Fairyland Auditor

Chapter 1 Appointing the Ascension Auditor!
"MD, where is this place? Am I fighting that fat man Liu Lu? Could it be that I was shot to death by that fat man when I was wise and mighty?" Chen Xun said, looking at the surrounding white clouds.

Chen Xun looked around again, and found that he was actually stepping on the air, and there was a white cloud under his feet. He shouted: "MD, where is this? I won't fall, sir!"

He stomped his feet as he spoke, and he let out a sigh of relief when he found that there was no sign of falling.

After thinking about it in a blink of an eye, he said in shock: "Could it be that this is the legendary paradise?"

"I didn't expect that I, Chen Xun, a little bastard, would enter heaven after death! What a surprise, I know, it must be because I am handsome!" Chen Xun said coquettishly.

"You really can think about it, kid!" Just as he was thinking flirtatiously, a loud voice came from above him.

Hearing someone talking, Chen Xun was not afraid, but became excited, looked around, and shouted: "Who are you? Could it be that you are also the one who just died?"

As soon as Chen Xun finished speaking, an old man with a long white beard and a dust whisk in his hand suddenly appeared in front of him.

Looking at his appearance, Chen Xun immediately reflected a mythical figure in his mind: "Taishang Laojun!"

I thought: "Could it be that this person is the Taishang Laojun? The young master's luck is not like this, okay, I met the Taishang Laojun just after entering heaven? But isn't the Taishang Laojun from the heaven? How could he appear in heaven? ? Is this the heaven?"

Chen Xun shrunk his mouth and asked cautiously: "Are you the Supreme Lord?"

"Exactly!" The old man stroked his long white beard and lightly waved the whisk in his hand.

"So this is Heaven?" Chen Xun asked again hesitantly.

Taishang Laojun nodded lightly and said, "Chen Xun, you have been selected by the fairy world as the auditor of the fairy world!"

"Old Master Taishang, you are my idol. My admiration for you since I was a child is like a torrential river, uninterrupted, like the Yellow River!" Just as Laojun Taishang nodded, Chen Xun immediately raised his hand to Taishang Laojun. Shang Laojun talked about it.

He planned to flatter Taishang Laojun, so that he would not be bullied in the fairy world.

But before he finished speaking, Taishang Laojun immediately gestured to him, signaling that he didn't need to say any more.

"Chen Xun, you have been selected by the fairy world as the auditor of the fairy world!"

"Immortal Realm Auditor? And how do you know my name?" Chen Xun asked in a daze, but suddenly realized that the other party was Taishang Laojun, how could he not know himself.

Taishang Laojun chuckled softly: "Chen Xun, 23 years old today, a native of Huaxia, a gangster in Shizhou City, both parents died when he was young, and he grew up eating a lot of food! I am the Taishang Laojun in the fairy world , what am I not aware of?"

"That's that, of course my idol is omniscient and omnipotent!" Chen Xun said with a smile.

"By the way, idol, what do you think I became a member of the fairy world?" Chen Xun only then recalled what he seemed to have become.

"Immortal Realm Auditor!"

Chen Xun looked confused, not understanding what this fairy world auditor was.

Taishang Laojun smiled at Chen Xun's confusion, then waved the whisk in his hand, and a golden light shot towards Chen Xun.

Seeing this golden light, Chen Xun wanted to hide, but found that he couldn't move his feet at all, so he could only close his eyes to welcome the golden light.

"Ah~"

Chen Xun snorted comfortably, his body trembled involuntarily, and countless pictures kept flashing in his mind.

At this time, he finally understood what an auditor in the fairy world was.

It turns out that the auditors of the fairy world are reviewing those who are about to become immortals. As long as they pass their own audit and then make a record, they can make others become immortals, and the audit problems are also made by themselves.

"Then, in the future, whoever I want to become a person of the fairy world can become a person of the fairy world! Haha, this kind of thing is very suitable for the young master!" Chen Xun thought triumphantly in his mind.

Taishang Laojun seemed to see what he meant, and reminded: "Don't think that way, the Jade Emperor only has the post of auditor of the fairy world now because the people who have entered the fairy world have become more and more idle in the past few years. If you don't do it well, the Jade Emperor will be beheaded if he blames him!"

"Decapitate!" Chen Xun touched his neck, feeling chilly.

If he wanted to beheaded, Chen Xun felt that it would be better to live the carefree life before. Although the auditor in the fairy world sounds awesome, it is not the feeling he wants to do things with his head: "Well, idol, Can I not do it?"

"You don't have to do it if you want to, then I will send you to hell and suffer from the oil pan!" Taishang Laojun said seriously, without any sign of joking.

Hearing that he was under the frying pan, Chen Xun became impatient. If he didn't agree, he would be thrown into the frying pan now. He agreed that decapitation would be a matter of the future, and as long as he did well, who would dare to decapitate him? Come down, it is better to choose to be the auditor, and hurriedly said: "Master, don't! Don't, I am willing to be the auditor of the fairy world!"

After receiving Chen Xun's consent, Taishang Laojun smiled and said, "Your choice is very clear!"

As he said that, a booklet appeared in his hand, he threw the booklet to Chen Xun, and said, "This is the Ascension Immortal Review Book, which records those who have passed the review. Only when it is recorded on it can they truly become immortals! "

Chen Xun pondered for a while with the booklet, and found that the booklet was almost the same as an ordinary notebook, except that there was an extra column of user names and a column of whether to pass or not.

"It's very simple, you can understand it at a glance!" Chen Xun muttered softly.

Taishang Laojun saw his appearance, smiled slightly and said: "If you don't understand anything, you can read the explanation at the end!"

Chen Xun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly turned to the back, and found a series of explanations, and exclaimed: "There are still explanations! Is this thing difficult?"

"You will only know in the future, I will send you back to the mortal world now! Come to work tomorrow!" Taishang Laojun said, waving his whisk.

Chen Xun looked at Taishang Laojun in surprise: "Back to the mortal world? Am I already dead?"

Taishang Laojun didn't introduce too much to him, and lightly waved the whisk in his hand, and a golden light hit Chen Xun's body.

"MD, where is this? Was I dreaming or real about what happened just now?" Chen Xun slowly got up from the ground.

"If it's true, how can I go to work in the Immortal Realm? And where is the Immortal Ascension Review Book? Damn, I can't figure it out!"

"What are these things? So smelly? Damn, garbage dump!"

Chen Xun lifted the big black bag that was pressing on him with one hand, supported the ground with the other hand and climbed up, looking at dozens of big black bags and a trash can that was already full,
"It must be that fat man Liu Lu who beat me to death with a brick and dragged me here!" Chen Xun immediately realized why he was here.

But what he didn't expect was, I'm not dead yet; since you think I'm dead, then I'm...
While thinking in his mind, he walked out of the alley.

"stop!"

(End of this chapter)