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Chapter 650 Bad Luck
In the early morning, the warm sunlight shone through the gaps in the curtains, making the whole room warmer. Hu Feng woke up from his sleep in a daze, but what woke him up was not the sunlight, but bursts of strong wind urination.

Last night he was in the bar with those foreigners from Solomon Auction House. Who would have thought that those foreigners could drink so much, they made several dozen beers alone, and he secretly went to the bathroom to catch his throat after drinking it After throwing up several times, I persisted, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to go home, but those foreigners didn't have anything to do.

It's not easy to earn some money, and you have to drink with the money owner. Fortunately, those foreigners are not good at masculinity, otherwise...

Unable to hold back any longer, Hu Feng threw off the quilt and got out of the bed. As soon as his feet hit the ground, he let out an 'ow' sound, and sat back on the bed, his face turned red in a 'swish'.

It hurts, it hurts so fucking much!

Hu Feng quickly took a look at his feet, and saw that the soles of his feet were densely covered with scum of instant noodles. He quickly patted off the scum of instant noodles with his hands. The uneven craters under his feet looked like the surface of the moon.

Where did the instant noodle scum come from?
Hu Feng lowered his head and looked under the bed. There was a bag of broken instant noodles on the ground beside the bed.

Could it be that they ate after coming home last night?

In the past few days, money is tight, and I have been eating instant noodles at home. When I am diligent, I boil a pot of hot water and eat it. When I am lazy, I open a bag and eat it directly. After returning home late at night, the inside of my stomach has been turbulent and burning. It should be that I took a few mouthfuls of instant noodles and pressed it down, and then threw it by the bedside.

Thinking of this, Hu Feng shook his head to wake himself up, then stepped over the instant noodle residue and walked to the bathroom.

When he came outside the bathroom, he pulled the door of the bathroom with his hand, and the doorknob was pulled down with a 'click' sound. Hu Feng stared at the doorknob in his hand blankly. When did he practice the Vajra Palm?

Entering the bathroom, taking off his pants, Hu Feng yawned and urinated at the same time. After finishing the work, he took a look inside the toilet. When he saw a long thing wriggling in a layer of foam, he was immediately frightened out of his wits.

Snake, it's a snake!

What he feared the most in his life was snakes!
It was a small snake as thick as a finger. Since most of its body was in the urine, it was not clear how long it was.

Damn, why is there a snake in the toilet?

Hu Feng picked up a mop from one side and bravely looked at the snake. He saw that the snake had a round head and a long body, wriggling in the toilet. It looked like it was about to climb up from the water. He didn't remember that. I know from where I have seen it, the round snake head is not poisonous, and the pointed head is a poisonous snake, but this is not absolute. When he saw the little snake, he was about to climb out of the toilet, so he quickly pressed the button on the toilet, and the strong water flow came from the toilet. It rushed out in all directions, forming a vortex in the toilet. The little snake that was wriggling in the toilet immediately lost its center of gravity, and its body swirled uncontrollably. With a sound of 'gurgling', the water in the toilet disappeared. The little snake is gone.

But he didn't take it lightly, who knows if there will be another snake crawling out of the pipe?Fortunately, I was only peeing just now, if I was shitting... Thinking of the possible consequences, Hu Feng trembled in fright, pressed the flush button several times in a row, and finally blocked his mouth with a leather stick, and then he was relieved. tone.

This kind of thing was only seen in the news before, but I didn't expect it to happen to me. Fortunately, I was still in the toilet. If I crawled out and got into his bed...would it happen again?Could a snake have crawled out?

Thinking of this, Hu Feng picked up the breath he had just swallowed, and looked around the bathroom vigilantly, but found no snakes. He remembered that the door seemed to be closed before entering the bathroom. Even if there were, he probably wouldn't crawl outside. , but just to be on the safe side, in order to make himself feel more at ease, he still walked out of the bathroom and started searching all over the room.

First of all, Hu Feng lifted the quilt on the bed and kept shaking it off. Fortunately, there was nothing, but how could there be a wet spot on the quilt?Also, there was a smell of urine.

Damn, you won't wet the bed, will you?

Hu Feng was stunned for a moment, a person in his 40s still wets the bed?If this gets out, won't you be laughed out of your teeth?Eh, that's not right, I didn't take off my clothes when I went to bed last night.He reached out and touched his pants, it was dry, did he take off his pants to pee while he was asleep?

