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Chapter 186 Poison Tongue Sword Soul
Chapter 186 Poison Tongue Sword Soul
Before Xiao Yuanhan and Liu Chan answered Chu Tianjing's words, a voice rang out.
"Based on your kid's strength, going to the Great Wall will mean death. From my point of view, it's better to go back to Chang'an to raise pigs obediently."
Chu Tianjing's face turned dark all of a sudden, Xiao Yuanhan looked left and right, only to realize that it was none other than the sword soul on Chu Tianjing's shoulder!
Sword Soul Mo was about the size of a palm, and looked like a child with curly hair, showing disdain on his face at this moment.
"Damn, what a magical little thing."
Liu Chan stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the sword soul.
Sword Soul was furious: "What are you! Don't touch this deity with your dirty hands!"
Chu Tianjing saw Liu Chan deflated, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Sword Soul glanced at him, and said with a sneer: "You're kidding, he is a thing anyway, but you are really not a thing."
Chu Tianjing: "???"
Go ahead and target Liu Chan!Why did this hatred come to me again? !
Chu Tianjing blushed and retorted thickly, "Of course I'm a thing!"
Sword Soul sneered: "Really? Then you said what you are?"
"I am..." Chu Tianjing was speechless for a moment.
Yeah, what the hell is he...
Xiao Yuanhan was also happy, he didn't expect the sword soul to have such a poisonous tongue.
As soon as Little Phoenix saw the Soul of the Sword, he immediately became interested, shouted "Jiujiu", and flew in the direction of the Soul of the Sword.
Sword Soul's expression changed, and he hurriedly jumped into the air, dodging Little Phoenix.
Liu Chan was delighted when he saw it: "This sword soul is afraid of Little Phoenix!"
Sword Soul showed displeasure, and looked at Xiao Yuanhan with a sneer: "Why is your bird so small?"
Xiao Yuanhan: "???"
Why is this even a personal attack? !
"Can you restrain yourself a little!" Chu Tianjing was a little angry.
Sword Soul looked disdainful: "Why do you order me? If it weren't for the Tanlang sword on you, do you think I would follow you, a waste who struggles to get on the kang?!"
Chu Tianjing was choked again and was speechless, this sword soul really has a poisonous tongue...
"This is the sword soul of Tanlang Sword? It doesn't look very smart..." Xiao Yuanhan glanced at the sword soul pityingly, and shook his head.
Sword Soul became angry in an instant: "You can question me, but you must not question my wisdom!!"
"Really?" Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "Then I will test you with three questions. If you can answer them well, I will recognize your wisdom."
"Isn't it the method of provoking generals?" Sword Soul said proudly: "So what if I promise you?!"
Liu Chan gasped, and pulled Chu Tianjing aside: "Brother Xiao sneered again, your sword soul is going to be in trouble..."
Chu Tianjing looked bewildered, co-authoring and sneering at Xiao Yuanhan's place is still a pre-set skill for the big move, isn't it? !
"I'll come up with the question first." Xiao Yuanhan cleared his throat: "I came out of a small mountain village back then, but just a few days after I left my hometown, everyone in the village died. Do you know why?"
"This……"
Rao Yi could not help but fell into a daze with the knowledge of Sword Soul.
After a while, Sword Soul gritted his teeth: "I can't answer this question!!"
Even Liu Chan and Chu Tianjing looked blank, they were also curious about the correct answer...
Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "When I left my hometown, the villagers never drank a single well water, they all died of thirst."
Sword Soul: "???"
What does it mean to leave your hometown, and all the folks are dying of thirst? !
Do you think for yourself that your answer makes sense? !
"What kind of question are you talking about!" Sword Soul panted heavily, with a dissatisfied expression on his face: "How can anyone answer this kind of question!!"
"Oh? Really?" Xiao Yuanhan smiled: "Then I'll give you another simple test."
Sword Soul took a deep breath: "I would like to hear the details."
"Liu Chan's father has three sons, the older one is named Liu Dagou and the younger one is named Liu Ergou, so what's the name of the younger son?!" Xiao Yuanhan asked with a flash of light in his eyes. .
Sword Soul blurted out: "Of course it's Liu Sangou!!"
"wrong!!"
Xiao Yuanhan stood with his hands behind his back, and said leisurely: "Didn't I tell you everything, Liu Chan's father has three sons, so the third son is naturally named Liu Chan..."
Liu Chan looked at a loss, you can ask questions, why do you involve me? !
