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Chapter 86 Storytelling

He Shen knelt and waited for a long time, and only dared to straighten up and sit up when he could not hear the voice of God.The burn on his buttocks has long since healed, but he has been staying in the carriage under the pretext of refining an ancestral panacea.The emperor also attached great importance to this matter. He not only changed him to a bigger carriage so that he could refine the elixir, but also allowed him to call all the officials and guards, and even requisitioned valuable medicinal materials at will, which allowed him to take the opportunity to obtain A lot of treasures.

It's just that no matter how good the treasure is, it pales in comparison to the elixir bestowed by God.

"Lie claiming to be the royal family, but you will be beheaded. Who is so courageous, dare to pretend to be the royal family?"

"How can I ensure that this person is safe and not discovered... As the head of the House of Internal Affairs and the chief minister of military affairs, I don't share the emperor's worries and problems, but I want to make suggestions for this rebellious person. Isn't it a bit of a helper? I'm sorry, the emperor. Have you committed the crime of deceiving the emperor?" Thinking of this, He Shen couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

Shouldn't it count?This is just a test that God entrusted to him, just like a question in a scientific examination, it is not a real thing, and it is not helping the rebellious officials and thieves to rebel, let alone God is not bigger than the emperor?When the emperor asked him to do something, he would do it with his head on the ground. If the old man had a problem, he would of course rack his brains to think about it.

After thinking clearly, He Shen began to seriously think about the question raised by God...

After Li Dacheng threw the question to Heshen, he drove away from home. In order to give Heshen enough time to think, and to avoid that good woman, Li Dacheng did not go to the nearest pharmacy. The pharmacy is open.

In order to avoid encountering the troublesome salesman again, Li Dacheng disguised himself and put on sunglasses before getting out of the car, so that no one could see his expression clearly.

Snapped……

Li Dacheng entered the pharmacy and walked up to an older middle-aged woman in a white coat.

"Ten boxes of Viagra, ten pills."

"What? How much?" The middle-aged woman was taken aback when she heard it, thinking she had heard it wrong, so she hurriedly asked again.

Li Dacheng had an embarrassing expression, but fortunately he was wearing sunglasses, so it was not easy to be seen.

Are all the drug sellers mentally ill now?Why are everyone so surprised that they have never seen anyone buy Viagra?

"Ten boxes of Viagra, packed with ten pills." Li Dacheng had to repeat it again, Heshen's place was a bottomless pit, no amount of Viagra was enough, and he was going to Jiangnan in a few days, and the demand for Viagra would definitely be indispensable.For the sake of convenience, Li Dacheng decided to buy more today, so as to save money, he would always go to the pharmacy later.

"Young man, why are you buying so much?" the middle-aged woman asked.

"Big sister, why do you still need a real-name system to buy Viagra now?" Li Dacheng asked in confusion, why, why do people ask him why every time?What else can you do with Viagra?Of course it is used, can it still be eaten as peanuts?
"No need, just buying so many at once, it's too rare."

After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, she bent down and went to the cabinet below to get the medicine.Seeing the swift movements of the eldest sister, Li Dacheng felt a lot more relaxed. At least the eldest sister talked a lot less than Ling Long.How good is this?As long as everyone asks fewer questions, the world will be a better place.

"Recent news reports that there have been robberies late at night. You must pay attention to safety when you are on the night shift."

"Yes, boss, we will pay attention."

At this time, two people walked out of the room inside the pharmacy, talking and walking out the door.

Li Dacheng was slightly taken aback, why did his voice sound so familiar?He glanced to the side from the corner of his eye, and immediately frowned, why is it her again?Really lingering.

Li Dacheng quickly lowered his head and pretended to look at the medicines in the counter, but the eldest sister behind the counter said, "There are no ten boxes, only eight boxes left. How about you order four more boxes of five pills of Viagra?"

The voice behind him suddenly stopped, and then Li Dacheng felt someone approaching, and then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw that nosy mother Ling Long bent over, twisted her neck, and turned her head , looking at him with a strange look.And still look left, look right, get very close.

Li Dacheng knew that his disguise had lost its effect, and he must be recognized by the other party again, so he looked up at the elder sister behind the counter, and said without changing his face, "Okay, just do as you say, elder sister."

"It's really you?" Ling Long opened his eyes wide, with a strange expression on his face, "Are you here to buy Viagra again?"

Li Dacheng did not speak, pretending not to hear.

