you still have your hands this morning?
The next day, the sky was bright.
He Xiaotian slept in a temporary tent at Dari Tathagata Temple.
By the way, this is also provided by the deputy district chief.
In the evening, a benevolent monk poked his head out of the dilapidated hall furtively.
No one was around, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"ha ha mouth"
"boom!"
A broken Buddha's head hit the bull's-eye and directly smashed the abbot to pieces.
"."
"I am going to kill you!"
Familiar images emerge, cracks open.
But this time, the abbot is a traitor.
Two huge stone arms rested on the edge of the ground, and jumped out with a sudden push.
He wants to get out and fight at the fastest speed!
"boom!"
A muscular man of normal human height swung an extremely long tomahawk that didn't suit him, and hacked back the Buddha statue that hadn't reached its end yet.
"Boom"
Seeing this, the deputy head and the others sighed.
Then I ate supper calmly.
They could see that He Xiaotian ate the Buddha statue to death.
The third day, night.
"You can't kill me."
"boom!"
On the fourth day, dark clouds enveloped Dainichi Tathagata Temple.
"I am immortal."
"boom!"
On the fifth, sixth, and seventh days, He Xiaotian continued to play the game of "Whack-a-mole" persistently.
The ravaged abbot has no temper at all.
On the eighth day, the dilapidated monastery was extremely quiet, and there was nothing unusual about it.
He Xiaotian waited for most of the night, but the abbot disappeared.
No matter how unbearable he swears, the old monk will not show up.
"Look, everyone is scared of being beaten, so they can't come out."
The deputy district chief and others are enjoying the BBQ, thinking that it's time to give up?
The few of them couldn't bear to see an evil spirit being forced to this point.
It's too awful.
In the past week, as long as the Buddha statue appeared, it would be chopped into pieces by an ax flying out of nowhere.
Anyway, it is a spectacle, mixed to such an extent, it makes the hearer sad and the listener cry.
He Xiaotian turned into a golden giant, carrying an ax all over the temple to find the abbot.
The result is obvious and naturally useless.
After all, it is an existence that officials can only use A-level abnormal items to suppress, can they have no ability?
The sky was bright, and He Xiaotian, who had been looking for the whole night, sighed as he watched the sun rise.
On the first day the abbot was away, I missed him.
(End of this chapter)
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