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Chapter 576 Incarnation of God
The belated bundle of grenades was obviously thrown by Li Dacheng, but this time it was too powerful. He was worried that something would go wrong when he threw it, so he wouldn't blow up his hotel, so he drove to a restaurant in the suburbs. In the field, the vegetation is lush at the end of June, and the grain and vegetables in the field have grown taller than a person. Li Dacheng does not have to worry about being discovered when he enters it. Even if he accidentally blows up, he can escape quickly.

He has seen the power of a single grenade before, and the power of [-] grenades bundled together is definitely not small. When he finished pulling the fuse, his heart was pounding. Fortunately, his hands were fast enough and his photography skills were good enough. , The grenade was sent to Marco before the explosion started.

In fact, Li Dacheng originally planned to bury Marco alive with feces, making him the saddest pirate in history. Not only his reputation was stinky, but his body was also stinky. He got it, so his self-made weapon of mass destruction appeared on the stage. Looking at the darkened head, Li Dacheng knew that he had killed Marco, the notorious Italian pirate in the [-]th century, and he breathed a sigh of relief. , It's just a pity that those treasures have already sunk into the bottom of the sea. It is a pity that those treasures have not been found yet, according to the Italian People's Chronicles.

Li Dacheng looked at the updated photos of Marco in the space, but he didn't know where this place was, so he really wanted to fish it.

Bad start!

Li Dacheng returned to the car and looked at more than 30 friends in Italy. Most of his previous optimism had disappeared at this time. Foreigners are not as easy to deceive as he imagined, and wealth is not as easy to obtain as he imagined.

Li Dacheng turned his target to another person, this person is Quirino, a lord of Italy, to be precise, it should be a lord of the Austrian Habsburg dynasty, because in the early sixteenth century, Most of the territory of the country is under the rule of this dynasty, and this Quirino is a man of the sixteenth century.

According to the records in the Italian Chronicles, this lord named Quirino was also a domineering and reckless person. Using his status as a lord, he often searched for the people's fat and anointing in the territory, and it was common to bully men and women. Later, Forcibly occupied the wife of a subordinate, but was set on fire by this subordinate, and burned to death, and countless gold and silver treasures in the family also disappeared. One of the lord's generals swallowed it privately, and some said it was looted by the servants of Lin Zhu's family, in short, there are everything.

They are going to die anyway, and they must not let these treasures fall into the hands of others.This is Li Dacheng's idea.

"Quirino..."

"Quirino..."

Li Dacheng sent a few words to the other party in a row, but they were all just names, in order to create a tense and mysterious atmosphere. In European and American blockbusters, this call often appears.

"Who, who is calling me?" Quirino was taking a nap, and in his dream he was being chased by a wild beast, and suddenly there was a calling in his head, but when he woke up, he found that he was the only one in the room.

"Quirino... Quirino..."

"Who is it, come out." Quirino hurriedly sat up from the bed. Could it be that some unscrupulous people want to murder the lord?He got out of bed and went to the window to look out. Except for the guards in charge of the handle and the servants who were working in the field, he didn't find any other suspicious people. Inside the room, it can't be outside, otherwise such a loud voice would have to alarm the guards outside, and there is really no one who dares to call his name directly in this territory.

"I am God." Li Dacheng finally got to the point.

Quirino was taken aback, and while looking at the empty room around him, he asked, "God? What god?"

"God!" Li Dacheng said, this is the closest he can think of to call God.

"God? Is it real or not? You won't be another wizard playing tricks on me, right? Let me tell you, it's not that easy to lie to me, Quirino. If you don't show up again, I'll call the guards."

"How dare you doubt the words of the gods?"

"It's not that I don't believe in gods, but there are too many liars now, how can you prove that you are a god?"

Without further ado, Li Dacheng sent a pile of shit to the other party. This is the best way to not hurt the other party, but also to cause a psychological shadow on the other party.

"Oh, who threw shit at me? It stinks!" Quirino jumped back again and again while covering his nose with his hands.

"I'm just trying my hand at it. If you doubt me again, I'll bury you alive with shit." Li Dacheng said, he was a little disappointed in not being able to bury Marco alive last time.

"A piece of shit, that's also called proof? There's a lot of shit outside of us. Are all gods shitting? Don't disgust me, I've never seen a god as smelly as you, you better lie to someone else." Quirino said that he was about to ask someone to come in to clean the room, when suddenly piles of shit fell from the sky and landed on him, this time he could see clearly that it really appeared out of nowhere, not someone threw it of.

Clap clap clap!

Soon, half of Quirino's body was buried in feces, and he was about to pass his waist. Quirino said quickly, "God, God, I believe it, I believe you." Down the shit.

Quirino breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it, but he couldn't help but spit it out when he inhaled the smell of feces in his nose.

"vomit……"

Good guy, doesn't this stink too much?

He has seen a lot of gods, but this is the first time he has seen such a strong god, and he really couldn't bear it for a while.

While throwing up, Quirino crawled out of the pile of shit, finally came to the door, pushed the door open, and shouted to the outside, "Come on, throw away the shit in my room, and, Find water quickly, I want to take a bath..."

The servants standing outside the door are all stupid, the smell of the whole room is like the cesspit, especially when the lord who crawled out of the room was covered in feces, and left a long trail in the room. After the trace of feces, I immediately vomited up disgustingly.

Lord, did he pull out all the shit from this year?

It is said that people are made of meat, so is the lord made of shit?

Several guards immediately carried the lord outside. There was so much excrement, there was no way to wash it off except throwing it into the nearby river, and other servants also carried various tools to shovel excrement inside the house.