Well, bedwetting is a trivial matter, let's find the snake first.

Hu Feng knelt on the ground and looked under the bed. There were no snakes, so it was safe.Inside the nightstand, safe.And the curtains. Whoops!Hu Feng covered his face with his hands and pulled the curtain, but it didn't take much force. As for the whole steel pipe falling off?It happened to hit the face, isn't this disfiguring?

While rubbing his nose, Hu Feng walked to the table and stretched out his hand to pull the drawer. With a 'click' sound, the table collapsed, the contents in the drawer fell all over the floor, and the mirror was also turned into pieces. Hu Feng looked back in shock. As soon as he retreated, his body happened to bump into the chair behind him, and with a 'wow', the chair also collapsed. He quickly dodged and stood by the wall, thinking that he would be all right now?The wall will never fall down, will it?This is the seventh floor. If the wall really fell down, wouldn't it be a terrorist attack?Just when he was thinking this way, the photo frame hanging on the wall fell off and hit his shoulder...

Hu Feng looked at the room that turned into ruins in a blink of an eye with a dazed expression. Damn it, damn it!

When I woke up just now, everything was wrong. In reality, I stepped on the scum of instant noodles, and when I went to the bathroom, I broke the doorknob. What was even more frightening was that I saw a snake in the toilet, and then I was in the process of looking for the snake. In the middle, almost demolished the house, even if it was possessed by bad luck, it wouldn't be so unlucky, right?It is said that people are so unlucky that their teeth get stuck even after drinking cold water, and now he really understands it.

No, this house has only been bought for a few years, and the furniture is all newly purchased. Even if the lifespan is short, it won't break down in two or three years, right?Could it be termites?

Hu Feng squatted down and carefully looked at the collapsed table and chairs. There were no debris or holes. Obviously, it had nothing to do with termites. Judging from the screws on the ground, it was probably related to the fact that the screws were not tightened. Ah, when you usually use it, I didn’t add that your desk and chair shake.

Evil door, really evil door!
"Ring Ling Ling..."

At this time, there was bursts of music in the house, and it was his cell phone ringing. He hurried through mountains and rivers, found his cell phone in a pile of ruins, saw that it was Mr. Stephen calling, and quickly connected it.

"Mr. Stephen, good morning." Hu Fengke greeted politely, wanted to find a place to sit down, but didn't know where to sit, so he could only stand in the end.

"It's still early, let's see what time it is now? Didn't you say that he took us to meet the owner of an auction house at ten o'clock today? Why haven't you come yet?" Stephen's dissatisfied voice came from the microphone.

Hu Feng was slightly taken aback when he heard it, and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall. It was only five o'clock, and it was still early before ten o'clock.Just as Hu Feng was about to speak, he stopped suddenly. He turned his head and looked at the sunlight outside the window. It should be dark at five o'clock in this season. How could there be such a big sun?He took a closer look, only to find that the hands on the clock didn't move at all, and the clock stopped.

Maybe there were too many unlucky things this morning, Hu Feng was used to it, he looked down at the time displayed on the phone, 10:34, it was already almost noon?
"Mr. Stephen, I'm really sorry, I just woke up after drinking too much last night." Hu Feng explained.

"Hu, you can't stand that little wine? Your drinking capacity is too bad."

"It's not that I'm a bad drinker, it's that Mr. Stephen's drinker is too good. Wait a minute, I'll go over." Hu Feng flattered him a little, then threw his phone aside and walked into the bathroom. I don't care if there are any snakes in it, I have to wash my face first, those foreigners are very particular about their appearance, if they go like this, they will definitely be disgusted.

Hu Feng picked up the toothbrush, squeezed the toothpaste and began to brush his teeth. Just as he put the toothbrush into his mouth and brushed it up and down twice, an unprecedented breath spread from his mouth to his whole head. As if it was about to explode, tears kept pouring out of my eyes, and my whole face was flushed.

What the fuck is this toothpaste?Is it mustard flavored?
Hu Feng took out the toothpaste and squeezed some on his hand, put it in front of his nose and smelled it. Where is this mustard-flavored toothpaste?It's clearly mustard.He quickly spit out the 'toothpaste' in his mouth, rinsed his mouth with water from a cup, and spit out more than a dozen mouthfuls, but he still felt that the holes in his head were leaking air, and it felt worse than standing naked. It's even better to be outside in the cold wind.