"You said that you couldn't even answer a question that told you all the answers." Xiao Yuanhan shook his head: "What kind of sword soul is it? Just find a piece of tofu and smash it to death."
The sword soul is like being struck by lightning!
Indeed, Xiao Yuanhan told him all the answers to this question at the very beginning, it was not easy, it was all due to his own negligence, and finally blurted out a wrong answer! !
"And...the last question!!" Sword Soul was a little impatient, he couldn't tolerate someone despising his wisdom! !
He is dignified and greedy for the sword soul, how could he not be able to answer such a few small questions? !
"It seems that you really don't give up until you reach the Yellow River." Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "Then I will test your last question, if you can answer it, I will take back what I said that you are not very smart, and I will personally ask you You apologize!!"
"Okay!" Sword Soul agreed in one gulp.
"I have a Taoist friend named Wang Genji. He has a lot of good fortune and has become a Taoist companion with a beautiful female monk. If he goes to visit the Taoist family as a guest, what should the members of the Taoist family call him?" ?!"
Without pausing, Xiao Yuanhan directly asked the last question.
"It's not easy, let's call him Xiao Wang!" Sword Soul gave the answer without hesitation.
Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "Do you think it's appropriate to call him Xiaobai?!"
Sword Soul was taken aback for a moment, and immediately corrected his answer: "Just call him Xiaoji!"
Xiao Yuanhan continued to sneer.
"Then I'll call him Gen Ji!!" Sword Soul reacted quickly and revised his answer again.
As soon as these words came out, even Sword Soul himself thought something was wrong.
If someone comes to your house as a guest, you should call him Genji, it's not appropriate after thinking about it...
Liu Chan couldn't hold it anymore, he was rolling on the ground laughing, Chu Tianjing also had a strange expression, in this world, everything is like a thing, and the poisonous tongue sword soul that choked him speechless, was actually healed by Xiao Yuanhan Submissive...
"God has sprinkled wisdom all over the world..." Xiao Yuanhan shook his head, looked at Sword Soul, and said sincerely: "Your Excellency is the only one holding an umbrella."
"I……"
Sword Soul was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, and he didn't care about finding words to refute Xiao Yuanhan.
This was the first time in Tanlang Jianhun's life that he felt that he was so stupid... He wandered in the air for a while, then hid directly behind Chu Tianjing, not daring to show his face again.
(End of this chapter)
Before Xiao Yuanhan and Liu Chan answered Chu Tianjing's words, a voice rang out.
"Based on your kid's strength, going to the Great Wall will mean death. From my point of view, it's better to go back to Chang'an to raise pigs obediently."
Chu Tianjing's face turned dark all of a sudden, Xiao Yuanhan looked left and right, only to realize that it was none other than the sword soul on Chu Tianjing's shoulder!
Sword Soul Mo was about the size of a palm, and looked like a child with curly hair, showing disdain on his face at this moment.
"Damn, what a magical little thing."
Liu Chan stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the sword soul.
Sword Soul was furious: "What are you! Don't touch this deity with your dirty hands!"
Chu Tianjing saw Liu Chan deflated, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Sword Soul glanced at him, and said with a sneer: "You're kidding, he is a thing anyway, but you are really not a thing."
Chu Tianjing: "???"
Go ahead and target Liu Chan!Why did this hatred come to me again? !
Chu Tianjing blushed and retorted thickly, "Of course I'm a thing!"
Sword Soul sneered: "Really? Then you said what you are?"
"I am..." Chu Tianjing was speechless for a moment.
Yeah, what the hell is he...
Xiao Yuanhan was also happy, he didn't expect the sword soul to have such a poisonous tongue.
As soon as Little Phoenix saw the Soul of the Sword, he immediately became interested, shouted "Jiujiu", and flew in the direction of the Soul of the Sword.
Sword Soul's expression changed, and he hurriedly jumped into the air, dodging Little Phoenix.
Liu Chan was delighted when he saw it: "This sword soul is afraid of Little Phoenix!"
Sword Soul showed displeasure, and looked at Xiao Yuanhan with a sneer: "Why is your bird so small?"
Xiao Yuanhan: "???"
Why is this even a personal attack? !
"Can you restrain yourself a little!" Chu Tianjing was a little angry.
Sword Soul looked disdainful: "Why do you order me? If it weren't for the Tanlang sword on you, do you think I would follow you, a waste who struggles to get on the kang?!"
Chu Tianjing was choked again and was speechless, this sword soul really has a poisonous tongue...
"This is the sword soul of Tanlang Sword? It doesn't look very smart..." Xiao Yuanhan glanced at the sword soul pityingly, and shook his head.