There happened to be a river in Quirino's mansion, which is usually used for irrigation. Today he jumped into the river directly, let the flowing water take away the excrement on his body, and at the same time murmured in his heart, "This god's heart is also It’s too vicious, I was almost buried alive by shit, if it gets out, how will I be able to hang out in the kingdom in the future, and what will other lords think of me?”

"Do you dare to speak ill of me?"

Quirino was taken aback. He didn't expect that the gods would know what he thought, and the gods were indeed gods, much more powerful than the wizards in the kingdom. "No, no, how dare I say bad things about you, God?" If it rains shit again, I will be drowned in this river full of shit. It's cruel to think about it.

"You're right. I can rain shit at any time and bury you alive in shit. In fact, this is the most benevolent way, because as a god, I can kill you with a single lightning." Li Dacheng said, before He said the same thing to He Shen, but it was purely deceptive then, but it is different now, he speaks with confidence, of course, the power of lightning is too great, it will kill you when it falls, so it is better to use it sparingly better.

Lightning?

Quirino was frightened at once. He knew the power of thunder very well. When it rained a few days ago, a towering tree with a forest of hundreds of years in the territory was split in half by lightning. Turned into ashes, even big trees are like this, and they are even more raptured.

"God, you found me, what's the matter?" Quirino asked cautiously after dismissing the others, while keeping his eyes on the sky, for fear that there would be more shit on it.

"Are you asking me? I also want to ask you, do you often pray to make your territory bigger and bigger?" Li Dacheng asked.

"Oh? How do you know? God, did you hear that?" Quirino was taken aback. As there were fewer and fewer treasures to be found in the territory, he was now praying for the expansion of his territory every day.

"Nonsense, I'm here to fulfill your wish." Li Dacheng said, and he was fooled. It really is that people who are greedy will never be satisfied. middle.

"Fulfill my wish? Could it be that my sincerity moved the gods?" Quirino asked blankly.

"That's right, it's just that you keep talking, and I'm tired of listening, so I decided to help you."

"Thank you, God, thank you, God." Quirino said excitedly after getting the confirmation. He didn't even care about the shit on his body, and quickly climbed up from the river and kowtowed to the sky.

"However, there are conditions for helping you. At least you should show some sincerity?" Li Dacheng asked.

"Sincerity? Are the gods talking about sacrifices?" Quirino asked.

"Yes, it's a sacrifice." Li Dacheng was happy in his heart. This person is much easier to fool than Marco.

"God, what do you want? Animals or slaves? I will kill you now to sacrifice to you." Quirino said.

"Stop, stop." Li Dacheng said hastily, "I have collected too many of these things, you should keep them for yourself."

"Then what do you want?" Quirino asked puzzled. When wizards offer sacrifices to the gods, don't they always burn people alive?
"What do you humans like most?"

"Of course it's treasure... You don't want treasure as a sacrifice, do you?" Quirino asked, the expression on his face changed a little, it was his favorite thing, the reason why he wanted to get more There are many territories, and I also hope to find more treasures, but now the gods want to use treasures as sacrifices, isn't this unloved?

"Yes, it is treasure. However, I know you like treasure too. It must be uncomfortable to ask you to give me your beloved treasure. How about this? Let me show you something first, and then you can decide whether to give the treasure to me." As a sacrifice, how about it?"

"What?" Quirino asked.

"Things that can help you win more territory." Li Dacheng directly sent a grenade to the opponent.

Quirino was wondering when he suddenly saw something falling in front of him. He thought it was feces at first, so he quickly backed away, but when he saw it clearly, he immediately walked over and picked it up from the ground. Get up, is this a... hammer?
"This thing is called a grenade. It is a kind of mine that can be released by hand. You only need to pull the iron ring below, and then throw it fiercely at the target. It will have the same effect as the thunder. It is definitely not good for siege. The second choice." Li Dacheng said to Quirino, now is the sixteenth century, although there is gunpowder at this time, there is absolutely no grenade, so for him, selling the grenade to Quirino is definitely a good deal.

"Grenade?" Quirino looked at the thing in his hand suspiciously, and then pulled the iron ring below according to God's words. The sudden green smoke from inside startled him, and quickly threw the thing out.

Bang!
The loud sound frightened Quirino and sat on the ground. The mud and rocks flying around splashed him and hit him painfully. Accompanied by gusts of wind, his body was blown continuously. trembling.

Not far away, a deep pit appeared on the ground, and smoke was still coming out of it. A huge rock was blasted and split in half, where Quirino threw the grenade.

Quirino was taken aback. It really had the same effect as a thunder, and its power almost caught up with the cannon. However, the cannon is so troublesome, how can it be as convenient as the grenade?Not only is it easy to carry, it is also convenient to use, and it is powerful. It is really the best choice for attacking cities and land.

"How is it, isn't it good?" Li Dacheng asked.

"Not bad? It's simply amazing. This is the most powerful baby I've ever seen." Quirino said excitedly. With this thing, let alone increasing the territory, it is no problem to occupy the entire kingdom.

Li Dacheng was happy, and said in his heart that if you wait another 200 years, this thing will not be unusual.

"I will provide you with a grenade, and you use your treasure as a sacrifice. Is there a problem?" Li Dacheng asked. At this time, he had become an arms dealer, but he was just selling arms to foreigners hundreds of years ago. In fact, it has the same meaning as providing Zheng He with grenades. As long as there is something in return, as long as you offer treasures, you can have as many of these things as you want.

"No problem." Quirino said happily. It costs money to buy cannons and weapons. If you can get grenades, it's nothing to take out some treasures. Besides, with grenades, you can grab even more treasures , In comparison, what is the little treasure that is the best?
It's done, this time it's really done.

Li Dacheng also smiled.

"Then hurry up and serve the sacrifice!"

(End of this chapter)