When the mustard smell in his mouth disappeared, he hurriedly washed his face and hair with water. This time, he had a long memory. When squeezing facial cleanser and shampoo, he put it in front of his nose and smelled it first. After a while, after confirming that there is no problem, he touched his face and head, and finally cleaned up his personal hygiene. When he picked up the hair dryer and pressed the switch, a strong wind mixed with powder was blown over, and his hair On, face, body, everywhere.

Hu Fengqi's teeth creaked and creaked. He was already very careful, but unexpectedly he was hit. It's hard to guard against.

When he was about to reach out to check the powder on his face, a tingling pain came from his eyes, tears flowed down instantly, and then his skin began to feel numb and itchy. He closed his eyes and wiped it with his hands. As a result, the more he rubbed his eyes, the more painful they became. In the end, he couldn't even open his eyes. He licked his lips with his tongue, and a strong spicy feeling swept over him. His whole tongue was so hot that he couldn't speak.

Now he finally knew what the powder that came out of the hair dryer was. Chili powder, definitely chili powder, and it was a very spicy kind.

If the handles, curtains, tables and chairs can be attributed to the quality of the objects themselves, then the 'mustard toothpaste' and 'chili noodle hair dryer' are definitely man-made.

Who, exactly who did the prank?

While drinking water and washing his face, Hu Feng was still guessing the culprit behind all this.

"Could it be Lao Wang? The high imitation blue and white porcelain that Yun gave to the other party was discovered?"

"Old Zhang is also possible. Tang Bohu's painting has too many flaws, but it probably wouldn't have occurred to me that the painting dealer was with me."

"Then it should be Lao Shao. I heard that the other party is short of money. He must have discovered that it was man-made when he sold the pearl necklace."

Hu Feng thought for a long time, but in the end he couldn't find a definite person. He usually used his father's fame to bluff and deceive outside. Quite a few, anyone is possible, and everyone can't wait to kill him quickly. It seems that he really has to do less immoral things in the future, otherwise even the enemy will come to seek revenge, and he will not know who did it.

I can only admit it!
After finally washing off the chili noodles on his body, when Hu Feng looked up at himself in the mirror, he was frightened. His entire face was red, as if he had a rash, and only one eye remained swollen. The gap, the mouth is like holding two sausages, can this still go out to meet people?Not to mention those foreigners, even he himself doesn't know himself now.

At this time, the phone rang again, and when he saw the caller ID, he found that it was Stephen who called just now.

"Mr. Mori..." Hu Feng opened his mouth, and even he was frightened, his lips were swollen, his face was swollen, even his tongue was swollen, and he couldn't speak at all.

"Ah? I made a mistake." After the other side replied, he hung up the phone directly.

Hu Feng looked at the phone with a wry smile, the next second, the phone rang again, and Hu Feng connected.

"Hu, what the hell are you doing?" Stephen's roar came from the microphone.

"Mr. Shidifen, if you are a chicken, I will fall..." Hu Feng tried his best to make his pronunciation clearer. It is one thing to think, but another thing to say it. One sentence: Mr. Stephen, you Don't worry, I'll be right there.When he said it, it changed immediately.

"what are you saying?"

"Ah?" Only then did Hu Feng realize that what he said just now was in Huaxia, and he hurriedly said it again in English, but the result was not as clear as Huaxia, and the chatter was like an alien language, but Stephen over there became angry , "Hu, what do you mean? Let our pigeons go?" Hu Feng was anxious when he heard that, how dare he let the opponent's pigeons go?

He knew that in his current situation, no matter what he said, the other party couldn't hear clearly, so he hung up the phone and sent a short message to the other party, telling the other party to be calm, he will be there soon, and when he receives Stephen's call After replying to the letter, he breathed a sigh of relief, the seven-figure revenge can't just fly away like this.

He hurriedly found clothes from the closet and changed into them. When he came to the door, he put on his shoes and went out.

Ah!
Hu Feng sat down on the ground, quickly took off his shoes, and two thumbtacks rolled out from inside...

I wipe, is it over yet?Want to play me to death?
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(End of this chapter)