Sword Soul became angry in an instant: "You can question me, but you must not question my wisdom!!"
"Really?" Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "Then I will test you with three questions. If you can answer them well, I will recognize your wisdom."
"Isn't it the method of provoking generals?" Sword Soul said proudly: "So what if I promise you?!"
Liu Chan gasped, and pulled Chu Tianjing aside: "Brother Xiao sneered again, your sword soul is going to be in trouble..."
Chu Tianjing looked bewildered, co-authoring and sneering at Xiao Yuanhan's place is still a pre-set skill for the big move, isn't it? !
"I'll come up with the question first." Xiao Yuanhan cleared his throat: "I came out of a small mountain village back then, but just a few days after I left my hometown, everyone in the village died. Do you know why?"
"This……"
Rao Yi could not help but fell into a daze with the knowledge of Sword Soul.
After a while, Sword Soul gritted his teeth: "I can't answer this question!!"
Even Liu Chan and Chu Tianjing looked blank, they were also curious about the correct answer...
Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "When I left my hometown, the villagers never drank a single well water, they all died of thirst."
Sword Soul: "???"
What does it mean to leave your hometown, and all the folks are dying of thirst? !
Do you think for yourself that your answer makes sense? !
"What kind of question are you talking about!" Sword Soul panted heavily, with a dissatisfied expression on his face: "How can anyone answer this kind of question!!"
"Oh? Really?" Xiao Yuanhan smiled: "Then I'll give you another simple test."
Sword Soul took a deep breath: "I would like to hear the details."
"Liu Chan's father has three sons, the older one is named Liu Dagou and the younger one is named Liu Ergou, so what's the name of the younger son?!" Xiao Yuanhan asked with a flash of light in his eyes. .
Sword Soul blurted out: "Of course it's Liu Sangou!!"
"wrong!!"
Xiao Yuanhan stood with his hands behind his back, and said leisurely: "Didn't I tell you everything, Liu Chan's father has three sons, so the third son is naturally named Liu Chan..."
Liu Chan looked at a loss, you can ask questions, why do you involve me? !
"You said that you couldn't even answer a question that told you all the answers." Xiao Yuanhan shook his head: "What kind of sword soul is it? Just find a piece of tofu and smash it to death."
The sword soul is like being struck by lightning!
Indeed, Xiao Yuanhan told him all the answers to this question at the very beginning, it was not easy, it was all due to his own negligence, and finally blurted out a wrong answer! !
"And...the last question!!" Sword Soul was a little impatient, he couldn't tolerate someone despising his wisdom! !
He is dignified and greedy for the sword soul, how could he not be able to answer such a few small questions? !
"It seems that you really don't give up until you reach the Yellow River." Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "Then I will test your last question, if you can answer it, I will take back what I said that you are not very smart, and I will personally ask you You apologize!!"
"Okay!" Sword Soul agreed in one gulp.
"I have a Taoist friend named Wang Genji. He has a lot of good fortune and has become a Taoist companion with a beautiful female monk. If he goes to visit the Taoist family as a guest, what should the members of the Taoist family call him?" ?!"
Without pausing, Xiao Yuanhan directly asked the last question.
"It's not easy, let's call him Xiao Wang!" Sword Soul gave the answer without hesitation.
Xiao Yuan smiled coldly: "Do you think it's appropriate to call him Xiaobai?!"
Sword Soul was taken aback for a moment, and immediately corrected his answer: "Just call him Xiaoji!"
Xiao Yuanhan continued to sneer.
"Then I'll call him Gen Ji!!" Sword Soul reacted quickly and revised his answer again.
As soon as these words came out, even Sword Soul himself thought something was wrong.
If someone comes to your house as a guest, you should call him Genji, it's not appropriate after thinking about it...
Liu Chan couldn't hold it anymore, he was rolling on the ground laughing, Chu Tianjing also had a strange expression, in this world, everything is like a thing, and the poisonous tongue sword soul that choked him speechless, was actually healed by Xiao Yuanhan Submissive...
"God has sprinkled wisdom all over the world..." Xiao Yuanhan shook his head, looked at Sword Soul, and said sincerely: "Your Excellency is the only one holding an umbrella."
"I……"
Sword Soul was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, and he didn't care about finding words to refute Xiao Yuanhan.
This was the first time in Tanlang Jianhun's life that he felt that he was so stupid... He wandered in the air for a while, then hid directly behind Chu Tianjing, not daring to show his face again.
(End of this chapter)
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