Ling Long glanced at Li Dacheng, smiled, and then asked the eldest sister at the counter, "Sister Xu, is this gentleman here to buy Viagra?"

"Yes, boss."

boss?It turns out that this woman is the owner of a pharmacy, and it seems that there are several other stores, so she is so arrogant.Li Dacheng thought to himself.

"How much to buy?"

"Ten boxes of ten capsules, but there are only eight boxes of ten capsules in the store, and the remaining two boxes have been replaced with four five capsules."

The corner of Li Dacheng's mouth twitched, shit, do you want to explain it in such detail?Even if the boss asks, he must take care of the customer's face.

"What, one hundred pills?" Ling Long was taken aback. Even though the other party had visited twice and bought a lot each time, she was still frightened by the huge quantity this time, "You are really amazing. Look at it with admiration."

Li Dacheng kept his eyes straight and continued to pretend he didn't hear.

"Why are you buying so much Viagra? Why don't you go to the original pharmacy to buy it? Do you feel sorry for buying too often, so you want to buy enough here at once?"

"I know you still ask? Can you die if you don't speak?" Li Dacheng was angry, took off his glasses, and waited for the other party to speak loudly.

"I can't die, but I just find it strange that you have eaten so much, why don't you see any signs of kidney deficiency? It seems that your health is good." Ling Long said while looking at Li Dacheng, who she had met before. Among people, Viagra is the one who eats the most and the most frequently. Does Viagra still have a nourishing effect?
After swiping his card, Li Dacheng walked out with Viagra in his hand. When he passed by Ling Long, he glanced at Ling Long, "You have such a bad mouth, you haven't found a boyfriend yet, have you?"

"You..." Ling Long immediately opened her eyes angrily, glaring at her. Her boyfriend is an eternal pain in her heart. She just regained her peace in the past few days, but one sentence reminded her of the sad thing again.

"I didn't see it this time, but heard it. I'll know it when you open your mouth." Li Dacheng said with a smile, "I'll give you a professional suggestion. Talk less in the future, maybe there will be unexpected results. You act like a chatterbox all day long, for fear that others won’t know that you will start talking.” After speaking, Li Dacheng left the pharmacy.

"You, you, you're mad at me." Ling Long chased out of the pharmacy, and when he saw the man driving away, he stomped his feet angrily.

Li Dacheng drove home, and half an hour had passed. For someone as smart as He Shen, he should already have an idea in his mind.

"He Shen, what are you thinking?" Li Dacheng took the small blue pill out of the package, ready to pass it to He Shen.

"God, my villain has already figured out a solution to your problem, but I just don't know if it suits your mind." He Shen said quickly after hearing God's voice.

"Oh? Tell me about it." Li Dacheng was overjoyed, the old boy did not disappoint him.

"The person who lied about having royal blood doesn't want people to doubt him? Then get rid of all those who doubt him." He Shen gritted his teeth and said.Those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish, this is his motto in officialdom.

When Li Dacheng heard it, the expression of joy froze instantly on his face.This is an idea?This is called farting!It's as if I didn't say it, but it still smells like a fucking stinky smell.

"He Shen, I teach you to accumulate virtue and do good deeds, but you want to kill people. Are you taking this opportunity to provoke me?"

"No, no, the villain dare not. The villain has thought about three strategies. Just now, it was only the worst strategy, and it was only used when it was a last resort. In fact, when the villain thought of it, he also felt that this method was not appropriate, so he did it. It's the worst policy." He Shen quickly argued.

"What about the middle policy?"

"Buy those who doubt him." He Shen said quite proudly, this is another motto in his officialdom, money can turn ghosts.

"You'd better just say the best policy." Li Dacheng said.A traitorous minister is a traitorous minister, and the ideas he comes up with are all so despicable and shameless.

"The best strategy is to fabricate a story for one's own identity, and remedy every link in the story so that it is seamless. Even if someone traces it down, there is no need to worry." Since the previous two strategies failed, this time He Shen spoke in a low voice.

Li Dacheng understands He Shen's meaning. A lie usually needs countless lies to cover up, and finally becomes a complicated story.He also thought about making up a story, but he didn't know where to start the story.

It's all right now, and He Shen also thought of this. If you want to say that you can lie to your superiors, who can compare with the treacherous minister He Shen?
"Tell me more in detail."

Li Dacheng really wanted to know how He Shen would make up this story.

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(End of this chapter)